In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.
Chapter 9 An elementary school girl’s personal diary
All the boys are naturally envious of Su Zelin's beauty.
However, one person involved is bigger than the other two.
After rebirth, he was sure to make up for Qin Shiqing's regrets.
However, Huang Panpan is a bigger problem, and he can't think of any good way to solve it.
"Okay, Su Zelin, your little fan is here again!"
Tang Yan curled her lips: "It seems that she really plans to rely on you all the time!"
Su Ze Linxin said you were right, my brother was haunted by her all his life in his last life, and his ghost still lingers.
"I really don't understand, is there anything wrong with being handsome? Why does God do this to me?"
Su Zelin looked up to the sky and sighed, deeply sad.
Tang Yan rolled her eyes: "Stop being so narcissistic, let's get rid of her first!"
Su Zelin's heart was spinning.
Huang Panpan appears in the classroom, and she can't turn a blind eye.
Because she will always wait outside, wait until evening self-study class, or even wait until get out of class is over.
She has done this before.
Missing class is such a big deal, this girl doesn’t care at all.
The first time she did this, she alerted the head teacher who was holding a class meeting in the evening. When she went out to ask, she heard that she was looking for her.
Later, after the class teacher finished the class, he called Su Zelin to the office to learn about the situation and whether it had harmed the little girl. Su Zelin did not know how to explain it.
Therefore, escaping is not an option.
Su Zelin could only bite the bullet and walk out of the classroom in front of everyone.
Before he had time to speak, Huang Panpan had already launched a nymphomaniac: "Wow, the senior's new image is so handsome, like a quiet handsome man!"
In fact, Su Zelin changed his image not only because he couldn't bear it, but also because of Huang Panpan.
This girl is a troubled girl, and she is obsessed with rebellious boys. If she becomes "good", she may be very disappointed and won't bother her anymore.
The wish is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
It seems that she likes me mainly because I am so handsome, no matter how I change my image, it will be useless.
Having said that, she does have a vision.
"What's the matter?"
Su Zelin asked impatiently.
Huang Panpan handed over the bag he was holding: "Senior, this is the durian meat I bought. The shell has been removed. Please accept this!"
On Sunday evenings, she would bring things over from time to time, sometimes it was love letters, sometimes it was paper cranes, and sometimes it was music boxes or little dolls.
The most outrageous thing is that Huang Panpan gave underwear as a gift!
And this girl actually knows that she is used to wearing three guns, and she even buys them in the same size!
Su Zelin always suspected that there was a traitor in the class and betrayed his information!
He soon found the reason for his refusal, and he said displeasedly: "Why are you giving me durian? People who don't know would think I am incontinent and defecate in my crotch!"
Huang Panpan was stunned for a moment.
"I'm sorry, senior!"
She quickly took out a palm-sized notebook and a pen from her pocket, placed it on the balcony railing, opened it, and started writing.
"It's sunny on June 2nd. Today I sent durian meat to my senior, but he was rejected because of the smell. As my future girlfriend, it's my fault for not thinking carefully!"
Oh my god, you even wrote a summary!
If you have any future girlfriends, can you please stop being so sentimental...
Su Zelin glanced at it curiously, feeling speechless.
"Senior, I will give you apples next time!"
Huang Panpan, who had finished writing the courtship summary notes, raised his head.
"Don't give it to me next time, I'm allergic to apples!"
Su Zelin changed his face.
Upon hearing this, Huang Panpan wrote a new paragraph in his notebook.
"It turns out that my senior is allergic to apples. It is rare to hear of people who are allergic to apples. My senior is really special. He is indeed the boy I like!"
Su Zelin almost vomited blood.
Did you not understand what I meant or were you pretending to be confused?
The point is, don’t give anything away in the future!
"As long as it's fruit, I don't like to eat it!"
Afraid that she would switch to pears, grapes, bananas, etc., Su Zelin simply blocked the words first.
"Uh, senior, don't you eat fruit?"
Huang Panpan was startled, and then thought of something: "I understand!"
Phew, do you finally understand my painstaking efforts?
Su Zelin breathed a sigh of relief.
"It turns out that I didn't like my senior. No wonder I kept getting rejected. How about I give you a few cigarettes next time? I heard that my senior likes to smoke. My old man has a lot of them in his room. They seem to be called Zhonghua."
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Huang Panpan looked like he was enlightened.
Hua Zi?
Su Zelin's eyes lit up.
This is possible!
Before his rebirth, Hua Zi didn't treat him like a high-end smoker, but now it's quite luxurious.
"How embarrassing..., ah, no, no, smoking is harmful to health. I'm going to quit. Besides, as a student, how can I bring cigarettes to school? This is against school rules!"
Su Zelin sternly refused.
Huang Panpan started writing notes again: "I planned to send a few cartons of cigarettes to my senior, but he was still rejected, but I think he was a little shaken. Maybe the senior was hinting that I shouldn't give them to him at school, or I might take them directly to his home next time.
Okay, let’s meet my future parents-in-law by the way..."
Su Zelin: "..."
Brother Meng, I’m torn apart!
Come on, let’s take a look. Let’s all judge. Can you get such a self-righteous girl?
Su Zelin discovered that this girl likes to live in her own world, regardless of what others think.
To sum it up in one sentence: I don’t want what you think, I just want what I think!
I finally dismissed Huang Panpan and returned to my seat.
Tang Yan joked: "I heard that this elementary school girl is a rich girl. Su Zelin, don't you have food money? Why don't you borrow some from her? Maybe you don't have to pay it back."
Su Zelin slammed the table and said angrily: "Xiao Yanzi, who do you think I am? Am I the kind of person who would ask girls to borrow money and not pay it back!"
"Twenty dollars!"
Qin Shiqing stretched out her hand expressionlessly.
"Except for a girl as familiar as Shi Qing!"
Su Zelin added without any trace.
As expected of me, I can do it with ease~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
……
The next morning, the results of two Chinese and two mathematics classes and the third mock test were also announced.
As expected, Qin Shiqing remains firmly in first place, no surprise.
Su Zelin's grades in both subjects were higher than usual. After all, he was reborn. After more than ten years, even if the basics are still there, he still has forgotten a lot.
After class at noon, Tang Yan sneered: "Su Zelin, you failed in Chinese and mathematics this time, and you even threatened that you can score higher than Shiqing in English. How dare you do that!"
"That's different. My English was improved through foreign language blockbusters!"
Su Zelin's expression remained unchanged.
"There is an English class in the afternoon, let's see!"
Tang Yan snorted, thinking to herself that this guy is still pretending.
Let’s see how long you can keep pretending!
After sitting in the classroom for a while, Su Zelin took Lu Haoran to get lunch, which was much earlier than last week.
He relied on good friends for his meals this week, and his breakfast was divided into two. Su Zelin had a big appetite, and he would be very hungry now.
Seeing the two of them walking out of the classroom, Qin Shiqing's face changed for a moment, she sighed secretly in her heart, and stood up with her lunch box.
"Uh, Shiqing, are you going to eat?"
Tang Yan was a little surprised that this was still early before the usual time for her tablemates to prepare meals.
"Well, I'm a little hungry!"
Qin Shiqing nodded.
"Okay, let's go together!"
Tang Yan also dropped the exercises in her hands.
In the cafeteria, Lu Haoran was holding an empty lunch box in his hand.
Su Zelin went to get food and used his meal card.
Only good friends can use this stupid trick. If they were to share the meal by themselves, both of them would starve to death within a week.
At this time, there were still a lot of people in the cafeteria, so we had to queue up. After a while, Su Zelin came back.
Lu Haoran looked at the full meal in his lunch box in a daze: "Zelin, did you prepare four ounces of rice, three meat and two vegetables?"
In order to be a good friend, he put all the food expenses for this week into the meal card. He didn't leave any pocket money for snacks and drinks, but he could only afford three liang of rice for each meal, and occasionally a three liang of meat.
Vegetarian food cannot be like this every meal.
"No, two taels of rice, two meat and two vegetables!"
"No way, this is meat and vegetables?"
Lu Haoran is stupid.
If you say that this lunch box contains four taels and the dishes are meat and vegetables, I am afraid some people will believe it!
Comparing people with each other is so annoying!
Su Zelin shook his hair back and said proudly: "Haha, Mouse, you don't care who comes forward. Did I buy this outfit for free? This is called investment!"
Su Zelin's image was improved, and she also used some beauty tricks to make the cafeteria lady Feng Yan so happy that she accidentally added two taels more to the rice and an extra tablespoon of meat.
"Mouse, come on, come on, let's divide it!"
Su Zelin was almost starving, so he asked Lu Haoran to share the spoils right there.
"Zelin, let's go over there to share. It's not very good here!"
Lu Haoran was still quite shy. He felt that he could not afford to embarrass this person when they shared a meal in broad daylight, so he dragged Su Zelin to a corner of the cafeteria where there were few people.
Su Zelin spread half of the food into Lu Haoran's lunch box. It was quite a lot. Each portion was probably close to two ounces of rice, two meat and one vegetable.
"Eat, Mouse, we are in the same boat this week. When I get rich next week, please come back and eat only meat every meal to keep yourself full!"
Lu Haoran was ashamed: "Zelin, don't have high hopes, winning the lottery is not that easy."
"I will definitely win. My grandfather gave it to me in a dream, and this dream is very realistic!"
Su Zelin put rice into his mouth and responded vaguely.
Seeing his starving appearance, Lu Haoran picked up his lunch box: "Zelin, you should eat more, I eat less anyway!"
He has seen how much Su Zelin eats at every meal. The portions are at least three taels, and they are full of meat. Lu Haoran is afraid that his tablemate will not be able to hold on after eating so little.
"No, no, that's enough, I'll lose weight!"
Su Zelin waved his hand.
"You're not fat, why lose weight!"
Lu Haoran insisted on giving Su Zelin a little more, but was rejected.
It's too much to take advantage of a good gay friend, but Su Zelin can't be so shameless that there is no lower limit.
While the two were fighting, someone suddenly sat down next to Su Zelin. It was Qin Shiqing, accompanied by Tang Yan.
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