In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.

Chapter 93: Is this the third brother’s real technique for flirting with girls online? Zeng Kaiping

Finance Institute, East District Boys Dormitory Building 5, Room 302.

There were no classes on Tuesday afternoon, and Zeng Kaiping was surfing the Internet in front of Su Zelin's computer.

The gangster usually only surfs for about an hour a day, more in the evening, and everyone uses the computer casually at other times, so people in the dormitory are not polite to him.

The energetic guy mainly talks about Q.

I don’t know why, but this thing has an unparalleled appeal to Zeng Kaiping, and the future Liede rich man is not just addicted to it.

Originally, Su Zelin thought that Zeng Kaiping in his previous life turned to the Internet because he couldn't pick up girls in real life, but now it seems that he was wrong.

Because this guy is following you all day long, you have too many opportunities to get to know girls.

In addition to the girls in the class, there are also accounting girls who take public classes together. Su Zelin has taken 302 people and many girls to dinner. After all, he is not a solitary eater.

However, after meeting so many girls and having started school for so long, Zeng Kaiping has not been able to seduce any of them, or even not seduce them at all, which is a big problem.

Su Zelin analyzed it and found two reasons.

First of all, the energetic guy can't let go in reality. He usually talks a lot in the dormitory and is quite boring. However, when he sees a girl, he shrinks and doesn't know how to speak.

The second point, and perhaps the more important point.

Flirting with girls on QQ gives you a special pleasure.

Since the female netizen’s age, appearance or identity are all unclear, it’s very mysterious. Zeng Kaiping’s mentality is the same as that of fishing enthusiasts.

The unknown under the water is not known until the fish is thrown out of the water whether it is a carp or a tilapia, a raised mouth or a white stripe, a big stripe or a small tail. This kind of pleasure, like fighting monsters and exploding equipment, stimulates fishermen and makes them enjoy it endlessly.
Do you really think fishermen just like to eat fish?

No! They just enjoy the process.

Especially catching a big fish is like playing a game and maxing out the magical equipment. It’s so exciting that you have to hang it on the back of a motorcycle and slowly drive around the city several times.

Looks of envy or surprise, the sense of accomplishment is overwhelming.

Su Zelin finally understood one thing. Why did Zeng Kaiping have no choice but to flirt with girls when there were so many opportunities for him to do so? Instead, he chose to look for online dating on QQ instead of the nearest. The future Liede tycoon will enjoy this kind of angler's fun and become addicted to it.

I can’t extricate myself from it!

In this way, we can understand why Zeng Kaiping had dozens of female netizens during four years of college in his previous life, even Tank.

As long as others come, he will never escape and press the F key resolutely again and again.

To put it bluntly, this situation is like that of an angler.

It doesn’t matter whether the fish you catch is big or small, as long as you have it, you must take at least one home.

The Air Force cannot be an Air Force, and it is impossible for the Air Force to be an Air Force in this life!

Originally, Su Zelin didn't want to lead a young man with a bad spirit in this life, so he didn't teach him the art of flirting. However, Zeng Kaiping still went further and further on this road of no return.

Maybe, this is life.

Seeing Zeng Kaiping chatting hard with a bunch of girls, but only a few of them responded to him. Even if there were one or two, it was all "Oh", "Okay", "Haha", the bastard couldn't bear it.
Speaking of which, Aping is also pitiful. It takes more than half an hour to go to the bathroom every time, and he is reluctant to throw away the banana peels he eats...

If this continues, he will probably still be single until graduation.

It seems that only QQ can unlock Aping's seal and let him get the nourishment of love.

Su Zelin couldn't stand the pitiful dog-licking attitude of the energetic young man. The bastard sat down at the computer desk and said, "Aping, let me try it!"

"Third brother, you?"

Zeng Kaiping expressed doubts.

He had seen Su Zelin chatting on QQ before, and she spoke like a cute girl, scaring the girl so much that she immediately logged off.

This makes the spirited guy think that the gangster may be very good at picking up girls in real life, but his standard on the Internet is very poor and he is not as good as himself.

It was not easy for him to get along with these female netizens and get to know each other well. Although he could not go any further, at least they would pay attention to him when they were in a better mood. Zeng Kaiping was afraid that Su Zelin would scare them away, so he was still a little hesitant.
Seeing his concerns, Su Zelin smiled slightly: "It's okay, I'll use my QQ to show you."

"That's okay."

When Su Zelin said this, the spirited young man no longer worried about losing his female netizen, so he nodded, gave up his seat, and sat next to him curiously.

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Zeng Kaiping also wanted to see how Su Zelin, who was "anxious about technology" when it came to online flirting, could win girls.

The bastard once again logged into the long-lost five-digit QQ, which has just been online.

"Didi didi..."

"Didi didi..."

"Didi didi..."

……

Countless new messages are popping up, and all of them are MM.

"Xiao Shuai Shuai, I haven't seen you online for a long time. What's going on?"

"Hello, I finally see you. Have you been busy lately?"

"My dear, you finally showed up, I have been waiting for you!"

"Baby, you haven't been online during this time. Have you encountered any difficulties in reality? Why don't you talk to your sister? Maybe she can help you. She has nothing else but more money!"

"..."

Zeng Kaiping looked at the pile of new messages, and soon there were dozens of them, his eyes widened.

Damn it, what the hell is this?

Isn't the third brother's online flirting skills pretty bad? But as soon as he went online, all these girls started sending him messages like crazy, and some rich women even wanted to support him?

Su Zelin replied one by one.

"Oh, don't talk about it. I accidentally contracted syphilis and was hospitalized for a long time."

"I was hit by a car a few days ago, and I only have one leg left."

"I was struck by lightning three months ago and managed to save my life. However, I suffered fourth-degree burns all over my body and there was not a single piece of good skin."

"..."

Not long after, those girls stopped replying.

Zeng Kaiping was stunned for a while.

What kind of cool operation is this? Isn’t it to persuade girls to quit?

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"Third brother, why do you want to answer them like this?"

The spirited guy asked in confusion.

Su Zelin lit a Liqun and puffed out a smoke ring leisurely: "There are too many girls, it's troublesome to deal with them. Besides, if the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come."

Zeng Kaiping: "..."

As expected of my third brother, he is domineering and arrogant.

After getting rid of the bunch of old female netizens, Su Zelin opened the interface for randomly adding new friends and found a bunch of MM numbers that did not require verification and added them one by one.

……

A quarter of an hour later, when I saw Su Zelin's fingers were like the wind, and he was chatting enthusiastically with several girls at the same time. One of them even told the gangster He Pan that he and his boyfriend X's life was not harmonious, and the spirited young man fell to his knees.
Sorry, I was blind and mistakenly thought that my third brother was not as good at flirting with girls online as I was.

How dare I, meow!

While feeling ashamed, Zeng Kaiping was also inexplicably excited. At this moment, he felt like Columbus who discovered the New World.

Damn it, you can still play like this on QQ, it’s a great achievement today!

"Aping, have you learned?"

Su Zelin's tone was like a master who passed down his skills to his disciples.

"Learned!"

There is light in the eyes of this energetic young man.

"Well, then you try it!"

Su Zelin went offline and gave up her seat to him again.

Zeng Kaiping sat down with his back straight.

The third brother said that my online name is too dull and sounds like an uninteresting person. Girls won’t like it. I have to change it first.

The spirited boy thought for a while, his eyes lit up, he opened the name change interface and quickly changed to a new online name - he's been so handsome since he was a kid!

It's obviously a copycat, but Zeng Kaiping felt that he was paying tribute to the love saint Su Zelin, and he felt at ease.

This online name is exactly the same as the third brother’s. It’s very cute. When I heard it, the girl thought that I must be a young man and that I am a very interesting person.

Zeng Kaiping was very proud and praised his wit.

Then the spirited guy followed suit, first adding a bunch of MM.

"Wow, great, catching a little cutie alive!"

Many girls ignored him, but the spirited guy was not discouraged.

The third brother claims that this method of entering the market is called "accurately defining the target group".

Those who don’t like me are not sexy enough!

There is no need to waste your precious time on them.

After a while, there was finally a response.

A certain MM: "Hahaha, you are so funny!"

Ever since I was little, I’ve always been surprised by my handsomeness: “Not only am I very funny, I’m also very handsome!”

MM: "Tsk, stop being so beautiful!"

I blame myself for being handsome since I was a child: "I can't help it, my good genetics don't allow me to feel inferior. I really envy those people who don't know how to be narcissistic. Unlike me, the word 'handsome' lasts throughout my life!"

MM: "Pfft, I don't know if you are handsome or not, but you must be very thick-skinned!"

Since I was a kid, I always blamed me for being handsome: "If you don't have thick skin, how can I protect you from the wind and rain?"

"..."

The door to the new world opens in front of the future Liede tycoons.

Su Zelin was very pleased.

It seems that Aping's seal has been opened this time, and it took half an hour to go to the bathroom in four years of college.

Aping, take off, Oli is here!

……

After handing Zeng Kaiping the key to exploring the new world, Su Zelin left the dormitory.

Kang Yulian asked her nephew to come to Cai Yuan to meet with her today to see if he was satisfied.

In fact, even if there was no interview, Su Zelin knew that the person was very suitable, but he still had to meet him in person, chat for a few words, and treat him as if he had known him for the first time.

I bought a box of Mentos at the convenience store downstairs. Xuanmai has not yet been born. Common chewing gums on the market include Green Arrow, White Arrow, Yellow Arrow, Yida, Orion and Mentos.

Among them, Green Arrow sells the most, especially the slogan "Fresh breath brings us closer" is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. It is as famous as the phrase "I am your Yida" in later generations. This can be regarded as one of the ultimate language arts.

Once it is released, it can instantly capture the psychology of consumers and make people remember it, so the effect of a good advertising slogan is really important.

The sales volume of Mentos is not that of Green Arrow, but Su Zelin likes freshness. It is well known that this kind of mint chewing gum can produce a lot of gas instantly when thrown into Coke or soda. If you put twenty or thirty pieces into Coke at once, it can spray out instantly.

The water column exceeds half a meter, and some people said that eating it with Coke will burst the stomach, but the rumor was later refuted.

I have to go to Dai Chuangxing’s place for dinner later. Vice President Dai doesn’t smoke. It’s not polite to have the smell of cigarette smoke in your mouth, so you have to chew some gum to eliminate the smell.

After ringing the doorbell, the security door opened quickly.

It was Kang Yulian who opened the door. This was the fourth meeting between the two parties. At this time, the two parties were involved in a relationship of interest. The vice-dean's wife seemed to regard Su Zelin as the little God of Wealth. It was so friendly that an uninformed person would think that Su Zelin was.

Here are her close relatives.

This time the bastard did not bring any gifts. This kind of behavior is fine once in a while, but cannot be done frequently.

If you give gifts every time you visit your home, over time, if you come to your door empty-handed once, others may not feel so comfortable. This is due to human habitual psychology.

Besides, even if she doesn’t bring a gift, the vice-dean’s wife will still treat her as an honored guest because of the “cooperation” between the two parties.

"Xiao Su, come in and sit down!"

Kang Yulian enthusiastically welcomed Su Zelin in: "Come on, let's have a drink of tea and some fruit first."

"Haha, Auntie, I'm thirsty, thank you!"

After casually greeting the Vice-President's wife, walking into the living room, and greeting Vice-President Dai, Su Zelin's eyes fell on a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes in the living room.

This person is about in his twenties, tall, over 1.75 meters tall, very young, but his young and mature face is filled with smoothness and sophistication, which is quite similar to himself.

When he saw Su Zelin appear, he stood up from the sofa. This small detail also reflected something.

Some naive people may not be very sensible.

After all, this visitor is likely to be your future boss, or even a noble person.

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You must show respect to others. This is basic etiquette, and it is also easy to gain the other person's favor in the first place.

"Baohong, this is the boss Su I told you about!"

After Kang Yulian learned from her lover that this Xiao Su was probably the real owner of the investment, or at least had a lot of say, and was basically the person in charge of the store in the future, she simply said it bluntly during the introduction.

He is Boss Su.

Kang Baohong was slightly surprised.

He originally thought that the person who had invested so much in the Finance Academy campus would be at least a young man about the same age as himself. Unexpectedly, he was only a boy of seventeen or eighteen years old, and he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

After all, the importance of a good boss to the development of the store is self-evident.

His decision-making power and courage determine the fate, development and ceiling of a store.

From a small network administrator with a salary of several hundred yuan to a digital store manager with a monthly salary of more than 2,000 yuan, the salary is good enough, but he also hopes that the store can become bigger and stronger in order to truly realize his own value.

Disappointment was a disappointment, but Kang Baohong remained calm and didn't show it at all on his face. He even walked up with a smile and extended his hand: "Hello, Boss Su, I am Kang Baohong. Nice to meet you!"

"Hello!"

Su Zelin reached out and shook his hand.

"Xiao Su, Bao Hong, I have watched him grow up since he was a child. Although this child does not study much, he has a flexible mind, can talk, and works hard. Let's see if he succeeds!"

Before Su Zelin started the "interview", the vice-dean's wife did not forget to warm up the atmosphere by saying a few nice words to her nephew before leaving.

Dai Chuangxing was also present. He also wanted to see how Su Zelin planned to interview Kang Baohong.

"Baohong, I heard from my aunt that you worked in an Internet cafe before and you know a lot about computers and the Internet. What do you think of the prospects of the computer industry and the Internet industry?"

Su Zelin didn't talk nonsense, he got straight to the point and brought up the topic of a test.

In later generations, Kang Baohong was able to become the municipal sales manager of a certain company, and his ability was naturally beyond doubt.

But Su Zelin wanted to test his current level and vision.

At the same time, he also knew that Kang Baohong must be suspicious of him.

This is normal. If anyone were to see an investor or decision-maker who is a fresh college student, they would probably have the same reaction.

There is no doubt that Kang Baohong is a motivated person. He naturally hopes to find a good boss. Not only must he have strong financial resources, but he must also be bold, ambitious, and have a good vision. Only then can the store have a future.

So at this moment, he was somewhat disappointed, but he just didn't show it.

However, Su Zelin is sure.

It doesn’t take half an hour for him to be convinced by his boss!

……

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