Infinite Shadow Clones, If I Find My True Form, I Will Lose!

Coming from someone with high authority, let alone a title given by a heroic general in person, this is an honor that countless people would envy to death.

Everyone is envious, even Tian Qiang's head teacher is extremely envious. This is a very rare honor.

Only Tang Gao couldn't laugh. He won with wisdom, but lost with strength. He was quietly warned by this nasty old fox!

hateful!

You wait!

I will take Tiandan when I get back. Sooner or later, the violent messenger of justice will draw a rubber band and make a slingshot to hit the glass of your house!

The bus returned to the city along the road, dropped the students at the school gate, and asked everyone to disperse where they were.

Tang Gao sat on the bus with a depressed look on his face, and Liu Ren beside him was so envious that his eyes were filled with stars.

Liu Ren was so excited that he jumped up and down and danced: "General Hidden Fox! General Hidden Fox! Tang Gao, you will definitely have a face today! If it weren't for this visit to the military area and no interview with the judge, you would definitely become famous!

No, even if there is no official report, you are definitely famous within the Liangcheng military department and the officialdom!

The government has an internal newspaper! You will definitely be the front page headline tomorrow!

This is the great heroic general Liu who has personally given a title to a first-level cultivator for many years!

If it were anyone else, he would at least be a hero! "

Tang Gao glanced at this optimist who didn't have enough foresight. He didn't know what game he was playing with Liu Dagou. He just thought that I won.

hateful!

I lost a lot! I have to win it back!

But I can’t win back in a short time, damn it!

When I think about this, I get even more angry. I must practice hard and not waste any minute or second. I will slap Liu Dagou in the face sooner!

Hit him hard in the face!

Liu Ren's eyes gleamed with envy, and he wished he could carve Tang Gao's title on his forehead to show off: "Brother Tang, why are you unhappy! What a good thing this is!"

Tang Gao felt that his happiness disturbed him, so he complained directly: "You will be beaten when you go home, but you still have the nerve to smile."

The smile on Liu Ren's face disappeared instantly, and it seemed that dark clouds, heavy rain, and thunder could be seen above his head, splitting his whole body into pale white.

The smile on his face transferred to Tang Gao's face.

Creatures like Iron Brother are used to obtain happiness value at critical moments.

Tang Gao immediately felt a hundred thousand times better. He gloated and laughed ruthlessly: "I have told you not to say that easily. Even if it is public information, some things are just not suitable to be told to the outside world. Let you talk nonsense everywhere. This It’s better to suffer.”

Liu Ren looked sad and cried: "How did I know that I would get into trouble? I didn't even know that I got into trouble!"

After Liu Ren got the mobile phone, he had already quietly called his mother to inquire about it, and also asked about the uncles who were close to his father's work.

Dad had been sullen all afternoon and asked his assistant to buy a wire whip and tie it to his waistband, looking like he was going to kill someone.

Liu Ren didn't know how Brother Tang could guess so accurately, but he knew that Brother Tang's brain was many times better than his own.

The only way now is to ask Brother Tang for help!

"Brother! You can't just die without saving me!"

Liu Ren directly hugged Tang Gao's waist and cried out for help, attracting curious gazes from the people in the carriage.

Tang Gao was so angry that Bang Bang knocked him on the head: "Let go! Don't wipe your tears and snot on my clothes, you newbie!"

Tang Gao has a bit of mysophobia, not big, but definitely there.

"No! Unless you save me! Otherwise, I will cry all over your clothes!"

"Made, help, help, I'll go to your house first and then I'll think of a solution!"

Only then did Liu Ren let go happily, the smile returned to his face, and the optimist laughed again: "I knew Brother Tang wouldn't see me getting beaten, thank you Brother Tang!"

Tang Gao sighed, how could he know such a stupid guy? His brain after eighteen years is as brand new as the one that just left the factory.

The two returned to Liu Ren's three-story villa. There was only a cleaning lady cleaning the house. The family's pet dog and cat were stacked together in the backyard to watch the sunset.

The kind where the cat lies on top of the dog and watch the sunset together.

After Liu Ren put down his schoolbag, he couldn't wait to kneel on the sofa, lie on the back of the sofa, and looked at Tang Gao who was standing by the window: "Brother Tang, what can you do?"

Tang Gao withdrew his gaze and stretched out three fingers: "I'll give you three plans.

The best idea is, I'll give you a good beating first, until you look miserable, and your father will be gentler when he strikes.

Zhongce, your dad hates snail noodles. Now go and cook two bowls of snail noodles and eat them. You will be covered in the smell of snail noodles. Even if your dad beats you, it won’t last long.

The next best thing is to admit your mistake to your father sincerely and get a severe beating. "

Liu Ren's eyes widened in disbelief: "Ah!? Is the matter so serious? Can't I escape this beating!?"

Tang Gao shrugged: "Believe me, it's better for you to get beaten. If you don't get beaten, your father will settle the old and new accounts together sooner or later."

Liu Ren fell on the sofa in despair, wailing like a duck: "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Tang Gao walked over speechlessly, looked at Liu Ren lying on the sofa, and struck hard: "Besides, not long ago, you copied my homework, and your father resisted beating you. This time can be regarded as an explosion of accumulated conflicts. Point, you can’t escape.”

Liu Ren was beaten not because Uncle Liu was cruel and liked to use force.

Simply because he deserves it.

During the Chinese New Year, he broke Uncle Liu's beloved antique vase at home - worth two million.

Uncle Liu endured it until after the New Year, and found an excuse to pick up his cane and beat him up. It was the first antique vase that Grandpa Liu gave to Uncle Liu. It has great meaning in life and recognition value.

When I went back to my hometown, I took my younger brothers and sisters to dig fish in the mud pond. A group of cute little boys and beautiful young girls went back with fish in their arms, followed by a group of little loaches, and entered the courtyard gate laughing. I saw Uncle Liu whose face turned black.

When they went to play, they didn't say anything to the adults. The adults were frightened and looked for the children all over the mountains and plains, thinking that the children had been abducted.

Also during evening self-study, in order to go home early, he actually turned off the school's power switch - the whole school ended early. The culprit was caught the next day and he was severely criticized at the flag-raising ceremony.

In order to play games, I took several friends to the computer room to download large-scale games. As a result, a full set of Trojan viruses were deployed on the school network. The computer teacher was so tired that it took more than ten days to repair them all.

How to put it, it's really because he deserves it.

This is what Tang Gao knows. There are probably even more things Tang Gao doesn't know.

Because after this optimist does something bad, he might turn around and forget about it, and then his father will secretly record it.

Liu Ren beat his limbs wildly and screamed: "Ah! Let me eat snail noodles, what is the difference between eating shit!"

Uncle Liu doesn't like snail noodles, and Liu Ren, as his own son, has inherited this and doesn't like snail noodles either.

Tang Gao shrugged: "You don't have to cook shit, but you have to cook two bowls of snail noodles yourself, and you have to eat them all."

Liu Ren burst into tears, got up dejectedly, and looked at Tang Gao aggrievedly: "Will he really get beaten less?"

Tang Gao silently took out the tissue on the table and stuffed it into his nose: "Remember to turn on the range hood in the kitchen."

Liu Ren howled miserably and had no choice but to cook the snail noodles by himself, and ate the snail noodles before his father came back.

Soon, three bowls of snail noodles were placed on the dining table.

Tang Gao raised his eyebrows: "You are careful, I eat, I don't eat shit... No, I don't like snail noodles either, I don't eat them."

There are people in this world who like to eat snail noodles, but unfortunately, Tang Gao is not among those who like it.

Liu Ren raised his head with an aggrieved look on his face: "Brother Tang, don't you really want to have a bowl with your brother?"

Tang Gao ignored him and waved directly to the cleaning aunt: "Aunt Zhang, please cook me a bowl of rice. I don't want to eat the shit he made!"

The cleaning lady smiled and washed her hands, then made a bowl of tomato and egg noodles and placed it in front of Tang Gao.

Tang Gao directly showed off and praised the cleaning aunt's skills: "Auntie, your cooking skills are at the level of a five-star chef, a hundred thousand times better than the crotch pulling skills of the guy opposite!"

Liu Ren knows how to cook, but not very well. He can make some rice...

Tang Gao's impression is that he can eat but will not die.

That's why the snail noodles he made tasted extremely unpleasant.

There is no way the cleaning aunt can make something that tastes so bad and smells so bad.

Liu Ren howled miserably and said "yue" while eating. In line with the mentality of not wasting food, he ate all three bowls, and the smell of pure snail noodles filled his body both inside and outside.

Soon, Uncle Liu opened the door with a dark face and came in. As soon as he came in, he smelled the smell of shit all over the room. He couldn't help shouting: "Auntie! Did our toilet explode? Shall I ask someone to clean it up?"

The cleaning lady came out, hurriedly waved her hand to indicate that it was okay, and pointed to the dining table.

Liu Shoushan took a look and saw that his son had a big belly and three empty bowls in front of him, filled with the smell of snail noodles.

Out of anger, Liu Shoushan suppressed his disgust for snail noodles, rushed forward, grabbed his son's clothes and lifted them up. He untied the wire rope from his waist with his right hand and saw that Tang Gao was sitting next to him.

Liu Shoushan forced a smile and said, "Xiao Gao, we will do the martial arts test later. Uncle, go up and talk to Xiao Ren about something."

Tang Gao raised his hands silently: "Uncle, you are busy, I am not in a hurry."

Liu Shoushan angrily carried Liu Ren and went straight upstairs. Liu Ren was dragged on the ground like a dead body, shedding tears of regret.

Although Liu Ren still doesn't understand why he was beaten again.

Soon, a sound like a slaughtering pig came from upstairs.

"I let you talk nonsense! yue!"

"Ahhhhh! Dad, I was wrong! Yue!"

"Yue! You made me lose all my face in front of my senior brother! Yue!"

"yue! yue! Dad, I was wrong! I was wrong!"

Tang Gao heard it clearly from downstairs. He could tell that the child was so happy that he screamed extremely loudly.

Uncle Liu was also very happy. He was gagging and beating him hard at the same time. He was really a cruel person.

Tang Gao listened to the brutality of the screams again, stood up helplessly, picked up his schoolbag and put it on his back: "Auntie, when uncle comes down, you can tell me that I have something to do at home and I will leave first."

Uncle Liu would rather endure his disgust and finish spanking the child. It seemed that he would not be able to finish the spanking in a while.

After the fight, Liu Ren probably won't have time to practice anymore.

The cleaning lady couldn't laugh or cry and said, "You two are really clever little guys."

What kind of crooked tricks are these? The father and son are "yueing" while interacting upstairs, which is extremely weird.

Tang Gao shrugged: "It used to take an hour, but this time it will take more than half an hour. The trick is working, isn't it?"