At the same time, headlines.
"Editor-in-chief! Yishan Reclamation Group wants to build an elevator in Mount Everest, and Li Qi personally advances 500 billion yuan. It's time to repair the elevator to Mount Everest!"
"what!"
With a bang, the headquarters of the entire headline exploded.
At this moment, thousands of employees all took off their headsets and stood up from their workstations. Stared at an intelligence agent in horror.
WTF?
Repair the elevator to Mount Everest?
Is this tm done by humans?
What the four big stories on the Internet say is: install an elevator to Mount Everest. Install inner and outer tires for the train. Install the turn signal on the plane. Put a cover for the Pacific Ocean.
Among them, repairing the elevator to Mount Everest is still in the first place. Is this thing done by tm?
The intelligence agent yelled: "It's true, this is absolutely true. He is really going to repair the elevator to Mount Everest, and he has obtained the approval of the state. Moreover, he still paid 500 billion to repair it by himself, 10 seats. The total length of the elevator is 130,000 meters. Their plan is to make the world elevator a new symbol of the earth."
hiss--
The editor-in-chief of the headline news took a sigh of relief and quickly turned on the phone to confirm the source of the news.
After a while, the editor-in-chief put down the phone and yelled:
"Order now the air ticket to Shigatse City, hurry, hurry!"
"It's not good, the editor-in-chief, all the air tickets to Shigatse are sold out and sold out@!"
"Charter!"
"The editor-in-chief is not good. News from the airline said that just five minutes ago, all routes were basically contracted, and all media across the country and even the world were rushing to the foot of Mount Everest at this time. Hai Group said it would be built within a month, so many people rushed to Mount Everest, they have to wait for a month!"
"Dry!"
The editor-in-chief yelled and shouted: "Pack a plane to other places, and then take a car to Shigatse."
"Yes!"
"Set off!"
"..."
Suddenly, everyone in the headlines left the building violently and hurried to Shigatse City.
at the same time.
The whole country exploded!
Weibo, the first hot search headline:
#Moving mountains and reclaiming the sea to repair the elevator to Mount Everest.
Hot search second: #The national doubts are rising day by day, thinking that moving mountains and reclaiming the sea is just sensationalism.
The third hot search: #A construction company that hasn't gone abroad yet, why is it ranting?
The first three articles are all about this matter.
Almost all of the hot search news that follows are related to moving mountains and reclaiming the sea, and almost all of them are related to Mount Everest.
Netizens fry the pot.
It was like dropping a drop of water into a hot oil pan, and not only the hot oil in it boiled.
Even the pot is fried!
"Fuck, fuck!"
"The joke is true!"
"I f*ck, this is really imaginative to move mountains and fill the sea!"
"Killing Laozi, I never thought that one day, I would have the chance to climb Mount Everest!"
"My 85-year-old grandfather said that in a month, he will also go to the summit of Mount Everest."
"My god, my mother, my god; really worthy of the words'moving the mountains and filling the sea'. Fake news, right? Repair the elevator for Mount Everest? Is this tm sure it's not a joke?"
"Really, it's true. F*ck, according to the gossip. Li Qi has already begun to dispatch troops, and a large force is about to rush to the foot of Mount Everest. They will complete the largest in human history within a month. Miracle project."
"Puff...a mouthful of old blood spurted out, what is the reason for moving mountains and reclaiming the sea? The magical thing is not that they want to build the elevator for Mount Everest, but that the country approved it. Is the country sure?"
"..."
The whole network exploded 1
And at this time, in a villa in the capital.
A star surnamed Wang looked at the assistant with a smile: "Is it time? Why haven't the news media come? Yesterday, at my concert, my leather pants were filmed because of farting... Today, the headline should be stable, right? ?"
The assistant complimented: "Mr. Wang, you are really an operating genius. You can design such a brilliant idea. Which celebrity can have you so courageously to grab the headlines? The leather pants, I think, must be steady. "
As he said, the assistant screamed: ‘Wow, really. The fact that your leather pants are bulging has reached 4 million. This even exceeds the rumors of your previous divorce..."
The star named Wang smiled bitterly, and sighed in his heart: Headline number one, this is my lifelong dream...
Countless times, I thought that my headline was the number one. But countless times, countless new news came to suppress me and forced me down. Hey, this time, it's finally stable. ,
But why hasn't the news media come yet?
PS: Brothers, speak a word of conscience. There are really too few flowers... Can you ask for a wave of flowers to assist? Give me more motivation! !
If the flowers are broken by two thousand today, they will be more than twenty today! ! ! Twenty more! ! Seeking flowers! .
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