In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.

Carrying the computer back to the dormitory, I found that a new roommate had arrived, but he was a spirited young man wearing shorts, a vest, and a pair of flip-flops. Feng Zhongliang was chatting with him.

"Zelin, you're back."

As soon as Lao Feng saw Su Zelin, he naturally came over to say hello. The two of them were the first to arrive at the dormitory. After spending a night together and having dinner together, they became familiar with each other.

Soon he found the box in Su Zelin's hand, and he was surprised: "Hey, you bought a computer?"

It is not uncommon for freshmen to buy computers when they first enter college, but it is very rare.

Because parents' ideas cannot be changed for a while, they all think that playing with computers is a boring thing, and it is even strictly prohibited in high school.

When they realize that their children really need a computer, as they are indispensable for doing many things in college, and even rely on computers for graduation projects, it is usually a few months later, and some may be in their sophomore year.

Only then let the children start.

"Well, buy early and enjoy early!"

Su Zelin nodded.

Lao Fengxin said that I also know how to buy early and enjoy early, but the key point is that my parents don’t agree!

I really envy Zelin’s family for being so open-minded.

"You are the Su Zelin who is very good at telling fortunes!"

The spirited young man walked up, with curiosity written all over his face: "Can you figure out what my last name is?"

Su Zelin wanted to laugh when she saw this face.

This spirited guy is the guy from his previous life who learned the art of slutty chatting and went crazy on the Internet. He met dozens of netizens in four years of college, including many tanks, and the F key was broken.

After all, he is still his little apprentice, and he admired himself very much in his previous life.

Later, after this person stepped out of society, he was regarded as a person who indulged in flowers. He claimed to be a romantic, and the only person he could win in love was a bastard.

Su Zelin may not have as many women as he does, but they are all the best, and the quality can be compared with one against a hundred. This is because his requirements are too high. Many women voluntarily threw themselves into his arms and declined, but the spirited young man thought that he could only

To win by quantity, you must also take the initiative.

The bastard looked at him pretendingly for a few times, and after some pretense, he said, "Your surname is Zeng!"

The spirited boy took a deep breath.

When Lao Feng praised Su Zelin as a divine fortune teller, he was still half-convinced. Now that he has been "successfully calculated" in person, he has to admit that his roommate is indeed a master of fortune.

After a pause, Su Zelin continued: "It's from Guangdong Province!"

"Niubi!"

The spirited young man was instantly impressed.

Although his inaccurate Mandarin is obvious, it is not only Guangdong Province that has inaccurate Mandarin, but also Guizhou Province.

I didn’t expect to meet an expert as soon as I entered college!

"How about it? I'll just say that Zelin is awesome, right?"

Feng Zhongliang was cheerful.

"Brother, you are destined to be rich and noble. Even if you do nothing, you will be able to live in fine clothes and live well in this life!"

Su Zelin gave him another "divination".

"Really?"

The spirited young man suddenly became excited.

This is a god who has figured out his surname and origin!

"Well, it will only take a few years after graduation for your wealth and destiny to emerge!"

Su Zelin sounded very sure.

Because this guy is a second-generation demolition guy, and his family is in the famous Liede Village!

When Liede was demolished and rebuilt, his family was divided into dozens of apartments. The guy resigned from the company the same day he learned the news. From then on, he lived a game life and was extremely free and unrestrained.

"Then thank you for your words!"

The spirited young man stretched out his hand: "Master Zeng Kaiping, please give me more advice in the future!"

"I don't dare to act like an expert. Just do random calculations, which may not be accurate."

Su Zelin said calmly.

"We are destined to meet each other. I'll treat you to dinner tonight!"

Zeng Kaiping is also a cheerful person.

In fact, everyone in the dormitory is very good. Su Zelin's college life was quite comfortable back then, and he took the exam for the University of Finance and Economics again, to some extent, because of these former brothers.

A smile appeared at the corner of Su Zelin's mouth, remembering the glorious years when he and these guys played together in his previous life.

Well, there are only three people left, and the former 302 six base guests have gathered together again.

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Another day passed, and it was time to register. Su Zelin, Zeng Kaiping and Feng Zhongliang, who arrived at the school first, completed the process early in the morning and officially became freshmen in the School of Finance.

Other roommates also arrived in the afternoon and evening, including Hou Yongjin from Jiujiang County, Hu Xu from the mountain city of Bayu, and Cai Wensheng from southern Fujian.

Lao Feng is the oldest among them all, ranking first in line. He has a diligent personality and works hard without complaining.

The second oldest is Hou Yongjin, who wears a pair of black-framed glasses and holds a copy of "Houhei Xue" in his hands no matter what happens. He looks very wise and mature. He doesn't usually talk much, but he will often say one or two words to show off at the right time.

Smart.

Su Zelin is ranked third, and there is no need to say more about the bastard.

The fourth child, Zeng Kaiping, is a spirited young man who is enthusiastic and upright.

Hu Xu, the fifth old man, has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. He likes to calculate carefully and would like to break a penny into two cents to spend. But Su Zelin knows that he is not a miser. If he treats you as a brother, Hu Xu can help you when you encounter difficulties.

Without saying a word, I used the money I saved from living frugally to help.

The youngest, Cai Wensheng, had just turned seventeen. It is said that he went to school early and did not attend preschool.

A typical little fresh-faced type, with red lips, white teeth, and even a bit of makeup. His appearance is quite high among boys, but he is still a little inferior to Su Zelin. In addition, the temperament of the two is also very different.

Su Zelin is also handsome, but definitely not girly. In addition, Cai Wensheng is shy. When he first arrived at the dormitory, he would blush when he said a few words to other people. Of course, he will get better after getting to know him better.

Su Zelin no longer showed off his "divine fortune teller" skills, and played more tricks. He was really praised as Su Banxian. It would be difficult to deal with things if he became famous, so the gangster refused to give it to other people on the grounds that he could not always reveal secrets, otherwise he would be punished by heaven.

People "tell fortunes".

However, both Feng Zhongliang and Zeng Kaiping described Hun Zi's extraordinary methods as miraculous, making the other three people feel that Hun Zi was quite unpredictable and profound.

All the six lowly guests gathered together, had a dinner together that night, had two drinks, and soon became acquainted with each other.

Classes haven’t officially started yet the next day after registration is completed, but there is a class meeting in the evening.

After dinner, Su Zelin suggested going to the classroom.

Zeng Kaiping asked in confusion: "Alin, why are we going so quickly? There is still more than half an hour left for the class meeting!"

People in eastern Guangdong like to nickname familiar friends as Ah*. For example, Su Zelin is called Ah Lin in Zeng Kaiping's mouth. Hou Yongjin is naturally called Ah Jin, then Ah Xu and Ah Sheng. The only difference is that Feng Zhongliang may be too tall.

Now that he is an old prime minister, Zeng Kaiping also feels that it is more appropriate to call him Lao Feng.

"Haha, go early to get a good seat!"

Su Zelin smiled.

College is no different than high school. Seats are not fixed. People who come early can sit wherever they want.

"It's just a class meeting, it doesn't matter where you sit."

Zeng Kaiping disagreed.

"Ah Ping, you don't understand this!" Su Zelin imitated Zeng Kaiping's naming habits and said mysteriously: "Where do you think female classmates usually sit?"

When it comes to girls, everyone gets excited.

Just entering the ivory tower, these new students are full of yearning for love.

"Front and center!"

Zeng Kaiping's eyes lit up.

He kind of caught Su Zelin's intention.

"That's right. As long as we go to the classroom early and occupy a few good seats, we can get everything we need during the class meeting. If we go late, do you think others will still reserve these seats for you?"

Zeng Kaiping clapped his hands: "Damn it, why didn't I think of that? Zelin, you are still smart. Fortunately, you reminded me, otherwise I would have missed a great opportunity to get to know my female classmate for the first time tonight. I'm going to

You have to dress up and go out immediately!"

The spirited young man immediately changed out of his big shorts and the flip-flops that he had never left his feet except for sleeping in the past few days. He put on a suit trousers, a shirt, a pair of shiny leather shoes, and some mousse, which made him look like a dog.

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The others were not as grand as the spirited boy, but they also put on clean new clothes and set off in a grand way.

When passing by the rental bookstore downstairs, Su Zelin bought a few magazines.

"Yi Lin", "Boys and Girls", "Youth Digest", "Xia Guo College Students", "Readers", "Friends" and "Chinese and Foreign Youth"

In addition to magazines, he also rented several books.

No one was surprised to see him buying so many magazines. Everyone knew that Su Zelin was a wealthy person. He was equipped with a computer and a mobile phone when he first entered school.

But it was strange to see a few books he rented.

Xi Juan's "Love at Intertwined Time", Ji Qiu's "The Failed Witch", Yu Qing's "The Phoenix Seeks the Phoenix", just by looking at the name and cover page, you can tell that it is a pocket romance novel.

"Alin, I didn't expect you to like reading girls' novels like this!"

Zeng Kaiping's expression is very strange.

Su Zelin's speech and behavior don't look like someone who is interested in this kind of book.

"Haha, it's not for me to see!"

Su Zelin smiled.

"Who should I show it to?"

Zeng Kaiping asked curiously.

"Girls usually arrive in the classroom earlier. Before the class meeting starts, they will be very bored. If you have a few romance novels and magazines, will it be very attractive to them?"

The gangster's words made everyone in the dormitory suddenly enlightened.

"Alin, Niu wow, I learned it!"

Although they had only known each other for two days, Zeng Kaiping was already in awe of Su Zelin.

In addition to being a master of calculation, his brain is much more flexible than mine, and his thinking is not at the same level.

"Lao San deliberately buys different types of magazines. These romance novels are also divided into ancient and modern ones to satisfy the tastes of different girls!"

The second oldest Hou Yongjin pushed up his glasses and added a wise analysis.

"That's it!"

Others suddenly realized.

"Come on, come on, one book for each of you. To be fair, you can pick whatever you want. It depends on who is lucky enough to get the book that girls like. Don't be jealous of others!"

Su Zelin divided several slap romance novels and magazines one by one.

"Arin, you are so selfless!"

Zeng Kaiping burst into tears of gratitude.

He picked up the book "Love at Intertwined Times" because there were quite a few girls in his high school class who liked to read Xi Juan's novels, and the spirited young man thought it would have a good audience.

Others also praised Su Zelin one after another.

Su Zelin nodded. In fact, he didn't care. Even if he didn't need these temptations, just with his good looks and this mouth, he would still be able to mingle with girls casually.

Suddenly remembering something, he warned again: "Aping, those of you who got romance novels, please remember that if a girl wants to read it, she must not say that she rented it from a bookstore, just say it is her own!"

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"Why, is this more respectable?"

Zeng Kaiping's house seemed to be selling "One Hundred Thousand Whys", so he couldn't help but ask again.

"It's not a matter of face. If a girl thinks it's yours, she might want to borrow it to look at. If you rent it, they'll be embarrassed to borrow it."

Su Zelin paused and continued: "If you borrow something, you will repay it. Next time she returns it to you, will there be a chance to contact you again, one more chance?"

Zeng Kaiping clapped his hands: "Alin, you are amazing!"

Even Hou Yongjin, who prides himself on being wise, was amazed.

Damn it, we are all human, why can the third child just go to a class meeting and think of how to meet girls, and think about everything, and there are endless routines.

If it weren't for the third child, this class meeting tonight would probably have been in vain and nothing would be achieved.

After preparing ten items for this work meeting, everyone had a better impression of Su Zelin.

Not only is he smart, eloquent, generous, and very loyal, he is also willing to share his good ideas and props for picking up girls.

This roommate can get along well, he won’t eat alone!

Each person held a book in their hands and walked toward the West District teaching building. They suddenly had more expectations for tonight's class meeting.

I don’t know what the quality of the girls in our class is like. I hope there will be more beautiful girls, so that the four years of college will not be so boring.

Su Zelin's sense of expectation is not that strong.

The butterfly effect brought about by his rebirth seems to be very small so far. There are still the same five people in the dormitory. If nothing unexpected happens, the girls in the class are still the same, and most of them were quite familiar with him in the previous life.

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But then again, there are quite a few high-quality girls in Financial Management Class 1, and one of them even became a school beauty later on.

This meeting with them should be more interesting than the previous life.

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***The author has something to say***

The collection exceeds 10,000!

From the beginning, I only had little robots to accompany me. I ran around naked for more than 20 days and wrote 160,000 words before I got the first test push. Now I have more than five figures of cute little companions by my side. Looking back, it really makes me feel emotional.

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I still clearly remember that not long after the book was released, the first serious person to send me a book review was a girl.

This girl is quite active. In addition to comments, she also posts a lot of pictures in the book review section. What makes me even more amused is that more than half of the first ten serious book reviews should be girls!

At that time, I was doubting my life. I thought that the storybook had been sent to the wrong place. Maybe I should choose to go to a female channel.

But I am truly a male video writer worthy of the name. I cover my face and burst into tears!

At that time, many old book fans reported a problem - advertising stickers!

There are many advertisements for this book, far more than serious reviews.

Several book fans asked me, what the hell is this comment section? It’s almost completely occupied by advertisements.

Many people think that I didn’t read the comment section, so those ads are lawless.

This is not the case, I have always paid attention to the comment area.

However, I couldn't bear to delete those posts, even though I knew the ads were offensive.

Because I only have so many poor book reviews, even if they are supported by advertising stickers.

Doesn’t it sound sad?

However, this is a true portrayal of my state of mind at that time!

Fortunately, I survived, and then happiness came suddenly, so fast that I was caught off guard.

One test push, the collection exceeded 10,000!

The results of this book are expected to be quite good.

Congratulations to those who invested early, your income will be the same as Shenghai Merrill Lynch!