Imperfect Entertainer

But……

The question arises where to hold the ultimate bachelor night party.

Daming asked Shen Lu about this "snake", but she didn't know, so she directly asked Ye Zhi's opinion.

Ye Zhi was speechless when he heard the news, "What melon rind? Classmate Shen Lulu, are you single now? What are you doing with other people? Daming is the same, he's getting married and he's still single..."

"I just did it because I wanted to get married."

"Although the security around here is not bad, if there are no boys, it's better to find a relatively safe place to drive."

"That's why I came to ask you."

"I don't think there should be a safer place than your own home."

"what?"

"Just drive in your house, and the place is big enough."

"But there is no wine, no stereo and no DJ."

Ye Zhi pointed his thumb to himself, very proud, "Isn't it because of me, I will leave these little things to me."

There is a conspiracy!

Seeing that this guy actually offered to help so much, Shen Lu subconsciously felt that it was not easy, but she couldn't tell what the problem was, and narrowed her eyes, "Does this guy have any conspiracy? What's wrong with opening a Part?"

"How is that possible! That absolutely doesn't exist."

"I can't trust you."

"Don't say that, you have a single party at home, we can have a party outside."

"Oh, I knew it."

"Is there a deal?"

"I do not."

"..."

Leave me at home alone and go out on your own? How can there be such a good thing!

"It just so happens that there is a DJ, so you can make a cameo, Daming shouldn't mind..."

"I mind."

Shen Lu didn't seem to hear Ye Zhi's protest at all, "However, if there are fewer people at the party, it's not fun, so it's better to call Xiaoqing and the others, by the way, and then ask if Sister Luoluo can come. "

"Hey! Shen Lulu, can you listen to me?"

"cannot."

Ye Zhi clenched his fists and slammed on the table in 'anger', "I refuse to participate in your single party, you girls, and I am the only man, and I want to be a DJ for you? Have you considered my feelings? ?"

"Do you really mind?"

"certainly."

"Okay, then I'll go out and find a DJ and come back." Shen Lu was a little disappointed, "I wanted to give you a chance to perform well in front of IZ's ladies, but you didn't want it."

Ye Zhi didn't speak for a long time, slowly raised his hand, made a pointing pistol gesture, pointed at Shen Lulu, "Don't move! I suspect you are mentally retarded now."

"..."

Just pointing to Shen Lu's temple, Ye Zhi's arm was caught by the whole, and it was an over-the-shoulder fall.

Ye Zhi was lying on the ground, "What good performance is there in front of that group of small pit bullies, I already have a new love, and I will wait for a wave of all-Asian idol selections next year, tsk tsk tsk~~~ I really look forward to thinking about it. ."

"You really think about it, IZ, you just leave it alone. Didn't you hold it up in the first place? You scumbag!"

Ye Zhi sat up and was 'frightened', and then suddenly retorted, "What did you say, why am I a scumbag? It's Ye Zhi who holds IZ, what does it have to do with me Ye Zi?"

? ? ?

Shen Lu was silent for a long time, "Pig Head, you are a melon rind right?"

"There is something wrong with your logic. Since I am a pig's head, how can I be a melon skin?"

"You can have both qualities at the same time."

"No, I can not."

"you can."

When Shen Lu's foot stepped on Ye Zhi's instep, he took heart, "Okay, I can... In fact, it's mainly because there are few melon skins in this IZ that are obedient, and they are all skinny. It's going to die, so Nana-chan is more cute."

"Hehe~ How can I be obedient?"

"Of course it's a matter of obedience, just like the girls in the anime, let them do whatever they want."

"What anime are you watching?"

"Hypnosis school, home guard and other masterpieces."

? ? ?

Shen Lu found that she had known Ye Zhi for so long, but she still often couldn't keep up with the idea of ​​this guy, and there would always be some strange rankings in his mouth, which she had never heard of. kind of anime.

But considering Ye Zhi's wretched expression, she felt that it was definitely not a good thing.

Shen Lu narrowed her eyes and pointed her finger at Ye Zhi, "Say, Guapi, do you have plans for them?"

"What is Qi Rabbit?"

"Don't change the subject, you know what I'm talking about." Seeing that Ye Zhi didn't speak, the famous detective Shen Lu immediately solved the case, "Humph! Do you think I'm old now and want to find a young and beautiful little sister? !"

"emmmmm... It's really old. After all, she's an old woman who is running for the third time. It should be considered for another one."

"ah!"

"Don't you just want to hear this? Even if I say no, you will refute me."

"..."

There's nothing wrong with it, but it's still uncomfortable to hear such words from your mouth. Shen Lu was like a deflated balloon, she really hardly ever won a bickering.

However, Ye Zhi continued as if he didn't see it~www.wuxiaspot.com~ But this IZ is actually not too young, I think, the entertainment circle will definitely be the era of the egg in the future. Next year, Get more young people to run for election. "

"After the eggs? Are you not afraid of the death penalty to start?"

"young."

"Next year will be 9102. After the first batch of eggs, they are already 18 or 19 years old. The younger ones, 16 and 17 years old, can almost take the stage. Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't say it, just look at it. Xixi's growth rate is totally fine, just think about it, next year will be 9102, and another year will be 0202, don't they look at us the same way we look at the post-60s?"

I'm worried...

It hurts so much!

"You really are a big radish."

"Why do you focus so much on seeing an idol? Do you think you are marrying a wife?"

"I'm curious now what your view on mate selection is like."

"It's very simple, find a stupid fufu who likes my yellow-faced mother-in-law and you're done."

"Am I stupid?! Damn it! I'm not at the level of a yellow-faced woman yet!"

But I remembered what Ye Zhi said just now.

Shen Lu really feels that she is getting old, and thinking about it, the post-20s are about to be born, and the post-90s are indeed at the age of being a parent and a mother. If you think about it this way, it's really heartbreaking. thing.

Although he has just graduated, his friends are getting married one after another.

"Pig Head, will we get married next year?"

"Why? You little broken shoe still want to find someone else."

"Snapped!"

He slapped Ye Zhi on the back with a slap, "Speak well!"

"Otherwise? What do you think I should say?"

"I mean……"

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