I’m Upgrade by Selling Moe [Interstellar]
95. Can talk [1st update, 2nd update]
This little cutie~ Since your subscription ratio is not enough, the anti-theft stamp is displayed~
If he didn't buy it, he was really afraid that the leopard would be impulsive and make a mistake.
The system was not surprised at all by Ji Wuxiu's choice, and after helping the host purchase the goods, he said: [From now on, you will lose five kilograms every month. The system recommends that the host should work hard to gain weight from now on, eat more every day, and be a Fat and clumsy panda. 】
Ji Wuxiu felt heavy after hearing this, and even wanted to drink, smoke and play cards.
But he was afraid that doing so would make him lose weight faster.
As a human being, you need to work hard to lose weight, but I didn't expect that being a panda also means you have to work hard to maintain your body shape. I really want to work hard to hug my fat self, but I still feel annoyed when I can't lose weight.
Ji Wuxiu sighed deeply and said to the system: "System, have you bought the translation software?"
The tone of the system is as calm as ever, [Ding, you have successfully purchased the "Simplified Version of Translation Software" with your remaining 30 points. Warm reminder: Your cuteness value is 0, please work hard to earn cuteness points as soon as possible. 】
Ji Wuxiu's heart trembled, "The cuteness value is now 0?"
The system said calmly: [Yes, host, do you want to load the software? 】
Ji Wuxiu said with a bit of pain: "Load it."
Although he was a bit stingy, he still had to reluctantly spend the points he should spend, and he definitely couldn't save them.
【Ding! Loading successfully, I wish you a happy use. 】
As a newbie buying system products for the first time, Ji Wuxiu thought it would be better to be cautious, "What should I do next?"
The system explained: [Just the same as before, the software will automatically translate the animal language for you. 】
Ji Wuxiu felt relieved and once again lamented that the system was really awesome.
The black panther was still concentrating at this moment, its cold eyes were full of seriousness, and its claws were still trying to stretch forward. Ji Wuxiu expressionlessly pulled the opponent's claws back again, and was not surprised to receive an angry roar from the black panther. Voice.
"Ouch...roar!"
Ji Wuxiu found that what he heard in his ears was a simple roar, but what appeared in his mind was a paragraph.
"You... an... ugly... creature!"
The voice was full of the Black Panther's unique voice, which made Ji Wuxiu instantly enlightened and at the same time, his mood fluctuated violently.
At this moment, the system also comforted with some sympathy: [Host, don't be angry because of this trivial matter. 】
After all, who gave this leopard its "weird aesthetic"?
Can't complain.
Ji Wuxiu took a deep breath and said to the system, "I know."
He just couldn't believe that Leopard had been calling him ugly for so many days.
Black Panther's face was still full of anger, and he roared again: "Ouch! Ugly creature."
Ji Wuxiu was stunned and said to the system: "This software is not very easy to use. It seems that it did not translate all the words of the leopard."
The system was silent for a while, with a hint of gritted teeth: [Host, the products produced by this system, no matter how cheap they are, are all high-quality products, and there is absolutely no problem with the software. 】
Then how...
Seemingly knowing what Ji Wuxiu was going to ask, the system explained first: [Although this lightning leopard has awakened into a mutant beast, it does not mean that its IQ is equal to that of humans. 】
Ji Wuxiu remained silent, "Then it will stay like this from now on?"
The system was surprised and said: [Of course not. As it becomes stronger, its IQ will gradually increase. 】
Ji Wuxiu breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this.
Leopard seemed to have strong resentment towards Ji Wuxiu in his heart, and kept roaring repeatedly.
So a repeated sentence echoed in Ji Wuxiu's mind.
【You...ugly creature! 】
【You...ugly creature! 】
The degree of persistence made Ji Wuxiu ashamed. This leopard not only held a grudge, but was also extremely persistent. However, the leopard's actions soon attracted the attention of the three of them, with a hint of dissatisfaction on their expressions.
【Ding! Because the leopard bullied you, these three people suddenly had the idea that "it is so delicate and can easily be bullied by the ferocious leopard. If the leopard dares to bully it again, the leopard will be killed no matter what." 】
[Congratulations to the host for successfully behaving cutely. You have obtained 3 cuteness points. Please keep up your efforts. 】
Ji Wuxiu was silent.
It's hard to believe that these three people's eyes don't work very well.
The situation is obviously that the delicate leopard is roaring at him, and the ferocious self is bullying the leopard.
"Brother, that leopard seems to be bullying it." One of the people suddenly said.
Who it refers to is naturally self-evident.
Wu Xiu's heart tightened, and he inadvertently suppressed the leopard and made a "hmm" sound at it.
——Don’t move.
For humans, a very simple call turns into another rich meaning when it reaches the ears of a leopard.
The black leopard immediately stopped struggling, its ears folded nervously, showing a human expression of shock, "Ouch... roar!"
Ji Wuxiu twitched the corner of his mouth. He felt that he could understand what the leopard meant without using a translator. He immediately patted the leopard with his paws and hummed in a low voice.
——You can't scream anymore, you know?
Leopard, who had always been arrogant and cold in his eyes, suddenly showed a dumbfounded expression, hesitantly and roared softly: "Ouch - roar!"
----Strange ugly creatures.
Ji Wuxiu tried his best to ignore what Baozi had said about being ugly again, and used the simplest words to clearly convey it to Baozi.
——I will rescue you in a moment, you have to be quiet, do you understand?
The leopard flicked its tail subconsciously. It took a while to finally understand what Ji Wuxiu meant. He shook his head and growled reluctantly: "Roar!"
--No!
Ji Wu Xiuqi wanted to hit the leopard.
But seeing that the other person was trying his best to protect him, the black and white haired dumpling, who thought he was kind, decided to forgive the leopard.
The leopard flicked its tail again and stared at the ugly creature with extremely cold eyes. After hesitating for a while, it couldn't help but roar a few times.
As if wondering why this ugly creature can understand what he means?
The Black Panther shook his ears, his vertical pupils were full of anger, and he roared: "Ho-ooh!"
——The ugly creature is so stupid, it can’t run, it’s stupid.
It took Ji Wuxiu a while to understand what Black Panther said, and his face suddenly darkened.
If you hadn't saved me, I would have killed you right now.
Black Panther didn't know if he noticed Ji Wuxiu's slander, and immediately roared angrily: "Ouch... roar!"
——You ugly creature!
Ji Wuxiu's face suddenly became expressionless, and he was very annoyed. Black Panther said this sentence best.
Pristine and unspoiled shrubs and grass can be seen everywhere in the forest.
Soon, the three of them found a place to rest and put down the stretcher.
Black Panther immediately ignored the quarrel with Ji Wuxiu, but pricked up his ears and looked at the three humans coldly, his eyes filled with undisguised murderous intent, as if he was thinking about what angle and posture to use for a sneak attack.
Ji Wuxiu silently pressed the Black Panther's head to the ground, and received a strong roar of dissatisfaction from the Black Panther: "Roar!"
--let me go!
Ji Wuxiu didn't let go and called Black Panther a few times.
——Then be good and don't move.
The Black Panther's face was full of reluctance, and his tail swung anxiously.
Seeing this, Ji Wuxiu could only change his explanation.
——Those three people are very powerful. We can't defeat them. Just listen to me and I will have a way to deal with them.
It took the Black Panther a while to understand these words, and his struggling movements suddenly became slow. He looked up and down at the ugly creature in front of him with extremely suspicious eyes, becoming more and more disbelieving.
The ugly creature looks really fat, walks slowly, is weak, and is clumsy. It cannot defeat humans at first glance, so it must be a lie.
Perhaps because Black Panther's eyes were too direct, Ji Wuxiu instantly understood what he was thinking.
What should I do? He wants to beat Black Panther even more.
nonexistent.
The two of them recalled the stumbling appearance of the fur ball, and their hearts softened again.
Sharp, cold and hunting eyes?
Doesn't exist either.
The two of them glanced at the black and white furry dumpling, and once again received each other's soft and wet eyes, ignorant and pure.
Ji Wuxiu continued to glare at the two people, trying his best to express his dissatisfaction.
The two of them looked stunned.
Ji Wuxiu was immediately satisfied...
The system silently went online and prompted: [Ding! Your eyes are so cute to these two people, and you successfully get +2 cuteness points. 】
"!!!" Panda's face was as lifeless as ever, but only Ji Wuxiu knew that his smile had frozen.
This unscientific.
"System, I really didn't buy cuteness just now."
The system's tone was slightly teasing: [I know, but you have to get used to cheating. Even if you don't act cute, you can still make these stupid humans tremble in their hearts. This is the real awesomeness of this system. Host, have you...understood? 】
Ji Wuxiu was shocked by the system's supposedly arrogant tone, "I understand...I understand."
It's just that he still can't get used to it.
Apparently some time ago, he was so ugly that he was so ugly that all animals shunned him. Even the black panther was so disgusted by his cuteness that he vomited.
He has become accustomed to being disliked.
But suddenly one day, all this changed.
Now, even if he does nothing, he can easily gain the value of being cute.
To be honest...it's really cool.
I believe that with time, relying on such a natural cuteness, I will definitely gain more cuteness value and successfully reach the pinnacle of life.
The man called Big Brother was a little impatient and immediately shouted: "Why are you dazed? Hurry up and lift the stretcher."
The two of them came back to their senses, quickly lifted the stretcher one after another, and followed the man named eldest brother forward.
On the way, Ji Wuxiu carefully touched the leopard, with worry in his eyes.
The black panther ignored Ji Wuxiu and allowed the bear's paws to rub its head, because it had more important things to do at the moment.
That is to teach these two humans a great lesson before they die.
It still moved its paws forward tirelessly and squinted its eyes.
Ji Wuxiu: "..."
This kid has so much perseverance.
But now is really not the right time for revenge.
Ji Wuxiu quickly pulled the leopard's paw back and made a small soothing sound.
The black panther didn't appreciate it at all. He turned his head and roared angrily at the lifeless panda: "Ho... Mi."
But the weak breath didn't sound threatening.
Ji Wuxiu wished that the leopard could understand his words.
The system detected Ji Wuxiu's strong psychological fluctuations and immediately went online: [Faced with this situation, it is recommended that the host purchase universal translation software, so that the language of all creatures can be easily obtained. 】
Ji Wuxiu's eyes lit up, "This thing is great!"
Instead, the system tone became more impassioned: [So host, you have to work hard to earn points and buy this software as soon as possible. 】
Ji Wuxiu felt something was wrong and asked slightly warily: "How much cuteness does this thing need?"
The system said in a slightly weak tone: [Only... 99999, not much at all. 】
Ji Wuxiu: "..."
The system also knows that the host at this moment is a poor person, so the tone is a little lacking in confidence: [Host, the price is really not expensive. If a stone is alive, I can translate it for you. Universal translation software Although the price is high, it is definitely worth the money. 】
Ji Wuxiu took a deep breath and decided not to care about the system.
After all, he is a poor person now.
"Besides this, is there anything else?"
The system thinks it is a good system and should work hard to solve problems for the host.
Judging from the cuteness of the host, it is impossible to earn money.
But poor people also have ways to upgrade to poor people. The system quickly found a replacement product, [Host, what do you think of this? 】
A translucent screen suddenly appeared in front of Ji Wuxiu's eyes, with a strange product automatically displayed on it.
Fortunately, he could read and quickly understood what this thing was.
Name: [Simplified inferior translation software: Animal version]
Function: By purchasing this product, you can understand the language of animals and communicate with them.
Points required: 30
Side effects: After loading this software, the host will lose five pounds per month due to excessive consumption.
Ji Wuxiu was silent and subconsciously asked: "Is there a human version?"
The system took it for granted: [Yes, but the human version will be more expensive. 】
Ji Wuxiu was a little confused, "How can human translation software be more expensive than animal translation software?"
[Because you, the host, are an animal. 】
Ji Wuxiu: "..."
Such a strong reason that he couldn't refute.
But he might never be able to use this human version of the software in his lifetime.
Ji Wuxiu said anxiously: "Do I have enough points to buy this?"
The system said calmly: [Your points are exactly 30, which is enough for purchase. However, the host is advised to think clearly that this software has side effects. 】
Ji Wuxiu quickly took another look and said in his heart, slightly weirdly: "I've only lost five pounds, it's not that scary."
The system said faintly: [Animals have to be fatter to be cuter. If a panda is as thin as ribs, do you think... it's still cute? 】
Ji Wuxiu: "!!!"
Ji Wuxiu gave half of it to the leopard. Although the meat was too hot to eat, the leopard smelled the meat and couldn't help but take a bite. Then he stared at the meat with a shocked expression.
Ji Wuxiu almost laughed, but little did he know that his behavior at this moment was no different from that of a leopard.
Sitting on the lawn with his big butt, almost bending the grass on both sides, Ji Wuxiu didn't care about his image at all. He held the rabbit meat in his bear paws and chewed it, making a sighing sound while chewing.
tasty!
Simply delicious.
The system watched with horror and prompted: [Host, pay attention to your image. 】
Ji Wuxiu rolled his eyes and said to the system with an innocent face: "I am trying to gain weight to ensure that I will not lose five pounds next month. There are no outsiders here now, and this leopard doesn't understand the style. You don’t understand how cute I am, do you think I should care about my image?”
The system was silent for a few seconds and said: [I understand the host. 】
Ji Wuxiu then continued to chew the meat with satisfaction.
In the corner, a black fur ball was rolling around anxiously, anxious.
——Hey, I really want to eat it.
Seeing that the two huge creatures were about to eat up all their flesh, the black fur ball couldn't bear it anymore and rolled over quietly. Even if it was covered with grass clippings, it still couldn't stop it from running towards the food.
The black fur ball continued to roll forward, the world in front of him was spinning, and he was so dizzy that he couldn't see the direction. But no matter how much it wants to vomit, it has to work hard to eat meat.
Ji Wuxiu stopped eating and stared dumbfounded as a ball of hair rolled in front of him, finally hitting his leg and stopping completely.
"Chichi!" Furball cried out in pain.
Ji Wuxiu suddenly became excited.
Is this black fur ball alive?
The Black Panther didn't even look at the black fur ball and continued to eat the roasted rabbit.
Ji Wuxiu poked the black panther and signaled with his eyes that something was coming.
The Black Panther was reluctant to raise his head, glanced at the black fur ball, and subconsciously assessed the danger.
This thing looks small and has no claws, so it must be harmless.
The disarmed leopard continued to eat.
"..." Ji Wuxiu.
Does this leopard like to eat so much?
Ji Wuxiu had no choice but to ignore Black Panther, and instead went over to touch the fur ball carefully.
The fur ball trembled, rolled around again, seemed to turn its head, revealing a pair of small, almost invisible eyes, and made a frightened chirping sound.
Ji Wuxiu: "..."
What the hell is this?
The black fur ball shook like chaff and let out a cry of fear.
It regrets it.
Just to eat good food, I actually put myself in it.
Ji Wuxiu thought for a while and decided to talk to this strange fur ball.
"Hmm?" Who are you?
It was obviously a simple "hmm" sound, but when it reached the furball's ears, it turned into a language it could understand.
The furball's eyes widened, his body trembled, and he began to roll in circles in fear, making a childish cry: "Chichi—chichi!"
——It’s terrible! The monster can talk!
Ji Wuxiu: "..."
Are all the animals here sick?
The black fur ball rolled around for several times and found that the monster did not attack him, so he carefully stopped rolling.
"Jiji?"
——Monster, won’t you eat me?
Ji Wuxiu was very annoyed. He looked like a well-behaved bamboo eater, how could he eat other animals for no reason.
There was no answer from the monster, and Furball didn't care. Instead, he looked at the barbecue with careful eyes and made a request.
"Chi chi chi chi chi? Chi chi!"
——Can you give me a little meat? Want to eat!
Ji Wuxiu handed the remaining meat to Maoqiu without any expression.
Eat, eat, it's all for you.
Furball shook his fur in joy and jumped up and down three times in excitement.
Ji Wuxiu glanced at Black Panther, who was still immersed in eating.
The fur ball rolled to the edge of the rabbit meat, making a sound of "ah--" and biting it down.
Ji Wuxiu took a closer look and almost peed in fear.
In just one bite, the fur ball ate rabbit meat that was twice the size of its own body. Of course, the fur ball also swelled a circle, but with the sound of chewing, the fur ball gradually shrank and returned to its original size. size.
Ji Wuxiu: "..."
Nature is so amazing.
The furball cheered and chirped a few times, feeling very happy and feeling more intimate with the monster in front of him. It jumped up and down a few times to express its gratitude, and then rolled away like when it came. , disappeared at the end of the corner.
Just leave like that?
Ji Wuxiu twitched his lips, speechless, and quickly put the matter behind him.
However, the next day, the black panther excitedly announced that he was going to go hunting.
Ji Wuxiu naturally wanted to stop him, after all, Black Panther's injury was not healed yet.
However, the leopard, who had eaten the delicious barbecue, could not appreciate the things before, so he sneaked out to hunt while Ji Wuxiu went out to catch fish.
So when Ji Wuxiu came back with the fish in his mouth, there were two black things in front of him, and he sat obediently and waited for him to open the fire and grill them.
The black panther had a cold face, but its tail was waving in anticipation and excitement. When it saw Ji Wuxiu, it immediately growled: "Ouch!"
——Ugly creature, I’ll give this flesh to you.
As he spoke, he also used his paws to push the prey on the ground, a rabbit that died tragically in the leopard's mouth just like yesterday.
Ji Wuxiu: "..."
His mission in time travel was to be cute and upgrade, not to be a chef.
The black fur ball looked at the Black Panther's actions and suddenly realized.
It turned out that I wanted to eat meat and give something to this monster.
The black fur ball immediately rolled away, and soon it dragged the insect that also died tragically and placed it in front of Ji Wuxiu, jumping up and down with expectation: "Chiji!"
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