Immortality begins with contemplation

After making an agreement with the elders, Chu Mian sent them away, and then his whole body calmed down. After setting the goal, Chu Mian suddenly felt that he had motivation again. Life is like this, and lying down may not be comfortable.
Of course, in many cases, it is not easy to lie down. Now that he knows the difficulties he will face in the future, of course he will not continue to lie down, but will decide what to do.

After all, can a person be choked to death by just soaking in urine?

"When others come, you hide away. When others leave, you come out immediately. You are the legendary 'show girl', right? You never leave the door without taking a step forward."

With that said, Chu Mian took out a bottle of elixir and threw it to Jueyu, "Here! I have just refined two bottles of the Pulse Condensing Pill. One bottle has been left to the master. This is the other bottle.

You can keep it for yourself."

"Amitabha,"

Jueyu's expression seemed to be stagnant for a moment, and then it returned to warmth. He reached out and handed the elixir bottle back, "No reward for no merit, but a young monk cannot accept such a precious gift."

"Come on, just take it if you are told to, and you will act like an outsider all day long."

Chu Mian rolled his eyes and did not choose to take the elixir back, but turned around and left, "Let's go, find a way to get that old turtle out of the middle of the lake, I still hope to use it to improve my strength.

”

"Amitabha, can the donor still stew it and make soup?"

Chu Mian paused when he heard this, looked at the other person up and down, and sighed: "I can't tell, a monk like you actually has such vicious thoughts."

Jueyu shook his head and said with a smile: "It's nothing more than a conclusion drawn from the donor's face."

"Can you tell fortunes?"

"Know a thing or two."

"Well..."

Chu Mian pondered for a while, then asked with a smile: "Otherwise, why don't you make a fortune for me and see how many children I can have in the future, and whether they will be boys or girls?"

He just said the teasing words on a whim, without even thinking that the other party would answer. However, Jueyu looked at him carefully, then lowered his head and said with a smile: "The donor has a beautiful face.

Zhan, we are heading towards the heavenly spirit, and when the peach blossoms gather together, we can form a good match. As for giving birth to a child, it will be one year after we meet the good match. Whether it is a boy or a girl, the young monk is a little confused."
Chu Mian: "..."

"Are you serious?"

Chu Mian almost choked herself to death by spitting on Xingzi!

What the hell? Will I really marry my mother-in-law and have children in the future? Isn’t this funny! Without mentioning my appearance, what blind woman would fall in love with me based on such a stupid personality?

"The long river of time is like a dream, and the interception of heaven's secret only takes a moment. The poor monk only felt something in his heart after the donor asked this question, and then he left these words. But everything has its own changes, and the traces are hard to find. As for this

Whether it is true or not, the donor can confirm it himself when the opportunity comes."

"Bullshit!"

Chu Mian almost jumped up, "You, a monk, seem to be kind and kind, but you are actually very evil-minded! I treat you as a brother, but you want to find a match for me?!"

"Amitabha..."

Jueyu felt very innocent. Looking at Chu Mian who seemed to be offended, she couldn't help but slowly closed her mouth.

I won’t say it anymore. It can’t be said anyway, so what’s the point of saying it?

"Okay, let's not mention this matter. Come with me to the lake to find Long Ao and find a way to let it out to bask in the sun."

Chu Mian didn't struggle with this aspect, but she was thinking in her heart that such an honest monk with a smooth head and a pink face could actually learn to lie. The world is really declining, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be!

It’s no wonder that Taoism suppresses Buddhism so much. There is no way. Who makes these monks talk nonsense all day long? They don’t understand the truth of talking to people and ghosts. How can they stay in the world of immortality?

Do you have to be disliked?

This means that when you meet a generous self, you don’t have the same understanding as the other person, otherwise, you will have to twist his head off. Woman? Will you have a woman in the future? Just thinking about this matter makes me feel very scary, okay!<

/p>

Women will only affect the speed of your own cultivation!

Chu Mian once again strengthened her Taoism, and then went to the lake, but did not see Long Ao. She thought that this is not possible. I have come to you so sincerely, but why don't you know how to praise me?

p>

Thinking of this, Chu Mian picked up the fishing rod again and used super high fishing skills to catch dozens of big fish in a row. Then he started to light a fire and set up a barbecue.

Waves of fragrance dissipated, and a pair of wild dogs that had run away somewhere unexpectedly came here smelling the fragrance, wagging their tongues and wagging their tails, grinning with their big mouths and dripping with laughter (two sounds),

Chu Mian was whimpering.

Chu Mian smiled and scratched their necks, "I've been away for so long, and you two have no one to feed you, but how come you are getting fatter and fatter? If you continue like this, if you feed them for another ten days and a half, you will be fine.

You can stew dog meat and eat it."

"Ouch!"

The dog was quite intelligent. It seemed that it understood Chu Mian's words, and it suddenly showed a bit of dissatisfaction. When it raised its head and wanted to open its mouth to give Chu Mian a bite, it saw the other person's eyes that looked like a smile but not a smile, and had to feel aggrieved.

He lowered his head with a flattering expression.

"Ha! These two naughty dogs are as if they have become spirits."

Chu Mian smiled and said to Jue Yu, "All dogs nowadays are better at being a human being than you!"

The corner of Jueyu's mouth twitched, but he didn't speak. He just moved the beads silently.

The reason why Chu Mian said this was because after the other party caught the fish, he didn't pick it up at all. Instead, he injected Buddhist power into the other party to help him practice. As time went by, those fish that had almost become sperms were basically gone.

Instead of coming to Chu Mian's side, they all gathered under Jueyu's fishing rod, vying to be caught and feel comfortable.

If it weren't for Chu Mian's superb fishing skills and the use of spiritual power to wrap up the big fish and forcefully buy and sell them, he wouldn't have been able to catch a single fish this time!

This damn bald donkey really doesn’t deserve to be a human being!

"Here, here you go!"

After the two fish were grilled, Chu Mian was not in a hurry to eat them. Instead, he threw them to the two native dogs and let them eat them. Then he smiled and set up the fire again and continued to grill.

At this time, Long Ao, who was located in the center of the lake, finally couldn't stand Chu Mian's behavior of poisoning in broad daylight. He separated from the lake water and 'floated' towards the shore. His four hooves landed on the ground, splashing a lot of fine dust.

A pair of eyes stared intently at the big fish roasting on the fire. The mouth opened and closed slightly, flashing with a few rays of crystal light under the reflection of the sun.

Sprinkle some pepper noodles, and with a soft sound of "Zi la!", the light smoke disappears...

Well,

It smells so good!