Inherit For Three Thousand Years
One hundred and thirty three funny children
Pan Xiaoliang rolled up his shirt sleeves, and said proudly: "A man, you have nothing to say to others, just ask!"
"Then let me ask, listen carefully." Xiao Yao's tone was narrow, "Have you ever peed in the swimming pool?"
Pan Xiaoliang originally thought that Xiao Yao would ask some nasty questions. A thick-skinned old man like him is not afraid of others knowing at all, let alone all the students here, even if everyone knows his privacy, There's nothing to be ashamed of either.
For example, the question that Xiao Yao answered just now, although his answer surprised everyone and felt that it broke through the bottom line of cognition, but in fact, even if this question is known to men, it will not have much negative impact.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yao would ask such a sharp question about public morality. He really didn't want to answer it. If he told the truth, it would affect his positive image too much.
"Can I choose to drink?" Pan Xiaoliang looked very conflicted.
"Actually, even if you don't answer this question, everyone already knows the answer to this question after seeing your hesitation and your current expression. Do you think it is necessary to avoid this question?" Xiao Yao has already succeeded, and said very It was calm and breezy.
Pan Xiaoliang sighed, with a look of resignation, "Okay, I was tricked by you, so I'll tell the truth."
"The answer to this question is yes, I have to admit that I am a bad banker, everyone despise me as much as you want!" Pan Xiaoliang was dejected, with a look of death.
Everyone did not expect Xiao Yao to ask such a tricky question, and Pan Xiaoliang also chose to tell the truth and did not deceive everyone. Xiao Yao's question and Pan Xiaoliang's answer were really exciting, and everyone had a topic at once.
"You guys are really scary. I will never go to a public swimming pool again." Chen Yuxi felt goosebumps all over her body.
"Pan Xiaoliang, I really misunderstood you. As your close roommate, I actually went to the school swimming pool with you to swim, and the number of times must be at least 10. I really want to beat you to death now! Can you tell me? ?" Wang Zhilie gritted his teeth, wishing he could beat Pan Xiaoliang violently right now.
"Zhilie, calm down first, I solemnly declare that you are not a victim, so don't lose your temper in a hurry." Pan Xiaoliang hurriedly explained further, "When I did this kind of thing, I was still a child. Well, I was not sensible at that time, and I never did this kind of thing after high school.”
But alas, his explanation doesn't seem to work.
"You must be fined, you must be fined, and you must be fined three times. If you don't accept this punishment, I will never forgive you in my life. If I change into swimming pool phobia from today, can you take responsibility? "Criticism is just a means, fine wine is the goal, finally caught Pan Xiaoliang's handle, Wang Zhilie will never let it go easily.
"Then I'm not at a disadvantage?"
Pan Xiaoliang felt that he was really stupid, he shouldn't answer this question, but should choose to drink, even if everyone knew his answer in their hearts, as long as he didn't say it himself, Wang Zhilie wouldn't be as happy as he is now an excuse to punish him.
"Do you want to drink? If you don't drink, we will never get through this matter for the rest of our lives. You can handle it yourself." Wang Zhilie directly threatened.
This matter is indeed quite serious. Since Wang Zhilie has already known about it, if he uses this trick, even if he escapes temporarily today, he will not be able to avoid it in the future.
Pan Xiaoliang picked up the wine glass, "Okay, I drank the three glasses of fine wine, but let's turn over this matter, and no one is allowed to mention it again."
Wang Zhilie agreed, "I've always been a magnanimous person, you drank the three glasses of fine wine, I won't mention this matter in the future."
Seeing that Pan Xiaoliang drank three glasses of wine in one go, he admitted his mistake very sincerely, and everyone reluctantly forgave him for the time being.
After Pan Xiaoliang finished drinking,
Soon he came back to life with full blood, and said to Wang Zhilie through gritted teeth: "Zhilie, you forced me to drink three cups of fine wine just now, I was very upset, how do you think I should retaliate against you?"
"Xiaoliang, we are good brothers, we can't let others see the joke, you let me off today, brother treats you to a big meal another day, and apologizes to you, what do you think?" The mentality changed quickly.
Pan Xiaoliang said righteously: "Brother is a strong proletarian fighter. If you want to bribe me, it is a wrong idea. I can't wait for the future. I have always had revenge. I have already thought of what questions to ask I'm going to ask you, are you afraid now?"
"Actually, I have already seen your true face. Like Li Wenxuan, you are taught by stabbing. It doesn't matter if you have friends like you. Just ask, brother. I will fight today." Since it is inevitable, Wang Zhilie You can only choose to face it bravely.
"Then listen carefully." Pan Xiaoliang smiled treacherously, "When the goblins are fighting, how many seconds is the shortest time you have?"
"Fuck you, what a few seconds!" Wang Zhilie slapped Pan Xiaoliang hard on the back, "Don't use your time to judge whether we normal people are good or not, your time is measured in seconds, and Our time is measured in hours."
Pan Xiaoliang's face was full of contempt, "Just brag, I remind you, you must tell the truth, if you tell a lie, be careful that all of us will give you a green hat."
"You underestimate me too much. Brother, I am a real man. Generally speaking, the time is about 20 minutes. If the quality is high, half an hour is fine." Wang Zhilie said lightly.
Wang Zhilie really didn't want to answer this question, and wanted to drink to avoid it, but everyone didn't allow it.
"Zhilie, we can't be cowardly. Your time is already very short. If you continue to be cowardly like this, are you still a man?" Xiao Yao encouraged.
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