Imperial Uncle

One

In June, Xia Yu was extravagant.

I sat by the window, watching the lake and the lake outside, with an unspeakable emotion, haunting my heart.

I have been with Ran Si for two or three years.

It has been a good life.

Although Ran Si has a good personality, he doesn't have to be impatient when he does anything. Really living together, I just realized that, in fact, I like him a lot.

They all like to eat salty and spicy, and to travel around in the mountains and rivers. It is a matter of Xishan Hongye, and I later knew it.

I read all the secrets that haven't been printed yet. Mrs. Liu is really an ordinary person. Such an old-fashioned old man can give birth to a son like my husband, only to have such an idea, and I picked up a treasure for cheap.

I followed Ran Si to live like this kind of love, it may be that people are always a little unsatisfactory ...

I felt that I was thinking with Ran, it was too harmonious, and there was no wave in harmonious ... it seemed like something was missing.

For example, at noon, I want to eat hot pot, and he will say that he also wants to eat.

He said that he didn't want to go out today, and I happened to be too lazy to move that day.

For another example, when doing those things, no matter when, where, he said nothing.

It will not be said whether the pavilion is secretive enough or not to be seen.

Do not complain that the hillside is not clean, I will not push away and say, the courtyard at night is too cold, can you return to the room ...

We are all in harmony and beauty from beginning to end. I asked him if he was too much and he didn't say anything.

He calmly bathed with me, slept calmly, and didn't forget to arrange the littered clothes neatly, was calmly held by me, and got up calmly the next morning.

In short, it is so calm all the time ...

I intend to bother while he is busy with business matters.

Taking his books and pens, he would neither push me away nor say do n’t bother, not even frowning, just raise his hand to move the teapot and the like on the table, and What do I want to do ...

afterwards. He put on his clothes, put things back in place, and sat back at the table again, as if he had just had a cup of tea.

I asked him side by side, thinking, do you think I am not good?

He smiled and said, no.

I asked, really? I have a lot of problems.

He said that it is probably that I have a lot of problems, so I don't think you have a lot of problems.

I stopped asking, and my heart was more lonely.

Liu Tongyi, Liu Tongyi, I don't know if the name caused the problem. He never said "disagree".

He doesn't eat much like things.

He doesn't eat very few things he doesn't like.

When I woke up, the two went to bed.

Drink clear porridge in the morning and light tea at night.

I think, in his eyes, maybe it's the bowl of porridge in the morning and the cup of light tea in the evening.

I have never even seen him look drunk.

Ran Si said that he was not good at drinking and was easily drunk.

I often seduce him to drink with bad intentions. After a cup or two, he always put down the cup and said, really can't drink anymore.

Then continue to eat.

It is the same at noon today.

I sat by the window for a while and went to a nap.

Close your eyes and recall the year.

Drunkenness is the easiest time to show true temperament.

Chu Xun cried when he was drunk, and asked me while crying and laughing, Wang, what do you think of a person like me?

I said, You are the king's seeker, nothing else.

He laughed louder and louder.

Yun Yu was drunk and lethargic. He was impatient to let him go to bed. I was going to sleep with him and his robes had been ripped off.

Even Qi Yan was drunk before me.

Holding me back and saying, uncle, in fact my heart is very bitter.

I said, my uncle knew that there was no hardship in being an emperor. Then, with the council officer, he tried to coax him into a dragon couch.

On the second day, I would not be able to survive, but I must be called.

"I drank with Uncle Huang yesterday and later seemed drunk and didn't remember anything."

I said with certainty: "My minister is also drunk and I don't remember anything. If there is something wrong, please forgive the emperor."

Then my emperor's nephew smiled and turned the page.

But this way, it is better than Liu Tong Yi drunk without drunk once.

I usually do n’t cling to something, but if you want to cling to it, you must make it.

In the afternoon, I went out to the bazaar, and I found a good thing.

A fanzi old man carried a load to sell a kind of wine at the market. It is said that it is the secret wine of their country. I tasted it and the taste was similar to the freshly made coconut milk. However, it is said that the stamina is very strong. A man who can drink a pound of wine will be drunk after five glasses.

I was overjoyed and took out a piece of silver: "Lao, I want all this wine."

two

In the evening, I was asked to put dinner in the outer compartment of the bedroom, and left and right, leaving me and Ransi sitting opposite.

I said, "You talked to them. After a busy day, I made some good dishes for dinner. I happened to meet the fruit pulp that sells this kind of Fanban at the market. It tastes like coconut milk. It ’s wine, but I Taste it, it's not alcoholic. You're not good at alcohol. Drink this and see if it's good? "

Ran Si took the glass bowl of "coconut milk" and tasted it. I asked him, "Is it delicious?"

He smiled: "The taste of fresh coconut milk is really rare here."

I said conscientiously, "I know you like coconuts, and you bought them all by yourself, as much as you can, and drink slowly."

Although thinking and smiling again, he didn't say anything, but just drank the coconut milk.

Looking at his smile and eyes just now, suddenly there was some sin in my heart.

No, don't be soft-hearted, I just want to see how calm I am. This is also to make life more interesting and make us more loving and harmonious.

I imagined that Zhong Ran thinks that he is drunk and not calm, and then he is like this in my arms ... The room suddenly heats up, my heart is shaking like a candlelight at this time.

Although Si naturally did not find my surging and swaying, he put down the glass bowl and began to eat vegetables.

I deliberately placed a dish of spicy vegetables at the place where he often garnished vegetables, and used the hot pepper juice just shipped from Shudi. He can eat spicy food, and it is difficult to keep the taste.

Sure enough, he ate a chopstick dish and immediately took up the bowl of "coconut milk" and drank some.

I said, "Is this dish too spicy? Quickly eat some greens." He added a piece of green lotus cake and amaranth.

He ate his brow slightly and wrinkled slightly. I quickly took a sip and said, "Why is it so salty?"

So he took another sip of "coconut milk".

I followed him with salt-baked chicken, spicy oil snails, and sauce cloud legs ... My hands were shaking when I was chopping vegetables. If I was not good-tempered, I would sit here for a second person and I would probably photograph the bowl Ask me, "Whether the chef wants to strangle me, or do you want to strangle me?"

But Ransi didn't, he just asked, "Why is the food tonight a bit heavy?"

I said shamelessly: "Oh, it may be that Lao Meng drank too much and did not put the seasoning properly."

However, Si stopped talking and just drank and drank the bowl of "coconut milk". I had expected him to get drunk for a few sips, but he did not expect that he drank a bowl.

After drinking, he set the glass bowl aside and started drinking porridge.

I looked at him calmly, and found that his expression was normal, as calm as before, and nothing unusual.

Does that old man lie to me?

In the afternoon, I tried it with two young crickets. They were the same size bowl, half a bowl, and they became drunk.

Still, Ran Si's alcohol is actually better than I expected ...

Is he drunk at all?

I was thinking, a fly that had no idea where to come in came to the table buzzing and hovering around.

However, Si raised her eyes, frowned slightly, and brushed a cold wind across my cheek.

flutter! The fly was nailed into the wall behind me by a chopstick.

I turned my head stiffly, looked at the chopsticks, and looked at Ran Si.

"you you……"

Ran Si looked at me, and raised the corners of her mouth slightly: "Why, would you like to ask me if I'm drunk?"

I was a little confused and had to laugh: "How can you ... kung fu?"

However, he slowly picked up his handkerchief and wiped his mouth: "I read a lot of books when I was young and wanted to practice and practice for two days."

He picked up an empty bowl on the table and squeaked with his hands, the bowl became neat two halves, and the fracture was smooth.

The corner of the table was banged again. The corner of the table was broken.

It was getting hotter in the room, and my shirt was stuck on the back.

"Usually, I haven't seen you use ..."

He patted the armrest of the chair, and it broke, the armrest broke into pieces: "I was secretly drinking and practicing at that time, and only made it out when I was drunk. Therefore, I easily dared not drink."

I remember that Zhang Ren wrote a book about drunken men, which is probably the root of thinking about practicing ...

I said, "Ah? It seems this coconut milk ... still awake, if you are drunk, go to bed soon."

Ran Si looked at me with an unfathomable look: "Did you deliberately make me drunk tonight? What do you want to do? You can do it now."

My cold sweat rushed like rain.

Yes, I almost forgot, but I thought he had once been a Dali Temple ...

I wiped my forehead: "That, Ran Si, I just ..."

He smiled: "I know, you have always found me boring. I am too rigid."

I immediately said, "No, think, I just want to ..."

He raised his hand: "Okay, you don't have to argue. In fact, I always feel that I and you are not suitable. So I don't know if I and you should be together. But because I like you, two at a time Secondly, I still look back for you ... knowing that you will find me rigid and boring, or have been with you ... "

My heart seemed to be pinched and loosened again.

Ran Si, he said, he likes me ...

He said, he likes me ...

He stood up, took out a piece of paper, and patted it in front of me. There was a crack in the table.

"This is Yun Yu's address. Although he and Wan Qianshan are still on the move, they are here to avoid the heat in July every year."

My heart was cold and I grabbed his sleeve: "Ransi ..."

He sneered, intercepting my words: "Some things are really made by you. Why is it that Yun Yu is your cousin? Oh, huh, I know ... What you really like is actually ... ... "

I caught him: "I like you."

He stared at me and shook his head: "I don't believe it. You ask me if there is something wrong with you. It's not you who think you are, but me. I know that we have different temperaments. Barely no happiness, you should still look for you The most suitable person, those obstacles that you think you can break, it is not an obstacle! "

Bang, half of the table collapsed, and the dishes, soup bowls, and rice bowls smashed into the ground. Fortunately, I ordered someone to stay. Do n’t come in when the sky collapses.

My intestines are regretful.

Sure, I think the two of us are too close, don't I just want to find something interesting? Why are those old accounts turned up again?

He sighed: "But I don't understand why you drunk me tonight? You want to hear my truth from drinking and drinking? Now I have said it, and I'll cut it off."

A pig-knife slammed into my heart.

I also drank two sips of "Coconut Milk", a little stunned, and my tongue couldn't keep up. I hugged him: "Unless I'm dead, I'm going to kill you twice."

He stared at me: "Why?"

I don't want to justify it anymore. The so-called action is better than language. I just tore open his belt.

He laughed, and alas, my robe broke: "I have to do something before I hit two swords. Otherwise I lose."

I thought bitterly together, and I couldn't tell who was bitten first.

Tossing from the outside to the bed on the inside, when the clothes were gone, I was about to ... Things suddenly changed a little bit, and Ran Si picked up the ointment on the bedside, his hand, followed my The old waist slowly goes down ...

I was shocked: "I'm all a few years old ... Master Liu, why don't we take a long-term view?"

Kara, the railing on the bed was broken.

...

After that, I don't want to mention it.

Anyway, anyway, later, I took the rest of my breath and said to him, "Ran Si, believe it or not, in the second half of my life, I can't live without you. If you want my life, you can kill me. "

He squinted at me: "Really?"

I said, "If you don't believe me, try it with me."

He shook his head: "You have always been crooked. I can't believe it."

He patted the head of the bed with a palm, Kara, and the railing on the bed was broken again: "But I believe it."

three

The next morning, I stood up, and Ran Si was sitting at an outside table reading a book. There was a cup of tea and tea smoke on the table. He stood up and said, "Wake up? I have them prepared for breakfast, although it's almost noon, Still use some. "

As usual, it's no different.

I had a splitting headache and rubbed my temples.

"I had a weird dream last night. Somehow, it's like falling apart."

Ran Siwei smiled, "Oh? What dream?"

I remembered that dream and shivered, it was so out of touch, so gentle and so good-tempered, how could such a gentle thought ...

I grabbed his waist, bowed my head and kissed, "don't worry, it's just a nightmare."

Xiao Yan came in to deliver the food. I was used to seeing that I was tired and crooked. I set up the food neatly. I sat down at the table and took a sip of cold air.

Ran Si was sitting next to the brand new table. I sat down beside me so tenderly, so tenderly, "These two days, the meals will be a bit light, and you can bear it ..."

He then took a small bottle out of his sleeve; "Ji Shitang's spirit cream, I will use some more for you after dinner ..."

Kara, this time it's the bowl in my hand.

After eating, I went to the backyard and let the person dump the "coconut milk".

After that day, I never dared to let Ran Si drunk.