Infinite Torture Evolution

Lin Yi and the third prince Nezha, one with bloody lightning, the other with three heads and eight arms.

The two were about to start training, and the battle was about to start.

But at the moment, a shout suddenly came from a distance: "Hey, thunder, take your clothes in the rain."

Lin Yi knew who it was when he heard the shout.

The third prince also stopped, and looked far away with a group of heavenly soldiers.

A figure in the distance was running up and down.

This person is wearing a Vairocana hat and holding a nine-ring tin rod, but who is not the Tang Seng?

He came to the crowd, seeing how the Third Prince and Lin Yi were about to practice, he immediately raised one hand and said, "Amitabha Buddha, the two will calm down."

The giant spirit god stepped forward and glared at Tang Seng: "You monk, dare to hinder our official duties and take me!"

Speaking of raising the Xuanhua giant axe, he was going to cut it off at Tang Seng.

Nezha shook his head helplessly, feeling that this giant spirit god was like a mad dog.

He glared at the giant spirit god.

The giant spirit god quickly took a step back and said: "Third Prince, I just look at this person, he is so devilish, he is definitely not a good person."

"What is he like a demon?"

The third prince angered.

The giant spirit god explained forcibly: "But...but he doesn't look like a human."

Tang Seng said: "Neither human nor demon, is it possible that the poor monk is a human-demon?"

The giant spirit god said quickly: "You said this yourself. You human-monster, take me."

Tang Seng said: "This Zhang Feihu, this is your fault. Your axe is a weapon, how can it be used to eat? Besides, looking at you like this, you have to use an axe to chop me. But if you take it It's eaten for me, how can you chop me? So there is a problem with your expression."

The giant spirit god roared: "You are a mere mortal, dare you teach me a god?"

Tang Seng said: "As the saying goes, disciples don’t have to be inferior to teachers, and teachers don’t have to be as good as disciples. If you are a threesome, you must have your teacher Yan. Although you are a god and I am a mortal, I must have advantages that you don’t have. I know things but you don’t. Do I teach you any questions?"

The giant spirit god sneered: "Joke, you can tell me, what do you know I don't know?"

Tang Seng smiled confidently and said, "Widow Chen in Li Village gave birth to a son last night, do you know?"

"this……"

The giant spirit god secretly cursed in his heart: How can I know where to go? I am not as powerful as Sanqing and Tathagata, where do I know where to go?

Tang Seng said: "Are you speechless? It seems that you have been enlightened by me."

Then he turned his head to the third prince Nezha: "He already understands, do you understand?"

The third prince Nezha said: "Jin Chanzi was reincarnated, but he did not expect to become such a monk."

Tang Seng shook his head and announced the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, you can't agree with the poor monk. Since Jin Chanzi came to the world, he naturally wanted to teach the world. If he could not kill the living, he could tell Deadman alive. How can you teach Wanfang? How can you teach people? Ah, when it comes to eloquence, the two of you seem to need to be improved. I passed by Chencun last year and saw a spoken language and communication training class. I will introduce it to you. Go ahead. Give me my name and they will give you a 20% discount, as well as a mysterious gift."

Lin Yi secretly smiled in his heart: This Tang Seng is really long-winded, and he is a little nervous. It is exactly the same as the setting in the movie.

Tang Seng didn't wait for the third prince Nezha to speak, and pointed to Fairy Zixia: "Speaking of which, you tied this woman, and you tied it so professionally, what did she do wrong?"

The third prince Nezha said: "She went down to earth in private and moved her heart. As a god, she wanted to find some wishful man. She seriously violated the rule of heaven."

"Oh," Tang Seng nodded, with a very understanding look, and then asked, "What is Tiantiao? Is it the noodles in the sky?"

Seeing those people all looked at themselves like idiots.

Tang Seng immediately smiled and said: "Amitabha, just kidding, don't you mind? Seriously, if you want to find Ruyi Langjun to be a crime, then the few heavenly soldiers just looked at her from time to time, and the eyes showed The look of admiration obviously moved the heart. Are they considered a violation of the rules of heaven?"

When he said this, all the heavenly soldiers lowered their heads unconsciously.

Nezha turned his head and saw this, he couldn't help cursing in his heart: a bunch of trash!

Then, Tang Seng said: "Furthermore, the so-called existence is reasonable. Since creation allows humans to have emotions, it must have its truth. Immortals also come from humans, so what is wrong with immortals having feelings? This is. Very in line with the law of heaven. You are preventing her from finding true love now, which is against the law of heaven. In my opinion, the so-called law of heaven should be the law of heaven. If you violate the law of nature, this is a violation of the law of heaven. You Can you admit it?"

All the gods were stunned.

They looked at Lin Yi, and then at Tang Seng.

They just acted on orders, and they were directly said by these two people that they violated the law of heaven and violated the law of heaven.

Where does this make sense?

Tang Seng turned his head and said to Lin Yi: "This gentleman, do you think the poor monk is right?"

Lin Yi gave Tang Seng a thumbs up: "Give you a thumbs up."

Tang Seng was taken aback, and said, "Although I don't know what a like is, I will also give you a like. In this way, if the like is a good thing, we will flatter each other. If it is a curse, then I am still going back. "

Lin is also speechless.

This Tang Seng is really a little clever.

Nezha said: "In short, no matter what you say today, how you stop, I must take her back."

Tang Seng shook his head and said, "It's really a child to be taught. Think about it, if you have to take her away, will this gentleman agree to it? If he doesn't agree, you must fight again. With the aura of yours just now, yes. If you start fighting, can the surrounding heaven soldiers still survive? Fairy Zixia can't survive. Even if you can finally bring her body back to the heavenly palace, it will only be a corpse. You have lost so many heaven soldiers, you Think about it, what do the gods in the sky think of you? They will laugh at you for incompetence, even a small fairy can't take it home. They will laugh at you for being weak, and even a mortal can't do it. They will even laugh at your incompetence."

"What does this have to do with the incompetence of the last name?"

"It definitely matters. Think about it, the so-called people are crowded and gossip. As long as you have a little handle to be caught by them, they will hold a huge amounts of shit basin on your head-oh, sorry , Are three huge amounts of shit basins, which are buckled on your three heads."

Nezha listened and thought of the gods in the sky.

These gods are also panicking in their idleness.

If I messed up this time, I won't let them poke my spine.

Instead of that, it might as well let Zixia go, and then make up a reason to deal with the Jade Emperor.

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