In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.

The next morning, the golden morning light streamed into the window lattice, and the dewdrops on the roses in the yard shone brightly. As the breeze brought a faint fragrance, the whole world was like a baby waking up from a deep sleep, full of vitality and vitality.

Su Zelin also opened his eyes in this bright morning.

Holding his head, which was still aching from the hangover, the gangster looked confused.

Uh, didn't I have a drink with my father, Uncle Qin, last night? Why was it that it was still bright when I was lying in bed?

I seem to be...drunk!

After a while, Su Zelin came to a conclusion.

Two boxes of beer and three men drank, and I was able to get drunk. It’s so embarrassing!

The bastard feels that his reputation has been ruined.

Before his rebirth, he dominated the nightclubs and was known as the little prince of the nightclubs. He was not so mean.

It seems that my young body has not experienced the baptism of alcohol and needs to be tempered slowly!

After I woke up, I felt so urgent to urinate that I held it in all night and felt like my bladder could burst at any time.

Su Zelin quickly got up, ran into the bathroom, closed the door and released the pressure with a bang.

One meter away from the urinal, he accurately hit the target. Su Zelin couldn't help but sigh that it was great to be young. Before rebirth, this distance had to be shortened by at least 30cm, but it was okay. It was better than those guys whose feet were wet by the wind.

Several times.

After the load was reduced, my whole body felt relaxed and comfortable. No wonder there were some students in No. 2 Middle School who had to hold back several classes until they were close to their limit before going to the bathroom. It really felt like an inexplicable pleasure.

After flushing the water and walking out of the bathroom, Su Zelin tried hard to recall what happened after lying down, but found that he could not remember anything and was in a state of fragments.

It must have been my father or mother who helped me into the room, Su Zelin didn't think much about it.

What is currently in front of him is a problem that needs to be solved more urgently - his mother's anger!

I got drunk after drinking for the first time. I'm afraid my mother will be very angry. I'm afraid she will get a slap in the face when she wakes up.

What should we do?

How about sneaking to an Internet cafe to take refuge first and stay out of harm's way?

However, if you can escape the first day of the Lunar New Year, you can't escape the fifteenth day. You still have to go home after all.

Or you could put the blame on dad and say that I had asked for a cup last night, but he had to hold me back and continue drinking.

But if this happens, it will be difficult to ask for pocket money in the future, and this is not a good idea.

By the way, I can still be miserable!

I told my mother that I had a splitting headache after drinking too much, my whole body felt like it was falling apart, and I seemed to have a cold.

Maybe if my mother feels distressed, she will be spared a few more blows.

Of course, it is impossible to escape unscathed. Unless a miracle occurs, my mother will have to give her attitude by giving her a beating to show her attitude towards such a big issue as a high school graduate drinking alcohol. Otherwise, how can Fengwei exist?

Su Zelin thought about it and walked out of the bathroom, only to see her mother standing in the living room.

The bastard immediately pretended to be half-dead, as if he was recovering from a serious illness and was weak: "Mom, I'm sorry, I won the top prize in English. I was so happy last night that I accidentally drank too much."
Su Zelin did not forget to emphasize the "top scorer in English", which meant to remind the queen mother that the person standing in front of you now is the top scorer, so don't be so ruthless!

"It's okay, it's so rare to be happy!"

Unexpectedly, Zhao Lixia did not rush over with a broom as expected, but instead smiled authentically.

"Your dad is right, it's okay to have a drink occasionally, and it's also helpful for making connections, but don't drink so much next time, it's not good for your health!"

Su Zelin was stunned.

Mom’s reaction is too abnormal.

He looked at it in confusion for a while, and then he was sure that what Zhao Lixia said was not sarcastic.

I can't believe it.

No way, this is my mother?

My dear mother, the one who "uses the sword in the mother's hands to slash the traitor's body, and the electric knife to add endless power, and remember to hit the critical point"?

A miracle really happened!

Instead of using full-attack equipment today, my mother used auxiliary equipment to encourage herself to drink. Can you believe this?

Is the top scorer in English really that powerful? It can actually make my mother change her temper!

After a while, Su Zelin came back to his senses and said with a dry smile: "Mom, I know."

"I just made some scallion bun stew, please send some to Uncle Qin and Auntie!" Zhao Lixia thought of something when she said this: "By the way, remember to thank Shiqing casually!"

Why should I thank Qin Shiqing?

Su Zelin is a little confused.

She must have helped her mother clean up the mess last night. After all, the dishes were messy after the meal. Dad and Uncle Qin usually didn't need to do housework, not to mention they drank a lot.

But isn’t it normal for Qin Shiqing to help her mother clean up? Why did she tell me to thank her specially?

Su Zelin didn't know why, but still said "oh".

Zhao Lixia brought out two plates of green onion bun stew from the kitchen.

This is one of the special breakfasts in Zhejiang Province. Use white flour to make a spring roll wrapper, then wrap it with fried dough sticks and scallions, flatten it repeatedly on a pan until it is baked until golden brown, and then spread it with soy sauce or sweet sauce.

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The outer layer of this kind of meal is crispy, the middle is springy, and the deep-fried dough sticks sandwiched inside are fragrant and soft.

Su Zelin was also a little hungry. He moved his index finger and reached out to eat a piece, but Zhao Lixia slapped her hand on her hand: "Don't eat it randomly, these are for Shi Qing and the others. We have plenty at home!"

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"Okay, Mom!"

Su Zelin ran out of the door, came to a place where her mother could not see, picked up a piece and stuffed it into her mouth.

It's impossible not to eat it secretly, but it tastes better when you steal it~~~

……

In the Qin family, Qin Shiqing, who had just had breakfast, was washing dishes in the kitchen.

But she was a little distracted. The sink was full and the faucet was still buzzing.

At this time Liu Sufen walked in and quickly walked over to turn off the faucet.

"Shiqing!"

"Ah, Mom?"

Qin Shiqing came to her senses.

"Shiqing, you didn't even turn off the water. What is this child thinking about? He is so distracted so early in the morning!"

Liu Sufen complained honestly.

"No, I'm thinking of an exercise."

Qin Shiqing just made an excuse.

"The college entrance examination is over. What exercises are you still thinking about? My daughter, you are already a quasi-college student. You should have fun during the summer vacation!"

Liu Sufen also didn’t doubt that he was there.

"Well, Mom!"

Qin Shiqing nodded slightly.

Liu Sufen asked again intentionally or unintentionally: "Shiqing, what do you think of Zelin?"

"Zelin?"

Qin Shiqing was a little overwhelmed when her mother suddenly asked such a question. She was stunned and then said: "He is very good!"

"Zelin is a pretty good kid. He is handsome, smart, well-spoken, filial, and has ideas and opinions. He just graduated from high school and plans to start his own business after going to college!"

"If I have any shortcomings, it's that I don't pay enough attention to studying, but studying is not that important. Your dad and Zelin's dad don't have much education, but our family background is pretty good in the city now, and there are many

None of the scholars who went to college back then could compare with me!"

Liu Sufen seemed to be talking to herself, but in fact she was talking to Qin Shiqing.

"So, after you go to college, don't easily have a boyfriend or girlfriend, unless that person is better than Zelin in all aspects!"

Liu Sufen added.

The balance in her mind was only slightly tilted towards Su Zelin, but not to the point of confirmation.

So Qin’s mother gave her daughter some advice.

If there is no better boy than Su Zelin, then don’t have a boyfriend.

Qin Shiqing frowned: "Mom, Zelin is Zelin, how can you compare him with others like this!"

"What can't be compared? Isn't this normal?"

Liu Sufen disagreed.

"Qin Shiqing!"

At this moment, Su Zelin's voice came from outside, and then the gangster appeared in the Qin family's living room.

The two families usually visit each other, and there is no need to say hello in advance.

"Hey, Zelin is here!"

Liu Sufen smiled.

When Qin Shiqing saw Su Zelin, her face turned red for no reason.

"Auntie, my mother made scallion bun stew and asked me to bring some to you!"

Su Zelin chewed a piece in his mouth and spoke slurredly.

"Haha, you are so thoughtful, Zelin, thank your mother for me!"

Mother Qin chuckled.

"Auntie, you are so polite. By the way, where is Uncle Qin?"

Su Zelin put the plate on the dining table and asked casually.

"Your Uncle Qin is still asleep. He drank a few too many drinks last night. Unlike you young people, you are so energetic when you wake up."

The two chatted for a while, and Su Zelin thought of something: "By the way, Shiqing, I have to thank you for last night!"

Qin Shiqing's face turned even redder, and she unconsciously played with the corners of her clothes and whispered, "Why are you thanking me?"

"Because you helped my mother clean up the mess!"

Su Zelin curled his lips.

Although he doesn't feel the need to be polite to his childhood sweetheart, the Queen Mother's decree cannot be violated.

Qin Shiqing was startled for a moment, and then her mind became more active.

Auntie must know that I helped Zelin into the room.

She won’t see that scene, right?

Thinking of this, her face felt slightly hot.

"What's wrong with your face? Is it hot?"

Su Zelin frowned and asked.

The weather in midsummer is indeed very hot, but it feels better indoors in the early morning.

Qin Shiqing felt a little strange. Her childhood sweetheart was acting as usual when she saw her, as if nothing happened last night.

Has he forgotten everything?

It is said that drunk people will not remember many things when they wake up the next day, commonly known as "fragmentation". His father had such an experience.

Is it really broken?

Are those words just drunken gibberish?

However, his eyes and tone at that time did not look like the unconscious actions of an alcoholic.

Quickly coming back to her senses, Qin Shiqing organized her thoughts and said calmly: "It's a bit hot. I'll just drink some cold water later!"

Su Zelin shook his head.

I don’t know why, but my mother and Qin Shiqing both feel abnormal today.

……

After saying goodbye to the two mothers and daughters, Su Zelin walked out of the Qin family yard and met a mountain bike riding over. When the owner of the bicycle saw Su Zelin, he happily said: "Senior!"

Su Zelin was stunned for a moment: "Huang Panpan?"

The person coming is none other than a girl from elementary school.

Today, she had her hair braided in a princess style, pinning the bangs on both sides neatly and symmetrically on the back of her head, and fastening two bow hairpins.

A pastoral lady-style fake two-piece dress with a doll collar and mid-sleeves. The blue and white color scheme is very refreshing in the hot summer. With a pair of light beige loafers, you can see the shadow of a troubled girl. She is a sweet and lovely girl.

Xiao Gongju’s sense of déjà vu.

"What are you doing here again?"

Su Zelin was helpless.

"The results of the college entrance examination were released yesterday. I heard that my senior got ideal results, especially in English, and got full marks, and was awarded the top prize in a single subject, so Panpan came here to congratulate me today!"

Huang Panpan smiled, with two small pear dimples looming on her white and pink cheeks.

Sure enough, there is an undercover agent!

Su Zelin was angry.

The college entrance examination results just came out yesterday, and Huang Panpan received the news today. It would have been impossible without a traitor!

Huang Panpan knows everything about herself very well, even her habit of wearing three-gun underwear and her size!

Only a few people know their college entrance examination results.

First of all, excluding Lu Haoran, gay friends will never betray themselves.

The same goes for Xiao Yanzi. Besides, she doesn’t know the brand and size of underwear she is used to wearing.

Qin Shiqing knew about it, because she often tidied her room, including the clothes thrown everywhere. Of course, Qin Shiqing could not be a suspect.

Not to mention my own parents and Qin’s father and mother.

It seems that everything has been ruled out.

By the way, these are not the only people who know my results!

He got full marks in the English test and became the top scorer in each subject. When Lu Haoran and Tang Yan called others to exchange their scores, they would probably mention it. However, if they passed it on to others, it would not fall into the ears of the undercover agent.

Not surprising.

Su Zelin suddenly became enlightened.

"Senior, I stopped by a famous shop on the road and bought some chicken nuggets and pancake tubes for you and your uncles and aunts!"

Huang Panpan handed over the two paper bags with both hands.

Last time she gave some flowers, the Su family refused to accept them, so they stuffed them back before leaving. This time Huang Panpan learned her lesson and bought a few breakfasts. The price was not expensive, but she also expressed her feelings, saying in her heart

Now my uncle and aunt should have no reason to refuse.

Although it was early in the morning, the sun had already come out, and the weather was hot. She had been riding a bike all the way here, and there was a hint of sweat on her forehead, and her little face was flushed.

Su Zelin wanted to drive her away, but when she saw this, she suddenly softened her heart.

I remembered that my father asked me to be ordinary friends with her, so I should neither provoke her nor be too harsh, so as not to hurt her sensitive heart.

Speaking of which, I was really ruthless towards Huang Panpan, and I almost treated her like a god of plague.

The first is that Su Zelin, who is naturally fond of freedom, hates being entangled by others. The second is that he does not want Huang Panpan to get into too deep, so he must be cruel to avoid misunderstandings by elementary school girls.

However, I rejected her countless times in my previous life, but Huang Panpan still pursued her for more than ten years.

Do you really want to treat her like this in this life?

Maybe I should try it in a different way, but it will have surprising results.

……