Immortals Dump Waste In My Home
Chapter 38: This is embarrassing
For the moment, a large amount of heavenly soil is what Xu Fan needs most, but the **** Erlang wants to give Xu Fan something better, which makes him a little embarrassed.
Touching his nose, Xu Fan replied: "True Monarch Erlang, you don't need to be too polite. You can just dig some soil and give it to me, but if you really want to give it, then just send me some cheats. "
Previously at Wang Mazi, although relying on the magic talisman, he could easily deal with the group of chaos, but Xu Fan also realized his shortcomings.
I just have a lot of strength, and I have no moves at all.
If you can learn one and a half tricks in Erlang Shen, I believe that with the magic talisman, it will be enough to protect yourself.
Soon, Erlangshen also compromised, and he replied: "Brother Xu Fan, what I admire most for Erlangshen is a person like you who is not greedy! Let's do this! I will teach you a boxing technique from my childhood. , Can be regarded as a thank you!
"As for the soil, my **** will be building a mansion recently, but there are still a lot of things that need to be dealt with, and I will send it to you at that time.
As Erlangshen spoke, a red envelope was sent over, and Xu Fan couldn't help feeling a little excited when he looked at the red envelope.
Most of what was contained in it was Erlang Shen's so-called boxing technique. Xu Fan exhaled and opened the red envelope!
At this time, a mysterious light flew out of the phone and directly entered Xu Fan's mind!
This is a ray of spiritual knowledge of Erlang Shen, which contains the essence of Bengtian Quan that he learned when he was a child!
A figure was in Xu Fan's mind, constantly practicing the Bengtian Fist's moves, and soon Xu Fan was able to master this fist!
"This is too convenient!"
Bengtianquan seemed to be integrated into his bones, and Xu Fan could show it with his hands and feet!
This really made him a little excited!
I thought it would take a few months to practice on my own, but I didn't expect that this teaching of spiritual knowledge would be so convenient!
Feeling the power of Bengtian Fist, Xu Fan couldn't help grinning. If he knew this fist before, he didn't need magic talisman or seven little gourd babies to move out. By himself, he could easily handle Wang Mazi. Those thugs!
"Brother Xu Fan, although this boxing technique is a bit rough, you should never see it outside. After all, there are heavenly rules, and the exercises that are too against the heavens are given to you, I'm afraid it will affect the law of the two realms of heaven and man."
At this time, Erlangshen explained with some embarrassment, Xu Fan helped him so much, but he only gave such a thank-you gift. He was really sorry.
Xu Fan couldn't help but couldn't laugh or cry. He was content anyway, so he immediately reassured him: "Mr. Erlang! Courtesy is light and affectionate! I understand your heart!"
"Haha, brother, just don't blame it. By the way, in fact, I still have a ruthless please..."
At this time, the **** Erlang said: "You also know that the snarling dog is my brother. Although the cat has escaped, I can't bear to watch it have no hope for the dog. Can you help me think about it? , What's the point?"
"This……"
Xu Fan grinned, thinking that Erlangshen was really doting on the Snarling Dog, and it was enough to help wipe his butt. This would also consider his future happiness for the dog.
Xu Fan thought of a way how to make **** without killing a few dogs.
He immediately replied: "Mr. Erlang, I know one thing that can solve the happiness problem of your snarling dog. I will send you a red envelope later."
After talking with Erlangshen, Xu Fan received his mobile phone and prepared to buy things for the Screaming Dog.
This would drive the tricycle to the door of a drugstore in the county seat, and Xu Fan walked in.
How to make **** without killing a few dogs, the answer is obviously a small umbrella.
Xu Fan had thought about buying a few inflatable dolls for the Roaring Sky Dog, so that it would not harm a few little bitches. However, he estimated that this county town would not find the model it needs...
Besides, with the power of the snarling dog, it is estimated that he has to leak his breath before he feels good.
After walking around the drugstore, Xu Fan found a place specializing in small umbrellas.
The one placed above is called a variety of people, and Xu Fan is no expert, and suddenly looks a little big.
He can't figure out the model of a person, let alone a dog...
"Hey! It's embarrassing! Don't worry! Get a few boxes!"
After thinking about it for a while, Xu Fan didn't even think about going out. He gritted his teeth and took several boxes, and then he was ready to pay.
"Huh, so much, can you run out of it?"
At this time, a woman's displeased voice came from behind him, and Xu Fan turned his head, and couldn't help being stunned after seeing the other's pretty face.
"Ahem! Qiuya, why are you here?"
Looking at Xu Qiuya with an unhappy expression, Xu Fan couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
"Hmph, Xu Fan, are you not going to explain?"
Xu Qiuya glanced at the boxes of small umbrellas Xu Fanzheng held in her hand, and said coldly.
These days, Xu Fan has given her a very good impression, but when she bumps into Xu Fan to buy something like this, Xu Qiuya really can’t stop herself from thinking about it!
She can remember clearly that Xu Fan doesn't have a girlfriend. He would buy so many small umbrellas, maybe he has made money, and want to try that kind of skin and flesh trade!
The more she thought about it, the more angry she got. At that time, she gave Xu Fan a second look and snorted: "Humph! I didn't expect you to be Xu Fan like this!"
"..."
Suddenly Xu Fan called a man who wanted to cry without tears, and explained, how did he explain it...
Tell her that you bought this thing for a dog?
People can believe that there are ghosts!
Xu Fan scratched his head and explained: "Qiuya, don't get me wrong. I heard people say that putting this stuff in your wallet can make you rich, so I just thought about it and bought it in my wallet..."
This is not a lie. Putting a small umbrella in a purse means making gold (fine), but Xu Qiuya saw the several boxes in Xu Fan's hand, but she gave him a white look and hummed: "So you bought so many boxes. , Do you want to be the richest man in the world? Humph!"
"..."
Seeing Xu Qiuya leaving angrily, Xu Fan felt a little bit cried. Doctor Xu, what kind of jealousy is this?
"Hey!"
Xu Fan sighed, took these boxes of small umbrellas, took out a few old people's heads and threw them on the counter, then hurriedly chased them out.
After rushing out of the pharmacy door, Xu Fan looked around and found Xu Qiuya.
Because of her anger, she didn't look at the way too much, and ran into a few men. These guys were not very annoying characters at first glance. This would realize that the woman who hits her looks good, and she just laughed and flirted with it.
After all, Xu Qiuya is a woman, and looking at the unkind appearance of these guys, she can't help but become a little scared.
As she stepped back, she boldly said, "You, don't mess around! Me, my boyfriend will be here soon!"
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