Infinite Cafetaria

Chapter 72 Desktop Breeding Farm (First order requested)

 “Are space chefs rare?”

"Of course, cooking is the same as hardware. Talent and hard work are indispensable. Moreover, cooking is more difficult to practice than hardware. People without great perseverance will not even have the courage to embark on this path." Yanwu said, "In the entire multiverse, There are only a few people who can become the chef of the universe.”

Ma Lu turned to look at Lao Wang again, "Is that so?"

"I don't know." Lao Wang shook his head, "Those recipes have been in my sector since I regained consciousness."

Yanwu seemed to have thought of something at this time, and took half a step closer to Malu, his tall body blocking the sun.

“That pigeon has always been very rigid, but it actually revealed its identity to an Earthling and told you my address. Is there anything in you that it can’t refuse?”

 “Oh, we’re going to open a restaurant.”

"Then what?"

 “A restaurant with a cosmic chef.”

Yanwu's eyes suddenly lit up, "Really?"

"Really." Ma Lu said, "The two of us are a partnership. I purchased the ingredients from other dimensions and Lao Wang is responsible for the cooking. However, there are still some problems that have not been solved in order to open the restaurant. The city manager said that we can come to you. ”

 “Then you guys have come to the right place.”

Yanwu wiped his hands on his overalls, then grabbed a wrench on the top of the shelf and turned it around.

The next moment, Malu felt as if the world had turned upside down.

When he came to his senses again, he was still standing in the hardware store, but the things on the shelves had completely changed.

 From ordinary hardware pieces to various bizarre products.

There are miniature black holes in empty wine bottles, green crystals that shine with strange light, iron helmets with antennas inserted into them, cookie boxes with ghost symbols on them, and strange whimpering sounds coming from them from time to time...

　　A wooden man with the same arms and legs sighed as he moved a tin bucket from one end of the shop to the other, and then back again, repeating this useless task.

Ma Lu also saw a finely crafted Lego library model on the second shelf. He was about to reach out and touch it but was stopped by Yan Wu.

"Don't touch it. It's a small dark room library. It's a very vicious high-dimensional creation. As long as you touch it, you will be sucked in. You will be forced to study for a whole week before being released. The key is to learn something. A very rare interstellar language.

“It’s so rare that it doesn’t even have a translator. It is said that there are only three people in the entire multiverse who still speak this language. Even if you learn it, you will never have the chance to use it in your life.”

 “So vicious?”

Hearing this, Ma Lu quickly retracted his hand, and then looked at the werewolf, "So you are a craftsman?"

“You still know about craftsmen?” Yan Wu shook his head, “I am not a craftsman. Those guys are all gathered in Creation Technology. The craftsmen outside are rarer than the universe chef, and each one has a more withdrawn personality.

“Unless you have a special way to contact them, even if they live next door to you, they will not pay attention to you at all, let alone the geographical location of this plane...”

“I’m just a hardware store owner, doing some interstellar smuggling or garbage picking business.”

Yanwu told the truth, except for one thing. Ma Lu knew that there was actually a craftsman in this plane, but that guy was really autistic.

Even if Lao Wang contacted him, he only sent No. 6, and he did not show up at all. It seemed that he had no contact with other visitors from other planes. No wonder Yanwu and others did not know his existence.

 “What does it mean to pick up garbage?” Ma Lu asked again. "Oh, most of the high-dimensional creations I have here are old goods that have been found, have expired the warranty period, have some defects, and some are simply experimental works by novice craftsmen."

Yanwu pointed at the wooden man, "Just like this thing, the craftsman who made it originally wanted to be an assistant, but he didn't expect that after the finished product came out, he would only move things, and he couldn't stop once he moved them. If he didn't move them for a moment, he would get wet Uncomfortable.

“Forget it, it always likes to sigh when moving things, which makes people feel like it is being exploited by someone, which affects the mood of those who work with it.”

When Yanwu said this, the wooden man walked past Ma Lu again holding the iron bucket, leaving a series of meaningful sighs.

"By the way, there is also the same situation with the little dark room library you almost came across just now. Its creator originally wanted to make it a place where you can study with peace of mind. However, something went wrong and the user can only Forced to learn an interstellar language that is about to become extinct."

"Of course, in addition to these failed products, I also have many useful high-dimensional creations here. Although they are all second-hand and there is no place to repair them if they are broken, the quality of the products produced by Creation Technology is quite good, even if they have passed the warranty period. It’s generally not bad.”

As Yanwu spoke, he walked behind the counter, rummaged through it, found an old-fashioned 50-cent coin, and tossed it to Ma Lu.

 “You should be able to use this.”

"What's this?"

“The phase switcher, like my wrench, provides a mirror space.”

Yanwu Dao, "When using it, you first need to anchor the target space, then flip the front and back of the coin, and you can switch freely between the two spaces."

"Oh oh oh oh, this is indeed something we urgently need. This way we don't have to worry about inspections anymore." Ma Lu said happily as he took the 5 cents.

"You should also be able to use this one." Yanwu took down another bronze **** statue from the shelf.

“This high-dimensional creation is called this beaver, and it is somewhat similar to the ability of a city manager. Its function is to affect a small area, so that people in this small area feel that whatever they see is reasonable.”

“However, there is a time limit for use. It can only be used three times a month, for half an hour each time.”

 “Ha…do the craftsmen also like homophonic memes?”

“This is a coincidence. I remember that there is a **** race in the multiverse that is good at psychic abilities.”

 “That’s it.”

"Ah, I almost forgot," Yan Wu suddenly slapped his head, "This time I went to buy some goods, and I picked up a rare item, and it happens to be suitable for you, but I still have it in my car, please wait. "

After Yanwu finished speaking, he turned the wrench, and the world turned upside down again. The three of them returned to the normal hardware store. Yanwu strode out, opened the trunk of his Wuling Hongguang, and pulled out a large cardboard box.

Yanwu carried the heavy-looking cardboard box back to the store.

 Opening the carton, there is actually a miniature landscape jar inside.

And it is divided into several small compartments, ranging from deserts to rainforests, grasslands, lakes, snow...all kinds of terrains.

"This is?"

“Desktop breeding farm.” Yanwu grinned.

 (End of this chapter)