I’m Upgrade by Selling Moe [Interstellar]

77. Social Meow [two updates in one]

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nonexistent.

The two of them recalled the stumbling appearance of the fur ball, and their hearts softened again.

Sharp, cold and hunting eyes?

Doesn't exist either.

The two of them glanced at the black and white furry dumpling, and once again received each other's soft and wet eyes, ignorant and pure.

Ji Wuxiu continued to glare at the two people, trying his best to express his dissatisfaction.

The two of them looked stunned.

Ji Wuxiu was immediately satisfied...

The system silently went online and prompted: [Ding! Your eyes are so cute to these two people, and you successfully get +2 cuteness points. 】

"!!!" Panda's face was as lifeless as ever, but only Ji Wuxiu knew that his smile had frozen.

This unscientific.

"System, I really didn't buy cuteness just now."

The system's tone was slightly teasing: [I know, but you have to get used to cheating. Even if you don't act cute, you can still make these stupid humans tremble in their hearts. This is the real awesomeness of this system. Host, have you...understood? 】

Ji Wuxiu was shocked by the system's supposedly arrogant tone, "I understand... I understand."

It's just that he still can't get used to it.

Apparently some time ago, he was so ugly that he was so ugly that all animals shunned him. Even the black panther was so disgusted by his cuteness that he vomited.

He has become accustomed to being disliked.

But suddenly one day, everything changed.

Nowadays, even if he does nothing, he can easily gain the value of being cute.

To be honest...it's really cool.

I believe that given time, relying on this natural cuteness, I will definitely gain more cuteness and successfully reach the pinnacle of life.

The man called Big Brother was a bit impatient and immediately shouted: "Why are you dazed? Hurry up and lift the stretcher."

The two of them came back to their senses, quickly lifted the stretcher one after another, and followed the man named eldest brother forward.

On the way, Ji Wuxiu carefully touched the leopard, with worry in his eyes.

The black panther ignored Ji Wuxiu and allowed the bear's paws to rub its head, because it had more important things to do at the moment.

That is to teach these two humans a great lesson before they die.

It still moved its paws forward tirelessly and squinted its eyes.

Ji Wuxiu: "..."

This kid has so much perseverance.

But now is really not the right time for revenge.

Ji Wuxiu quickly pulled the leopard's paw back and made a small soothing sound.

The black panther didn't appreciate it at all. He turned his head and roared angrily at the lifeless panda: "Ho... Mi."

But the weak breath didn't sound threatening.

Ji Wuxiu wished that the leopard could understand his words.

The system detected Ji Wuxiu's strong psychological fluctuations and immediately went online: [Faced with this situation, it is recommended that the host purchase universal translation software, so that the language of all creatures can be easily obtained. 】

Ji Wuxiu's eyes lit up, "This thing is great!"

Instead, the system tone became more impassioned: [So host, you have to work hard to earn points and buy this software as soon as possible. 】

Ji Wuxiu felt something was wrong and asked slightly warily: "How much cuteness does this thing need?"

The system said in a slightly weak tone: [Only... 99999, not much at all. 】

Ji Wuxiu: "..."

The system also knows that the host at this moment is a poor person, so the tone is a little lacking in confidence: [Host, the price is really not expensive. If a stone is alive, I can translate it for you. Universal translation software Although the price is high, it is definitely worth the money. 】

Ji Wuxiu took a deep breath and decided not to care about the system.

After all, he is a poor person now.

"Besides this, is there anything else?"

The system thinks it is a good system and should work hard to solve problems for the host.

Judging from the cuteness of the host, it is impossible to earn money.

But poor people also have ways to upgrade to poor people. The system quickly found a replacement product, [Host, what do you think of this? 】

A translucent screen suddenly appeared in front of Ji Wuxiu's eyes, with a strange product automatically displayed on it.

Fortunately, he could read and quickly understood what this thing was.

Name: [Simplified inferior translation software: Animal version]

Function: By purchasing this product, you can understand the language of animals and communicate with them.

Points required: 30

Side effects: After loading this software, the host will lose five pounds per month due to excessive consumption.

Ji Wuxiu was silent and subconsciously asked: "Is there a human version?"

The system took it for granted: [Yes, but the human version will be more expensive. 】

Ji Wuxiu was a little confused, "How can human translation software be more expensive than animal translation software?"

[Because you, the host, are an animal. 】

Ji Wuxiu: "..."

Such a strong reason that he couldn't refute.

But he might never be able to use this human version of the software in his lifetime.

Ji Wuxiu said anxiously: "Do I have enough points to buy this?"

The system said calmly: [Your points are exactly 30, which is enough for purchase. However, the host is advised to think clearly that this software has side effects. 】

Ji Wuxiu quickly took another look and said in his heart, slightly weirdly: "I've only lost five pounds, it's not that scary."

The system said faintly: [Animals have to be fatter to be cuter. If a panda is as thin as ribs, do you think... it's still cute? 】

Ji Wuxiu: "!!!"

Ji Wuxiu felt heavy and even a little annoyed.

If he had reacted more quickly, maybe this wouldn't have happened.

The few people who were approaching tried their best to suppress their smiles, and gathered around to tie it up with professional animal trapping tools to prevent it from running away.

They were too careless last time and thought this creature was harmless, but who knew that the soul of the mutated beast was hidden under the silly and cute appearance.

Seeing that those people were coming, Ji Wuxiu hurriedly got up and ran forward.

However, the vines on the ground immediately wrapped around his ankle. Ji Wuxiu struggled a few times, but to no avail.

He sat down angrily and began to tear the vines apart. From time to time he raised his head and glanced at the approaching people, feeling increasingly anxious.

How come this vine is so strong? It keeps tearing no matter how hard it is worked on.

The system also knew that Ji Wuxiu was at a critical moment, and immediately prompted: [Ding! Host, you have now reached the 100 point requirement. Would you like to be promoted to a first-level cute creature? 】

Ji Wuxiu was stunned and said without hesitation: "Yes, I choose to upgrade."

【Ding! You have been successfully promoted to a first-level cute creature. 】

Ji Wuxiu: "..."

Is this the end?

Is the upgrade scene so unremarkable?

The system was silent for a while and said: [This system is different from other glamorous craftsmen. It only focuses on being cute and never pays attention to gorgeous and impractical upgrade special effects. 】

Ji Wuxiu didn't want to complain about the system, because those people were getting closer and closer. He pulled at the vine again, and it was torn apart easily like noodles.

Ji Wuxiu couldn't help but be surprised. Before, the vine was so strong that it couldn't be torn apart, but now it became so easy...

Immediately afterwards, Ji Wuxiu, who was free, immediately got up and ran forward.

The wood-type superpower who saw all this could not help but be surprised: "Hey, how could this happen?"

He remembered that this creature was so weak that it couldn't even destroy vines before, but now why...

"Let's catch up quickly." The man with a cooler temperament interrupted.

Although several people were confused, they still nodded and quickened their pace to catch up.

There were many obstacles in the jungle, and Ji Wuxiu deliberately ran to the more difficult places every time. The sharp branches and thorns were resisted by his thick fur, and he did not suffer any damage.

Although it may be a little uncomfortable.

Because his hair was shaved and messy, he looked particularly embarrassed, pitiful and helpless.

But compared to Ji Wuxiu, the group of people behind him were even more pitiful and helpless.

At first, a few people looked a little tired, but their clothes were neat and clean. It could even be seen that the material was different from other trappers.

But now, in order to chase that damn fat ball, they can only use their powers to split the bushes on both sides in a hurry. But because their powers are not controlled carefully enough, there will always be missing branches or wooden thorns that scratch them, which hurts them. It itches again.

Not long after running like this, many people's hair was messy and their expressions were in a daze, not to mention that their exposed skin had already been scratched with many blood marks and dripping blood.

It looks so pitiful and helpless.

Some people want to quit, thinking that this is too torturous.

The fat ball didn't know what was going on. He kept burrowing into the dense jungle bushes and acted unscrupulously because of his rough skin and thick flesh. It was pity for them, who were tortured to this point.

And what Ji Wuxiu wanted was exactly this result.

Ji Wuxiu ran and looked back from time to time. He couldn't help but feel happy when he saw the miserable condition of those people. He showed a harmless and cute smile until the tree branch just got stuck in his fat belly...

The huge impact shook the tree branches twice, and a few withered leaves fell. Looking from a distance, the round butt looked like a ball of hair, fluffy and soft.

Ji Wuxiu suddenly lost his smile and kicked his legs in annoyance. The clumsy and fluttering look was reflected in the eyes of those people. Everyone who had a gloomy face due to injuries unconsciously raised the corners of their mouths.

That fat ball is so fat.

【Ding! Your embarrassed appearance stuck on the branch of a tree, and your big round butt, made the hearts of the few humans in front of you tremble, and they unkindly laughed at the host, and had the idea that the host is really stupid and fat, you Gain +8 cuteness points. 】

Ji Wuxiu was still struggling hard at first, but when he heard the system's words, he couldn't help but let out an angry roar. The strength of his struggle became stronger and stronger, shaking the tree trunk to the point where it finally cracked and broke.

Ji Wuxiu fell to the ground. Fortunately, there were thick leaves on the ground, which prevented his butt from being damaged. He was still filled with endless anger, and he slapped the tree trunk with his bear paw... and then became particularly powerful. He roared angrily at those people with a ferocious look on his face.

Several humans: "..."

【Ding! Your feigned ferocious expression made the people in front of you tremble, and they thought, "Its scream is so cute, as if it is acting like a baby, and it is so cute even when it is angry. Look at it, its fur is exploding when it is angry, and it looks rounder. "I really want to touch it, how it feels", you get +4 cuteness points. 】

Ji Wuxiu instantly stiffened, his roar suddenly muted, and he couldn't scream anymore.

His roar was so powerful, but it was still considered to be coquettish.

He has such a ferocious expression, but he is still considered cute.

His hair exploded with anger, and his body doubled in size. He looked more powerful and majestic, but he was still considered to be a ball.

Ji Wuxiu's anger level soared again, and he smashed a stone in front of everyone. Several humans were slightly stunned, as if they were shocked by Mao Tuanzi's terrifying force level.

Ji Wuxiu couldn't help but smile slowly...

【Ding! The way you delicately smashed the stone just now made several humans look at you and think, "Is it demonstrating? I didn't expect its character to be so cute." You received 4 cuteness points. 】

Ji Wuxiu instantly lost his smile again: "..."

He tried his best to act cute towards these people before, but he only got eight points, which was pitiful.

But now when he was violently intimidating these people, these people looked cute and contributed a lot of cuteness value.

This strong contrast made the system say in disbelief: [Host, I didn’t expect you to be so talented at being cute. How did you know that these actions of yours can gain cuteness value? According to my statistical calculations, this possibility is obviously very low. 】

The wind slightly ruffled Ji Wuxiu's messy hair, and he still looked cute and harmless at the moment when he was supposed to look mighty and ferocious.

Just like on Earth, humans clearly know that pandas are as powerful as brown bears, and they can even use wolves as chairs to ride on.

But all the people on earth are still confused by the cute-looking pandas, and they can't help but want to hug and kiss the giant pandas, even if they are not afraid of death.

From this we can see how suitable giant pandas are for the profession of being cute.

Ji Wuxiu glared at these people and decided to teach these people a lesson.

The system's tone trembled slightly and advised: [Host... you have to calm down. 】

Ji Wuxiu ignored the system. In addition to wanting to teach these people a lesson, he also wanted to test his own combat effectiveness.

He can't always rely on being cute to protect himself, he has to have some fighting ability anyway.

As if realizing that the hairy dumpling in front of them was about to attack, several people became vigilant and slowly approached, preparing for a sneak attack.

One of them gestured to take out the animal trap.

Ji Wuxiu noticed this scene and imitated a leopard by licking the corners of his mouth to calm his nervously beating heart.

The sound of the wind decreased and the air seemed to become stagnant. It was so quiet that you could even hear your heartbeat. Ji Wuxiu began to get excited in this extremely tense and dangerous situation.

This is the feeling he wants.

There's nothing more interesting about being cute than fighting.

Finally, as if they had agreed upon each other, both sides suddenly launched an attack together.

Mao Tuanzi looked fat and clumsy, but I never expected that it was very agile. It kept swimming among the crowd and slapped it hard with its huge bear paw——

A person was instantly shot away, falling to the ground in a parabola in the air, his face turned pale and he spit out a mouthful of blood.

The hand exposed by Mao Tuanzi instantly shocked everyone.

How could it be so powerful?

He looks so fragile and pitiful, but how could his fighting power be so terrifying?

Unless...it's an act.

Suddenly, everyone realized that this fat ball was really treacherous!

It looked cute and silly, but unexpectedly it turned out to be powerful. It pretended to be weak from beginning to end, lowering everyone's vigilance, and finally launched a cruel sneak attack.

brutal.

Too brutal.

It obviously has a silly and cute face, but why...it can't be "the same on the outside".

The person who was slapped away was vomiting blood and thinking happily: Fortunately, he didn't slap me on the head, otherwise he would really be dead.

Out of caution, a few people did not dare to attack again and had the intention of retreating. Seeing that "the furry dumpling who looked honest but actually had a cunning, despicable and shameless character but was still very cute" showed no signs of attacking, they immediately took the injured one with him. People leave and disappear in the blink of an eye.

Ji Wuxiu himself had no intention of harming these people. Even the person he accidentally knocked away just now deliberately withdrew some of his power, but who knew - he actually underestimated his own fighting power.

Ji Wuxiu lowered his head and looked at the bear paw he stretched out, his eyes bright.

Is this what power feels like?

I didn't expect it to be so cool.

The system said calmly: [Of course, the products produced by the system must be high-quality. Your body is extremely perfect. Even though it is only level one, it is much stronger than the level one human superpower. 】

Ji Wuxiu's eyes were still shining.

It feels so good to not have to make a living by being cute, but only need to fight.

I really want to spend my whole life fighting, drinking, smoking, and becoming wild.

The system said coldly: [Give up, host. If you don't act cute, there is no way out. If you don't act cute, how will you be able to upgrade in the future? How will you waste your time? 】

Ji Wuxiu suddenly became dejected and let out a cry.

I’m so tired and don’t want to love anymore.

A gust of cool wind blew by, messing up the panda cub's hair, which was quite pitiful.

The system was silent for a long time and then comforted him slightly: [This was an accident. The host should not be discouraged by this. 】

The black and white creature trembled on its back, its lifeless face full of grief and anger, "Why is this happening?"

The system is still conscientiously comforting the host: [It’s the lightning leopard with abnormal aesthetics. Other creatures don’t do this. Don’t worry, host. 】

The system's assurance cheered up Ji Wuxiu. He slowly stood up and patted the paw prints left by the leopard on his white fur.

At this moment, the ten-second eye-searing buff has not passed yet. The black panther is still screaming and rolling continuously. The fingers of the leopard's claws are spread out due to the struggle, revealing the pink flesh pads, giving it a powerful and cold image. Nothing.

Such a cold black panther, he is crazy when he says he is crazy.

Mr. Panda's plush face was lifeless, and his dark eyes were watching the black panther's one-man show, which was very satisfying.

You actually think I'm ugly, and don't even look at how ugly you are!

This leopard is simply too much. Not only does he look down on his achievements, he also insults the natural cuteness of his body.

Thinking about it, it was his first time to act cute. Although his skills were unfamiliar and he was not proficient in the business, it was understandable.

But this leopard feels ugly...

ugly……

It's so ugly that it hurts your eyes.

It’s simply unbearable!

Ji Wuxiu's eyes instantly ignited with blazing fire. He shook his soft and fluffy fur. The tiger's body trembled, like a sumo wrestler stamping his feet. His majestic and majestic body immediately rushed to the black panther and raised his paws. Going up is a bear slap.

——Kill you ugly bitch!

Ji Wuxiu's two claws took turns to send a burst of wind and fire wheels, directly beating the black panther even more miserably.

"Ouch -" The black panther roared angrily after being beaten, folded its ears into airplane ears, bared its teeth at Ji Wuxiu, stuck out its butt on the ground and made a shocking sound, its vertical pupils filled with anger towards Ji Wuxiu.

Are you afraid that you won’t accept this?

Ji Wuxiu stood up, his round belly looking more conspicuous, and shook his plump bear paws to show how powerful his fists were!

Look how domineering I am!

Mr. Black Panther was stunned and refused to admit defeat. He also raised his paws and swung his paws like Ji Wuxiu. The pink flesh pads were instantly exposed.

There was silence.

Ji Wuxiu let out a silent laugh, because his bear's paw was much bigger than that leopard's paw!

The more he thought about it, Ji Wuxiu's plump body trembled with laughter, and he even patted his thigh with his bear claws. He was so happy that his eyes, which were originally covered with dark circles, now looked even more... inconspicuous.

The black panther roared angrily, flashing his sharp nails and shaking them, his vertical pupils filled with stubbornness.

Even though he didn't understand the language, Ji Wuxiu still understood the Black Panther's meaning. His furry face seemed to reveal a simple and honest smile, and then he suddenly showed off his sharp nails.

What's more important...even the nails are longer and much thicker than those of the black panther.

The black panther quickly retracted its claws, roared angrily, and its long vertical tail swung rapidly behind it.

Ji Wuxiu couldn't help but slap Black Panther.

What are you panda yelling at?

The black panther jumped angrily, but did not dare to step forward. He could only linger slightly hesitantly, as if considering how to make a sneak attack.

Ji Wuxiu's lifeless eyes suddenly widened. This leopard still wants to attack me?

The clueless Black Panther:? ? ?

Ji Wuxiu suddenly raised his bear paw again and slapped the face of the wide-eyed and frightened black panther. A violent sound shook the valley, causing leaves to ripple and birds to fly up and chirp.

The black panther was beaten so hard that he whined lowly, seemingly begging for mercy.

After a few blows, Ji Wuxiu stopped panting, took a few steps back and sat down directly on the ground. He was too tired to move, his round back bent into a fur ball, and his honest and cute face was as frustrated as ever, as if every day They are all unhappy.

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