I’m Your Mother-in-law

Killing Matt's grandson turned over the desserts covered with mosquito nets on the table: "Did my dad cook? I'm full and I have something to do."

"I made fried rice and put it in the refrigerator. You can turn it around in the microwave and eat it."

"I know, I'm busy." Chen Tianze quickly pressed the phone with both hands, stretched his long legs, squatted on his butt, and lay down on the sofa, saying lazily.

no sound.

Chen Tianze poked his head out of the sofa, his milk was in the kitchen, and he was probably changing meals.

But why haven't you called him after a while?

"grandmother-"

Chen Tianze got up impatiently and looked at the kitchen, where was anyone? There was no one in the kitchen, no one in the living room, and the bathroom was closed. He opened his milk's room, and he sat cross-legged on the bed while eating oranges and watching TV.

Chen Tianze didn't react, "Why don't you transfer meals to your grandson?"

Chen Ying's eyelids didn't move, she stuffed a piece of orange into her mouth: "Could it be that my 1.8-meter grandson has no hands or feet?"

Chen Tianze: "Don't you usually let me turn by myself? Don't worry."

"Oh, then I'll be at ease with your milk from today, and I'll be at ease when you go up the mountain to fight tigers."

Chen Ying yawned,

"Close the door. If you want to come back at night, do it lightly. You nurse me to a light sleep."

After speaking, Chen Ying turned off the TV and was ready to sleep.

Chen Tianze felt wrong.

Usually, his grandmother always pestered him to ask questions. After a while, he was afraid of the cold, and when he came back and didn't do his homework, he would be sad several times. If he wanted to go out to play at night, then his grandmother could nag for a whole night.

Why did you just fall asleep today?

Chen Tianze felt a gap in his heart, but when he looked at his phone, the good brothers were waiting for him to pick up girls together! Today, he has an appointment with the young lady who is dating online, and he won't go home at night!

Don't look at Chen Tianze, who is only a freshman in high school now, he was a man of the moment when he was in high school, a famous school bully.

Why, because he had five girlfriends in a row when he was in junior high school. The famous first battle was that he dared to fight with his boyfriend when he was in the third year of high school for the young lady in the third year of junior high school, so he made an appointment at the basketball court next door. Yu took the lead with a slight advantage, the reason is that the third graders of junior high school bullied the less. Thirty people came from the third group of Dechang junior high school, and seventeen from Haitian High School.

Anyway, he became the little boyfriend of the third-year-old girl.

Chen Tianze became famous in the first battle. As long as he fights and plays basketball with high school, he will always be the first in line.

Several brothers called him "Brother Ze" directly, and Chen Tianze's soul was sublimated from then on. He led this group of ignorant underage men lying on the balcony and whistling to the junior high school beauties downstairs. The beauties in the high school next door drink milk tea and play games in the Internet cafe at night. Chen Tianze thinks he is the cool school bully in the mouths of female classmates.

In the past two days, Chen Tianze met a little sister who was a netizen while playing chicken in VR. Looking at the photos, she should not look too attractive, with big watery eyes, big breasts, water snake waist, and long legs. Chen Tianze was in the game with the little sister. Hand in hand, oh, tender, so immediately there is a fate of a thousand miles.

Vr eating chicken is an immersive virtual reality version produced after 30 years of popular pubg development, which enables people not only to really touch the gun in the game, but also to experience the impact of being chased and shot to the head.

Of course, as soon as the vr version of eating chicken is released, many people who are afraid of heights will be discouraged. The virtual reality version of eating chicken can make people feel the real weightlessness. The original pubg will have a warning line to tell you: friends, if you don’t jump, you will drift far away .

But there is only one barometer in the VR version.

Friends, I don't understand the altitude on the barometer. In the 2047 version of the vr eating chicken, you may become a box and fly away due to lack of oxygen in the air.

Chen Tianze and his brothers entered the cat cafe. There were rows of VR helmets and gloves in it. Chen Tianze looked around at the door for a while, and asked the brothers to queue first.

Chen Ying slept and felt a trance in her head, her eyelids still twitching wildly.

I vaguely heard the sound of a key ringing outside. It was early in the morning when I woke up. Chen Ying walked out of the bedroom and saw Chen Tianze sitting at the dining table with a bruised nose and a swollen face, not saying a word or eating, and Chen Nanhua sitting opposite. .

The father and son are like enemies, Chen Ying puzzled: "What's wrong, my grandson was beaten by you?"

Chen Nanhua held his breath and glared at Chen Tianze: "You speak for yourself!"

Chen Tianze suddenly stood up and threw his chopsticks on the table: "Shut up!"

The chopsticks bounced off the dining table and fell to the ground. Chen Nanhua's eyes widened: "Chen Tianze, I think you deserve a beating today? Who allowed you to drop the chopsticks? You didn't buy the chopsticks at home, did you?"

Chen Nanhua scolded and cursed, but he was never a hands-on person.

Chen Tianze hummed, deliberately put his face up, and shouted loudly: "You have the ability to hit me, you **** have the ability to hit me, weak chicken."

"you-!"

Chen Ying watched the father and son quarrel, and couldn't help but ask, "What's going on, what are you father and son arguing about?"

Someone tried to smooth things out, and Chen Nanhua, who couldn't do anything about hitting someone, found the steps and glared at Chen Tianze:

"This little bastard, who had an appointment with someone and was jumped by an immortal, started a fight with people wherever he had money, and then the police caught three, and I went to the police station to bring him up last night just after get off work."

Chen Tianze turned his head uncomfortably, but his eyes were still fierce.

Chen Ying asked Chen Tianze inexplicably, "Grandson, why are you still at home with such a shameful thing?"

Chen Nanhua sneered: "It's not that he only acts violently at home. This little beast fought with people and broke his arm. I lost 5,000 yuan."

As soon as these words fell, Chen Tianze's eyes became even bloodier: "Have you said enough, I will pay you back!"

Chen Ying was even more puzzled, raised his head and asked his grandson curiously:

"Grandson, where did you get the money to pay your father five thousand yuan?"

Chen Tianze: "Can't I do a part-time job, just KFC!"

Chen Ying: "Oh, ten dollars an hour, eight hours a day, can't play with mobile phones, can't sit still, can't be scolded by customers, can't pay back, eighty dollars a day, two thousand four for thirty days, four thousand eight for two months. "

Chen Ying nodded with a smile: "My grandson is very promising. He knows that he is not good at studying, so he is willing to work. When will it start? Does the summer vacation start next month?"

Chen Tianze pursed his lips and blushed when she heard what her mother said. He didn't even think about going to a part-time job. It's only 4,008 if he had to stand for two months, but he glanced at him. Dad, Chen Tianze slapped himself on the head, he is dignified, he wants to pay back 5,000 yuan!

Chen Tianze said fiercely: "Yes!"

Chen Ying applauded and said to Chen Nanhua with a smile: "Son, don't be angry, you can learn it without a fight, right? I'll take my grandson to find a part-time job tomorrow weekend, and I'll give it to him as soon as possible. It's settled! Our grandson is relieved, isn't it, grandson?"

Chen Tianze wanted to cry and say no to his milk, but Chen Nanhua looked at him, Chen Tianze: "Just go tomorrow! It's settled tomorrow!"

Chen Ying patted the boy kindly on the shoulder: "Good boy."

Chen Tianze thought that it was very easy to do part-time jobs, especially KFC, didn't he stand for a few hours for a part-time job? It was inconvenient to have an air conditioner but no mobile phone, but who would have thought that he would be rejected on the first day.

"The age is up, but your image doesn't quite meet our store's regulations. Sorry, please come back."

Chen Tianze felt the opponent's disdain for his hair. He failed in the first battle. He went home and lay down on the sofa. Chen Ying asked lightly, "Yo grandson, does someone want you?"

Chen Tianze choked: "No."

"Why don't you want it? My grandson is so handsome, and he has colorful parrot hair. Isn't it a lack of vision to be so beautiful?"

Chen Tianze was silent for a while,

"Are you praising me or hurting me?"

Chen Ying looked at him kindly: "Oh my good grandson, how can milk hurt you, you have a personality! Milk supports my good grandson to have a personality, no matter how hot your eyes are, it's good."

Chen Tianze was even more speechless. His milk still spoiled him and praised him, but he didn't use adjectives very well.

"It's fashion, they don't understand, they're a bunch of old hats."

Chen Ying sneered in her heart, "Haha, after looking at your photos in three years, you will definitely spit it out as a black history that can't be looked back on, and it's also an old hat.

"That's right, it's too fashionable! Can I give you a suggestion?"

Chen Tianze raised his eyebrows: "Speak."

Chen Ying: "Why don't you go directly to be a circus clown? You don't need to dye your hair, just wear a red nose and you'll be a good grandson, does the circus have a part-time job?"

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Chen Tianze touched the ends of his pink hair, "Is it really that ugly?"

Chen Ying nodded: "The whole community can't find the second one so ugly."

In order to strengthen her persuasion, Chen Ying looked at her stupid grandson sincerely: "Do you think others look at you for the look of the tide, or the look of the fool to kill Matt, my grandson, you have to open your eyes and see the world. Maybe people didn't want to dance with you immortals at first, but when you see your hairstyle and your dress, it's a pity not to dance, not to dance is to insult yourself."

Chen Tianze's internal injury was too serious, he said to his milk coldly: "Okay, enough is enough, they don't understand shit."

Chen Ying stopped talking.

Then Chen Tianze ran out and put on black hair when he came back. He passed in front of his milk ruthlessly, and passed in front of his milk a second time.

When it was the third time, he finally couldn't help it: "Is it alright?"

Chen Ying glanced at him lazily, it's true that he has black hair, but the bangs are over the eyes, and the hair on the temples can be tied into two braids: "It's okay, the milk is not behind, the milk knows that you are called Coss. , are you in Coss, a blind man, A Bing, with a personality like covering his eyes."

Chen Tianze ran out, and when he came back, he was flat.

Chen Ying's eyes widened with joy: "My dear grandson, I finally see what you look like! Ouch, you really look..."

To tell the truth, her grandson looks pretty good. Danfeng has inner eyes, fair skin, a straight nose, and is quite handsome. No wonder there are so many exes.

But as his milk, Chen Ying felt that she must not encourage her grandson's arrogance.

Chen Tianze pretended to be indifferent, but the expectation in his eyes betrayed him,

Chen Ying took a breath and shook his head: "It looks normal."

After finishing speaking, Chen Ying smiled again: "It's okay, my grandson. Although we are ugly, poor in study, short-tempered, and don't have any specialties, we are hard-working and willing to part-time jobs. We are still good grandsons with milk."

Chen Tianze's heart turned cold.

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After solving Chen Tianze's stray hair, Chen Ying felt that the air at home was not so noisy and noisy, and her eyes got a moment of peace.

She knew that this time in the world of normal people, the office staff made up for her with a guilty conscience, so she had to live a good life, eat well, sleep well, and prolong her life.

So Chen Ying went out to dance square dance in the morning, and in the evening, she went out to dance square dance in front of the sunset.

On this day, she danced in the evening dance, and her muscles and bones were active. Looking at the sunset from a distance, a couple of young men and women came back sweetly, it was very romantic.

There is also a couple who are reluctant to part, and they are not young. The man wears a pair of glasses and is gentle, and the woman is shy. They are all literary and artistic, and have such a good temperament.

In the end, the man kissed the woman's forehead, and then he turned back and walked three steps.

Chen Ying and Tian's mother are now middle-aged and elderly best friends. She sighed in her heart and couldn't help saying to her middle-aged and elderly best friends: "Look, this young man is in love, how enviable it is."

Mama Tian took a close look and was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Chen Ying, who was full of happiness:

"God, god, god, Aying, can't you see people's faces clearly?—that's your daughter-in-law!"

Chen Ying, shocked!