Immortals Dump Waste In My Home

"Hey, you just undress as you say." Xu Fan was hurried away because Lan Lan started to undress without warning and went into the bathtub.

"It's a fuss, it's fine if you turn around." After saying that, Lan Lan didn't respond to Xu Fan, and started taking a shower on her own.

Originally, Xu Fan thought that his xinxing was strong enough. Now Lan Lan hasn't fiddled with the sound of water, Xu Fan feels that the mouse has scratched his heart, and his complexion is even flushed.

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom..." Xu Fan tried to memorize the core socialist values ​​to calm the fluctuating mood.

"What are you whispering?" Lan Lan suddenly spoke to Xu Fan at this time, and Xu Fan felt a little calm in his heart.

"It's nothing, just calm down." Xu Fan said without concealment.

"Come over and wipe my back, it's a little itchy on my back." Lan Lan said, and Xu Fan immediately refused: "No!"

Lan Lan was a little surprised, and then asked: "What's wrong? I won't help with this little help, then you go call the waiter just now and let him wipe it for me."

Xu Fan felt that he was going crazy, and turned around and said, "Sister! No, grandma, you are a lady of the feudal society at any rate, you are a lady of the feudal society, three obeys and four virtues! Do you think I am a big man? You seduce me to commit a crime. ?"

"Oh?" Lan Lan lay down on the bathtub and curiously looked at Xu Fan and said: "I think you are a grandson. What do you mean by chirping? When I was at home, didn't the subordinates always wipe my back like this? ."

"How old were you back then, how old you are now, don't say you don't know anything about men and women." Xu Fan simply pointed out and said.

"Understood, but you won't do anything to me. You are my grandson. If you don't help, don't help. Go and show me the balloon. Anyway, it's boring. I'll take a dip. Will take a bath." Lan Lan said quite innocently.

"..."

Xu Fan was already going crazy, and regardless of Lan Lan, he threw all the packets of Durex to Lan Lan, and leaned on the bed directly, preparing to communicate with Huo Qilin. A lot of things have happened in the past few days. Xu Fan still has I want to know something about Huo Qilin.

"boom!"

A sound frightened Xu Fan, and once again it turned out that Lan Lan had blown up a "balloon". Xu Fan turned his head with an embarrassed expression and stopped looking at Lan Lan.

"I'm about to wash them. You tidy up these balloons. I will play tomorrow." Lan Lan said in the bathtub, and got up after speaking. Xu Fan quickly glanced at his head and said, "I said grandma, can you please? Protect yourself. If I have some thoughts, I will take advantage of you."

"What are you talking about is cheap?" Lan Lan didn't know when he rushed behind Xu Fan. This scared Xu Fan so much. He quickly stood up and took a look at Lan Lan. At this time, Lan Lan was only wearing a bath towel. .

"Gudong!"

Xu Fan swallowed, feeling a little hot on his face, and then said: "What else can it be? Asking knowingly."

Lan Lan began to put on clothes in front of Xu Fan, and said with an indifferent attitude: "Unless you want to stop on this path of cultivating, you will not give up no matter how I look at it."

"Then you can't do this either! Anyway, I am also a normal man." Xu Fan couldn't bear it, turning his head to the other side and said.

"On this point of concentration, what should you do if you meet a beauty?" Lan Lan said in a very attractive voice, and Xu Fan sometimes really suspected that Lan Lan was deliberate.

"If it's a beauty trick, I will kill her with one sword!" Xu Fan said with a fierce expression. Lan Lan chuckled and said, "Come on, kill grandma."

"What nonsense, how can this be compared?" Xu Fan said helplessly.

"Well, I just want you to stabilize Dao Xin, and I won't tease you anymore." Lan Lan's tone was obviously more serious when she spoke.

Hearing what Lan Lan said, Xu Fan also felt better immediately, and said, "Well, that's good."

However, Lan Lan leaned in Xu Fan's ear and said, "If you have an idea, I won't refuse."

As soon as Xu Fan was about to attack, Lan Lan laughed all the time and ran over. Sitting on the bed alone and playing with the TV, Xu Fan had to die, took out the Blue Nightmare sword, waved it in the mortal world, and finished the game. After a set of swordsmanship, I felt a little calmer.

Xu Fan was satisfied with a little bit, put away the blue night sword in his hand, returned it to its sheath, and put it into the Xumi Ring. After all this was done, Lan Lan slowly opened his eyes, and Lan Lan leaned over and asked: "Grandson, speak quickly. Say, why suddenly I made such a good sword!"

Seeing Lan Lan staring at herself, Xu Fan really didn't know what to say. After thinking about it for a while, he shook his hand Xumijie and said: "This ring is among Xumijie, this ring is Marshal Tie Hyun. I gave it away, but I haven't taken it out."

"Tie Xuan? A familiar name." Lan Lan seemed to remember something. Xu Fan simply told Lan Lan about Tie Xuan's experience. After speaking, Xu Fan found that Lan Lan was in a mood, so he asked: "Hey , Are you okay, how can you say this again? Is it true that women no matter how old they are?"

"I'm okay, this Tie-hyun played with me for a long time when he was a child. He stayed at my house when he was a child, and then my father had an accident, and there was no news from him." Lan Lan said.

"Emotions, you are childhood sweethearts." Xu Fan said jokingly.

As soon as Xu Fan finished speaking, Lan Lan glared at Xu Fan and said: "At that time, he and I were only three or five years old. It's just a feeling, what do you think."

I don’t know why Lan Lan reacted like this, just like the little daughter-in-law was misunderstood by her husband, Xu Fan touched her nose in embarrassment, and said after a few chuckles: "Joke, joke, pay attention next time."

"Hmph, next time you do this, I will give you a thousand corpse poisonous Gu!" Lan Lan said, raising her hand, and suddenly black air lingered above the jade hand, which gave people a very strong sense of oppression. , Xu Fan felt his head wince.