Seeing that no one answered him, Zhou Peng knocked on the door harder.
"Zhang Yi, Zhang Yi! I'm Zhou Peng!"
"Open the door, I have something very important to tell you."
Zhang Yi sneered, reached out and took out the gun, and released the safety with a "click".
He walked to the door, "Who is it!"
Hearing Zhang Yi's reply, Zhou Peng quickly reached out his hand below to signal Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining to get ready.
It was the first time for the two women to do this kind of murder, and they were a little nervous.
But when they thought that after killing Zhang Yi, they could live in his warm and comfortable house with plenty of food, their eyes immediately became firm!
Zhou Peng said: "Zhang Yi, I'm Zhou Peng. Our family has eaten up all the food. For the sake of my colleagues, can you give me something to eat?"
He had a pleading look on his face, but quietly lowered his hand, ready to draw his knife at any time.
Zhang Yi leaned against the door and said flatly: "Our family has no food left, so I can't help you with this matter!"
Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining cursed inwardly.
Can you have food at home?
There are seven or eight boxes of food in the kitchen, and there are scallops, scallops and abalone, are they all fake?
But in this case, they have already prepared for it.
Zhou Peng gritted his teeth and took out a box of medicine from his pocket.
"Zhang Yi, I don't take yours for nothing! I'll trade you a box of ibuprofen."
It was freezing cold, and many people had colds and fevers.
In this case, medicine can save lives, and its value is not even weaker than food.
In order to lure Zhang Yi to open the door, Zhou Peng took out his treasured ibuprofen.
Zhang Yi was behind the door at this time, but he was thinking about how to deal with them.
kill them?
That is also simple, whether it is with a gun or a crossbow, they can be killed.
But killing them monotonously is really boring.
Under the apocalypse, death is a kind of relief, and living is an endless hell.
Of course he wouldn't take advantage of these bitches.
After thinking about it for a while, Zhang Yi had an idea in his mind.
He walked over to the trash can and pulled out a pulsating bottle.
I just drank several cans of beer, and just happened to feel the urge to urinate.
He faced the mouth of the bottle and opened the gate to release the water with a clatter.
"Ibuprofen? This stuff is good, you let me think about it."
Zhang Yi lazily chatted with Zhou Peng while running water.
A few people outside the door also heard the faint sound of water, but they didn't know what Zhang Yi was doing.
Just hearing Zhang's remark as if it was a joke, excitement appeared on the faces of several people.
Zhou Peng said quickly: "Yes, yes, you open the door, let's exchange. I don't want much, just two packs of instant noodles!"
According to the current prices in the community, ibuprofen can be exchanged for at least five packs of instant noodles!
Zhou Peng deliberately offered a low price just to trick Zhang Yi into opening the door.
"Two packs of instant noodles? I'm afraid you'll be at a disadvantage. How embarrassing."
As soon as Zhang finished draining the water, he immediately had a bottle of iced black tea in his hand. The bottle was quite full, and it was still foaming white.
Zhou Peng thought that Zhang Yi was about to take the bait, so he lay on the door and said, "It's okay, I'm starving now, and we are colleagues again. It's better to give you a better deal than others. Open the door quickly!"
Zhang Yi stepped on a stool and climbed to the shooting hole on the door, then poured a bottle of hot fresh iced black tea down to the three people outside the door.
Zhou Peng and the others were startled when the sudden liquid was poured on their heads.
Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining screamed even more.
"Ah! What is this!"
"Hey, it's hot water, and it's still steaming!"
Feeling the warm heat, several people were a little happy at first.
But within a second, they smelled that special pungent smell.
"This... this is urine!!!"
"ah!!!!"
The urine drenched their heads, and the two women screamed like pigs, and immediately squatted on the ground and vomited.
And Zhou Peng's eyes were red with anger, "Bang bang!" He slammed the door hard.
"Zhang Yi, I'm @#¥&*!&%#¥! Get out of here, I'll kill you!"
But the heavy alloy door didn't change at all when it was hit with a fist, but Zhou Peng's hand hurt badly.
Zhang Yi's hearty laughter came from inside the door.
"How does my urine taste? Is it good?"
"A few idiots still want to come here to cheat me. Are you worthy?"
Zhou Peng and the others suddenly realized that they had been discovered by Zhang Yi.
Surprised and angry, several people yelled at Zhang Yi outside the door.
Zhou Peng scolded: "Fuck, I shouldn't talk nonsense with you! Just wait for me, I will kill you if I go in!"
He stopped pretending, took out a kitchen knife from his clothes, and slashed at the door with all his might!
Ordinary doors are made of wood, and the door can be opened as long as the lock is broken.
But Zhang Yi's door is made of integrated alloy, which can withstand the bombardment of RPG!
When Zhou Peng went down with his knife, it was like chopping on the steel plate.
The door didn't move at all, and the huge counter-shock force directly sent the kitchen knife flying!
The kitchen knife passed Zhou Peng's head, and directly opened a long gash.
And his tiger's mouth was also shocked with blood.
A little knowledge of biology - human skin is more fragile in winter, and the pain is more intense.
Zhou Peng was completely frightened and stupid. If the kitchen knife had been a little bit off just now, it would have slashed directly on his face.
But soon, his daze was forcibly interrupted by the severe pain.
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
Zhou Peng cried out in pain.
Seeing this, the fear in their hearts caused the two women to abandon Zhou Peng and run away in a hurry.
Zhang Yi watched all this in the room, weighed the pistol in his hand a few times, thinking about whether to go out, and shot each of them directly.
Not to mention beating them to death, at least let them hang dots, then they will definitely live in this cold end.
But after thinking for a moment, he gave up this plan.
Why?
Because there are three mad dogs outside!
Although there is a high probability of injuring them by opening the door and going out, there is also a tenth of a percent chance of being killed back.
Taking his own life as a joke, Zhang Yi will never do this kind of thing!
That's right, he is the king of dogs!
I have such a comfortable life in my childhood, why bother to be emotional.
"It's okay, I'll boil them to death here. Let's see if they can survive for a few days in this apocalypse!"
Zhang Yi calmed down, returned to the sofa, and continued playing games.
Zhou Peng and Fang Yuqing ran home, and he sat on the sofa, trembling all over.
He almost died just now, and he still has lingering fears.
Fang Yuqing screamed immediately when she saw the urine on his body drop onto the sofa.
"Ah!! Go away, who let you sit on my sofa!"
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