I'm the villain! Why are all the heroines surrounding me?

Just then, he saw a big face with big teeth grinning at him, and he immediately reflexively kicked his legs back to distance himself.

"007, it's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your problem that you are ugly and still come out to scare people."

Ye Bufan took a deep breath.

Fortunately, he has a strong body and a beating heart, otherwise his life would be in danger!

"038, are you playing house? I want to play too."

007 pointed to the scratches on the ground and scratched his head shyly,

"I'll be the father and you be the mother, okay?"

Hearing this, Ye Bufan's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Zhuo, this guy is sick again!

He is a big man, vigorous and full of masculinity.

This request is impossible to agree to.

No, what am I thinking? !

This unreasonable request was not rejected at the first time, but was considered instead.

And he actually said that he was playing in the mud. He is indeed a vulgar person without any artistic level.

Oh ~ that's right.

How can ordinary people understand the painting skills comparable to those of gods?

How lonely it is to be invincible, and it's lonely at the top!

Ye Bufan suddenly gave birth to a sense of arrogance. He glanced at 007 and waved his hand impatiently.

"No, go play somewhere else and don't interfere with my work."

The next second after he finished speaking, Ye Bufan's veins jumped and he immediately regretted it.

I saw 007 looking aggrieved, stomping heavily on the ground, and then... the ground cracked, and there was a deep shoe print.

Ye Bufan: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

Uh... I was careless.

I forgot that there is no normal person in this place!

At the beginning, Ye Bufan was still very unruly.

He even arrogantly ordered these mental patients to serve tea and water.

Until... he saw with his own eyes that a steel door was rolled into a ball by these people and destroyed to the point of being completely destroyed...

He found out that he was wrong.

Damn, whose mental hospital is full of martial arts masters!

What realm is that devil who can control these people?

That day, Ye Bufan fell into deep contemplation.

This is also the reason why he dared not escape easily even if he recovered.

But now is not the time to entangle these things. Looking around, Ye Bufan lowered his voice and said,

"Okay, but let's change the game this time."

007's eyes lit up, "What game?"

"Hide and seek."

A few minutes later,

Ye Bufan whistled and swaggered around the hospital, muttering,

"007, I'm here to catch you."

It seems that he is playing the game seriously, but in fact, his eyes are constantly glancing around.

From time to time, he pretended to fiddle with the grass and look through the trash can, and said, "I found you."

What is professionalism?

This is professionalism!

When it comes to scouting, he is simply the best.

Ye Bufan thought conceitedly, his tail almost lifted to the sky.

His plan was to take advantage of the night, and when they were eating together, he would use the excuse of going to the toilet and climb out of the small window in the toilet.

He quickly hid in the grass and crawled forward at a speed of one meter per second.

The last one kicked his feet, climbed over the wall with the help of the thick tree in the corner of the gate, landed gracefully, and escaped.

The whole action was fast, steady and ruthless!

As for whether he would be discovered, Ye Bufan was not worried at all.

After observing for these days, he found that people were most concentrated when eating, and there was only an old security guard guarding the door.

With his strength, even if he was discovered, could a mere old man stop him? !

The advantage is in him, so how can he lose!

Night fell quickly,

On the first floor of the hospital, in the cafeteria.

Ye Bufan ate a few mouthfuls of rice, then covered his stomach, looking at the guard beside him with a painful expression,

"Ouch, my stomach hurts, I want to go to the toilet."

A man with thick eyebrows and big eyes came forward, frowned, and muttered,

"Okay, follow me."

Ye Bufan looked happy, he didn't expect things to go so smoothly, he didn't even have to lie on the ground and roll around to act pitiful.

Soon he came to the door of the toilet, the man stopped, lit a cigarette and waved his hand,

"Go in."

As soon as he entered, Ye Bufan felt his stomach churning, and quickly pinched his nose.

This™ is too stinky, it was obviously not so strong last night!

Without time to think about it, Ye Bufan looked up at the half-closed window, jumped up and stepped on his right foot with his left foot.

The movement was clean and neat, drawing a beautiful arc.

Outside the door, the man leaned against the wall, slowly extinguished his cigarette, and pushed the door open.

Looking at the empty toilet, the corner of his mouth curled up, and he walked out of the toilet cursing,

"The smell is really fucking strong, it stinks."…………

“Oh no, shit!”

In the bushes, Ye Bufan looked at the dog shit stuck on his hands and couldn’t help but curse.

Damn it!

Where did this stray dog ​​with no sense of public morality come from, actually urinating and defecating everywhere.

Resisting his nausea, Ye Bufan quickly came to the gate, poked his head out and looked around,

“Strange, how did the gate open? Never mind, let’s go out first.”

After saying that, Ye Bufan took advantage of the force to leap, and landed lightly with a white crane’s wings spread.

“Freedom, long time no see!”

While sighing, Ye Bufan’s hair suddenly stood on end, and a feeling of extreme danger surged into his heart.

The next second, the whole person was blown away and rolled on the ground for several circles before stopping.

Master! Danger!

Ye Bufan’s alarm bells rang, and he didn’t even dare to look at it. He didn’t care about his body that was about to fall apart, and turned around and ran wildly with all his strength.

"Young man, you are in good health."

The security guard stood there with his hands behind his back, full of emotion, and only returned to the security booth slowly when he could no longer see Ye Bufan.

"Did you hit him too hard?"

In the darkness, Yang Yongxin smiled bitterly.

"Don't worry, I know my limits."

The security guard waved his hands, "He is alive and kicking, running faster than a rabbit."

Yang Yongxin's mouth twitched, and his forehead was filled with black lines.

He even suspected that Ye Bufan had offended this weird old man in some way, and he would really kill him if something happened!

"Leave if you have nothing to do. Don't disturb me, an old man, from sleeping. I am old and not as energetic as you. I need to rest well."

The security guard turned his back and whispered,

"Who told him not to leave even though the gate was open? It's obvious that he looked down on me, an old man."

"You don't respect the elderly at all!"

Yang Yongxin: (°ー°〃)

On the other side,

Ye Bufan, who had run for several miles in one breath, noticed that no one was catching up with him, so he leaned against the wall and gasped for air.

"I am so unlucky."

Ye Bufan had a ferocious expression, spit out a mouthful of blood foam, and slammed his fist against the wall.

He couldn't figure out when he had ever provoked such a strong man?

Could it be Jiang Cheng's people?

Ye Bufan was amused by his own thoughts and shook his head quickly.

Such a strong man is always arrogant, so how could he listen to the orders of Jiang Cheng, a playboy?

Moreover, he could sense that the man had no intention of killing, otherwise he would never have been able to escape.

After being depressed for a while, Ye Bufan took a deep breath,

"Forget it, thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, don't let me meet you again."

"Otherwise... humph, I will definitely turn around and run, don't even think about touching a corner of my clothes!"

After speaking his heroic words, Ye Bufan's figure disappeared into the vast night...