Immortality begins with contemplation
26. The omen before departure: The lord of the sect who didn’t hold in his fart well
Chu Mian wanted to persuade Mo Cangsheng that if this life is so hard, don’t work too hard. What if you lose yourself and the next life will be even harder?
But he couldn't say it for fear of getting beaten unnecessarily.
In any case, only strength is the basis for having the right to speak. In the next few days, Chu Mian, who rarely calmed down, devoted all his thoughts to his cultivation.
During this period, a disciple from the Chuan Gong Pavilion came and brought him the Haoran Sect's introductory exercise "Zhengyi Gong", which was used to replace the "Zi Mu Yin Nerve" he had 'trained'. After Chu Mian thanked him, he breathed
Gradually, he transformed and became a true monk.
Life is a person who is on the right path; death is a person who is dead on the right path.
As for whether you have any thoughts of joining the devil's path?
Can't!
This group of hypocrites in the righteous path are so difficult to serve. If they go to the devil's path, I don't know what trouble will happen.
Time is like running water, and the sun and moon are like swimming crabs. A few days have passed by in the blink of an eye. On this day, Chu Mian is grilling the fat fish caught from the lake. The aroma is wafting, and the greedy moment
The pair of wild dogs are chattering loudly.
A huge old turtle lay lazily next to him. Those who didn't know the truth thought he was someone's pet. But from the look in his eyes, Chu Mian always felt that this turtle definitely regarded him as a pet.
Its pet.
‘The soup stewed by aged tortoise should be very tonic...’
Chu Mian swallowed secretly and couldn't help but want to set up a big pot and make a 'iron pot to stew the living bastard'.
"The eldest disciple of the Master of Baihua Hall, Liu Wenjin, visited Yaoliu Valley."
Just when Chu Mian was thinking wildly, a clear voice echoed from the valley. Chu Mian was slightly startled and thought, why is this bitch here again?
What about the style of being the direct disciple of Baihua Palace? Running here every day, this lonely man and two women work hard, and if the word spreads, their reputation will be lost!
But Chu Mian can't stop the other party yet, because there must be something to discuss this time.
But, can’t you change someone else?
Chu Mian had no choice but to invite the other party into Yaowu Valley, then ignored him and grilled his own fish with peace of mind.
Burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, the wisps of aroma penetrate into the nostrils, which really whets your appetite.
"How can a cultivator in the Qi-inducing realm only enjoy the desires of his food and drink?"
When Liu Wenjin appeared, the old turtle had already returned to the lake at some point and seemed not to want to be discovered by outsiders.
The breeze is blowing slowly, the willows are low, and the branches and leaves are whistling. A man and a woman are sitting and standing. The warm sun is setting in the west, making their shadows grow long. From a distance, it looks like a very beautiful scene.
Ink painting.
Chu Mian grabbed a handful of seasoning and sprinkled it on the fish. With a sound of 'sizzling!', the aroma instantly exploded and spread around.
Liu Wenjin's frown deepened. She probably believed in her heart that there was nothing more annoying than "ignoring".
Chu Mian still went his own way, looking at the fish threaded on the branch with satisfaction. He raised his head slightly and handed the fish to the other party with a pure smile on his face, "Hey! Do you want to eat it?"
Immortal cultivators have no desire to eat and drink? That’s nonsense! Who would be willing to eat and drink all day long when there are fine wines and delicacies to eat? Do you really think that you are a person among the immortals who have no desires and desires?
The taste buds were aroused by the aroma, and body fluids filled the mouth. Liu Wenjin's face turned cold instantly. She turned her head and said in a cold voice without any warmth, "Are you humiliating me?"
Chu Mian really didn't know how the other person's brain grew. After thinking about it, she said something that the other person couldn't understand, "Do you often match keys?"
After saying that, without explaining, he quickly took the fish back and opened his mouth to bite it.
"Wait."
Chu Mian stopped moving and blinked in confusion, wondering what the fuss was about.
Why don't you let people eat?
"You..."
Liu Wenjin hesitated, her beautiful eyes struggled, her red lips opened slightly, "I..."
"You, me?"
Chu Mian stared at her like a thief, "What do you want to do?"
This look and expression fell in Liu Wenjin's eyes, and she immediately bit her teeth. This person is so mean!
She has been held in the palm of her hand for fear of falling, and held in her mouth for fear of melting. She has always been the focus of others' eyes. Have you ever seen such a shameless person?
The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. She flipped her delicate hand towards the branch and before Chu Mian could react, the roasted, crispy and soft fat fish came into Liu Wenjin's hand.
"I...just eat a little bit."
……
In less than half a quarter of an hour, looking at the branches with only fish heads and bones left, the atmosphere became extremely awkward.
Chu Mian: "???"
Liu Wenjin: "..."
Silence is today's lakeside.
Two bright red spots bloomed quietly on Liu Wenjin's cheeks. The seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl looked like a fairy walking out of a painting... What a bastard!
"The roasting is good. If you sprinkle less salt, it will taste more delicious."
Seeing the girl pretending to be calm, Chu Mian suddenly became unhappy.
Eat my food, drink my food, and finally slap your butt and let out a smelly fart at me! Is there any heavenly law or royal law?
She's a very nice girl. She doesn't say anything when she opens her mouth, and she even puts on kaiselu!
That’s too much!
"You still eat it if it doesn't taste good? You should save some for me!"
I haven’t taken a bite yet!
"Men and women are not intimate with each other."
When Chu Mian heard this, she immediately laughed angrily, "You just opened your mouth and bit it, and now you can't kiss me?"
"You made me eat it,"
Liu Wenjin's big eyes stared at Chu Mian without blinking, as if she was asking: Is it my fault?
"Ha! Woman!"
They are all troublesome creatures!
Chu Mian tried her best to keep smiling, took another fish from the bucket, threaded it on a branch, and grilled it on the fire.
"Take less grains of salt."
Chu Mian paused with her palms, then returned to normal, smiled and uttered one word: "Get lost."
……
An hour later, on the main peak of the Haoran Sect, on the corridor outside the Chongfeng Hall, Mo Cangtian stood with his hands behind his hands, looking leisurely at the mountains in the distance.
Behind him, there were four people standing with their hands down, and Chu Mian was one of them. However, compared to the solemn expressions of the other three, his face was slightly darker.
Without him, this girl next to me is so delicious. Fortunately, she was born in a wealthy family. If she was born in a poor family, she would be eaten up sooner or later and her family would be bankrupted.
"This time when you go to the secular world, don't cause too many troubles."
"I will obey the order of the sect master."
Chu Mian answered along with the flow, but there was a murmur in her heart. Seven people in the Haoran Sect had died recently, but they wanted to send four disciples there. It seemed reasonable, but in fact it didn't make sense at all.
But at this moment, he chose not to ask, because he knew that even if he asked, he wouldn't get the answer he wanted, so why let others treat him like a monkey?
In addition to Liu Wenjin, the other two people on this trip were a tall and thin man named Xu Zhen; the other... was Huang Shan'er who broke into Yaoliu Valley without permission.
This configuration, no matter how you look at it, reveals a bit of evil.
Especially after seeing Mo Cangtian's meaningful smile, Chu Mian was even more certain: The old bastard must have held back his shit.
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