Infinite Cafetaria

Chapter 44 Eyeliner

 Under the overpass, Ma Lu had been holding on to the bridge piers to vomit for three minutes, and still felt nauseous.

As soon as he closed his eyes, he saw the scene of him riding a tricycle driving wildly, and the surrounding scenery was retreating at an extremely terrifying speed.

There were many times when Malu felt that he was going to hit a vehicle or pedestrian on the road in the next second, but at the last moment, the tricycle could always avoid the obstacles in front with a weird posture and the smallest steering angle.

The most dangerous time was when Ma Lu passed by a dump truck. The mud-stained headlights had already hit his face. As long as he slowed down a little bit, he could delete the number and reopen the truck.

Just before arriving at the overpass, the tricycle kept pace with the Fuxing in the distance for a while, leaving the Fuxing behind.

　　I didn’t stop until I was in a place where there was no one around.

Ma Lu said to Old Wang while vomiting, "Ugh, are you so motivated? Uh...why didn't you run away when you were beaten before?"

 “Because then I was almost out of power.”

 Lao Wang pushed the three wheels out so far but there was no sweat on his face, and even the hairstyle on his bald head did not change. After a pause, he added.

“And their attacks can’t hurt me.”

"Okay." Malu wiped the drool from his mouth with the back of his hand and gasped, "Anyway, at least we weren't caught."

 “The sand snapper burgers aren’t sold out yet.”

 “How much raw material is left?”

  “52 copies.”

"Let me think of a way." Ma Lu took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Shen Yue, asking her to see if the urban management officials were still there.

About 10 minutes later, Ma Lu received a reply, saying that the white cars and blue uniforms had gone away, and some brave vendors had returned to their stalls.

Ma Lu vomited for a while and felt much better, so he was ready to go back. However, when he turned on the navigation on his phone and looked at it, he realized that he was already outside the city.

Well, Lao Wang pushed the tricycle for more than 40 kilometers in just 7 minutes.

Although he could still be asked to help push back, Ma Lu no longer wanted to experience the acceleration experience that was more exciting than the F1 formula.

 He would rather ride back slowly.

　　After relaxing in the green spinach field nearby, Ma Lu set off on the journey again, charging the car for a while at a canteen along the way.

 In the end it took almost two hours to get back to the west gate of Hangda University, where the bustle of the past had returned.

 Squidward and his fellow villagers are busy greeting the guests, and the two strange little girls who sold sugar cane juice have also returned.

 Seeing Ma Lu and Lao Wang, Squidward seemed a little surprised, "Didn't your car get impounded?"

He is a seasoned veteran. When he saw that the momentum was not right, he would immediately get in the car and run away. While running, he did not forget to pay attention to what was going on behind him.

 I was secretly happy when I saw that Ma Lu and Lao Wang's three wheels seemed to be at the back.

 Although he greeted Malu before leaving and reminded the latter to run quickly, he actually regretted it the next second.

 During this time, he has been imitating the protagonists in novels and working hard to stay dormant, pretending to have a good relationship with Malu and making his opponents relax their vigilance. In fact, he has evil intentions and is secretly accumulating strength.

Like a coiled snake, waiting for the opportunity to kill with one blow.

But Squidward got a little too involved in the drama, and he actually continued to play the role of the kind-hearted big brother when the crisis came. After saying this, he wanted to slap himself in the mouth.

If the tricycle of the number one food stall in the universe is impounded, they will not be able to leave the stall for at least two or three days. They can also make more money during these two or three days. If Malu and Lao Wang are afraid and stop setting up stalls, or don't set up stalls at the west gate of Hangzhou University, that will be a great thing. The vendors on this street will probably set off firecrackers.

Just thinking about it makes Squidward so happy that he can’t sleep.

 Fortunately, Malu suffered the disadvantage of being young and inexperienced after all. Although he got the warning, he didn't run away immediately. As a result, he fell behind the team and was targeted.

Although Brother Squidward didn't see the scene where Ma Lu was detained in the car, he guessed that he was in trouble after waiting for so long and not seeing the No. 1 food stall in the universe come back.

 Unexpectedly, we saw Malu and Lao Wang again at night.

Although Malu's face was not very good and a little pale, he seemed to be in a good mood. After getting off the car, he even patted Squidward on the shoulder.

“Thank you, we’re fine, we just went out for a ride in the city.”

Brother Squidward felt contempt in his heart, thinking that young people are just young people. If they are kicked out by the urban management, they will be kicked out by the urban management. They have to go out for a ride in the city, but there is still a simple and honest smile on his face.

　　“That’s good, that’s good, it’s good that I didn’t get caught.”

"By the way," Malu leaned closer, "Brother, have you been setting up a stall here, as many things happened before?"

“Actually, it’s not too much,” Brother Squid said. “Those urban management officials are also paid to do their jobs. In fact, they would rather stay in the office and blow the air conditioner every day, but there is no way. If someone reports them, they have to go out.”

"report?"

“Well, for example, you set up a stall in front of other people’s stores, affecting their business, or making too much noise, disturbing the residents, blocking the road, etc. However, such things rarely happen here in Hangzhou University.”

 “Then why did the city management come here this time?”

Ma Lu asked again. Small vendors like Squidward who have been operating around the area are usually well-informed.

Sure enough, Brother Squid thought for a while and said, "If you do the math, it's almost time."

"What time?"

“Health inspection, there will be tasks assigned by the superiors, and the urban management will be particularly active during this period, so you need to be careful.”

 “So will they come again?”

“There is a high probability that it will happen. But as long as you are more careful than usual, observe your surroundings more when you have nothing to do, and run faster when they come, it won’t be a big problem.”

Brother Squid actually didn't want to tell Malu this. This was equivalent to sharing important information with his competitors, but he still had to maintain the image of an enthusiastic big brother. He couldn't make up any decent lies for a while, so he could only have something. What did you say?

 After saying this, I comforted myself that this was all to paralyze the enemy and lower their vigilance.

As expected, Malu was fooled again. Hearing this, he thanked him again and consumed a bunch of grilled squid from him. While eating, he returned to the stall.

 In the next two days, just like what Squidward said, we encountered two more surprise inspections.

But there is no need for Lao Wang to take action again. Malu has previous experience and can handle it easily.

He once again used the strength of his home team, offering a bounty of snapper burgers, mobilizing more than 800 people in the fan base and their friends to become his informants.

Under the temptation of free food, those little white cars were discovered in advance by the self-study students upstairs in the library before they reached the intersection, and the news was quickly passed on to Ma Lu.

After that, Squidward and others began to use the No. 1 food stall in the universe as a guide. Seeing that Malu began to close the stalls, all the small vendors on the street retreated together.

 (End of this chapter)