Imperfect Entertainer

"No wonder Mandarin is weird, Kou Shi, you have a Japanese sister? Are you an international student? Or a mixed race?"

Ye Zhi: "Of course not, I'm an authentic pure-blooded Chinese, this is a girl I recognize, you know, I am a good person, there are too many girls who like me, there is no way, I can only give them The card has been issued."

Lemon Candy is instantly stunned, and there is such an operation, do you say such things in front of others, "Can you speak human language?"

"You can still understand if it's not human? Are you human?"

"..."

But Yabuki Niise still didn't deny it, "Yes, yes, Oni-chan is really good, and Nana-chan likes it very much."

"Look, this is my fangirl."

Miss Lemon Candy seems to be a little bit blocked in news. It is estimated that she has been playing games until now, but she still really doesn't know that the person who is playing games with her is the deity Ye Zhi, "Who do you think you are? Now, do you think Ye Ye? You impostor, don't be too inflated, young man."

"Expansion is my nature."

"Wow, just like you, can you still have a girlfriend? Or have you never set your eyes on a girl?"

Ye Zhi gave Han Xia and the others a wink, and after thinking about it, he made up a story for her on the spot, "Oh~~~ who said that, I used to confess to a girl in my class, ah, that's called a girl with a small arm and a calf. ,Ha ha."

"I confessed and then what?"

"She said she liked to play the Alliance, so I embarked on the journey of Summoner's Rift."

"Then she became your girlfriend?"

Ye Zhi responded rather angrily, "Are you kidding me? I've already become a king in the whole district, who cares about her, a broken black iron, and she can't even get on it. Hey, give me a first aid kit."

"Buddha, you really are a poisonous youth."

"What is a poisonous youth? When I call my girlfriend, you will know what overbearing is."

When Han Xia heard this, she quickly stopped Ye Zhi, "Don't say no, Ye Zi, say something if you have something, say something if you have something to say, don't call for foreign aid at every turn, let her play by herself if you're a man, call her, I'm not coming."

"why?"

"I played with her a few times and the kda dropped from 3.0 to 2.5."

"..."

Ye Zhi glanced at his trumpet kda silently, "My kda is already 15, you scumbag."

Games start.

Ye Zhi and this group of people have perfectly demonstrated what it means to be a mentally handicapped child who is more happy, but fortunately, the mentally handicapped is still mentally handicapped, and the game level is still a little bit. This group of people just ate several chickens. Among them, the one with the highest kill rate is naturally It was Ye Zhi.

A man who was close to hanging up led everyone to lie down comfortably to win and eat chicken.

Huang Bo looked at his record of eating chickens with zero kills, and turned his head expressionlessly to look at the pervert who slaughtered nearly 40 people, "You have no game experience, you scum, you are crazy to grab people's heads, you can't give it to your father. keep one?"

"You still blame me for your own food? I gave you the m24 before. You can't hold down the gun, and I wasted a good gun."

"Woooooooo, mdzz, I just got the gun, you killed everyone, I tm..."

"A dish is a dish, don't make excuses, look at Nana, and then look at Xiao Lemon, didn't they all kill several? Fatty, do you think so?"

"Don't call me, I'm watching the video."

"Why watch the video?"

"See if you're on the hook."

The game of PUBG Mobile was originally his responsibility. I don't know that it's okay. Now that I know it, I realize that players like Ye Zhi are really disrupting the balance. hang……

That's kind of desperate.

Sure enough, after going through the entire video, he still couldn't find any trace of Ye Zhi's hanging up.

"Have you read it yet?"

"finish watching."

"Have you hung up?"

"No... did you really play by yourself?"

"What do you say?"

The corners of Wang Xinze's mouth twitched slightly. Although some algorithms of eating chicken are not a secret to Ye Zhi, it should not be too difficult to apply the calculation of data to actual combat like this!

But Ye Zhi did it.

"Honestly, have you written an auxiliary script?"

"Not really."

"How can it be so accurate? It's so far away, you melon skin."

"Maybe it feels good."

"..."

At this moment, the sound of something falling to the ground came from Lemon Candy, and then suddenly it was quiet for a long time, until Han Xia shouted, "Miss Lemon, we are going, what are you doing? ?"

"Kou Shi, a fan sent me a message saying, he said, you...you...you..."

"How about us?"

"Are you a leaf?"

Han Xia pretended to be nervous and said to the microphone, "Uh... what should I do, Ye Zi, we seem to be exposed."

Ye Zhi is very speechless, this young lady has waited until now to receive the wind, and this efficiency is really slow enough, "You haven't hidden from the beginning, you spicy chicken, you are on a live broadcast with me. You said it was exposed?!"

The more Lemon Candy heard, the more shocked, "So... are you really a leaf?"

"No, I'm pretending. Others say my voice is like a leaf."

"No, no, he also sent me a video, the live video of Ye Ziji."

"ps, that's definitely ps, it must be an illusion that someone as handsome as Ye Zi can play games with you here."

"But you said that your girlfriend's chicken is the most dish in the whole PUBG. I can't think of a second person."

"..."

This is more embarrassing.

Ye Zhi tapped his fingers on the table, and then suddenly said, "Little Lemon, use your papaya brain, do you think a handsome and talented boss like Ye Zi might play chicken at this time? Wouldn't it be nice to have this time to make more money to benefit the society?"

"It seems to make sense~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Did they make a mistake?"

"Obviously, yes."

"But...but..."

"It's nothing but, eh, wait, don't drive, I'll take a call."

Although there are still a lot of doubts, Miss Lemon Candy is really stupid and foolish like Ye Zhi.

If it wasn't for Yabuki Niise who suddenly panicked and said such a sentence, "Oni-chan, Oni-chan, it's over, it's over, Sister Lulu is online, she invited me, what should I do?"

At this moment, the lemon candy seems to have smelled an unusual taste.

"Sister Lulu?"

Ye Zhi subconsciously covered the phone's microphone, and then whispered back, "It's okay, don't take her invitation for now, and I'll tell her after I finish the call..."