Infinite Cafetaria

Chapter 410 Drink water if you are not happy

Ma Lu walked around the town and did not meet Zhen Ye's puppy. The latter was hunting in the wild and could not return to the city for a while.

But I did see another strange guy.

If it weren't for the ID on his head, Ma Lu would have almost mistaken him for the new NPC in town.

The main reason is that his appearance is a bit... difficult to evaluate.

Because rumors circulated in the forum some time ago that turning oneself into a dog when pinching one's face can unlock the hidden identity, and with Zhen Ye as a role model, many players actually turned themselves into dogs at the beginning.

However, they later discovered that the NPCs in the town did not treat them differently.

In addition, puppies are smaller than humans and are not naturally capable of carrying weight, which will make them less efficient at picking up black mud, so gradually no one will pinch the dog anymore.

Most people who have been dogs before have also regretted it. Fortunately, death in this game is equivalent to deleting the character.

So those people left their little possessions with their friends, directly committed suicide, and were reborn as human skeletons.

However, when Ma Lu met this player whose ID was "Drink water when unhappy," he did the opposite. Instead of being a human or a dog, he turned himself into a skeleton horse.

In the middle of the road, Malu looked unhappy and drank water. If unhappy, he drank water and looked at Malu.

After a moment, Ma Lu spoke first, "Brother, can I ask why you made yourself look like this?"

When he was unhappy, he drank water and scratched his hooves.

"You're not the first person to ask me this, and you won't be the last, but it's so annoying. It's too troublesome to answer each one one by one. How about I go to the forum and post a post to answer all the questions clearly at once."

"But there will still be people who don't read the post and will ask you." Ma Lu reminded.

"You're right." He looked a little irritated when he drank water when he wasn't happy, but he still answered Ma Lu's question.

"Bone is a resource."

"What?"

"I said that in this game, bones are a resource, just like equipment, and they come in different colors. White is the lowest and least valuable.

"But even so, if you want white bones, you either have to go out to fight wild monsters, or you have to find NPCs to buy them. There is only one way. White bones are free."

"When pinching someone on the initial interface?"

"That's right."

If he wasn't happy, he drank water and shook his head, "So the best strategy is very simple. Players should use as many bones as possible when building their characters. The more they are used, the more bones they will get.

"The bones I used to shape the horse were five times as many as the initial humanoid skeletons, which means I used four times more initial resources than ordinary players."

"Wow, it sounds quite reasonable." Ma Lu said, "But why don't you make it bigger and just make a Tyrannosaurus rex or something? Wouldn't that be more profitable?"

"It doesn't work if it's too big," he said after drinking water if he wasn't happy, "I've tried it, but it's inconvenient to move if it's too big, and it's hard to dodge when being attacked. Horses are just right, they carry a heavy load and can run fast. , I’m going to open a horse racing business next.”

"Huh? Are you being ridden?"

"Well, I haven't figured out how to charge yet, but it should be the full amount for male players, and half for female players if they are willing to chat.

"I can also help with goods. The backpacks in this game are very expensive, and there is a risk of losing them when taken out. Although some players have now opened a recovery business, the price is not cheap.

"So I think there is still a market for being a pack horse."

Malu couldn't help but be in awe. After hearing this explanation about drinking water when he was unhappy, his originally funny image of a skeleton horse actually became taller in Malu's heart.

As expected, there is no shortage of great players among players.

Over there, Boss Hu and others brought their experience in managing factories into the game, giving full play to the players' organizational advantages, while over here, Drink Water If You're Not Happy used the imagination of civilian players and boldly developed... their own bodies.

The mount system that Malu originally planned to launch in version 3.0 was forced to be installed two major versions ahead of schedule.

And he succeeded in plundering the stingy people from the Bald Man. Show, so showy! Show of Tihua Show! !

After drinking water if he wasn't happy, he invited Ma Lu to join the horse racing business he was about to open, and said he could provide face-shaping guidance services.

But Ma Lu politely declined.

Malu continued to wander around the town and discovered many players with distinctive looks.

For example, he saw a Skeleton Gundam that was twice as big as Drinking Water when he was unhappy.

He looks majestic, but unfortunately the cannon barrels and bone swords on his body are just decorations.

In actual combat, he is very sparse and not as good as an ordinary skeleton. As a result, he can only move around the town and provide photo services to other players.

In addition, Malu also met a young genius who installed a propeller on his back in an attempt to increase his flying capabilities.

There is also Dalao who swaps the positions of his **** and head in an attempt to deceive the monster and hide his weaknesses...

However, in just one week, many players have already used this face-shaping system to their advantage.

Malu also collected a wave of feedback from everyone and decided to add a one-click memory appearance function in subsequent updates.

In this way, you don't have to pinch your face again after death and rebirth.

Especially for people like Gundam who have been pinching people all day long, this function is even more necessary, otherwise the price of dying once would be too high.

After An Qi finished the live broadcast, Ma Lu also ended the inspection and received a transfer reminder.

Malu took a look and found that the amount was as high as 5 million. He noted that it was for meal expenses, and he suddenly felt no longer sleepy.

At this time, Anqi's message on WeChat also came.

—It’s really, really, really exciting! !

-What?

Malu replied.

—The feeling of being hit by a front-side hanger is really great! !

An Qi was obviously still excited and was typing quickly.

—Hey, hey, hey, did you watch the live broadcast just now?

—Look, you did well.

—Not only is it good, I can kill everyone, okay? I’m even more handsome than the protagonists in Douyin short dramas and online novels!

—Really? But no matter how I look at you, I feel aggrieved and cry.

-You don’t understand, this is a plot about wanting to be strong but suppressing it first, being a crooked Dragon King and being scolded by his mother-in-law, but because of this, he will be even more happy when the Dragon King returns!

An Qi continued.

-Thanks to your timely help this time, you helped me get rid of this bad breath.

-You're welcome. This matter originally had something to do with me. If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have been lip-synced.

Ma Lu Road.

-Hey, then I'm really not polite to you. From today on, we are all grasshoppers on the same rope.

-Um?

—I already boasted during the live broadcast that my singing skills have improved greatly, so from now on I can’t live without your singer sandwich.

—The five million is my meal fee, I’ll pay it to you first.

(End of chapter)