In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.

At 7:30 in the evening, class teacher Yao Hui appeared in the multimedia classroom on time.

"After more than half a month of getting along, I think everyone should have a deeper understanding of the people around them, so at today's class meeting, we will elect class cadres. I hope everyone can vote with a selfless attitude.

Vote fairly and fairly for the candidate who is most suitable to lead our financial management team!"

"Before the voting begins, everyone who is interested in running for class cadres can come on stage and give a speech!"

"Of course, even if the speaker is not on stage, everyone can vote for him even if he has equal voting rights!"

"..."

After a brief speech, class teacher Yao Hui gave up the stage to the students.

Soon, someone came on stage to give a speech.

Although they all know that the positions of squad leader and deputy squad leader will definitely be born between Su Zelin and Luo Xi, there are several places for class cadres, and there are still opportunities for other positions.

The level of these people's speeches is almost the same as when introduced by freshmen. After all, they are only in college, and their training is limited. It is impossible to make qualitative improvements in such a short period of time.

Feng Zhongliang also joined. Lao Feng is still a bit obsessed with officials. He is not qualified enough to be the squad leader, but he has a position that is very suitable - life committee member.

As we all know, Lao Feng is a diligent person.

While watching a movie in 302, as the head of the room, he was very enthusiastic towards every guest who came to play, serving tea, pouring water and cleaning melon seed shells. Almost no one would dislike this kind of person.

Coupled with the fact that he is Su Zelin's roommate, and everyone loves the house, Lao Feng is very hopeful to get the position of life committee member.

After a while, Luo Xi also stood up.

"Axi, come on!"

Ding Linna and the little girls in the same dormitory cheered her up.

Luo Xi nodded. She is a proud and confident girl. Due to her strong aura of popularity, from elementary school, junior high school to high school, others have always loved her like stars, even if her grades are not

The best person in the class can only be regarded as the middle or upper class, but he has never been left behind in the position of monitor.

Even if she encounters a strong opponent this time, Luo Xi believes that she will be the best. Her undefeated history in the previous class cadre election also makes her confident.

"Dear teacher, dear classmates, hello everyone!"

"Napoleon once said a famous saying: 'A soldier who doesn't want to be a marshal is not a good soldier.' I wanted to be a good soldier, so I stepped onto the podium and dedicated my meager strength to the class!"

"..."

Luo Xi has a beautiful appearance, a cheerful and sunny image, lively and confident, her voice is as sweet and pleasant as a lark, her cadence is ups and downs, her words are like pearls, and her words are clear and coherent.

These can give her a pretty good impression score.

In addition, the quality of the speech is also considered online. First, I quote famous quotes, and then raise the quality of the speech.

In fact, this is a quite normal opening technique. However, many people who have never served as class cadres before do not even understand this little technique. For example, Lao Feng’s speech is very naive, which also destined him to be a little kid at best.

Official.

In addition, Luo Xi did not bring a speech script. In order to prepare for this speech, she had already read it by heart. Many other candidates brought scripts to the stage, for fear that they would forget the words in the middle of speaking and make a judgment.<

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"..."

"A flower must bloom proudly!"

"A tree must grow into a pillar!"

"A person must keep practicing and become better every day!"

"From elementary school to high school, I have always been the class monitor. I have served the class for twelve years, which I think is not a short period of time."

There was a chuckle below.

Compared with the self-introduction at the last class meeting, Luo Xi added something new to her campaign speech this time - a sense of humor.

She learned this from Su Zelin, and the class girl found that this technique is quite useful, as it can well arouse the audience's emotions and create a good speech atmosphere.

While emphasizing that you were a monitor in the past, you also used humorous expressions to weaken the Versailles part, so that people won't think you are showing off.

Yao Hui nodded slightly.

This girl is good at observing people. She will know how to discover and learn the strengths of the people around her, and absorb the nutrients to become herself.

While others are stepping back, she has already grown.

"However, I will not stop moving forward because of this and continue to work hard to improve my abilities!"

"Dale Carnegie said, don't be afraid to promote yourself. As long as you think you have talent, you should think you are qualified to be promoted to this or that position!"

"I firmly believe that I have enough abilities and enough confidence to work with all the students here to build the Financial Management Class 1 into an outstanding class that is united and loving!"

Speaking of this, she paused at the right moment.

Warm applause rang out from below. Luo Xi’s speech was still very powerful, and everyone was generous in cheering her up.

"..."

"The class is not only a place to study, but also our second home. All the students in this large group are a family. I hope that in the next four years, I can laugh, work hard, and share joys and sorrows with all your families. At the same time,

I am also eager to challenge myself and build a stage for everyone as a squad leader, a common youth stage that belongs to all of us! Of course, every candidate is excellent, and I hope everyone can vote for what you think is the best.

The right candidate, thank you!"

Luo Xi's speech ended, and warm applause broke out.

Among all the people who took the stage before, her speech was undoubtedly the best.

Both his personal image and his speaking skills are at least one step ahead of others.

The quantifier quoted famous quotes to enhance the personality, combined with humor to mobilize the atmosphere, and finally helped other candidates speak for themselves, showing their broadmindedness.

As soon as they returned to their seats, several little girls cheered and praised.

"Axi, you said it well!"

"Look, you must be the squad leader!"

"It goes without saying that our Axi is the best!"

"..."

Although several girls from 501 appear to have been bribed by Su Zelin, in fact they are mostly joking.

Luo Xi smiled slightly, she was very satisfied with her performance.

At this time, Su Zelin also stood up.

He is the second most popular candidate for class leader.

But in fact, no one knows whether the gangster wants to work on duty, because he has never revealed it.

But everyone is looking forward to it.

As long as he is willing, he can respond to a hundred calls.

"Zelin went up to give a speech!"

"Huh, great, I was worried that Zelin didn't want to work on duty!"

"You guys, don't focus on sex over friends later, you have to vote for Brother Lin first!"

"It's necessary. With him as the squad leader, who would bully our financial management class!"

"..."

Before Su Zelin started his speech, everyone was in high spirits.

This is popularity, this is what everyone expects.

But everyone is very curious, wondering what kind of speech the gangster will come up with this time to deal with Luo Xi, a powerful opponent.

When he came to the podium, Su Zelin cleared his throat and said: "People in the light don't speak secretly. I want to be the squad leader!"

Everyone burst into laughter instantly.

The head teacher Yao Hui couldn’t help but smile.

This is a Su Zelin-style speech. It is informal and does not have a long-winded opening statement. It goes straight to the topic, just like the self-introduction at the last class meeting.

However, one sentence stirred up the atmosphere and created a sense of expectation in everyone's hearts.

Napoleon's famous sayings such as "A soldier who doesn't want to be a marshal is not a good soldier" have become popular, and the bastard will never use such a clichéd opening.

Luo Xi's face instantly became serious.

She also doesn’t understand why this boy’s talking show is so effective.

In other words, in future generations, it means special skills.

Although I showed off a bit of humor just now, I always felt that I was not on the same level as others.

"I know, my grades are not good..."

As soon as this was said, everyone laughed again.

In fact, the bastard is telling the truth.

But everyone always thinks this is quite funny coming from a person who got the top score in English in the college entrance examination.

It feels like Lao Ma saying "I am interested in money", or Dong Ge saying "I don't know my wife is beautiful".

Pretend to be invisible.

"I also know that I am not a good student, and sometimes I even get into fights."

If it were someone else who said this, the monitor would basically not have to think about it.

However, after a few seconds of silence, there was thunderous applause.

He could have avoided that fight!

However, he stood up resolutely and stood up for a boy who was bullied by a senior sports student.

At that time, he and this boy had not known each other for a month, and they were not even friends in the same dormitory!

This is not a thorn in the side, but a sign of loyalty and responsibility!

Liu Yanbin clapped so loudly that his hands were almost broken.

If Su Zelin hadn't vented that bad breath on his behalf, he would have been humiliated and even forced to leave his senior sister.

Su Zelin said slowly: "I don't have any merits, I just have a slippery tongue..."

The applause turned into laughter again.

Especially the girls, many of them were laughing so hard.

Because they have all seen the powerful tongue of the director of the Women's Federation.

It is no longer slippery, it can make people want to die at any time.

"..."

Every time Su Zelin said something, the crowd below would almost burst into laughter or applause.

Yao Hui couldn't help but nodded.

As early as the first class meeting, she discovered that this special boy in the class had an extremely powerful ability to control other people's emotions.

He doesn't need to explain things to you in long sentences, just a few words can have the best effect.

This is the art of language!

The best speech is not a pile of gorgeous rhetoric and rhetoric, but the ability to incite others with the least words.

It is actually the same as the famous sayings of the big guys in later generations: "I am not interested in money" and "Set a small goal first".

In real life, there is not always a speech stage where you can sell yourself to others at length.

Many times, you have to find your way through the crowd and seize fleeting opportunities to gain attention.

At this time, the power of language art that has been refined to the extreme is revealed. It can immediately make you the focus of others' eyes.

You talk non-stop for a long time, and you think your speech is very high-level. In fact, in the eyes of others, it may be very boring and boring, and they will not have the patience to listen.

But for a person who has mastered this skillful language art, as long as he casually says a word, everyone's eyes may fall on him.

Although Luo Xi's speech just now was also very decent and beautiful, and was mixed with some humor inspired by Su Zelin's self-introduction at the last class meeting, it was nothing more than that. After all, she could not completely break out of the clichés of high school students.

Because of this, she only received a total of three applauses throughout the whole process, unlike Su Zelin, who had applause or laughter accompanying every sentence!

This is the overall effect, which seems simple but is actually profound.

The speeches of bastards are very interesting and down-to-earth. When put into society, such people are social monsters and harm countless friends. Therefore, no matter which big city he went to play or go on a business trip in his previous life, Su Zelin only had to say something before boarding the plane or high-speed train.

Damn it, a local friend will definitely invite him to dinner, drinks and nightclubs soon, because everyone likes to be friends with such people and have fun together.

Back to this speech, if you think Su Zelin is just entertaining the public, you are totally wrong.

In fact, every word he said casually had a profound meaning.

My grades are not good = I am the top scorer in the English subject of the college entrance examination!

I am not a good student, I can fight = I help others, I am very loyal and responsible!

I don’t have any advantages, just a slippery tongue = I have excellent eloquence and can communicate well with everyone!

……

The same thing, different expression methods, but the effect is completely different.

Behind the seemingly self-deprecating Su Zelin, he was quietly pretending to be a low-key good bee.

Compared with direct self-praise, this way of showing oneself is undoubtedly more likely to bring favor and make the audience feel that this person is cute and humble.

In comparison, Luo Xi's method can only be regarded as quite conventional and conservative. This method may be useful in junior high schools and high schools, but when you go out into society and meet an old man like Su Zelin, you will be slapped on the butt and beaten.<

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Even during college, Luo Xi's advantages were gone.

The minds of college students are much more enlightened than those of high school students, and they have been restricted by rigid rules for more than ten years. In their hearts, they will long for an avant-garde, more dynamic and dynamic leader!

In fact, many monitors in the university, as well as high-level cadres of the student union, are not necessarily excellent in character and academics, but are more likely to be people who can get along. This is obviously different from high school.

Yao Hui found it incredible that Su Zelin, a freshman in college, could possess such superb language skills in his speeches. His words were full of calmness, unconstrained thinking, ease of expression, sophistication and smoothness, and various communication skills.

Have it at your fingertips.

If it were me, I probably wouldn't be able to give such a wonderful speech.

The skill gap between the two popular candidates for class president is too big, it’s like a child competing against an adult!

Not on the same level at all!

The outcome is decided!

Although voting hasn't started yet, Yao Hui can already predict the results.

"Time is precious. I've been verbose for so long, so I won't say any unnecessary nonsense! In short, if I can be the squad leader, I will definitely lead everyone to eat delicious food and drink spicy food!"

In the end, Su Zelin still ended with a slightly informal summary, which brought the speech to a perfect end.

There was thunderous applause in an instant and continued for a long time. Su Zelin walked back to his seat, and many people were still clapping desperately.

Luo Xi suddenly panicked.

Before the speech began, she was quite confident, well prepared, and felt good about herself on the spot.

However, compared with Su Zelin, his seemingly beautiful speech seemed lackluster.

You said a lot of things, but others may not remember anything.

However, every word Su Zelin said was enough to leave a deep impression on the audience.

As far as the effectiveness of the speech is concerned, I failed completely.

It's okay, whether you can be the monitor is not just about who can speak well, ability is more important!

Luo Xi comforted herself secretly.

"Third brother, you are so awesome!"

The spirited young man is now a big fan of Su Zelin. He gave the gangster a thumbs up when he came back, and he also did not forget to canvass votes for his idol.

"You guys remember to vote for the third brother later, and don't patronize your friends. There is absolutely no one in our class who is more suitable to be the monitor than him!"

After waiting for a while, no one came up to give a speech.

Pei Wenzhe, who was originally interested in becoming monitor, didn't even get the job.

He is self-aware and is notorious in the class. When he goes on stage to give a speech, he will be booed and humiliated.

Class teacher Yao Hui came to the podium again.

"The speeches given by the students just now were all wonderful, showing their determination to challenge themselves and contribute to the class. Now we enter the public voting session!"

"Everyone who comes on stage will receive a small piece of colored paper later. You can write the names of up to six candidates on it!"

"The order of the candidates' names is from top to bottom, and the scoring is different. The first pick will get five points, the second pick will get three points, and the third to sixth pick will all get two points!"<

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"The two people with the highest and second highest total scores will be selected as our monitor and deputy monitor, and the rest will be allocated the remaining positions based on their personal wishes and abilities!"

"Now you have five minutes to think about it and make a final decision!"

"..."

Soon, five minutes are up and voting begins.

Starting from the girl sitting on the far left in the first row, she walked to the stage, received a piece of colored paper from the class teacher, wrote down a few names on the spot, then crumpled it into a ball and stuffed it into a transparent glass box on the stage.

.

Yao Hui was an exchange student and was deeply influenced by the ideas of foreign universities. She is very particular about fairness, justice and openness.

This voting method shows that no one can operate in secret, including herself.

At the same time, voters will not let others influence their decisions.

For example, if a candidate is your roommate and you sit next to him, you may feel that this person is not a suitable candidate for class leadership, but you have to vote for it out of sympathy.

Go to the podium alone to complete the voting, no one is around to interfere, and you can vote for whomever you want, which is relatively fair.

Everyone voted one by one, and after half an hour passed, the last person voted.

"Very good, now let's calculate everyone's votes and scores!"

The class teacher first turned on the multimedia scanning projector, and then found someone to help him come on stage to count the votes.

The first piece of small colored paper was opened, placed under the instrument, and projected onto the classroom big screen so that everyone could see the five names written on it.

"Luo Xi, Su Zelin, Hou Chunhua, Guo Ting, Feng Zhongliang, Chen Jie!"

As expected, there were no surprises. The first and second picks were Luo Xi and Su Zelin, and Feng Zhongliang also got one vote. Although he was the fifth pick, Lao Feng was still very happy.

Luo Xi cheered up, it was a good start.

The first-place vote is worth a full five points, two points more than the second-place vote, which is very important.

The recorder writes down each person's name and puts a line across the different ranking tickets for them, counting straight characters.

Open the second small colored paper again.

"Su Zelin, Luo Xi, Feng Zhongliang, Zhao Rui, Fang Yaling, Chen Jie!"

"..."

As pieces of small colored paper were opened, Luo Xi began to feel nervous.

When she ran for squad leader in the past, she was always ahead of others, but this time she met a strong opponent, the extremely popular Su Zelin, and she was not even sure.

In comparison, the gangster was very relaxed. He was spinning a hero pen leisurely and didn't seem to take it seriously.

He has absolute confidence.

After all, I was once the president of a large multinational company. If I can’t beat an eighteen-year-old girl, then there’s no need to hang around!

Soon after more than half of the votes were recorded, Su Zelin's advantage was already obvious. He got the vast majority of the most important first-place votes. Even if he didn't get the first place, he was still the second place. This advantage is very difficult.

Shake.

Almost all the boys voted for Su Zelin as the first pick, because he has been so popular in the past month. He is familiar with almost everyone in the dormitory, knows how to brag, is generous, and has a computer.

It’s almost becoming a public place, so give cigarettes to everyone you see.

The most important thing is that he fought for Liu Yanbin of 305. He faced several outstanding athletes from the school basketball team. That fight established absolute prestige for the gangster, and he had already been vaguely the leader.

His style and status.

If there hadn't been that fight, many boys might still have given him the first place vote, but maybe it wouldn't have been so uniform.

Luo Xi's face didn't look good because she also realized that she was defeated.

Another small piece of colored paper was opened, and finally the first pick was not Su Zelin. What was even more surprising was that Su Zelin's name was not on it, and he did not appear in any pick.

This is the first time this has happened since the votes were recorded.

The font style displayed on the projector seems to have been deliberately changed, but it can still be seen that it is relatively rough and should have been written by a boy.

Everyone's eyes fell on Pei Wenzhe.

Among boys, if you can think of one person who would not vote for Su Zelin, it must be Pei Wenzhe.

He originally disliked Su Zelin, and used underhanded tactics to report him for malicious gang fights. As a result, his reputation was tarnished. No one in the class looked down upon him. Even Liu Yanbin and others in the dormitory were unwilling to sit with him in class.

Pei Wenzhe's face turned red and white, and he lowered his head. This ballot indeed came from his hand. Unexpectedly, even if he changed the font, it still didn't work. Others guessed it at once.

"Duleilou, if you die, you will be happy and wet, but if you give birth to someone, you will be shitty. I will punch your lungs out, Yan family shovel!"

Upon seeing this, Zeng Kaiping started trolling in Cantonese style again.

Others are also angry.

"Pei Wenzhe is really a chicken with small intestines and chicken belly. He went to inform others and ruined his reputation. Su Zelin didn't care about him, and now he still hates others!"

"Thankfully, I considered choosing him as monitor before. I was really blind!"

"Don't do it. If you let such a vicious and narrow-minded villain lead our financial management class, I'm afraid the entire class will be thrown into a panic by him!"

"..."

The financial management team in the previous life was turned into a mess by Pei Wenzhe.

This person is selfish by nature and an egoist. He doesn't care about other people at all and regards his position as deputy squad leader as a tool to benefit himself.

Luo Xi was exhausted both physically and mentally, but she couldn't save the mess. Can you believe it? It's been more than ten years since she graduated and she hasn't even had a decent party?

However, Su Zelin is confident that he can keep the class in order, harmonious and united.

In addition, he also hoped that his college life would be richer and more fulfilling, so he participated in the election without hesitation.

I continued to record the votes, but after a while, there was another piece of colored paper without Su Zelin's name, and the font style was also deliberately modified, but this time it was a girl.

No one was surprised. Although Su Zelin was like the director of the Women's Federation in the class, some girls might still prefer Luo Xi selfishly, just like Liu Yanbin among the boys deliberately did not choose Luo Xi.

It's not that Luo Xi is bad, but Liu Yanbin feels that he can only express his gratitude to Su Zelin in this way.

Luo Xi is a little cautious, because this ballot was cast by her.

Facing a strong opponent, she did not dare to be careless. She voted for herself first out of selfish motives and did not put Su Zelin's name on it.

Luo Xi thinks this is natural, after all, Su Zelin opposite is likely to do the same.

It is a pity that the result will not change because of her and Pei Wenzhe's votes, which are very unfavorable to Su Zelin.

The vote rate for the first pick of the bastards was too high. Almost all boys were given the first choice, and many girls even made the same choice.

After all, the title of director of the Women's Federation is not for nothing, and Luo Xi's popularity with the public is not invincible. Opposites repel the opposite sex, and there are some girls who don't particularly like her.

There are only a few votes left, and there is no longer any suspense about who will be the squad leader and deputy squad leader. We are just waiting to go through the final process.

Another ballot was opened, and when everyone saw the six names projected on the screen, they all said "huh" at the same time.

This is the third ballot without Su Zelin's name so far.

What surprised everyone was the font of the ballot.

The writing is powerful, penetrating into the wood, yet full of power, yet flowing, elegant and free.

The combination of the two styles is pleasing to the eye. Even if you don't understand handwriting, you can still see that the handwriting is of extremely high standard.

This is Su Zelin’s ticket!

Everyone unanimously came to the same conclusion.

At the first class meeting, when he introduced himself, the gangster came on stage and wrote his name on the blackboard with chalk. The style was exactly the same as the vote. It was so obvious.

Not only did Su Zelin not write his name, but the person who topped the list on this small piece of colored paper was also unexpected.

Luo Xi!

The strongest competitor won his first vote!

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***The author has something to say***

Yesterday I updated two chapters with more than 3,000 words, but they were criticized again for being short and weak, so I might as well continue with the big chapter, with more than 7,000 words!

By the way, it may be on the shelves tomorrow, but it’s just a possibility. It depends on the editor’s specific arrangements. It may be delayed by a week. The editor hasn’t gone to work yet in the morning, so I don’t know the situation.

If it goes on the shelves tomorrow, the update tomorrow morning may be late, probably after nine o'clock. This depends on the launch time. I can't update it before it goes on the shelves because the first VIP chapter has to be sent to the editor in advance. I

If you continue to update here, things will get messy.