The monkey’s IQ is really high, and it can write in just three days.
Han Su still gave him a writing board and said, “What’s your name?”
The monkey thought for a long time, but he didn’t know how to write.
Finally, under Han Su’s glaring eyes, he wrote helplessly: “My name cannot be translated, because you don’t have the corresponding words.”
After thinking about it, Han Su felt that there was a possibility. This is also a common problem in translation circles.
“In this case, why don’t you choose an earth name yourself?”
The monkey thought for a while, grabbed the pen with its four paws, and scrawled two words on the writing board: God.
Snapped!
Han Su slapped him on the head, “This one won’t work, get another one.”
The monkey glared at him, but in the end he dared not speak out.
Aggrieved, he erased God and wrote three more words: Supreme God.
“God, your size!” Han Su slapped him again.
Squeak, squeak! ! ! !
The monkey roared angrily, opened its teeth and danced its claws, and was fierce in its milk.
“Boom!”
A crisp brain collapse instantly made him understand his situation.
He humiliated and wrote down the word “immortal”, as if the immortal had humiliated his identity.
Snapped!
Han Su slapped it again, “What a mess. Don’t name it, you can call it Pumpkin from now on.”
Squeak! !
The monkey protested strongly, but unfortunately it was brutally suppressed.
“Pumpkin, where are you from?”
“Pumpkin” pretended not to hear, until Han Su raised his finger, he immediately grabbed the oil pen and wrote: “Alnitak.”
Han Su was surprised: “Alnitak? This is far away in the Orion constellation, more than a thousand light-years away from the earth. That is to say, even if you travel at the speed of light, it will take you more than a thousand years to come to the earth. So far away How did you get here?”
Pumpkin pursed her mouth and looked disdainful.
Looking at Han Su’s gaze is like looking at a monkey in a zoo.
Boom!
After another brain collapse,
Pumpkin honestly wrote: “Driven by curvature.”
Driven by curvature?
Han Su had heard of this concept before. The so-called curvature drive is also called curvature flight. It is to let the spacecraft fly at the speed of light, or even several times faster than the speed of light.
But this is just a sci-fi concept of the earth, did aliens really do it?
Pumpkin continued to write: The space in this universe is not flat, but has curvature. If the universe as a whole is imagined as a large membrane, the surface of this membrane is curved, and the whole membrane is a closed soap bubble. Although the part of the membrane looks flat, the curvature of space is still everywhere.
“We use space folding technology to increase the curvature of a large-scale space infinitely, fold it in half like a piece of paper, and paste two distant points on the paper that are tens of millions of light-years apart. This is the principle of curvature drive.
Pumpkin looked at Han Su triumphantly, and wrote with oil pen: “I’ve said so much, but you still can’t understand. After all, you are low life. Your brains are as big as sesame seeds.”
Boom!
It was another brain collapse.
Pumpkin instantly became honest. He rolled his eyeballs, and wrote with that pen: “Do you want to be as rich as an enemy?”
Han Su smiled and said, “Do you have a solution?”
“Of course.” Pumpkin smiled complacently: “With the technology I have mastered, if I miss a little bit, I will be light years ahead of you. It’s too easy to get rich.”
“Really? Tell me something specific.”
Pumpkin pointed to the street outside the window: “These are cars, they even burn gasoline. It’s too backward, what’s the difference between them and primitive monkeys.”
After writing this, Pumpkin shrank his neck and quickly erased the last sentence.
“I can give you a blueprint for an aircraft, made of brand new materials, with a speed of 10,000 miles per hour. With this thing, isn’t it easy to make a fortune?”
Han Su: “Sounds very powerful. What materials are used for this aircraft?”
“Of course I use…”
The pumpkin got stuck, and he stood there speechless.
“I can’t translate it. Is there no such substance on earth?”
Han Su said again: “Running 10,000 kilometers per hour, the body material must be very strange. Is there any on Earth?”
Pumpkin was dumbfounded again.
Han Su smiled. “Pumpkin, you are not a scientific researcher, are you?”
Pumpkin nodded and wrote, “How do you know?”
Han Su; “Because your thinking is not like a scientific researcher who thinks about everything.”
“The more advanced the technology, the more detailed the social division of labor. It’s like we can drive a car, but we don’t know how to build a car. Even if I know how to build a car, I can’t do it by myself. Because I don’t have the corresponding accessories and tools, or even Raw materials. The whole society is a whole, and the rise of a certain industry is inseparable from the development of dozens, hundreds or even thousands of industries related to it.”
“Pumpkin, the technology you think is advanced is actually worthless to us. Just like a nuclear physics expert, the value in primitive tribes is not as high as that of a strong and ordinary primitive man.”
Pumpkin was a little frustrated. Just like what Han Su said, he is not a scientific researcher. I know how to operate some instruments, but I don’t know how to make them at all.
He felt that he was worthless, and he didn’t even have the slightest bargaining chip in his hand.
Seeing that the blow was almost over, Han Su smiled and said, “You want to trade with me, right? No problem, you actually still have some valuable things?”
Pumpkin looked up and quickly wrote: “What?”
“Knowledge. In other words, it’s the scientific knowledge that you use to enlighten children. The simpler the better.”
Pumpkin immediately cheered up: “I can teach you, but I want one thing.”
Han Su smiled and said, “Is this the hairband?”
“Yeah.” Pumpkin nodded again and again: “As long as you return it to me, I will teach you knowledge.”
Han Su immediately promised: “As long as you can satisfy me, it’s not a problem to return it to you,”
Pumpkin HingSqueaking and dancing excitedly.
Han Su smiled, as if he saw a donkey struggling to push the millstone, but it still couldn’t eat the carrot in front of it.
The deal was done, the pumpkin stayed,
Recall what I learned when I was a child every day, and then copy them down and organize them into a book.
Han Su looked at more and more information, and smiled with satisfaction.
“I still have an advanced knowledge card that is useless. I can use it when Pumpkin finishes writing everything. Regardless of whether this knowledge is useful or not, learn it first.”
Everything is empty, only knowledge and power,
It’s true. .
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