Infinite Earth Guardian
Chapter 54 - The Tramp Cock
Fan Mang was stunned when he saw that face, exactly like J. It's just a little dirty, the beard is still long, the hair is messy, and the spirit doesn't seem to be very good.
But he can be sure that this person is definitely not J! He has been detected by alien radar, and J is definitely an earthling.
"J, how are you dressed like this? Are you kidding me? It's not interesting at all!" Frank said, walking over.
"Wait a minute, Frank, he's not J."
"F, he puts on a fake beard and wears a wig that I don't know? I have lived on earth for many years and can distinguish the appearance of every person on earth. Shouldn't you also participate, you are playing together? I?"
"Uh? Did I really drink too much? I actually heard a dog talking to me." The other party shook his head, "Did you call me just now?"
"It's me, my name is Fan, what's your name, it's getting dark, why don't you go home and sleep on the park bench?" Fan Mang grabbed Frank by the neck and picked him up.
Frank tilted his head: "He's really not J? Could it be that J has a twin brother who is wandering away? Do you know about this?"
"My name is John Hancock, and I don't have a home. Can you give me some money, I want to buy a bottle of wine." Hancock yawned.
"Hey, you stole my hot dog and you haven't apologized yet!" Frank yelled.
Whether or not he's J's twin brother, an apology is a must. When I look back, I can talk to J about compensation, at least two hot dogs!
Hancock rubbed his eyes. He didn't see Fan Mang's lips moving just now, but the dog's mouth kept opening and closing. Could it really be the dog talking?
"Do you hear your dog talking?"
"Who are you calling a dog? I'm Frank, not a dog!"
Fan Mang looked at Hancock: "Frank said that this morning, you stole his hot dog, right next to this park, is there any such thing?"
"I did pick up a hot dog in the park this morning. I saw no one around and thought it was prepared for homeless people like us. I didn't grab anything." Hancock defended.
Fan Mang looked at Frank, it doesn't seem like what you said.
"That hot dog is right next to me, can't you see it? Take it from me, can you call it pick it up? It's a robbery! F, arrest him, he violated MIB regulations!"
"What is MIB? Why are you catching me? I just picked up a hot dog," Hancock said, backing away.
"Hancock, you really have to go back with me, at least register. Hey, don't go...FXXK!"
Fan Mang and Frank both looked up at the sky, Hancock could actually fly!
He seemed to know why the smell had suddenly disappeared before. Hancock must have flown away.
Hancock, being able to fly, made Fan Mang think of a movie, but isn't this the movie world of Men in Black?
"F, can your MIB catch the flying alien?"
"Yes! I'll go back to the headquarters first. You try to find out where he is. I have to find a way to have a good chat with him."
...
Hancock fled New York's Expo Park and flew directly across the river to the top of a tall building in New Jersey. What is that MIB? He seemed to have only heard of the FBI.
He actually doesn't know how old he is this year. He only remembers that he woke up once and lay in a park by the side of the road. He doesn't remember what happened before.
And he has been wandering for many years, but he is not old, and he does not know why.
He once thought he was an ordinary person, but soon discovered that he was different from the people around him. His body is very strong, his strength is very strong, and his speed is far beyond ordinary people. He was even hit by a car without being hurt.
And he can fly,
It is impossible for ordinary people to fly, and he suspects that he is the Superman in the comics.
It's a pity that he doesn't have a job. He lives by wandering every day, and occasionally he can pick up some money, which is also used by him to buy alcohol. When you're drunk, your head won't hurt and you won't feel lonely.
He also thought that he was like a superman, helping other people, and he could get a lot of cheers and thanks, but he only did it twice, and he gave up, because the people he helped did not thank him, but cursed instead. he.
For example, the first time he saw a person on a downhill without applying the handbrake, causing the vehicle to slide and almost get run over. He jumped over, overturned the car, and saved the poor man, but the other party asked him to pay for the car. He was trying to save people!
The second time he saw thick smoke billowing from the windows of the family, he smashed into the wall, rescued the people, and burst the water tap to put out the fire. But the man said he destroyed the house and wanted to call the police to arrest him.
After that, he didn't like to help others anymore. Why did he help others, but he didn't get any thanks, but blamed him instead?
Sitting on the roof, he looked at the opposite window, and through the window, he could see a young girl, wearing very little clothes, doing some yoga.
Hancock's mood suddenly improved a lot. At night, while it was dark, he planned to continue flying west, away from New York.
...
Fan Mang returned to the headquarters and immediately went to find a colleague for help, an alien fat woman with six hands and four eyes.
"Lily, help me find out if there is any special police situation recently. For example, some people say that they saw Superman, or that they saw someone flying in the sky. "
Lily's six arms quickly tapped the keyboard: "Any other clues? Which alien are you tracking?"
"By the way, help me check if there is an alien named Hancock who has registered with us. Hmm~ His body is very strong, he looks very similar to the earth, and he can fly."
Lily's fingers stopped: "F, are you sure? I've been working in MIB since 1963, in charge of data management, but I've never heard of such aliens."
"Then have you heard of Krypton?" Fan Mang asked.
"No. Where did you hear it, do you have a problem with the pronunciation? How are the words spelled?"
"Uh~~ I just heard that I don't know how to spell it. You look for it first, and if you find it, let me know right away."
Fan Mang returned to his desk, also logged into the intranet, and began to search for information. No one named Hancock was found, nor one named John.
After thinking for a while, he copied J's photo and prepared to retrieve it through the photo.
"Hey F, why are you searching for my pictures? Didn't you help Frank catch an alien who stole his hot dog? Did you catch him? Actually, I think you'd just buy him two hot dogs, that kind of thing. Little things don't matter at all."
J, holding a glass of juice, appeared behind Fan Mang at some point.
"J, have you ever met someone who looks just like you in New York?"
J: "???"
"F, like you, I have no brothers, no family, you know this, why do you ask?"
"I said I saw a guy who looks exactly like you today, do you believe it?"
Thank you Izayoi God for the reward, thank you. Do you still have a recommendation ticket?
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