"Damn it, some electronic pets actually made their way to the United States and began to survive in the wild in the mountains!"

"Oh my god, some people actually abandon their wives and children and go to Northern Europe. They are really worse than beasts!"

"He actually died in the United States in the year of the epidemic, and the urn was lost in the end. This is so damn funny."

"Hey, someone in China reposted the donuts, and they actually got tens of thousands of fans, and even received advertisements... But the donuts in Mi Dao are so happy that they can't live anymore. Tsk, tsk, tsk..."

"Don't tell me, this electronic pet is really interesting!" Tang Yan said to Zhang Changgong.

The so-called electronic pets refer specifically to those people in your circle of friends (social circle) who are so weird that you are reluctant to delete them, but instead pay special attention to them. If you have nothing to do, come and see what he has to say recently and get some happiness.

These people are simply electronic pets given to ordinary people by God in the new era.

Tang Yan didn't know at first, but Zhang Changgong told him that he went online to research electronic pets.

I just said that I don’t know if I don’t see it, and I will be shocked when I see it. After seeing so many weird things, donuts are not too weird among them.

Some people starve to death in a small book, some people use their mother’s ID cards to take out loans and then go to the United States.

Why did the United States report all the small restaurants that used illegal workers after they were bullied by others, which led to the weird situation that in the future, even the illegal workers could not be punished.

It really proves that sentence, once there are too many biological samples, there will be all sorts of weird things.

"Of course, I also searched for donuts, and then I found out about this thing." Zhang Changgong said while standing on his fingers.

During the past few days of his mission, in addition to eating, sleeping and monitoring donuts, he was exercising himself, comparable to the Liver Emperor. These few days of contact made Tang Yan know what kind of person Zhang Changgong was.

Essentially, he is a fun-loving person who loves to surf the Internet. In his words, after the defense cables were dug down during construction, he waited two hours before calling his boss, which ultimately led to the company's collapse and he ran away with the bucket.

After arriving at the main god's space, he became uncharacteristically angry. The reason is simple, "I still have young and old at home, and I have to go back."

Perhaps because of his Maoshan Taoist practice, Li Ziwen has been observing the precepts recently. Everything he says and does is regulated by the precepts, and he has become very old-fashioned and boring. Therefore, most of the time, Li Ziwen was alone next door, chanting sutras, chanting mantras, and meditating. Tang Yanduo and Zhang Changgong were together, drinking, chatting and bragging.

"Mother Xipi, today Donuts called two women over again. Damn it, there are still two tanks. It's really eye-catching!" Zhang Changgong looked at the surveillance camera installed next to Donuts' home and couldn't help but complain about Donuts. taste.

Yes, after starting to monitor with naked eyes, the three of them felt that this was not a big deal.

So he secretly installed surveillance cameras next to Donut's house in the middle of the night.

All I can say is that technology changes life.

"..." Tang Yan was speechless. What's going on? If you have money, you can float this donut. Is this man’s mind filled with nothing but sperm?

Fortunately, such people are not in the country. That's great.

Let go of the need to help others and respect the fate of others. This is a sentence Tang Yan often sees under electronic pets.

I didn't understand it at first, but now I understand it very much.

"The money is almost gone. Are you going to go fishing later?" Tang Yan counted the cash of the three of them and said to Zhang Changgong.

If you count them carefully, the three of them are also undercover, and they can only put cash on them.

"so fast?"

"Thousands of dollars for donuts the other day."

"Yes, but we have caught all the fish in the surrounding areas. Let's go to the next city this time." Zhang Changgong, who was standing upside down, pressed his fingers lightly, then turned over and stood up handsomely.

"Let me ask Lao Li."

"He should still recite sutras, right?" Zhang Changgong said hesitantly. The three of them went to eat together these days. Li Ziwen was not very active and asked them to bring him a portion.

The result was unexpected, Li Ziwen actually agreed to go out together.

"Thank you two brothers for protecting Pindao! Pindao has successfully entered Taoism. He still needs to kill the demons and worship the ancestor before he can officially enter the gate of the ancestor." At this time, Li Ziwen was very different from the previous image. Her hair stood up and tied with a hairpin.

"Congratulations! Congratulations!" Tang Yan and Zhang Changgong congratulated Li Ziwen at the same time. In the mission world, it is a good thing for teammates to become stronger.

Although Tang Yan felt a little sad, he had now entered Taoism, and Li Ziwen would be a member of the Immortal Taoism from now on.

"Okay, let's set off!"

After looking at the next city, which was about a hundred kilometers away, the three of them went downstairs to drive. This car is a Yuhuang Dadi brand and was given to me by a "kind-hearted person". In order to repay the "good samaritans", the three of them stopped going fishing with the "good samaritans" gang.

After getting in the car, Tang Yan naturally sat in the driver's seat, turned on the car's stereo, and played music.

The music played was very suitable for the occasion, it was "Saturday Night". So the three of them drove while shaking their heads and laughing.

Driving one hundred kilometers at night, if driven safely, would take about an hour and a half, but as a "martial arts master" who has been driving for eighty years, it would only take forty minutes!

After getting out of the car, Li Ziwen and Zhang Changgong retched on the roadside. They were indeed vomited by them.

"Ugh...don't leave when you go back next time!" Li Ziwen's hair was shaken and his hair fell apart.

"Then you know how?"

"..." Li Ziwen was speechless.

"I can! Vomit... cough cough..." Zhang Changgong said, still holding a bucket in his hand. If he didn't have a bucket in his hand, he might have vomited in the car.

"...Isn't this just for fun? When I saw that everyone was so excited, I was like~~" Tang Yan was a little embarrassed. It was actually because he became a "martial arts master" and his physical fitness slowly changed, so he opened 230~ 250 yards feels nothing!

"If you want to put this in the country, it is a crime of speeding at this speed!" Zhang Changgong wiped his mouth and said.

"Don't worry, it's more free here! Besides, I don't have a driver's license!" Tang Yan took out two bottles of water from the trunk and rinsed their mouths.

After resting and adjusting, Tang Yan still wanted to drive, but the two people were holding him tightly and refused to let go, so he had to let Zhang Changgong open.

The car drove casually into some bars and gang areas, and soon people came looking for trouble.

In the United States, gangs are as common as fish in a river. There are big fish in big rivers, and small fish in small ditches.

"Who among the three of us will come first?" Tang Yan looked at the black men outside, surrounding the car, and said to Li Ziwen and Zhang Changgong.

"ROLL point!"

"fair!"

The three of them took out their mobile phones and used the ROLL point app ROLL. The result was that Tang Yan had the highest points.

"Tonight is indeed a fun night!" Tang Yan got out of the car with a smile.

"Hey, you XXX, then XXX hand over the money!" Heipi pointed the knife at Tang Yan and spoke with an authentic American accent. At first glance, he was an orthodox American man with a straight black flag.

"Fuck you!" Tang Yan slapped the guy and sent him spinning in circles!

Electronic pets bring joy to everyone.

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