Immemorial Dragon Elephant Art

"Sister, why are you here...". The expression on the fat man's face was uglier than crying.

He wanted to run away now.

But after thinking about it, let's forget it, the devil has already been found, how can he escape?

If he really escaped, he did not escape.

Once caught by the female devil, then it will be miserable.

"You still know that I'm your sister? Didn't you just say that I'm a witch?".

Zhuge Xiaoxiao snorted lightly, without giving Fatty a good look, she walked to Fatty's side, grabbed Fatty's ear, and twisted it three hundred and sixty-five degrees.

The painful fat man bared his teeth and grinned.

"Sister, my friend is here, give me some face!" Fatty shouted.

"Haha, 80% of them are fox friends and dog friends!" Zhuge Xiaoxiao sneered.

Lin Feng rubbed his teeth a little, thinking that big sister, your words are too ugly, how can my buddies become friends?

Forget it, too lazy to care so much with a woman.

Comparing so much with a woman, it seems that I have no mind.

Fatty obviously has no status in front of his old sister.

Facing his old sister, in addition to being afraid, she did not dare to speak.

As for the little donkey.

This talk.

When Zhuge Xiaoxiao arrived, he quickly closed his mouth and did not dare to say a word.

It seems that Zhuge Xiaoxiao is also full of fear.

The fat man's eyes rolled.

Immediately said, "Sister, I haven't seen you for a while, I found that you have become more beautiful"!

Lin Feng secretly laughed in his heart, this dead fat man will play tricks.

I know that women like to hear people say that she is beautiful.

so.

The fat man kept boasting that Zhuge Xiaoxiao was beautiful.

really.

A smile appeared on Zhuge Xiaoxiao's face.

woman...

It's all vain!

However, Zhuge Xiaoxiao said on his lips, "Don't think that you can bribe me with a few words of flattery, but I can tell you that this time I came out with an order from the clan, and I must bring you back. ".

A wry smile appeared on the fat man's face.

He said, "Sister, why do you have to let me go back, I... can't be of great use, and I don't have any ideals and aspirations, why don't you go back by yourself!"

"I can't help but want to beat you up when I see you being a fool, can you be a little more ambitious?" Zhuge Xiaoxiao, who hated iron for not being steel, directly punched Fatty three times, causing Fatty to scream.

The fat man hurriedly shouted, "Don't fight, really don't fight. If you fight again, you will die. Can't I listen to you?".

"Hmph, count you acquainted!"

Zhuge Xiaoxiao snorted coldly.

Instead of being hard on Fatty, she let go of Fatty.

Fatty said, "Sister, you finally came out once, so there is no need to hurry back, why don't we go back after a while."

"No! Go back tomorrow!" Zhuge Xiaoxiao said.

Fatty continued to persuade and said, "Look at how lively the Mazu Festival outside, don't you want to participate in the Mazu Festival? Maybe you can find some good things from the temple fair, what do you think?"

Zhuge Xiaoxiao thought for a while, finally nodded and said, "Okay, let's stay for a while! But during this time, you'd better be honest and don't think about playing tricks, otherwise, I will definitely not I will forgive you!"

Fatty quickly assured, "I've decided to be honest, not to mention the fact that you are here, how can I dare to play tricks?".

Zhuge Xiaoxiao nodded, then looked at Lin Feng and said, "If my guess is correct, you are the guy named Lin Feng, right? Fatty mentioned you before."

Lin Feng nodded and said, "Yes, it's me!"

Zhuge Xiaoxiao said, "Fatty guy used to be very honest, but now he has become very dishonest. Eighty percent of the time, you have brought bad things, so you should stay away from him in the future."

"You don't seem to be in charge of the relationship between me and Fatty?" Lin Feng said lightly.

"Ah……". Zhuge Xiaoxiao sneered and said, "What if I have to take care of it?".

The eyes she looked at Lin Feng also became sharper.

this woman.

Obviously likes to use force to solve everything.

but.

Lin Feng did not eat her.

Fatty saw that something was wrong, he looked at Zhuge Xiaoxiao and said, "Zhuge Xiaoxiao, don't go too far, do you really think I'm afraid you won't succeed? If you treat my friend with this tone again, be careful of me. Turn your face with you!"

"Damn fat man, your wings are hard, right? You don't need to clean up, right? You dare to call me by my name? You dare to contradict me? Believe it or not, I will cut you now?"

Zhuge Xiaoxiao didn't give Fatty any face. From the moment he appeared, there was a Fatty after another, and he didn't even call a younger brother.

Sad that the fat man is afraid of Zhuge Xiaoxiao.

It seems to have been oppressed for too long.

Sad fat man!

It is not easy to turn over and sing.

"The devil, don't make me anxious, I can do anything!" Fatty said viciously.

Zhuge Xiaoxiao looked at Fatty coldly, then glanced at Lin Feng coldly, and finally chose to compromise.

Said, "Brother, I am your sister, and I will not harm you."

"Um……". The fat man nodded, but said nothing.

Zhuge Xiaoxiao looked at Xia Donghuang and said, "Go and open a room for me."

Xia Donghuang was too lazy to talk to Zhuge Xiaoxiao.

This can make Zhuge Xiaoxiao angry.

Looking for a draw?

The fat man said quickly, "I can go."

The fat man quickly helped Zhuge Xiaoxiao to open the room.

Come back when the room is open.

Zhuge Xiaoxiao knew that she was not welcome, so he went back to his room.

"Your sister... is really not very likable." Lin Feng frowned slightly and said.

It's not that the powerful woman Lin Feng has never seen before.

For example, Hongchen Immortal Venerable.

Xianzun Hongchen is a decisive person.

But it is definitely not a person who relies on his own strength, just goes his own way and does things wrong.

What about Zhuge Xiaoxiao?

Powerful.

Perhaps also of noble birth.

A strong sense of superiority.

Do things without hesitation.

This kind of character is naturally unpleasant.

Fatty smiled bitterly and said, "She is such a person, she never takes into account other people's feelings, you give me face, don't have common knowledge with her."

Lin Feng smiled and said, "I didn't know her in general from beginning to end."

The fat man thought about it, and it really happened.

He knew Lin Feng too well.

If Lin Feng really wanted to negotiate with Zhuge Xiaoxiao, he would not give Zhuge Xiaoxiao a good look.

Fatty said, "Actually, it's not easy for my sister to think about these years."

Lin Feng knew that Fatty was about to talk about his own affairs.

He didn't interrupt.

At this time, the best way is to be a listener.

Fatty said, "When I was very young, my mother died, and my father didn't have time to take care of us because he was busy with many things in the family. My sister was only about fourteen or fifteen years old at that time. I was six or seven years old. It looks like the father is too busy and without the protection of the mother, he will naturally be bullied by other children in the clan."

"Every time, my sister came forward, maybe it was because she didn't want to be bullied, so she disguised herself as she was now. She was very angry, just a little bit, and she wanted to let people know that she was not good. Don't dare to bully her."

"My impression is that my elder sister is very brave. When some older children in the clan bully me, my elder sister will immediately rush over. Even if she can't beat the other party, she will not back down, just like an angry little leopard. Others, don't dare to bully us again."

"As for me, because of my personality, I'm lazy and don't have much ambition, and my sister wants me to be a high-ranking person, so she is very strict with me, so from when I was about ten years old, my sister started to use her method. , come and urge me to practice."

"Did you punch and kick?". Lin Feng said with a smile.

Fatty nodded and said, "Sister's saying is that a filial son can be produced under a stick, and only a strict teacher can produce a high-ranking apprentice!"

"So, her way is very direct and violent. I once hated this way of life. When I grew up, I gradually understood her. Although I still don't like this way of being forced to cultivate, However, I will not blame her, these years, she has not been easy."

Hearing Fatty's words, Lin Feng's impression of Zhuge Xiaoxiao changed a lot.

The appearance of a person on the surface.

Probably not what he (or she) really looks like.

Many times, many people need to use another self to cover up the most real self.

For example, Zhuge Xiaoxiao may be the same.

Lin Feng said, "You can understand these things best, but now we really need to work hard. After all, the era we live in is different from other eras, and we can't afford to delay."

"Um……". The fat man nodded.

The night gradually darkened.

Zhuge Xiaoxiao was lying on the bed. She was sensitive and could hear some conversations in Lin Feng's room diagonally opposite.

"You can understand, my silly brother!"

Zhuge Xiaoxiao muttered to himself.

Maybe it was really tired, so Zhuge Xiaoxiao closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep without much meeting.

the next day.

Mazu Festival officially begins.

Outside. The gongs and drums shook the sky.

Various sacrificial activities began.

Early in the morning.

After breakfast, Lin Feng and others went to the temple fair.

The temple fair is crowded with people, and it is really lively.

There are various stalls on both sides of the street.

In the shops on both sides, good things that have been prepared for a long time are also placed on the counter.

Lin Feng, Xia Donghuang, Fatty, Little Donkey and Zhuge Xiaoxiao came to the temple fair together.

They wandered around.

Zhuge Xiaoxiao probably didn't come to this kind of place very often, so he was curious about many things, and kept looking left and right.

But who made Zhuge Xiaoxiao look beautiful? This ignorant look makes people feel very cute.

Of course, if it was a not-so-beautiful woman who looked left and right, maybe it was Grandma Liu who entered the Grand View Garden and was full of ugliness.

Society is like that.

Has good looks.

Just being arbitrary.

No beauty.

? Many times, it is more difficult to force!

Although there are some good things on the booth, there is basically nothing that can really interest Lin Feng and the others.

So Lin Feng and the others just looked at it and didn't buy it.

Lin Feng found that there were even some Taoist priests at the temple fair.

These Taoists also set up stalls.

There is a couplet in front of each Taoist booth.

The couplet of one of the Taoists reads:

Shanglian is "up and down five thousand years, omniscient".

The second couplet is "how many things in ancient and modern times are in my heart".

The horizontal batch is "bo ancient and modern"!

This couple is awesome. Attracted many people to fortune-telling.

There is also a Taoist priest's couplet is also very awesome.

Shanglian is "past, present, future".

The next couplet is "past life, present life, reincarnation".

Horizontal batch is "all-knowing".

This couplet is better than the couplet of the Taoist priest just now.

Zhuge Xiaoxiao is probably more interested in fortune telling.

So I want to do the math.

But was pulled by the fat man.

"They're all liars...". said the fat man.

Zhuge Xiaoxiao snorted and said nothing else, but Lin Feng saw Zhuge Xiaoxiao's disappointment.

He smiled and said, "Fairy Xiaoxiao, if you want to find someone to do fortune-telling, you can come to me. I have studied fortune-telling. Although it is only half-level, it is much better than these Taoist priests who don't know the truth."

"Just you? I think let it go."

Zhuge Xiaoxiao pouted.

Lin Feng smiled and didn't care.

"Fairy, please stay...".

At this time, a voice came.

Lin Feng and others stopped.

Everyone turned their heads and saw that it was an old Taoist who stopped Zhuge Xiaoxiao.

This old Taoist stall also has a couplet hanging on it.

The last couplet wrote: "Criticize yin and yang to break the five elements, and look at the sun and moon in the palm of your hand."

The second couplet wrote: "Check the feng shui and check the Liuhe, take the universe in the sleeve".

Horizontal criticism: "Ji Shi Shen Xian".