Immortal Venerable, My Mortal Wife Has Become Immortal Venerable?
Chapter 39 Master Yang, There Is Only One Thing That Can Save You Now
"Who are you?" Yang Shaowei didn't look at him directly.
"I am Wu Xiaokun, an operator of Yang Guang Group." Wu Xiaokun said respectfully.
"It turns out he is a stinky worker from our family." Yang Shaowei's drunken face flashed with disdain: "In this case, please explain to this sheriff quickly, I didn't drink, and this guy has to accuse me of drunk driving."
Wu Xiaokun was not dissatisfied because of Yang Shaowei's insults. On the contrary, he felt secretly happy in his heart!
This is an opportunity for promotion and salary increase!
He quickly looked at Old Man Wu and said, "Dad, did you withdraw Qianqian's living expenses?"
"No, no!" Old Man Wu said with some guilt: "How could I be that kind of person?"
"How could you be mistakenly arrested by the Sheriff if you didn't take it out? Don't hide it!" Wu Xiaokun urged: "Take it out quickly, so I won't tell grandpa."
"Wow~ You're actually threatening me."
Even so, Old Man Wu obediently took out nineteen red banknotes from his pocket.
Wu Xiaokun snatched away all the banknotes, then put his arm around the Sheriff's shoulders, blocked the law enforcement recorder on the Sheriff's chest, stuffed a dozen big red bills into the Sheriff's pocket, and whispered:
"Mr. Sheriff, I think we did something wrong. How could the young master of the Yang family, the top family in Qingshui City, drive drunk?"
When the police officer heard this, a smile appeared on his shiny face: "I think so, come on, Master Yang, let's play it again!"
The Sheriff took out the alcohol measuring instrument and put it to Yang Xiaokun's mouth. Yang Xiaokun immediately understood and blew hard.
Alcohol content shows zero.
The Sheriff smiled happily: "Young Master Yang really didn't drink. There is something wrong with the alcohol measuring instrument. I misunderstood you!"
Yang Shaowei glanced at Wu Xiaokun and said drunkenly: "Wu Xiaokun, right? I remember you."
Wu Xiaokun looked very respectful: "It is an honor for me to be remembered by Master Yang!"
"Okay, if nothing happens, you can get out!" Yang Shaowei waved his hand and said.
Wu Xiaokun thought that since Yang Shaowei was caught drunk driving, he must not have driven, so he said, "Master Yang, do you want me to take you home?"
"Can't you hear me telling you to get out?" Yang Shaowei frowned slightly and said impatiently: "Do I need you to send me back?"
"Master Yang, I was the one who was abrupt." Wu Xiaokun dragged Old Man Wu away: "I'll take my leave first!"
Shortly after Wu Xiaokun left, Shen Changsheng and Shen Yao walked out of the security station.
After Yang Shaowei saw Shen Yao, his eyes straightened, and a hint of wretchedness immediately appeared on his drunken face.
He stopped in front of Shen Yao, looked at Shen Yao's body unscrupulously, and said frivolously:
"Little sister, it's hard to make money alone, and I got caught. As long as you stay with me for one night, I will sell you thirty times."
As he spoke, Yang Shaowei extended his hand to Shen Yao.
Yang Shaowei apparently took Shen Yao as a escort girl and was caught.
Shen Yao frowned slightly and looked at Shen Changsheng.
Shen Changsheng held Yang Shaowei's hand and said coldly: "Apologise!"
"Let me go!" Yang Shaowei struggled hard, but was still unable to break free from Shen Changsheng's restraints. He threatened: "I am the young master of the Yang family. You want me to apologize, which is impossible!"
With a "pop" sound, Shen Changsheng slapped Yang Shaowei on the face, and a red palm instantly appeared on his face.
The drunkenness on Yang Shaowei's face suddenly disappeared by three points. He covered his red face with his hands and roared: "You're done. You dare to hit me. I must make you understand that life is worse than death!"
"Make my life worse than death?" Shen Changsheng smiled: "Then I will make you have diarrhea first!"
He looked at Shen Yao, who immediately understood.
Use internal force to tap Yang Shaowei's Zhangmen acupoint and Neiguan acupoint.
Yang Shaowei's face suddenly turned ugly. He covered his stomach with his hands and clamped his legs, as if he was holding in the coke.
Shen Changsheng let go of Yang Shaowei's hand and kicked him hard in the stomach.
Yang Shaowei flew out upside down, looking relieved at first.
When his whole body fell to the ground and his butt was close to the ground, his expression was very embarrassing!
He felt a very thick mass on his ass.
A foul smell filled the air.
Until this moment, he was completely drunk!
Shen Changsheng and Shen Yao frowned and covered their noses with their hands.
He pointed at Shen Changsheng and cursed angrily: "I will definitely make you repay double the humiliation you have caused me to suffer today."
Shen Changsheng was too lazy to talk nonsense with Yang Shaowei, and said concisely: "Apologise or keep pulling, choose one."
"I apologize to you!" Yang Shaowei roared angrily: "I was just fucking drunk so I couldn't hold it in. Do you think it was you?"
"Everything you said is right." Shen Changsheng took Shen Yao's hand and said, "Let's go!"
"Stop!"
As soon as Yang Shaowei stood up, another lump fell into his trouser pocket with a "pop" sound.
His expression became very embarrassed, and he quickly ran into the nearby toilet without caring about Shen Changsheng and Shen Yao.
Thick becomes thin, * becomes O.
It wasn't until an hour later that Yang Shaowei walked out of the toilet after his stomach was empty.
At this time, his face was blue, he looked extremely thin, and he walked unsteadily and unsteadily.
He was now extremely short of water, so he went to a nearby store to buy a bottle of mineral water and drank it.
After drinking the mineral water, he felt a dull pain in his lower abdomen in less than half a minute.
"Pfft~"
He pulled it out again in front of the salesperson!
"Oh, don't do it here!" The salesperson was desperate.
Yang Shaowei lost all face and ran out of the store in panic.
He thought about what Shen Changsheng said, and he vaguely believed what Shen Changsheng said.
"I don't know what means you used." Yang Shaowei looked into the distance and snorted coldly: "You want to use such dirty means to force me to apologize?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
The Yang family is the top family in Qingshui City. What kind of miracle doctor and famous doctor can't be hired?
It's just a small case of diarrhea, how can it be difficult for him?
Yang Shaowei returned to his family and began to use the family's power to invite experts from the gastroenterology department of Qingshui City Hospital to treat him.
Half an hour later, the gastroenterologist said apologetically: "Master Yang, I'm sorry, I tried my best."
Yang Shaowei said angrily: "Trash, really trash! Get out!"
The gastroenterologist left the Yang family in despair.
Not long after, the most famous Chinese medicine doctor in Qingshui City was invited to the Yang family.
After the Chinese doctor tied Yang Shaowei into a hedgehog, he still couldn't stop his diarrhea.
The Chinese medicine doctor sighed and said, "Master Yang, is there only one thing that can save you now?"
Yang Shaowei's eyes gleamed, full of hope: "Say."
The Chinese medicine doctor slowly said: "Diapers..."
"Get out!" Yang Shaowei's face turned dark when he heard this: "Where did you invite the quack doctor? Get out of here!"
How could he, the dignified young master of the Yang family, wear such embarrassing things!
Just as he was thinking this, he subconsciously took a sip of water.
"Pfft~"
After scoring twice, he pulled again.
"Buy me some packs of the best diapers!" Yang Shaowei said almost through gritted teeth!
"yes!"
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