In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.

Now that the business is done, I feel relaxed.

Su Zelin opened QQ, and it was worth five figures. It would be very valuable if sold to future generations.

You can only apply for a five-digit QQ in 1998. At this time, domestic Internet cafes were still very rare. The high Internet fees also discouraged countless people with new ideas. Naturally, there were very few Internet users.

However, Su Zelin happens to be one of the earliest Internet users. He is the kind of person who likes to pursue new things, sometimes even at any cost. His family conditions are good, and his parents give him a lot of pocket money. Although he has not experienced the 40 yuan an hour Internet cafe.

However, after the Internet fee dropped to ten yuan per hour, he entered the first Internet cafe and became a regular customer.

At that time, he was curious about everything on the Internet. Not long after QQ was launched, he immediately applied to try it out.

If it were one year later, in 1999, you could only apply for a six-digit QQ, while in 2000 you could apply for a seven-digit QQ.

If we were reincarnated back to 1998, we could directly apply for a lot of five-digit QQ, and the ones with good numbers could be sold for hundreds of thousands, and the cheap ones could be tens of thousands.

The seven-digit QQ is worthless, so Su Zelin has no interest in applying for more. Although it is a capital-free investment, the cycle is too long.

The 2000 version of QQ interface is still very simple. It is just a pure network communication software. It does not have as many fancy things as later generations, such as QQ pets, space, stealing food, music... none of these can be seen.

, even QQ signature will not appear until the 2001 version.

This communication software is currently completely free.

Su Zelin couldn't help but be filled with emotion.

Penguin once lived a simple life, and was not the goose factory of later generations that "recharges to make you happy, but no money to play with makes you paralyzed!"

It was not until the 2002 version that Penguin launched its first value-added service - QQ Show, which corresponds to the QQ version 2002 betaII.

Before launching the QQ show, Penguin also considered whether to charge for chatting. Fortunately, the QQ show earned it the first pot of gold. Otherwise, it is hard to say whether there will be a Penguin empire in the future.

However, compared with the 98 version of QQ, the functions of the 2000 version have changed a bit, and there is an additional BP machine text message.

As the name suggests, it can send messages to the BP machine.

In this era, mobile phones are still very expensive, and many people still use BP machines, but I guess 99% of the people here have never used this function.

The custom avatar function has not yet been launched. Su Zelin’s QQ uses the classic avatar wearing sunglasses. In fact, the personality of QQ users can be roughly inferred from the avatar. For example, Su Zelin’s avatar likes to act cool.

This is not the most used avatar. Male netizens, especially young people, prefer the other avatar of a boy with brown hair because he looks more handsome. The most popular avatar among female netizens is the one with burgundy hair. These two avatars are currently

It may account for nearly half of QQ users.

The interface popped up, and along with the continuous coughing sound, a bunch of avatars jumped.

For those who have just started playing QQ, seeing this scene feels like getting a shot of blood, and they are extremely excited.

But Su Zelin, the reborn person, is relatively calm.

Almost all of these comments are made by girls. Su Zelin will naturally not join male netizens when he is full and has nothing to do. There are still quite a few stingy men on the Internet who like to pretend to be girls. The gender of netizens can basically match their avatars.

Su Zelin was what later generations would call a social maniac. In reality, he could make the cafeteria lady happy, and he was even more at home on the Internet.

He is very open-minded, and he is very good at talking flirtatiously.

This is what others say when they add new friends.

"Hi!"

"Hello!"

"How old are you?"

"Are you MM?"

"Nice to meet you!"

"..."

After getting to know each other, the second meeting was like this.

"Are you there?"

"Where?"

"What are you doing?"

"Have you eaten?"

"..."

If you want to collect a hundred tips for chatting to death, just look for those first-generation QQ netizens around 2000 and do some research.

Basically, if you can’t chat like this for a few times, the girl won’t reply.

As for Su Zelin’s painting style, this is what it looks like.

Just added a new friend.

"Wow, great, catching a little cutie alive!"

Doesn’t this sound so embarrassing that it might even lead to direct dismissal of friends?

No, it’s not.

Compared with those boring "Hi" and "Hello", this conversation is much more flirtatious and can immediately leave a deep impression on female netizens.

In fact, in this era, many female netizens seek excitement when chatting online. Between mediocre and flirty chats, many people still prefer the latter.

As for why not call her beauty?

Because this title is too common. It doesn’t mean anything if a mother is called a beauty. Others will feel numb and won’t be happy. On the contrary, it is not as playful as a cutie and is more approachable.

Of course, there will be female netizens who feel that such an opening statement is too frivolous and will choose not to reply.

But it doesn't matter.

If there is no reaction, it means the other person is not sexy enough.

The chance of flirting with such old-fashioned female netizens is too small. There is no need to waste three oceans per hour of precious online time on them. Just delete them.

Anyone who can withstand this opening sentence and keep talking to you will basically have a good time.

Su Zelin calls this technique "accurately defining the target group".

By the way, choosing a screen name is also very important. Sharpening your sword does not waste time chopping firewood.

For example, Su Zelin's nickname is "He is very handsome at one year old".

Very middle-class, right?

But it’s quite fashionable in this era.

The key is that with this kind of online name, others will not think you are a wretched uncle, but a trend-chasing young man, and it is easy to let down their guard.

Youth is capital, and everyone likes to eat young grass!

If you pretend to be deep and have a "Feng Guo Wuhen", "Beyond Yourself", "Get Used to Being Dugu" and so on, and think you are deep, in fact, it is difficult for others to judge your age, and they are likely to become more interested after seeing your online name.

Reduced.

Choose a good nickname, add more female netizens, cast a wide net to catch more fish, and there will always be someone willing to fight with you.

For example, a certain MM replied: "Hahaha, you are so funny!"

Very handsome at one year old: "Not only am I funny, I am also very handsome!"

MM: "Tsk, stop being so beautiful!"

He was very handsome at one year old: "I can't help it, my good genetics don't allow me to feel inferior. I really envy those people who don't know how to be narcissistic. Unlike me, the word 'handsome' runs through my life!"

MM: "Pfft, I don't know if you are handsome or not, but you must be very thick-skinned!"

He is very handsome at one year old: "If you are not thick-skinned, how can I protect you from the wind and rain?"

MM: "Hahaha, glib, how old are you?"

Very handsome at one year old: "How old are you asking?"

MM: "Age, what else can you do?"

He is very handsome at one year old: "Hey, I was scared to death. I thought you were so direct."

MM: "???"

After a few seconds.

MM: "Bad guy!"

He is very handsome at one year old: "Okay, because we are so familiar with each other, I will tell you that the answer to both questions is 17."

MM: "I only asked about my age and nothing else. I hate it!"

"..."

Once the conversation reaches this level, you can basically be sure that the girl you are talking to is also quite sexy, and it is easy to flirt with her.

But occasionally we encounter challenges.

For example, the second meeting.

MM: "What are you doing?"

This is one of the techniques for chatting to death, but it is only for men. MM has the privilege.

This is a small test for the flirt. If you answer honestly, the topic will become boring if you are not careful.

So we have to avoid taking the usual path.

He is very handsome at one year old: "I am making a wish!"

MM: "Make a wish at an Internet cafe?"

Very handsome at one year old: "Yes, before logging in to QQ, I prayed to God, hoping that you would be online, but I didn't expect that my wish really came true!"

MM: "Hahaha, isn't that true^_^"

He is very handsome at one year old: "If I lie to you, I will be struck by lightning and die badly!"

MM: "Okay, I believe you!"

Very handsome at one year old: "By the way, little cutie, let me tell you a very strange thing. I woke up this morning and suddenly found that I had grown taller overnight, and the quilt was not even long enough!"

MM: "How is it possible? How can anyone grow so much overnight!"

He is very handsome at one year old: "It's really impossible, because I later found out that the quilt was just covering him sideways!"

MM: "Hahaha, you dare to lie to me, you are such a bad person!"

He was very handsome at one year old: "I turned out to be quite simple and never lied to anyone. It's all your fault for leading me astray. You have to be responsible for me!"

MM: "Hahaha!"

The third online meeting.

He is very handsome at one year old: "Little cutie, I came here to surf the Internet tonight. I was walking alone at night. It was very dark around me. I was so scared just now!"

MM: "Hey, you are still afraid, why do I feel you are so brave?"

He is very handsome at one year old: "I'm not afraid of anything else, but I'm so handsome and I'm afraid that others won't see it."

MM: "Hahaha!"

He is very handsome at one year old: "It's over, we have a power outage here!"

MM: "How can you still access the Internet when there is a power outage?"

He is very handsome at one year old: "Because I am chatting with you!"

MM: "What does this have to do with chatting with me?"

He is very handsome at one year old: "You are so good at discharge, maybe this is the power of love!"

MM: "Hahaha!"

"..."

During the chat, you can easily understand what kind of person the other person is, and the chat style needs to be appropriately spiced up.

If female netizens are lively and bold, talk more flirtatiously and drive a car from time to time. They will like this tone.

If she is more sentimental, send her more Chicken Soup for the Soul, and others will regard you as a close friend on their journey of life.

Later, QQ launched a photo-sending function, and there were tricks to asking for photos.

You can't ask directly, you have to work around it a little bit.

"Can you send me a beautiful photo of you? I want to prove one thing to my friends - angels exist!"

"I dreamed of you last night. Although I haven't seen you yet, you were so beautiful in the dream. I'm sure it was you. Send me a photo quickly to see if my dream was right!"

"..."

If we are familiar with each other and the other party is good-looking, they will usually be willing to take photos. Keep such high-quality female netizens.

If you refuse politely, Su Zelin will understand.

After chatting for so long, I feel embarrassed to delete it suddenly.

But his chat style will change soon.

"Are you there?"

"Where?"

"What are you doing?"

"Have you eaten?"

"..."

If the other party takes the initiative to find me, the reply will be as follows.

"Oh!"

"Okay!"

"No way?"

"Haha."

"..."

After a few times, it will become a stranger's relationship.

People with thicker skin may delete it directly if they realize that the person opposite is not a beautiful woman.

But Su Zelin is quite principled in returning scum to scum. He is used to choosing to deal with it coldly so as not to hurt other people's self-esteem too much.

Because they are so good at chatting, there are too many girls who take the initiative to send messages to Su Zelin, and many of them even claim to come to his city.

But the gangster has never met the netizen in real life.

Perhaps it was because she had a very good-looking childhood sweetheart around her since she was a child, which cultivated Su Zelin's aesthetic taste. She didn't think any female netizen could compare to Qin Shiqing.

Moreover, the function of sending pictures on QQ has not yet been born. Without a photo, you don’t know what the other person looks like.

If you really come here, you might have to press the F key with tears in your eyes.

In my previous life, I had a college roommate who learned the dirty talk method from Su Zelin and became crazy on the Internet. In just four years, he met dozens of netizens, but others still came to him.

The consequence of not being picky about food is that it's easy to run into a tank, but that guy is also a kind person. Even the F key is hidden, and he won't choose to escape just because the other person is a tank. It's not an exaggeration to call him a model of online dating.

But being too flirtatious can sometimes be troublesome, that is, every time you go online, there will always be a group of girls who take the initiative to chat with you. Fortunately, most of the female netizens here can type very slowly, and the guy who can touch type is Kato Hayashi.

existence.

His hands are crackling, and he can operate as fiercely as a tiger. He can deal with several girls with ease, and he can chat easily. Occasionally, he can cut to Lianzhong World to play Landlords or take some time to watch...

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After chatting for more than ten minutes, a girl came over with an afro and large-diameter contact lenses, a typical non-mainstream look of this era.

A leopard-print tight-fitting short dress with a navel-baring suspender top, the hair is not even long, but it starts to show off sexiness.

Su Zelin calmly shut down the education network.

If you have a girl around, you still have to show off.

At this time, there were not many machines in the Internet cafe, but there were still three empty seats next to Su Zelin.

The girl looked at him twice, then sat down on the machine next to him intentionally or unintentionally, and pressed the power button.

Su Zelin is handsome and handsome. This type is especially popular with non-mainstream girls. The girl's choice also shows that she has a favorable impression of him on her first impression.

After logging in, non-mainstream girls also put on big headphones first, open Winamp, and then log in to QQ.

She was obviously a newbie. She typed very slowly. She stared at the keyboard and searched for a long time before she found the letters. She then used her left and right index fingers to poke slowly.

It took her a while to reply to the netizen's message, but her attention turned to Su Zelin.

I saw the bastard holding a cigarette in his mouth, puffing out smoke, staring at the screen while typing with fingers like the wind, and using the keyboard shortcut mode to switch between various software smoothly.

The non-mainstream girl's eyes were so wide-eyed that she had never seen such a "high-end" operation.

"Handsome guy, you are so awesome, you type so fast!"

Su Zelin was made to laugh by her.

He has heard many compliments about himself.

"Handsome guy, you are so awesome, you play the game so well!"

"Handsome guy, you are so awesome, you can drink so much!"

"Handsome guy, you are so awesome, you can drive a Ferrari with one hand!"

"Handsome guy, you are so awesome, it's been two hours!"

"..."

And so on.

But this was the first time Su Zelin heard someone praise him for his fast typing.

Damn the sense of time!

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