I’m Upgrade by Selling Moe [Interstellar]
112. Change [two updates in one]
This little cutie~ Since your subscription ratio is not enough, the anti-theft stamp is displayed~ Am I going to die like this?
And it was so painful to die?
Ji Wuxiu's face was blank, he was floating in the air, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time, but a light fell from the sky, turned into a meteorite and hit his body, suddenly releasing light in the dark night, covering his soul.
Vaguely, Ji Wuxiu heard something.
【Ding! I relied on being cute to upgrade the system. Starting...]
The world in front of him seemed to become colorful, constantly being twisted and stretched, like a grotesque painting, and he stood in the center, drifting with the flow.
"Where is this?"
Ji Wuxiu looked around, his expression flustered with a hint of fear.
【Ding! The system started successfully, hello host. 】
The stereotypical voice sounded at this moment, which made Ji Wuxiu cheer up instantly. He was not afraid that the voice came so suddenly and strangely, but he was afraid that he would be thrown into this strange space until the end of the world.
"Hello...Hello." Ji Wuxiu swallowed nervously.
After all, he had read many systematic novels, and he vaguely understood what was going on.
[This system is called I upgrade by being cute. Would you like to bind it? 】
I level up by being cute...?
Ji Wuxiu thought to himself, looking strange.
This name seems...
As soon as Ji Wuxiu's thought flashed across his mind, the system's stereotyped voice came to his ears again.
[Binding completed, it has been detected that your body has died, and a new body is being created for you. I hope you enjoy using it. 】
"I haven't agreed yet..." Ji Wuxiu didn't expect that the system could be operated so cunningly, so he decided everything on his own initiative.
The weird and twisted space in front of him disappeared instantly, and the feeling of squeezing his soul made Ji Wuxiu's vision go dark and he fainted completely.
I don’t know how long it took, but the chirping of birds seemed to be heard in my ears. The chirping was very pleasant, and the air was filled with a scent that seemed like a forest, fresh and pleasant.
Ji Wuxiu moved his eyelids and woke up. What he saw was a blue sky, without a trace of clouds, as clear as sapphire, surrounded by dense forests and clustered bushes.
"Where is this?"
Ji Wuxiu did not sigh at all for the beautiful scenery in front of him. Instead, he stood up in a panic. The next second, he was stunned and stunned by the furry little paws in front of him.
This... what is this?
Ji Wuxiu was so frightened that he took a few steps back. His furry claws seemed to be controlled by him and he completed the retreat, although the whole movement seemed very clumsy and slow.
Is this my hand?
Ji Wuxiu's throat was dry, and he even wanted to laugh awkwardly.
This joke is not funny at all.
Vaguely, he seemed to remember what the system had said before, and he instantly realized that all this must be the fault of the system.
"Baa Wu... Baa baa baa Wu."
——System, come out!
Ji Wuxiu's eyes widened in disbelief, and he weakly called the system again.
"Baa Wu!" The childish cry was a little soft, as if it was coquettish.
This is definitely not my own voice.
Ji Wuxiu made another bleating sound and called the system anxiously.
【Ding! Host, please rest assured that this system can sense your thoughts through brain waves. Please just talk to this system in your mind. 】
Ji Wuxiu suppressed the complicated thoughts in his heart and forced himself to calm down.
"What exactly is going on?"
Thoughts flashed through my mind, and the system quickly responded.
[Because your body has been completely destroyed, in order to resurrect you smoothly, this system has created a new body for you. 】
Ji Wuxiu's paws shook even more violently, and he felt very uneasy, but he still cautiously made a suggestion in his heart, "Then can't you create the same body for me as before?"
The system's tone was cold, with a hint of matter-of-factness: [Because the full name of this system is called I Level Up by Acting Cute, your previous body did not meet the requirements of this system at all. 】
Ji Wuxiu subconsciously retorted: "Where do I fall short?"
[Please host go to the river and take a look at your body. 】
Ji Wuxiu wanted to roll his eyes, but he still had to choose to obey the system. He awkwardly controlled the body and walked towards the river. From walking upright on two feet to now with all four limbs on the ground, this drastic change made him feel very irritable and he wanted to think To curse.
But now I can only swallow my anger.
After finally crawling to the river, Ji Wuxiu looked at his face and was so frightened that he sat down and threw his arms around.
"This...is this?" Ji Wuxiu swallowed his saliva and finally began to look at himself seriously.
From the paws to the upper body, it is covered with black hair, as if it is wearing a small vest, while the abdomen is covered with soft, snow-white hair.
What shocked him the most was that what was reflected by the river was a face that looked particularly innocent and cute. Dark circles covered the eyes, drooping and innocent, and there were two semicircular black ears on the top of his head. Even he himself At the first glance, I couldn't help but have the urge to reach out and pinch it.
It's just so--cute.
It seemed that the panda he possessed was only a few months old, naive, immature and harmless.
【Ding! Does the host understand now? 】
Ji Wuxiu had a look of astonishment on his face: "I've been... taught a lesson."
No matter how outstanding his original body is, it is absolutely impossible to compare with the cuteness that attracts the whole world - the national treasure giant panda!
but……
"What does this have to do with me?" Ji Wuxiu asked the system in his mind.
No matter how cute the panda is, he still wants his original body.
[Host, your body has been completely destroyed. You can only use this body to survive and work hard to earn cuteness. When you reach a certain level, you can turn into a human form. 】
The stereotyped voice was as calm as ever, but these words were full of temptation to Ji Wuxiu's ears. He also knew very well that his body had been destroyed, and now all he could count on was this system.
"So what is the cuteness value? How to get it?" Ji Wuxiu asked in his mind.
【Ding! Cuteness value is the cuteness value converted from any creature's love for you. Every time you act cutely, you must do it in a way that is innovative, creative, and fresh, making people unable to stop and making their hearts tremble. If you succeed, you will be cute. The creature will successfully gain cuteness value through the opponent's mood fluctuation. 】
Ji Wuxiu had an expressionless panda face, and his heart was so heavy that he wanted to drink and play cards.
He is a dignified man, and from now on he will make a living by being cute.
This fucking life may really not get better.
As if sensing the host's despair, the silent system suddenly appeared and said: [Host, the more cuteness points you gain, your combat effectiveness will increase accordingly. 】
The black and white creature by the river seemed to be trembling, and its furry face was still lifeless. However, due to the drooping dark circles under its eyes, the panda with a desperate face suddenly became - cute and harmless.
"Leave me alone." Ji Wuxiu, the red panda who now looked like he was only a few months old, sighed heavily.
Mr. Panda, who was so heavy that he wanted to drink and play cards, finally got up unsteadily after a long time, his lifeless face looking as silly and cute as ever.
It seems that I will really make a living from being cute in the future.
Although it’s shameful to think about.
But for the sake of great and lofty dreams, everything can be sacrificed.
【Ding! Now that you've cheered up, try to better adapt to this body! 】
Ji Wuxiu thought about it and felt that what the system said was right. He braced himself and began to work hard to adapt to controlling this body. He continued to move forward on all fours, taking alternate steps. The whole movement was a bit clumsy and slow.
This body is only a few months old and cannot be compared with an adult panda.
But Ji Wuxiu continued to exercise patiently, while talking to the system in his heart.
"By the way, system, where is this?"
【Ding! I don't know about this system. 】
Ji Wuxiu's eyes widened and he paused slightly, "You brought me here, how could you not know?"
Other systems in the novel are omnipotent and omniscient.
[Host, this system is upgraded by being cute. It is different from other glamorous trading systems. It does not require hard work, hard training, or natural resources. You just need to be cute and you will get the points. 】
Ji Wuxiu: What you said makes sense, but I have nothing to say.
But speaking of it, there was something that made Ji Wuxiu very curious.
"As a system, don't you have any tasks for me to complete?"
【Ding! I upgraded this system by being cute. There is no other system that is so fancy. You only need to work hard to study how to sell in a novel way, how to sell in a creative way, and how to sell in a way that makes people want to stop. With this alone, you can easily conquer all living things. You send. 】
Ji Wuxiu was silent for a long time, then complimented against his will: "It's amazing."
The sun hanging in the sky sets quickly,
The creature lying on the tree licked its mouth and stared at the small prey not far away, its vertical pupils reflecting a trace of confusion.
It has lived here for so long and has never seen such an ugly animal.
Never!
After walking for a while, Ji Wuxiu was exhausted and panting. He quickly found a strong tree trunk and sat down. His body instantly turned into a ball.
Ah, so comfortable.
Mr. Panda leaned lazily against the tree trunk, leaning forward in an extremely skillful posture, whistling like a gangster.
Although it sounded nondescript, like humming.
It looked left and right, scratched its belly, and its thick flesh trembled.
If he had reacted more quickly, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The few people who were approaching tried their best to suppress their smiles, and gathered around to tie it up with professional animal trapping tools to prevent it from running away.
They were too careless last time and thought this creature was harmless, but who knew that the soul of the mutated beast was hidden under the silly and cute appearance.
Seeing that those people were coming, Ji Wuxiu hurriedly got up and ran forward.
However, the vines on the ground immediately wrapped around his ankle. Ji Wuxiu struggled a few times, but to no avail.
He sat down angrily and started tearing away the vines with all his strength. From time to time he raised his head and glanced at the approaching people, feeling increasingly anxious.
How come this vine is so strong? It keeps tearing no matter how hard it is worked on.
The system also knew that Ji Wuxiu was at a critical moment, and immediately prompted: [Ding! Host, you have now reached the 100 point requirement. Would you like to be promoted to a first-level cute creature? 】
Ji Wuxiu was stunned and said without hesitation: "Yes, I choose to upgrade."
【Ding! You have been successfully promoted to a first-level cute creature. 】
Ji Wuxiu: "..."
Is this the end?
Is the upgrade scene so unremarkable?
The system was silent for a while and said: [This system is different from other glamorous craftsmen. It only focuses on being cute and never pays attention to gorgeous and impractical upgrade special effects. 】
Ji Wuxiu didn't want to complain about the system, because those people were getting closer and closer. He pulled at the vine again, and it was torn apart easily like noodles.
Ji Wuxiu couldn't help but be surprised. Before, the vine was so strong that it couldn't be torn apart, but now it became so easy...
Immediately afterwards, Ji Wuxiu, who was free, immediately got up and ran forward.
The wood-type superpower who saw all this could not help but be surprised: "Hey, how could this happen?"
He remembered that this creature was so weak that it couldn't even destroy vines before, but now why...
"Let's catch up quickly." The man with a cooler temperament interrupted.
Although several people were confused, they still nodded and quickened their pace to catch up.
There were many obstacles in the jungle, and Ji Wuxiu deliberately ran to the more difficult places every time. The sharp branches and thorns were resisted by his thick fur, and he did not suffer any damage.
Although it may be a little uncomfortable.
Because his hair was shaved and messy, he looked particularly embarrassed, pitiful and helpless.
But compared to Ji Wuxiu, the group of people behind him were even more pitiful and helpless.
At first, a few people looked a little tired, but their clothes were neat and clean. It could even be seen that the material was different from other trappers.
But now, in order to chase that damn fat ball, they can only use their powers to split the bushes on both sides in a hurry. But because their powers are not controlled carefully enough, there will always be missing branches or wooden thorns that scratch them, which hurts them. It itches again.
Not long after running like this, many people's hair was messy and their expressions were in a daze, not to mention that their exposed skin had already been scratched with many blood marks and dripping blood.
It looks so pitiful and helpless.
Some people want to quit, thinking that this is too torturous.
The fat ball didn't know what was going on. He kept burrowing into the dense jungle bushes and acted unscrupulously because of his rough skin and thick flesh. It was pity for them, who were tortured to this point.
And what Ji Wuxiu wanted was exactly this result.
Ji Wuxiu ran and looked back from time to time. He couldn't help but feel happy when he saw the miserable condition of those people. He showed a harmless and cute smile until the tree branch just got stuck in his fat belly...
The huge impact shook the tree branches twice, and a few withered leaves fell. Looking from a distance, the round butt looked like a ball of hair, fluffy and soft.
Ji Wuxiu suddenly lost his smile and kicked his legs in annoyance. The clumsy and fluttering look was reflected in the eyes of those people. Everyone who had a gloomy face due to injuries unconsciously raised the corners of their mouths.
That fat ball is so fat.
【Ding! Your embarrassed appearance stuck on the branch of a tree, and your big round butt, made the hearts of the few humans in front of you tremble, and they unkindly laughed at the host, and had the idea that the host is really stupid and fat, you Gain +8 cuteness points. 】
Ji Wuxiu was still struggling hard at first, but when he heard the system's words, he couldn't help but let out an angry roar. The strength of his struggle became stronger and stronger, shaking the tree trunk to the point where it finally cracked and broke.
Ji Wuxiu fell to the ground. Fortunately, there were thick leaves on the ground, which prevented his butt from being damaged. He was still filled with endless anger, and he slapped the tree trunk with his bear paw... and then became particularly powerful. He roared angrily at those people with a ferocious look on his face.
Several humans: "..."
【Ding! Your feigned ferocious expression made the people in front of you tremble, and they thought, "Its scream is so cute, as if it is acting like a baby, and it is so cute even when it is angry. Look at it, its fur is exploding when it is angry, and it looks rounder. "I really want to touch it, how it feels", you get +4 cuteness points. 】
Ji Wuxiu instantly stiffened, his roar suddenly muted, and he couldn't scream anymore.
His roar was so powerful, but it was still considered to be coquettish.
He has such a ferocious expression, but he is still considered cute.
His hair exploded with anger, and his body doubled in size. He looked more powerful and majestic, but he was still considered to be a ball.
Ji Wuxiu's anger level soared again, and he smashed a stone in front of everyone. Several humans were slightly stunned, as if they were shocked by Mao Tuanzi's terrifying force level.
Ji Wuxiu couldn't help but smile slowly...
【Ding! The way you delicately smashed the stone just now made several humans look at you and think, "Is it demonstrating? I didn't expect its character to be so cute." You received 4 cuteness points. 】
Ji Wuxiu instantly lost his smile again: "..."
He tried his best to act cute towards these people before, but he only got eight points, which was pitiful.
But now when he was violently intimidating these people, these people looked cute and contributed a lot of cuteness value.
This strong contrast made the system say in disbelief: [Host, I didn’t expect you to be so talented at being cute. How did you know that these actions of yours can gain cuteness value? According to my statistical calculations, this possibility is obviously very low. 】
The wind slightly ruffled Ji Wuxiu's messy hair, and he still looked cute and harmless at the moment when he was supposed to look mighty and ferocious.
Just like on Earth, humans clearly know that pandas are as powerful as brown bears, and they can even use wolves as chairs to ride on.
But all the people on earth are still confused by the cute-looking pandas, and they can't help but want to hug and kiss the giant pandas, even if they are not afraid of death.
From this we can see how suitable giant pandas are for the profession of being cute.
Ji Wuxiu glared at these people and decided to teach these people a lesson.
The system's tone trembled slightly and advised: [Host... you have to calm down. 】
Ji Wuxiu ignored the system. In addition to wanting to teach these people a lesson, he also wanted to test his own combat effectiveness.
He can't always rely on being cute to protect himself, he has to have some fighting ability anyway.
As if realizing that the hairy dumpling in front of them was about to attack, several people became vigilant and slowly approached, preparing for a sneak attack.
One of them gestured to take out the animal trap.
Ji Wuxiu noticed this scene and imitated a leopard by licking the corners of his mouth to calm his nervously beating heart.
The sound of the wind decreased and the air seemed to become stagnant. It was so quiet that you could even hear your heartbeat. Ji Wuxiu began to get excited in this extremely tense and dangerous situation.
This is the feeling he wants.
There's nothing more interesting about being cute than fighting.
Finally, as if they had agreed upon each other, both sides suddenly launched an attack together.
Mao Tuanzi looked fat and clumsy, but I never expected that it was very agile. It kept swimming among the crowd and slapped it hard with its huge bear paw——
A person was instantly shot away, falling to the ground in a parabola in the air, his face turned pale and he spit out a mouthful of blood.
The hand exposed by Mao Tuanzi instantly shocked everyone.
How could it be so powerful?
He looks so fragile and pitiful, but how could his fighting power be so terrifying?
Unless...it's an act.
Suddenly, everyone realized that this fat ball was really treacherous!
It looked cute and silly, but unexpectedly it turned out to be powerful. It pretended to be weak from beginning to end, lowering everyone's vigilance, and finally launched a cruel sneak attack.
brutal.
Too brutal.
It obviously has a silly and cute face, but why...it can't be "the same on the outside".
The person who was slapped away was vomiting blood and thinking happily: Fortunately, he didn't slap me on the head, otherwise he would really be dead.
Out of caution, a few people did not dare to attack again and had the intention of retreating. Seeing that "the furry dumpling who looked honest but actually had a cunning, despicable and shameless character but was still very cute" showed no signs of attacking, they immediately took the injured one with him. People leave and disappear in the blink of an eye.
Ji Wuxiu himself had no intention of harming these people. Even the person he accidentally knocked away just now deliberately withdrew some of his power, but who knew - he actually underestimated his own fighting power.
Ji Wuxiu lowered his head and looked at the bear paw he stretched out, his eyes bright.
Is this what power feels like?
I didn't expect it to be so cool.
The system said calmly: [Of course, the products produced by the system must be high-quality. Your body is extremely perfect. Even though it is only level one, it is much stronger than the level one human superpower. 】
Ji Wuxiu's eyes were still shining.
It feels so good to not have to make a living by being cute, but only need to fight.
I really want to spend my whole life fighting, drinking, smoking, and becoming wild.
The system said coldly: [Give up, host. If you don't act cute, there is no way out. If you don't act cute, how will you be able to upgrade in the future? How will you waste your time? 】
Ji Wuxiu suddenly became dejected and let out a cry.
I’m so tired and don’t want to love anymore.
Ji Wuxiu soon felt sleepy and fell into sleep again.
I don't know how long it took, but a cool breeze hit me. Ji Wuxiu shivered, and opened his eyes in confusion. It was still noon, but it turned out to be evening after a good sleep.
Ji Wuxiu quickly climbed down and drank some water by the river.
At this time, a fish that looked particularly fat suddenly jumped out of the river. It swung its tail and quickly sank to the bottom of the water and disappeared.
Only the water splashes were cast into seven colors by the sunlight in the air.
Ji Wuxiu touched his chin, his eyes bright.
Good guy, why did he forget the fish?
But there is no fire…
The fire in Ji Wuxiu's eyes extinguished, and he left dejectedly under the setting sun. His round back looked particularly heavy.
At night, Ji Wuxiu sat on a tree branch and began to try to remember how to make a fire without a lighter and a magnifying glass.
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