In Konoha, here are the top ten tragedies in the ninja world

He is indeed an immortal, no wonder the uncle is so powerful."

Kankuro's face showed an expression of"as expected".

Temari murmured to herself,"As expected, I am worthy of it. I guessed it again. This group is the think tank of the Sand Village, and most of the time we are very smart!"

The two siblings heard Zhang Wei personally admit that he was an immortal. As for ramen? He didn't care at all, as long as he was an immortal.

Only legendary figures have such means as him, knowing the past and the future, and being able to use magic to change everything!

Zhang Wei:???

Are you two selectively deaf? You can't even hear the word ramen, and you are accusing me of something.

"Maybe I am a bad immortal with a devilish heart. Didn’t you say that before? Kanjiro, I’m telling you now, congratulations on your guess, I am the ramen devil, I will make all of you little ghosts into ramen, hahahaha!"

Zhang Wei wanted to scare the two little ghosts, and laughed wildly like the three Uchiha heroes in the anime.

Kanjiro:"Uncle Immortal, stop acting, you are a good person." Temari:

"Uncle Immortal, stop pretending, your smile is not evil at all, hehe! It’s even a little funny!" Kanjiro and Temari grew up listening to the story of the Six Paths Sage. It can be said that they were influenced imperceptibly, making them feel that all immortals are good. The Six Paths Sage is a good person, and the Ramen Sage is naturally a good person as well!

Will the bad guys let them see their mother Jialiuluo again? If the bad guys are as powerful as the uncle, they will not be so kind to children. They must be very fierce!

Seeing that he couldn’t scare the two, Zhang Wei put away his presumptuous, exaggerated and beating smile.

"I will explain it one last time. I am not an immortal. I am just an ordinary person like you. Don't call me that! From now on, you can call me Uncle Yile, Uncle, or Old Heavenly Master!"What if

Liudao, who is hiding in the dark, hears it and comes down to fight with me? A person with the ceiling of combat power comes to deceive and sneak attack a 40-year-old man. Is this okay? This is not good!

"Oh! Uncle Ichiraku."

Kankuro and Temari responded, and the two looked at each other with strange smiles on their faces.

Seeing that they did not refute, Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Wei secretly complained in his heart, two little guys who have never seen the world.

This is the Six Paths Sage!

If it weren't for the dream world I created, you would also see the inventory video. If you two knew that everything was done by me!

Then what would I become?

The Great Sage of the Six Paths? Namo Gatling Bodhisattva!

The world's number one super shadow?

At the same time, the people in the ninja world who were watching the live broadcast

【Hashirama Senju: The little monk Fenfuku looks good. It seems that my idea is correct. As long as the tailed beasts are distributed to the ninja villages, peace will be maintained if each ninja village has one!】

【Thank you, thank you, ahhh, I'm so excited, I'm your fan, you alone have brought peace to all the ninja villages!】

【Senju Hashirama: Am I that great? Ahahaha! Fenfuku, you are really a good junior. You understand my thoughts..】

【Senju Tobirama: Big brother is right, Fenfu, you see things more clearly than us,"The human heart is like a reflection in the water, often insincere and wavering." This is so true. Big brother wanted to persuade the Uchiha, but unfortunately the Uchiha clan is a naturally evil clan, their hearts are so dirty!】

【Uchiha Madara: Tobirama, do you want to dance too? You completely misunderstood what the monk said!】

【Senju Tobirama: I don't bother to fight you, what's there to be proud of? Except for you, no one in your Uchiha clan can beat me! Do you dare to fight my eldest brother?】

【Senju Hashirama: Madara, don't be angry, second brother, please get over the bridge quickly. We have both been dead for so many years, and the feud between Uchiha and Senju should end!】

【Danzo: My Lords, what do the words"受" and"心" mean when added together? If we can master the secret of these two words like Mr. Bunfuku, then we in Konoha will be able to control the tailed beasts!】

【Senju Hashirama: I only know how to fight, but I don’t have much culture. You can ask my second brother for anything that requires thinking!】

【Senju Tobirama: No, why bother asking me for this kind of thing? My brain is used to study forbidden techniques. Besides, you can just ask Fenfuku for this matter!】

【Namikaze Minato: Senior, I guess that word is love! You said that people's original hearts are longing for mutual acceptance, and the same is true for beasts. As long as there is love, there will be no difference between tailed beasts and humans as long as they accept each other.】

【Hashirama: That's another way to explain it. Minato, you're quite eloquent!】

【Sandai: It can be understood this way. Love can transcend everything. But as a ninja, one should elevate his realm to a higher level. Will of Fire, yyds!】

【Orochimaru: How is this possible? I will use science to prove that there is no love in this world!】

【Fukufuku: Minato is right. The two words my master told me together mean love. It took me ten years to figure it out.】

【Naruto: Everyone, hello! Pause for a moment. I still want to ask what a Jinchūriki is. Grandpa Sandaime, you didn't tell me last time I asked you?】

【Sarutobi Hiruzen: Well, little Naruto, let me tell you. I wanted to tell you after the Chunin Exam. Jinchūriki is the container that seals the tailed beasts. It is the deterrent of a village. The tailed beasts are what you just saw. There is also one sealed in your body!】

【Naruto: No wonder, I am also a Jinchuriki. The kid named Gaara is the same as me. No wonder the people in the village exclude me and hate me!】

【Uzumaki Kushina: ???】

【Uzumaki Kushina: Old man Sandaime, you dared to let my child be bullied? When you die and go to the Pure Land, I will pull out all your beard!! I am so angry!】

【Namikaze Minato: Senior Sandaime, my husband and I have dedicated everything to Konoha and entrusted Naruto to you! How could you let him be bullied? He is my son, and I call you Grandpa Sandaime!】

【Sandaime: Yes... yes... I'm sorry, Minato, Kushina, I didn't announce Naruto's identity as the son of the Fourth Hokage in the village in order to protect him. I was busy and neglected him.……】

【Sandaime: Starting tomorrow I will double Naruto’s compensation. Naruto’s expenses will be ten times that of Konohamaru. I will let everyone know that he is the descendant of a hero!】

【Naruto: I am the son of the Hokage? I am the prince? Those two people just now, are you my parents? Don't blame the third-generation grandfather, he is really good to me, thank you, it feels so good to be cared for!】

【Uzumaki Kushina: Uuuu!】

【Namikaze Minato: It's Dad's fault. You've suffered so much.】

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