In A Dying Disease, The System Lets Me Spread My Branches And Leaves

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"Bitter..."

Li Dagen was lying on the hospital bed, thinking back on his life, his face full of regret:

"Transmigrate After eighty-eight years, people are almost dead, but chastity is still there."

"Go to hell and enter Taoism through martial arts as a child. It's all bullshit."

"If I could do it over again, I would never keep my integrity like a jade, I would be the most promiscuous man in the world."

"If I could do it again..."

"I will never let down the name Li Dagen."

Li Dagen’s real name is Li Changsheng. For reasons well known to everyone, he got the nickname Dagen.

His biggest regret is that he could not marry a wife and enjoy the joy of unblocking sewers.

Others who transmigrate are either the system Goldfinger, a mysterious ring, or a strong man's soul, or even worse, he is an illegitimate child of a big family.

But soapy and funny.

Li Changsheng has nothing.

In this world, there are two ways to become stronger. The first is to cultivate immortality, but it requires bones.

According to different qualities, root bones are divided into several grades from low to high: white, green, cyan, blue, yellow, purple, and red.

And Li Changsheng's root bone has no root bone at all.

The second is martial arts training, tempering the physical body and breaking through the shackles of the physical body.

Li Changsheng chose the latter, hoping to enter Taoism through martial arts.

After exhausting all his efforts, he broke through to the ninth level of martial arts at the age of eighty.

But he himself also collapsed because he overdrawn too much potential and his body couldn't support it.

From then on, all illnesses, big and small, came to him.

Frequent urination, urgent urination, inability to urinate, and inflammation and hyperplasia of the prostate.

Abnormal leucorrhea, irregular menstruation, and occasionally dysmenorrhea.

"Dagen, how are you feeling?"

At this time, a middle-aged woman's voice sounded.

Li Changsheng opened his cloudy eyes and showed a hint of comfort:

"The matchmaker is here. I might not be able to survive. It's better not to mention the marriage."

The matchmaker sighed, her eyes turning red.

The matchmaker is Li Changsheng's neighbor. Because he is a matchmaker, everyone calls him the matchmaker.

In the early years, because I saw that Li Changsheng was single, I often helped him arrange marriage.

The marriage was not finalized, but the two became acquaintances.

Seeing Li Changsheng who was so weak, the matchmaker couldn't help but said:

"I told you so many things about getting married back then. If I could get one, I would have someone to take care of you now."

By now, it's too late to say anything.

Li Changsheng only felt that his body was getting weaker and weaker, and his consciousness began to become unclear.

But at this moment, a voice sounded:

[Ding, the system can be late, but it will never be absent. ]

[Bind the branching and spreading system, and from now on you will reach the pinnacle of your life. ]

"Spreading system?"

[Ding, in the branch and leaf system, as long as the host branches and leaves, you can get rewards such as longevity, elixirs, cultivation, skills, root and bone improvement, etc. If you produce offspring, you can also get rewards, and the offspring of the offspring can also Get rewards, and so on, infinite nesting dolls...]

"Hey, this system is so weird. Does it treat me like a stallion?"

[Ding, the newbie gift pack has arrived, please enable it or not. ]

Li Changsheng's eyes suddenly widened, and he began to laugh wildly on his weak face:

"Hahahaha, here it comes, finally here."

"Gift package, open it."

[Ding, the gift package has been opened successfully. ]

[Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the technique of Gathering Yin and Accepting Yang. ]

[Congratulations to the host, you have received ten pounds of magical blue pills. ]

[Congratulations to the host, for receiving ten kilograms of physical enhancement pills. ]

Listening to this series of awards, Li Changsheng became more and more excited:

"The Secret of Gathering Yin and Receiving Yang? It is indeed a system of spreading branches and leaves. The techniques given are so simple and crude, even the flower-picking thief in the TV series has a copy of them."

"Huh? Flower picker?"

Li Changsheng fell into deep doubt:

"System, are you a serious system?"

[I don’t know if the system is serious or not, but you are really not serious. ]

Li Changsheng: "..."

"System, what is that magical little blue pill?"

[Ding, return to the host, that is the magic medicine to prevent the host from getting angry. ]

Li Changsheng frowned and looked unhappy:

"System, did you give it to the wrong person? That thing is a complete waste here and may never be used in my life."

[Then take it back. ]

Li Changsheng quickly put away the little blue pill, as if he was afraid of being snatched away:

“I gave you everything, how can I get it back?

Can't I keep it as a collection?

The main reason is that the pills look very shiny, like jewelry. "

[Tsk, tsk, tsk, there are so many reasons. Do you need to hide your little thoughts? ]

As for the third reward, it looked like a pill to strengthen his body. Now Li Changsheng's physical condition is just right for him.

Li Changsheng couldn't suppress his excitement. He sat up in shock and stretched out three fingers:

"I want to take a concubine, at least three bedrooms."

The matchmaker looked surprised:

"Dagen, what's wrong with you?"

While talking, the matchmaker touched Li Changsheng's forehead, her eyes full of worry:

"Is it possible that he has returned to his former glory?"

Li Changsheng spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and then took the physical enhancement pill without hesitation.

In an instant, the originally rickety body gradually became upright, and the gossamer voice became sonorous and powerful.

In the cloudy eyes, light began to slowly gather.

"It's over. It's really time to look back. Someone, Dagen is dying."

The matchmaker's voice called all the neighbors over.

Among the crowd watching, Li Changsheng looked extremely embarrassed:

"Dear neighbors, I'm fine. I just regret that I haven't been able to marry a wife in this life. I want my matchmaker to help me find one."

When everyone heard this, their expressions became strange:

"Da Gen, I'm not telling you as a brother, you are marrying a wife now so that others can keep you a widow."

"Yes, Dagen. Now that you are nearly ninety years old and half buried in the earth, you really don't have to worry about it anymore."

"Listen to my sister's advice and spend your old age with peace of mind. This is better than anything else."

"Yeah, I heard that many old people get over it easily when they get excited.

Da Gen, you have never touched a woman and you don’t understand. Women are poison.

It's so addictive that your body can't handle it. "

Listening to everyone's words, Li Changsheng was speechless:

"You don't need to persuade me, I have made up my mind, I can still do it, I can still do it, I can still give birth, I can still..."

The matchmaker looked at Li Changsheng's crazy look and asked with some uncertainty:

"Are you really okay?"

Li Changsheng patted his chest and made a loud bang:

"It must be fine."

Then he took out his life savings and said to the matchmaker:

"This is my life savings. Do you think I can get a wife?"

The matchmaker took the money bag and looked at it, her whole heart went cold:

"Dagen, I'm not talking about you as a younger sister, but your fifteen taels of silver make it very difficult for me to handle.

With this little money, let alone you, even a strong and handsome young man may not be able to marry a wife. "

Li Changsheng also looked embarrassed when he heard this:

“Matchmaker, you know that I have been bedridden for so many years and taken so many medicines.

This is all I can come up with. "

The matchmaker sighed:

"That's all, I just happened to have found a young lady whose conditions are not high.

Maybe it can work for you, but I don't know if you can like it. "

When Li Changsheng heard this, he immediately beamed:

"Then please leave it to the matchmaker. I have no requirements. There are only two conditions."

"One, female."

"Two, alive."

With Li Changsheng's current conditions, he really can't make any demands.

When the matchmaker saw that Li Changsheng had said this, she simply took over the matter:

"With your words, everything will be easier.

I will bring my daughter over later, and she should be here by this time tomorrow. "

Li Changsheng looked happy when he saw this and bowed respectfully:

"Thank you so much, matchmaker. I'm waiting for your good news."