In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.

The next morning, Su Zelin went for a morning jog as usual.

The weather is already very cold, and there are fewer and fewer people in the stadium in the early morning. Everyone is in love with the warmth of the bed and has difficulty getting up.

Moreover, last night was Christmas Eve, and many couples went to spend the night in small hotels near the campus that cost 20 to 50 yuan a night, so today there were even fewer people in the stadium, and there were only a few at first glance.

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There is no doubt that the people here are single.

However, after running less than two laps, Su Zelin soon discovered two familiar figures that he had not seen for a long time.

"Hi, monitor!"

Luo Xi and Ding Linna caught up from behind.

Since the weather got cold, they have rarely come to the stadium, and it is rare to see them.

Nanazi is wearing a red and blue Fila sportswear. Itali was founded in the early 20th century as an affordable luxury brand for the mid-to-high-end market. Later generations also sold the Xiaguo business to Anta, which can be regarded as a semi-brand.

A Xia Guo brand.

Ding Linna's sportswear is quite avant-garde in both color and style, just like a flame in winter.

This future graphic model has already shown a keen sense of fashion when she was a student, and the clothes she buys are always ahead of the trend.

Luo Xi is wearing Puma. Although she is not as fashionable as Nanazi, she is still the daughter of the leader of Jinling, the capital of Jiangsu Province. Naturally, she is not very out of place. Her vision is still online, but she is slightly different from Nanazi.

It's better than that.

"Hey, rare guests, I haven't seen you for a long time!"

As he spoke, Su Zelin's thief eyes subconsciously turned around the two women.

My eyes haven’t eaten tofu for so long. Let’s eat some first.

"Sir monitor, pay attention to your image!"

Luo Xi couldn't stand it any longer and coughed dryly as a reminder.

"Axi, what you said is wrong. It is human nature to love beauty, and it is also human nature to appreciate beauty. For women with good figures, I have always found the beauty in them with an appreciative attitude. You can't kill human nature.

!"

Su Zelin talked nonsense seriously.

Luo Xi rolled her eyes and said that it was only you who made Sesese so fresh and refined.

Nanazi didn't care at all.

Not only does her figure look like a crooked nut, she is tall and plump, but she is also quite open-minded. She is used to racing with Su Zelin, so she has long been accustomed to it.

Nanazi even stood up and said: "I came to the stadium early in the morning to show my strength. Didn't the monitor have a date last night?"

"Oh, stop talking!"

Su Zelin sighed: "It's not because I went to see Su Shiqing host the Christmas literary party. Several girls originally made appointments with me, but I had to turn them down. It's hard to be a good brother!"

"It's just you and you're dating a few other girls. You're overthinking it!"

Luo Xi naturally didn't believe it.

This bastard monitor is handsome, he is indeed charming, a little bit bad, and he knows how to talk. It is true that many girls may like him, but if a few girls ask him out on Christmas Eve, those girls will never believe it.

.

Nanazi said to herself that with this guy's charm and fraternity, there may not be many girls now, and it's really hard to say in the future.

Suddenly thinking of something, Luo Xi asked again: "By the way, squad leader, won't the digital store open in a few days? Can I get a commission for part-time jobs selling machines?"

"Yes, what's the matter? Do you plan to work part-time as well?"

Su Zelin thought that because of Banhua's good looks, which were a sign of the store, even if the recruitment was over, she still had to find a backdoor.

"No, you put all the things in class on me, how can I have time?"

Luo Xi complained a few words first, and then revealed her purpose: "That's it, I originally planned to install a computer during New Year's Day, and Wanyin happened to be working part-time there. Since I can get a commission, I decided to install it at her place.

Well, it can be considered as helping her with some business."

"And me." Ding Linna added: "In this way, Wanyin will have a good start on the official opening day and will be able to sell at least two computers, which may help her confidence."

Both girls are kind and caring. In this way, they help Liu Wanyin and at the same time take care of her self-esteem.

As for whether this digital store will be more expensive than the computer mall outside, they don't care. Anyway, the two women are from very good families, so they can't afford the money.

"Hey, hey, hey, how can you just keep quiet and no one can help me? I also want to get off to a good start and boost business?"

Su Zelin has an opinion.

"Come on, you're a little rich guy, unlike Wanyin, who is a poor student, so you still don't have that much commission?"

Luo Xi looked annoyed, thinking that it was hard for you to say such a thing.

"It's not a matter of commission. The most important thing is that I'm the store manager. If I'm in the Air Force that day, where will my reputation as the store manager go?"

The bastard has a good reason.

"Then tell me what to do, I can't take care of both sides!"

Luo Xi shrugged.

"Who says you can't take care of both sides!"

"How to balance it all, tell me!"

"You can just buy two."

Luo Xi: "..."

Although she has a good family background, she is not so inhumane.

"Squad leader, just take it and return it to the Air Force!"

Ding Linna also complained: "As long as a girl comes into the store, if your mouth doesn't fool the money out of her wallet, I will lose!"

Nanazi is not worried about Su Zelin's performance at all. With the gangster squad leader's sharp tongue, his performance will definitely be one of the highest among all part-time jobs.

The manager of the digital store is not stupid. If he hadn't seen his high emotional intelligence and amazing eloquence, he wouldn't have made this guy the store manager directly after applying.

"I don't care, you all have to be treated equally!"

Su Zelin used the same trick as girls: "It's okay if you don't do business for me, you have to do another thing for me!"

"What happened?"

"On the days when the digital store opens on New Year's Day, you have to come to the store to help!"

"How can I help?"

"Just picking up customers!"

Picking up guests...

Why does this sound weird?

"The digital store opens on New Year's Day, and there will be activities there. There may be more customers coming, but I'm afraid it will be too busy. As the store manager, I have to be responsible for the store, so I have to take this into consideration. If you can come over,

If you want to help, I won’t care if you don’t do business for me.”

Su Zelin's move is called bidding all over the sky and paying back the money on the ground. He doesn't really intend to let the two girls boost his performance. The main purpose is the latter.

Axi and Nanazi both have good images and good temperaments. If they support the digital store on the opening day, they will definitely attract more people.

Ding Linna hesitated and said: "I have nothing to do on New Year's Day, but I don't understand computer hardware."

"Sword Comes"

"Yes, we are afraid that we are not professional enough and will mess up."

Luo Xi also has the same concerns.

"It's okay, computer hardware is very simple. Do you think the part-time workers recruited by the digital store, including Wanyin, are computer experts? They have only been trained a few times. Axi, Nanazi, you are so smart,

Just follow me and learn a little, and you will soon master the tricks of marketing."

The two women looked at each other, and finally Luo Xi nodded and said: "Okay, let's give it a try. It can be regarded as participating in work practice."

"Well, count me in!"

Nanazi has no objection either.

Su Zelin is happy.

Hehe, the digital store has just opened, and I gave Axi and Nanazi whoring for nothing, it’s so comfortable!

……

After running more than 20 laps in the stadium, Su Zelin returned to the dormitory.

Others have already gotten up.

Although today is Christmas, Guo Jia will not take a holiday for such a foreign holiday, and school must continue as usual.

Everyone was chatting while eating breakfast, and the topic was related to Zeng Kaiping.

"Aping stayed out all night last night. It seems that he and his female netizen have become friends!"

"It goes without saying that the 'One Leaf Knows Autumn' chose to come all the way to Lin'an on Christmas Eve, so he must have that kind of meaning."

"I never thought that Aping would be the first among us to become a man."

"I wonder what that 'One Leaf Knows Autumn' looks like. He should be pretty good. Otherwise, A Ping will not come back."

"It seems like he won't go back to the dormitory today. Let's sign him in for class later!"

"..."

While everyone was talking about this matter, the dormitory door was pushed open again.

Accompanied by a gust of cold wind, I saw Zeng Kaiping walking into the dormitory.

"Aping, aren't you meeting a netizen? Why are you back so early?"

Everyone couldn't help but be surprised.

It stands to reason that today is Christmas, and even if Zeng Kaiping skips class, he will spend it with "One Leaf Knows Autumn".

The spirited young man is like a walking zombie, with a dull and lost look on his face, very much like Wei Xiaobao after he was conquered by Princess Jianning.

After everyone shouted several times, he woke up as if from a dream.

"Ah, what are you talking about?"

"We asked why you returned to the dormitory so early?"

"Stop talking!" Zeng Kaiping's eyes were dull, completely losing his usual energetic demeanor.

He gritted his teeth: "I was deceived by Yiye Zhiqiu. That woman is 160..."

"What's wrong with 160? It's not short anymore!"

People are saying that you don’t even look at your own condition. You are only less than 1.7 meters tall. Are you still looking for a long-legged supermodel?

It would be great if a girl over 160 likes you. Okay, what kind of bike do you want...

"I'm talking about weight!"

Zeng Kaiping was distraught.

"Chi!"

Cai Wensheng, who was drinking water, squirted out all the water.

"What, what, weight?"

Everyone was frightened.

"That's right, she told me on QQ that she was 160cm. Who would have thought that it wasn't her height? She is only 1.5 meters tall!"

The spirited young man is about to cry.

When we were young, our math teachers told us that when writing answers, we must pay attention to quantifiers. This is very important.

The teacher’s teachings are never wrong.

Everyone suddenly realized.

No wonder this kid looks like his emotions have been toyed with.

"Then why didn't you go back to the dormitory last night?"

Hou Yongjin got the idea right.

Only then did everyone wake up.

Logically speaking, after encountering such a blow and shattering all good hopes, Zeng Kaiping should have returned last night.

Could it be that he went to drink to drown his sorrows by himself?

But I don’t smell alcohol either!

"I went to the hotel with her, and she paid for it."

The energetic young man’s words almost made everyone faint.

This is a tank with a height of 150cm and a weight of 160cm. If you just run over her and run away without turning around, you can actually get a room with her!

How dare you!

They all wondered if Zeng Kaiping had any special hobbies.

"Fourth brother, don't you know how to play ball?"

Cai Wensheng asked weakly.

This is also a question that everyone in the dormitory has.

"Oh, we've come here, it's such a long way."

Zeng Kaiping let out a long sigh: "It would be too unkind for me to leave."

Everyone is drunk.

There is nothing kind or unkind about this.

Are you running for the best online dating model of the century?

Only Su Zelin was very calm. He had already expected the result.

I don’t know why, the spirited guy has a special affinity for being a tank.

If you put a keyboard in front of him and let him press it casually with his eyes closed, among the twenty-six letters, he is most likely to press the F key.

Sometimes metaphysics really seems to exist, and no one can explain it!

As for why Zeng Kaiping didn’t leave, but went to the hotel with his female netizen?

This is the same reason why fishing should never be done by the Air Force.

It may sound unbelievable, but it does exist.

For example, a short video Su Zelin saw on a certain website in his previous life.

A certain tank sat beside the bed, giggling like an old hen: "Shall I go then?"

The person who shot the video also sighed deeply.

That sigh was very much like Zeng Kaiping’s today.

As much helplessness and regret as it contains, it also contains as much determination and no hesitation.

There is no way, this is the world, this is the world.

I have to finish the sex appointment with tears in my eyes!

"From today on, if I, Zeng Kaiping, continue to date online, the sky will thunder and I will die!"

The spirited young man swore to the sky that at this moment, he seemed to have seen through the world of mortals and his heart was filled with despair.

However, Su Zelin didn't even believe in a single punctuation mark.

Everyone has obsessions in their hearts.

Huang Panpan’s obsession is herself, and her obsession is Qin Shiqing and her family.

Lao Feng’s obsession is to be an official, A Cong’s obsession is to be an internet celebrity, Teacher Chen’s obsession is to have a camera...

Zeng Kaiping’s obsession is online dating.

Not to mention firing the tank once, even if he fired it ten or a hundred times, he would still continue to fish online.

The mystery of the online dating partner revealing his true identity is too exciting for the spirited guy. The attraction is unparalleled and he will never be depressed because of a setback.

So, just listen to this flag.

Zeng Kaiping didn't go to class, and he wasn't in the mood to have breakfast. He fell asleep when he returned to the dormitory.

Such a heavy blow obviously caused great trauma to his young mind. His emotions were so depressed that it was normal for him to feel depressed for a while.

Everyone said that Sister Li, the worst he could do was help respond when the instructor called on her name.

After sleeping in the dormitory until about three o'clock in the morning, Zeng Kaiping got up out of bed in a daze. He was suffocated to wake up.

When going to the restroom, the spirited boy still walks with his hands on the wall.

On the one hand, the wine has not fully sobered up, but there are other reasons.

Mud, that tank is too powerful.

My eighteen years of savings all evaporated overnight, it’s so hard to bear!

After draining the water, his mouth felt dry, so he poured a few glasses of water down his stomach and felt better.

I sat on the edge of the bed in a daze for a while, then suddenly remembered something, and the energetic boy's eyes suddenly widened.

By the way, didn’t I swear during my morning run that I was willing to pay the price of accidentally soaking twenty tanks in exchange for the face and tongue of my third brother?

It seems that the oath may have come true!

This is both a bad thing and a good thing!

Maybe after driving twenty tanks, I will become a lover like the third brother!

Tang Monk had to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties in order to learn the scriptures before he could achieve enlightenment!

Twenty tanks are nothing!

Thinking that in the future, he might be able to walk among thousands of flowers like his idol Su Zelin, without a single leaf touching his body, Zeng Kaiping perked up. A transparent virtual panel seemed to slowly appear in front of him, and at the same time, crisp electronic sounds came from his mind.

Alert tone.

"Ding, congratulations to the host, you have awakened the Love Saint system. You can evolve into a Love Saint as long as you press the F key twenty times. You have completed the mission progress - 1/20!"

Zeng Kaiping's depression was gone, and he felt that the world was becoming beautiful again.

He turned on his computer, entered the Windows 98 system, logged into QQ with ease, and clicked on the add new friend interface.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk!"

Following the notification sound of successfully adding a new friend, Zeng Kaiping lit a Liqun and slowly blew out a smoke ring.

There are only nineteen cars left, not many left!

Come on, tanks, fire at me!

……

At noon, when everyone came back from lunch, they saw Zeng Kaiping sitting in front of the computer. His dejection was gone and he was in high spirits, as if he had been given a shot of chicken blood to extend his life.

The five lowly guests couldn't help but marvel, saying that A Ping's vitality is really tenacious.

After suffering such a huge blow, he was able to recover within a short time, which can be regarded as one of the miracles of the end of the century.

Feng Zhongliang went over to take a look and saw that the spirited young man had already opened QQ. With his fingers clicking, he was switching back and forth between several female netizens, chatting away.

But he changed his online name.

He is no longer the "I've been blamed for being handsome since he was a kid", but now - the Beta who drives a tank!

It entrusts the young man with the wish to complete the system tasks as soon as possible, be reborn from nirvana, and evolve into a love saint.

Feng Zhongliang almost fainted, thinking that the fourth child was not affected by this blow, gave up on himself, or even suffered from mental problems?

Old Feng Shi coughed dryly and asked tentatively: "Aping, didn't you swear not to engage in online dating?"

"I figured out that wherever a person falls, he has to get up. This is life!"

There is light in the eyes of the energetic young man again, that is the light of hope.

Only by enduring hardship can one become a master!

If you don’t experience wind and rain, how can you see a rainbow?

A person's life is like a rushing flood. If you don't encounter islands or reefs, how can you stir up beautiful waves?

It has endured many hardships and is still strong, no matter how strong the wind is from the southeast or the northwest!

……

Zeng Kaiping silently recited various aphorisms from famous people and poured himself several large bowls of psychological chicken soup. He felt that his drained body had regained infinite strength and his fighting spirit was burning.

Everyone here, when we encounter setbacks in life, we might as well look at the achievements of others.

Even if I drove a tank the first time I met a netizen...oh no, I was crushed by a tank.

He can still face it calmly and embrace life with enthusiasm and optimism.

Therefore, any hardships we encounter, what do they count in front of others? Is there anything else that cannot be overcome?

Respect to every warrior who resolutely presses the F key, you are the best!

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