Infinite Cafetaria

Chapter 69 is too hardcore

In the live broadcast room, a nine-headed beauty wearing white silk JK clothing is dancing passionately. Her long legs occupy almost half of the screen.

　　It attracted a lot of applause from the big brothers and kept giving rewards. Only a few IDs noticed that the necks of Malu and Lao Wang in the background were almost stretched like giraffes.

To her right, three Internet-famous frogs were fighting with a Snow King. The two sides fought so fiercely that one frog's head was bent 180 degrees.

On the other side of the ground where they met, a shirtless man was holding a bottle of Erguotou Mengguan. There were already three 750ml empty wine bottles at his feet.

After he finished drinking, he immediately opened another bottle. The eldest brother was very open-minded. After opening the bottle cap, he poured some on a piece of white paper and lit it with a lighter to prove that what he was drinking was the real thing. Pour it down your throat.

Five steps away from him, a girl who weighed less than 90 pounds was vomiting violently on the curb. She had just spent 540 yuan to buy 30 portions of Queen's Crisps and ate them all in one go in front of the camera. .

At the other end of the road, two spirited guys with dyed hair were performing ghost dance moves while rapping.

 "Fire! Fire! Fire! Wow! The sausages here are spitting fire! It's fire, fire, fire, not oh! oh! Yeahman!"

Shen Yue pulled out a chair from somewhere and sat on one side, eating melon seeds and watching with gusto.

Ma Lu glanced at her, "Don't you go to class?"

“The principles of chemical engineering are not as good as yours.” Shen Yue spit out the melon seed peels into the small trash can that Ma Lu brought.

“Holy shit, a frog’s son was robbed, hahaha, come on, where are you three? Yes, just ride him like this!”

Shen Yue cracked open another melon seed and said, "Is it my imagination? I feel like all the ghosts and ghosts in this city have gathered here."

 “Because there is a lot of traffic here now.”

Ma Lu reached out and grabbed a handful from Shen Yue's bag. He didn't need his help in making Queen's Crisps, and the number one food stall in the universe was so popular that he no longer even needed to attract customers. As a result, he was also very free, and he and Shen Yue Let's eat melon seeds together.

“Internet celebrities are born because of traffic, so they naturally have to chase traffic, whether it’s drinking or acting ugly, as long as they don’t get left behind by the traffic.”

As Malu spoke, he noticed a figure standing by the food stall for a long time.

That was a girl, she looked to be about eighteen or nineteen years old, but not a student of Hangzhou University. She was wearing a low-quality cosplay suit.

Probably to make herself look more mature, she also put on makeup on her face, but the quality was very average. The foundation was too thick, the eyeshadow was not dyed well, the eyeliner was too thick, and the lipstick was too dark.

If her original foundation was 7 points, then after applying this makeup, she was only left with 5 points.

　Seeing that she had been hesitating there for almost ten minutes, Ma Lu took the initiative and said, "Tohsaka Rin."

The girl failed to realize at the first moment that Malu was calling her. She looked back and saw that no one answered, so she turned to look at Malu again.

 “Yes, it’s you.”

Hearing this, the girl subconsciously took two steps back and apologized quickly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stand in here and disturb your business. I'll leave right away."

"You're here, why don't you leave before the show starts?" Ma Lu pointed to the selfie stick and tripod in the girl's hand, "You are the anchor, right?"

"Oh." The girl was a little embarrassed when she heard this. It was neither standing still nor walking, nor even not walking.

 “What talents do you have?” Shen Yue asked with her legs crossed, just like the mentor in The Voice of China. "Well, let me dance." The girl was very nervous, like an amateur who came to participate in the audition.

"good."

She hurriedly turned on the music on her phone, and then started twisting to the music, probably dancing to a house dance called "Happy Synthesizer".

Not to mention that "Happy Synthesizer" became popular ten years ago, she is not very good at dancing. She is like a novice who has just learned it for two days. She is always a little slow and her movements are not very standard.

After the song ended, Shen Yue frowned. She asked Malu, "You come first or me?"

 “You go first.”

"It's a complete mess." Shen Yue's evaluation was merciless. "First, your makeup is very bad and makes you look very rustic. Well, although there are bosses who like rustic girls, you dressed up like Tohsaka. Rin, by the way, why Tohsaka Rin, are you Yue Chu? "

“I don’t know what Yue Chu is, nor what Tohsaka Rin is,” the girl said weakly, “The main reason is that this set is relatively cheap, only 50 yuan, and the boss said that young people like it.”

"Young people don't have money," Shen Yue shook her head after hearing this, "The middle-aged and older brothers are the real big brothers. They are willing to give you gifts. The premise is that you must be able to coax them, be sweet-tongued, be coquettish, and satisfy their vanity. and protectiveness, and comfort them when they are in low spirits.

“There are tricks to asking for gifts. Many people look down on anchors and think that anyone can do it, but how can you ask the eldest brother to pay without asking the eldest brother to be a college student who is no less than a high-level math student.

“Of course you have to think that you can’t open your mouth to dads, and if you really want to make money from young people, it’s not impossible. The die-hard group is quite willing to spend money, but they have requirements for your cosplay accuracy.

"You are too amateur, and you have to talk about their favorite anime and games. Do you have any knowledge in this area? Can you tell the difference between Ultraman Seven and Ultraman Ace? Do you know how to match Nero to the team? What weapons and relics? If your first brother is the original batch and the second one is the Zhou batch, and they quarrel, do you know how to break up the fight and make another profit? "

Before the girl could speak, Shen Yue stretched out a second finger, "Second, forget it, let me tell you your biggest problem directly. You don't dance well and you didn't choose the right clothes. These are all trivial matters. If you don't understand it, it's a bit disrespectful to this industry.

"Did you have no dance foundation at all before? Why can you do the introductory movement of jazz dance like U-shaped hip swing so stiff? You are more professional at cleaning the glass than the cleaning lady. Your waist and hips are as if they are welded together. , I can’t feel any charm at all, it’s too hardcore.”

Shen Yue finished her review in one breath, then grabbed a handful of melon seeds and looked at Malu, "Do you have anything else to add?"

"You forgot to broadcast." Malu pointed to the girl's mobile phone and reminded him kindly, "It was in vain just now."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The girl's cheeks were hot and she looked like she was about to cry. "I...I will practice hard when I get back."

“Or you can also consider finding a class.” Shen Yue suggested.

"I, I used to work as a production operator in an electronics factory. I offended the line leader. Now I am working as an anchor. When I save enough money, I will learn how to make coffee. I want to be a barista." The girl sniffed.

 The weather is getting a bit cold now, and Tohsaka Rin, who wears a 50-yuan suit, obviously doesn't keep warm.

Ma Lu said, "If you want to broadcast it, then go ahead. Anyway, there are already many people here broadcasting it, so I won't leave you alone, and I don't drive the road, so you don't have to care about my attitude."

The girl hurriedly waved her hands, "I'm here to rub off on you, and I'm sure you agree." Then she bowed seriously three times, "Thank you boss, thank you boss lady, I will work hard in the future."

“I’m not the boss’s wife,” Shen Yue picked her nose and said, “I’m just an enthusiastic member of the public who comes to see the fun. You...Oh, forget it, I’ll find someone to teach you how to put on makeup tomorrow.”

 (End of this chapter)