Infinite Movie System

"Oh, let me just say, it turned out to be a TV. I don't like to watch TV, but I like to listen to the radio, and I like to listen to it in the middle of the night. What is it called, Your Moon My Heart, there is a fool in it who is good at telling stories. .”

Aunt Zhanbo was looking at the layout of the room while muttering.

elevator? TV set?

Li Feng shook his head with a wry smile. If it weren't for the nonsense in his mouth, Zhanbo's aunt was no different from a normal person.

Seeing Lu Zhanbo who was walking around the living room with his aunt, Li Feng greeted him and went straight into the kitchen.

It's almost five o'clock now, and everyone got home at about six o'clock, so it's not too late to start making dinner.

But when he walked into the kitchen, Li Feng could still hear the two talking.

"Auntie also listens to the radio? By the way, Auntie, how long have you been sick? Have you ever heard of genetics?"

"It's okay, aunt's illness is not serious, she's such a silly girl..."

There was no sound here, for nearly ten seconds of silence, Li Feng could even imagine Zhan Bo's face was stupefied.

After a while, Zhan Bo's voice sounded again.

"Stupid... silly girl?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was my aunt who was wrong! What my aunt said was wrong!"

"It's okay! Girl, drink water!"

"Good boy! In the eyes of my aunt, you will always be this tall, a child who will never grow up, hehe, look, you will grow into a big girl in a few years! You can't just bark like that!"

"...Auntie, you made a mistake!"

"How could you make a mistake? Yifei, my aunt loved you the most when I was young, didn't I?"

"Auntie, I'm not Yifei! I'm Zhanbo! Don't you remember? When you were young, you took me out to play and bought me Transformers?"

"You are Zhanbo? Oh, according to family planning regulations, a family can only have one child, why should your family have two? Nonsense!"

"You forgot, our family is a reorganized family, and I am your nephew!!"

"real?"

"real!"

"oops,

Isn't this my blog? "

"Ah, aunt, you think of me!"

"Of course, Zhanbo is my baby, Zhanbo, in fact, my aunt has always wanted to tell you a secret, do you know? You are not born to your parents, I am your real mother!"

"What? How is this possible, ah!!"

There was a loud shout, and then Li Feng saw Lu Zhanbo rushing into the kitchen with a broken face, scratching his head like crazy, walking around in the kitchen.

"What's wrong?"

Li Feng suppressed the smile in his heart and said.

This child is so innocent and cute, he even believes in the words of a psychopath.

"Did you know? Did you know? I'm not my mother's own? I'm my aunt's child!"

Lu Zhanbo looked at Li Feng with a broken face and said.

"Who said that?"

Li Feng suppressed a smile while cutting the fruit in his hand.

"My aunt said it just now!" Lu Zhanbo pointed to the door.

"Do you believe what the insanity says?"

Li Feng finally couldn't bear it anymore, looked at Lu Zhanbo and said speechlessly.

"Huh? That's right, my aunt is sick, so I can't believe what she says!"

Lu Zhanbo was taken aback for a moment, then reacted quickly, came over and ran out of the kitchen.

"Hey, Zhanbo!"

Li Feng wanted to stop him with a plate of fruit, but this guy had already run out.

"Only I sent it out!"

Li Feng murmured softly, then slowly walked into the living room with the fruit in his hand.

But when he walked out of the living room, he saw a scene that made him laugh.

I saw Zhanbo's aunt squatting on the ground with an umbrella she didn't know where she came from, her eyes were quietly staring out of the window, while Lu Zhanbo was carefully squatting beside her.

"Auntie, why are you holding an umbrella in the house?" Lu Zhanbo asked suspiciously.

"Hush!"

Aunt Zhanbo made a hand gesture, but her movements didn't change at all, she just stared straight out of the window.

"What are you looking at?" Zhan Bo frowned.

"I'm a pretty shiitake! Are you too?"

Lu Zhanbo: "..."

Li Feng: "..."

"Oh, auntie, stop making trouble!"

Lu Zhanbo was going crazy, he snatched the umbrella from his aunt.

Just as he put away the umbrella, he saw his aunt looking at him with a serious face and said:

"Call me aunt again, I'm your mother!"

"Oh, I asked Li Feng just now. You can't believe what he said about being mentally ill. You should take medicine, or I'll take you back to the hospital!"

Lu Zhanbo broke down a little.

"Okay!" My aunt nodded, and then said again: "But before I leave, I have a family heirloom I want to give to you! This is a priceless treasure handed down from our ancestors. It is always passed down to males and not females." of!"

"What?"

Lu Zhanbo was also surprised, and looked at his aunt curiously.

"This is the sword above!"

I saw my aunt slowly stretching her hand behind her back, and then took out a shiny fruit knife.

The tip of the knife pointed directly at Lu Zhanbo, as if it would fall at any moment.

"knife?"

Lu Zhanbo's body instantly froze in place, his eyes fixed on the fruit knife in front of him, cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and he said tremblingly:

"Gu, aunt, where did you get this? Danger, danger!"

The aunt did not answer, but gestured left and right in front of Lu Zhanbo with a fruit knife, still muttering something.

"This precious sword cuts hair and cuts hair, cuts iron like mud, cuts down the faint king, and cuts down the treacherous officials. Who will fight against the sky!"

"Auntie, put it down quickly, this will hurt people!"

Lu Zhanbo's legs were shaking.

"Hurt people?" My aunt smiled slightly: "This sword has always been used to seal the throat when it sees blood. It only kills people and does not hurt people. Don't believe me? Let me try it for you?"

"Ah, murder!"

With the sound of shouting, Lu Zhanbo hurriedly ran behind, but his feet got mixed on the sofa, and he fell directly to the ground. His feet kept kicking on the ground, but it didn't work at all.

Seeing this, Li Feng knew that it was time for him to act, otherwise something would really happen.

So he took the fruit plate and walked directly to the table in the center of the living room.

"Li Feng, be careful, don't go there!"

Lu Zhanbo hastily shouted.

But Li Feng didn't seem to hear it, and walked straight to the table in the living room.

"Huh? Who are you? You are a traitor, look at the sword!"

Aunt Zhanbo was slightly taken aback when she saw Li Feng approaching, but the movement in her hand was not slow, and the hand holding the fruit knife quickly slashed towards Li Feng.

"Be careful, Li Feng!"

Lu Zhanbo exclaimed, staring at Li Feng closely.

I saw Li Feng's arm raised, and at the moment when the fruit knife was about to hit, he grabbed the aunt's wrist, and then the dagger appeared in Li Feng's hand in an instant.

"Amazing!"

Lu Zhanbo was taken aback for a moment, then quickly got up, looked at Li Feng and asked anxiously.

"Li Feng, are you okay, Li Feng!"

"What can I do?"

Li Feng smiled slightly, and raised the palm holding the dagger, only to see that there was not the slightest scar on the palm.

"That's good!"

Seeing this, Lu Zhanbo breathed a sigh of relief.

"Okay, now it's your turn to chase me, ah, help me!"

At this time, my aunt looked at Li Feng and said, she hurriedly ran to the corner next to her.

"Auntie, be careful!"

Lu Zhanbo quickly chased after him.