Insectoids: The Job of the Males

Cai Lu regretted that she didn't dress up properly before going out today, the ghost knows that she is on duty today, and she took the time to meet an author with her colleagues, and she was lucky enough to meet two males! This is a male! Live males!

Pretending to be calm in her heart, Cai Lu took a sip from the cup, and almost died on the spot because of the hot tea. With an exaggerated squeak, he remembered that there were two males in front of him halfway through, and quickly covered his mouth.

"Are you okay?" Cheng Chaoci asked with a frown when he saw that his face was flushed.

Cai Lu gave a thumbs up: "No problem, no problem at all, very good! Very good! I have always been in good health, please rest assured." His voice was extremely deliberate, He was also extraordinarily sonorous and powerful. After speaking, he wished he could dig a hole to bury himself.

What the **** is he talking about! Let the thunder strike him! Destroy him! begging!

Zhou Luoluo couldn't hold back, he snorted, Cai Lu wanted to die even more.

"I'm sorry." Li Jiu took the lead in breaking the awkward atmosphere. Although he was a little cramped, he was much more generous and decent than Cai Lu, "You are a little different from what we imagined, some Unexpectedly, so..." In fact, Li Jiu only felt troublesome under the envious gazes of many female insects in the restaurant.

At first he thought Cheng Chaoci was a female, and the female was very good. Most of the females are quite easy to talk, and they will be very happy to cooperate. If it is a female, there will generally be a lot of broken things, and the last time the platform was torn apart, nine times out of ten, it was brought by the female. So females are the best choice.

Is there any more trouble with Bia bugs? Yes, males. But males rarely sign contracts. After all, they only need to reveal their male identities, and a lot of crowds will rush over. And the males don't need to make money by themselves, so they really just want to be happy.

Isn’t there no males signing contracts on the platform, which male editor should not be careful with those male creators? After all, as long as there is a small problem, they will make trouble. As long as they make trouble, the group of die-hard females and females will start to make trouble, and then the problem will be enlarged.

I edited the male bug, and the probability of resignation is extremely high.

Although the male worm in front of him seemed to be very polite, Li Jiu knew that even worms couldn't be seen, especially male worms.

Especially the place he chose today was a barbecue shop where females gather, not a place for males. Males will be annoying if they are stared at by females for a long time.

Being stared at is really annoying, but because Cheng Chaoci's aura is so **** weird, no worms come up to chat, and the Zhou Luoluo following Cheng Chaoci is not suitable at first. When the dish was served, I ate it on my own: "Wow! This tastes great! It's just a little spicy..."

"Give you water." Cai Lu swore that his voice had never been so pretentious in his life.

Zhou Luoluo looked at the water handed over, glanced at Cheng Chaoci sideways, turned around again, and said, "Thank you, thank you." First experience, but Zhou Luoluo has decided to be a gentle and mature male. Then the gentle and mature male was scalded by the hot tea and almost disappeared.

Seeing that the gentle and mature male was about to transform into a high-decibel screaming chicken, and frantically expressed his anger at the green-haired female, Cheng Chaoci quickly grabbed the back of the guy's neck: " Slow down when it gets hot."

Screaming chicken withered: "Oh, good."

Cai Lu apologized frantically, and Zhou Luoluo said nothing. Li Jiu stretched out his hand and pressed his eyebrows, "I'm sorry for causing you trouble." He felt that he was on the verge of resigning. Shouldn't he bring Cai Lu with him when he went out today.

"No, it's not a problem." Cheng Chaoci silently let go of the hand that pinched Zhou Luoluo's neck, "Let's talk about signing the contract. Talk while eating?"

"I hope you like it." Li Jiu glanced at Zhou Luoluo who was unwilling and silently eating barbecue, probably because of anger, chopsticks poked the barbecue into strange shapes.

Cheng Chaoci sighed helplessly: "When will the anger go away?"

"Thirty minutes." This guy Zhou Luoluo really gave an accurate time line, it seems that this anger is very naive and not high-end.

Cheng Chaoci smiled awkwardly at Li Jiu, then began to change the subject: "I want to know, if I am a minor bug, I need my female father and male father to sign a contract Sign it?"

"Are you a juvenile male? Under eighteen?" Li Jiu was a little surprised at this moment. Isn't it eighteen years old yet?

"That's right. Editor Li, I have read the contract template you sent me before. I have no problem with the recommendation and sharing. If we sign the contract according to the template, I will be a worm. I think it's reasonable, but I saw one." Cheng Chaoci was a little confused: "Does the contract of a minor bug require the consent of the male father and the female father?"

"Theoretically, this is the case." Li Jiu nodded, "Because of the Juvenile Insect Protection Law, the parent's signature must be present."

He was actually quite surprised that the male had no superfluous views on the terms of the contract. After all, the conditions for signing A were far from favorable.

"But I don't have a male father." Cheng Chaoci put down a thunderbolt in a gentle tone, causing all the insects on the table except Zhou Luoluo to look at him. It's full of incredible.

It makes sense to say that females do not have male fathers, but males, such a precious resource, do not have male fathers? !

Seeing the surprise of the two insects, Cheng Chaoci did not explain much, but said: "The male father died when I was still an egg."

My God! Such a small male has no male father! The last bit of prejudice against males in Li Jiu's heart also disappeared.

"Oh, of course, this special situation only needs to be reported, we will register it here. Then your mother and father will sign a name." Li Jiu looked at the underage in front of him, early The little male who lost his male father is full of love and love.

Even Zhou Luoluo obviously felt that Li Jiu was talking more, and seeing Cheng Chaoci's eyes softened a lot. I couldn't help but muttered in my heart, if you knew that he was still on Junk Star, you would probably cry out of discomfort.

Afterwards, the two parties ate and talked, and the atmosphere gradually improved. Cheng Chaoci suggested that he did not want to expose his male identity. Because even if the fan base grows quickly, it's not for the comics, and the cart before the horse is turned upside down.

Li Jiu's impression of Cheng Chaoci would be even better! If it wasn't for Cheng Chaoci being a minor bug, I'm afraid Li Jiu would have ordered wine.

In the end, because Cheng Chaoci and Zhou Luoluo had to go home early as males, they said goodbye to the two editors.

"I forgot to ask him why he didn't update!" Cai Lu slapped his forehead on the way back, "Speaking of which, he really doesn't look like a male, he doesn't have a personality." How can a normal male follow They have such a good relationship with such sub-females.

"It's not very good, anyway, I can't think of it if I die, I will sit with a male bug, and have a good chat." Li Jiu chuckled, "He's the type Probably a lot of females will like it."

"Don't you like it!" Cai Lu slapped Li Jiu with his shoulder: "You don't have a hero, do you? Aren't you excited?"

Li Jiu glanced at him indifferently: "He is still a child, a sixteen-year-old child. He has not yet reached maturity, so don't give me any crooked thoughts."

…

"What's wrong with my crooked thoughts? What's wrong!" Jin Yueliie sat in the cockpit with his legs crossed, "Besides, how could I possibly have thoughts about males? Isn't it just a dream or two? Is it?"

"Shut up for me." A female in a black suit beside him couldn't help interrupting, "I don't want to know why you pervert would treat a sixteen-year-old Males are interested."

"No interest!" Jin Yue quibble loudly.

"I don't care if you are **** interested! I just want to ask! Does the assassination of the leader of our Black Panther Star Thief Group have anything to do with you!" The female in the black suit has been patiently rushing up The urge to fight bugs.

Besides Wei Zhuo, who has the strength to do it?!"

After shouting, he muttered in a low voice: "Tsk, where did that clown go?"

The female in the suit took a deep breath to calm her irritable mood. Can't fight, can't fight! Both sides suffered, and there was no benefit in the Golden Lion's territory.

Jin Yue was lying on the armchair, looking at the female in the black suit, who was embarrassed by the boss: "Come on, Sun Wushe, you black-hearted white-eyed wolf pretending to be a fart! If you don't get killed by the Federation, you will die in your hands in a year or two."

"What kind of brotherhood do you play with me now!" Jin Yue wore boots, stepped on the seat, and leaned forward, "You have been undercover in the federation for a long time, you were Are the brainwashed people righteous?"

"Fuck off! Fuck off! You have such a good relationship with Wei Zhuo, you didn't know he was going on a mission?" Jin Yue turned his head and didn't want to look at him, "I guess that boy Meng Yuele has been exposed. Some wind. Che, you're not still his brother, you can't compare to an outsider."

"It doesn't count." Sun Wushe turned around, "Everyone's father and mother are different, I even changed my surname, how dare I call Lieutenant Wei a brother?" There was a long line on the back of his hand. Scar, that's evidence that he's broken away from the family.

Jin Yue raised his eyebrows and glanced back: "You are at least a bit luckier than him, and you haven't become one-eyed blind."

"Yeah." Sun Wushe chuckled, "It didn't become a lackey of the Federation."

…

It has been a month since the seven-chapter comics in Cheng Chaoci's hand came out. By the way, he also updated the third chapter of the little zombie king by the way. To talk about feelings, it is probably that day and night are reversed, and I don’t know what year it is today. Especially after Cheng Jin returned to the army, Cheng Chaoci stayed up late even more recklessly.

When he stepped out of the house and saw the sun, Cheng Chaoci almost burst into tears: "I am alive! I came out alive!" Posting tonight! He should also go out for a walk!

Cheng Chaoci stretched and heard a click on his waist. Well, it's the sound that needs movement!

Cheng Chaoci started a set of warm-up exercises while there were no insects around. The second set of radio gymnastics, dance youth, start now!

To be honest, I don’t remember the movements anymore. Cheng Chaoci recited one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. , play the role of atmosphere.

Cheng Chaoci's movement was in the small yard behind the villa. The walls of the small yard are also very retro fence-like, but it is said that the defense is actually very strong. Burnt to ashes.

Insects standing outside can easily see inside.

Unfortunately, Cheng Chaoci met an onlooker outside when he was doing the body rotation exercise, turned his head in shock, and heard a click again.

Cheng Chaoci and the female worm looked at each other, silently covered her lower back, and squatted on the ground.

Fuck! screwed up!

The female worm outside seemed to have reacted, but the first reaction was actually a burst of laughter.