Insectoids: The Job of the Males

The worms outside cried earth-shatteringly for the comic plot, but Cheng Chaoci lived a very comfortable life, but there were always some small episodes in a comfortable life.

"I rarely see you going out." Sun Wushe smiled and said, "Do you like to stay at home?"

Cheng Chaoci, who was basking in the sun in the backyard, looked at Sun Wushe across the fence rather indifferently, and a picture he did not want to recall appeared in his mind: "Why do we meet here The place?" It's really not a good memory to be seen by a bug doing radio gymnastics and stared at for a long time.

Sun Wushe pointed to the right side: "Maybe because your next door is my house."

"You go back to your house through the back door?"

"A worm interested." Seeing that Cheng Chaoci was going to pack up and go back, Sun Wushe hurriedly stopped: "How about I take you out for a walk?"

"Huh?" Cheng Chaoci turned his head and looked at him vigilantly. Cheng Chaoci felt that Sun Wushe was a rotten worm, which could be seen from the way Sun Wushe was squatting outside the fence last time in high spirits to see how he was lying on the ground.

Simply put, Sun Wushe gave him a different feeling than ordinary females in the Zerg society. He doesn't seem to yearn for male insects at all, and even has a certain degree of disgust towards male insects. Last time, Sun Wushe's eyes were not gentle.

"Don't be nervous, I'm just watching you stay at home is very boring." Sun Wushe got closer, "You are not familiar with Capital Star." Chao Ci's bottom check was clean.

Compared with the last time we met, Sun Wushe's gentle voice almost made Cheng Chaoci's goosebumps: "I remember that the males like to go out to watch a movie or something."

"Don't." The Zerg movies are as simple as the earliest Superman comics in the 20th century, and most of them are the plots of the face of justice and the victory of evil. He can't eat it. Cheng Chaoci wanted to decline Sun Wushe's invitation, but something came to his mind.

Cheng Chaoci looked up and down Sun Wushe: "Are you on holiday today?"

"Well, I just came back from a mission, I handed in the report yesterday, and was approved for three days of leave."

Then not all insects have a holiday, Lieutenant Wei estimates that there is no time. Cheng Chaoci really wanted to go out. After all, he had just started playing with the virtual mecha, and now he felt a little itchy when he stopped.

It is not impossible to follow Sun Wushe, Sun Wushe and Wei Zhuo are relatives of the same male father, and they are military females with military posts. What do you do to your own male worm.

"Do you like to play virtual mecha battles?" Cheng Chaoci asked, still have to take care of the other party, what if the other party doesn't like it? I feel that training mechas is so tiring, and it's too insane to go shopping and engage in mechas.

A peculiar bug."

Sun Wushe agreed, Cheng Chao happily put on a shirt and big pants and went out. In special circumstances, Cheng Chaoci would pack himself up and use that dejected face to block the peach blossoms, but it was different from the male insect with a female beside him, and generally no insect without long eyes would come up to talk to him.

I don't quite understand the source of Cheng Chaoci's happiness, nor why there are males like Cheng Chaoci who come out without dressing up, don't they have any burden?

This confusion was not completely dispelled until Sun Wushe took Cheng Chao to resign from the virtual mecha battle experience store and played two or three times. It wasn't that he understood it suddenly, but that he was inspired by Cheng Chaoci's brainless operation and frequent deaths.

Females are competitive, and females hate pig teammates. In particular, Sun Wushe's own ability is not as strong as Wei Zhuo, and it may not be able to withstand one hit and two.

However, Sun Wushe did not have the good temper of Wei Zhuo, and after another death, he directly shoved Cheng Chaoci out of the cockpit.

Cheng Chaoci didn't have a B number, and was still wondering: "Why do I feel that today's opponent is much stronger than yesterday's, and is not following the routine? Do we have to discuss a tactic?"

Sun Wushe listened to the blue veins on his forehead: "Yesterday? Tell me what happened yesterday."

"Lieutenant Wei brought me here yesterday..." Cheng Chaoci patiently played with him a lot yesterday, and in the later stage he figured out the routine, and then counter-killed a few heroic deeds Tell it to Sun Wushe.

After listening to it, Sun Wushe ruthlessly exposed the fact that Cheng Chaoci was playing a bug machine in the later period, and beat Cheng Chaoci from a vigorous juvenile male to a lost Radish tassel with no moisture and sunlight.

Cheng Chaoci really didn't expect that his self-righteous killing was actually a bug machine? Or the most low-level kind, who has been killed by the bug machine so many times? Wait, Wei Zhuo, who accompanies him, must know! So he took care of his emotions all the way yesterday and didn't say anything?

Cheng Chaoci is autistic.

"Do you still want me to play with you?" Sun Wushe asked while rubbing his temple with one hand.

"No need, let's play something else." Cheng Chaoci's voice was dazed, "Anything is fine, I can do it."

Seeing that Cheng Chaoci seemed to be of a low nature, like being hit, Sun Wushe suddenly asked, "Do you think my personality is not as good as that of Brother Wei?"

"No." Cheng Chaoci was still immersed in the sadness of being a pig teammate, and answered weakly.

"But you seem to be happier with him." Sun Wushe said, "He won't expose your bad play, and takes care of your emotions." This has always been the case, although He and Wei Zhuo are the same male father, but their personalities are completely opposite. Wei Zhuo is ruthless and powerful, but rigidly obeys the so-called order, and he seems to understand the rules better than Wei Zhuo, but is eager to break everything that exists. They weren't like brothers, they never were.

"Human, ah no, worms and worms are different, and worms and worms get along differently. No one has a better or worse character. Everyone is saying that Run-in." Cheng Chaoci gave Sun Wushe a faint look, "For example, if you don't mention my bad play, our run-in will probably be a little higher."

He thought it was interesting, so interesting, that this kind of words actually came from the mouth of a male worm. Selfish, greedy male.

Sun Wushe's sudden action made Cheng Chao's head full of question marks.

until Sun Wushe slowly raised his head and said, "But I'm telling the truth." Cheng Chaoci's face darkened instantly.

"If it wasn't for physical fitness, I wouldn't be able to beat you. You are already lying on the ground." Cheng Chaoci gritted his teeth.

This time, Sun Wushe did not laugh because of Cheng Chaoci's overreaching, but stood up and changed the subject: "Are you going to an amusement park?"

"Amusement park?" Is there such a place in the Zerg world?

"It's a place to take the little bugs to play. Wei Zhuo must have never brought you there. After all, he probably doesn't know that Capital Star has an amusement park." Been there, his mother-in-law died too early. Later, when I was an adult, I went there once or twice, and it was not interesting.

But the little males should like it.

Sun Wushe lowered his eyes to look at Xiao Xiongzi, his hair and pupils were black, his skin was white, and his eyelashes were thin and long. It's so beautiful... Probably the rating will be very high.

Why did such a mutated male suddenly appear?

Sun Wushe heard from Jin Yue that he met this little male on a junk star, a planet called Sun Suo Xing. Sun Wushe has never been to the junk star, because there is nothing on it, whether it is a planet or a worm, in Sun Wushe's view, there is no use value.

And the male worm on the junk star is unheard of, I saw only one such as Cheng Chaoci.

But will the worm on it grow into Cheng Chaoci? Sun Wushe thinks it is unlikely that after lacking material superiority, the males who are already superior should pursue spiritual superiority, but after obtaining the same rights, they will only intensify.

This is not the self-righteousness of Sun Wushe, but a common problem shown by most of the males who were "rescued" in barren places.

It is said that the amusement park built for the cubs does not have various items familiar to Cheng Chaoci, such as Ferris wheel, roller coaster, merry-go-round, and even haunted house.

Cheng Chaoci saw with his own eyes that a group of six or seven year old female cubs were sitting on a facility similar to a jumping machine. After sitting firmly, rotate and ascend.

Oh, that's not called ascending, that's escaping, just like that. The speed of the rotation made Cheng Chaoci suspect that if he really wanted to sit on it, he would have to spit it out.

If you want to vomit, you have to follow the machine to spit out a spiral. The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

Cheng Chaoci listened to the screams of the little female insects, and took a step back quite knowingly: "Let's go to the movies, I think the movies are good."

"You don't like it?" Sun Wushe was deeply surprised, "You like to play virtual mecha, I thought you would like this."

"No, I'm just a weak and helpless male." Cheng Chaoci closed his eyes, he also wanted to be tough, so he played all those devil facilities indifferently, and then in countless The female worm said in disdain in her surprised eyes that it was nothing more than that.

But in front of these behemoths, even if you say that you are not afraid, it will be a dead duck. Cheng Chaoci felt that his calf was trembling a little, forget it, enough is enough.

In front of these facilities, the most terrifying roller coaster in the world looks so simple and lovely. This is no longer a simple limit challenge, it is simply challenging the limit of one's own body.

Seeing that Sun Wushe was still staring at him, Cheng Chaoci lowered his voice and said, "I don't want to be on social news." , it's so out of taste!

Cheng Chaoci gave in. To be honest, he wanted to go straight back to painting. But he promised the bugs to come out to play, so he went back like this for fear that Sun Wushe would think that it was his own arrangement, so he would think more about it.

The movie chose a love movie. To be honest, there are very few Zerg love movies. Cheng Chaoci also tried to read it, but after reading the beginning, he didn't read it any further.

The Zerg movie theater is already holographic, 100% real, you can even feel the temperature of the sun, smell the flowers in the air, and even the food of the protagonists.

It's just that Cheng Chaoci doesn't understand why it's a love movie, but the protagonist is still fighting.

The cinema will prepare a separate compartment for the bugs, and everyone does not sit together. Of course, if you are watching a movie together, you can choose a double-worm cubicle.

"Why is the protagonist fighting?" Cheng Chaoci asked the question he had always wondered about, "Isn't this a love movie? Why is the movie half finished, and the protagonist is still fighting and getting promoted to the military? What about the other protagonist?"

Sun Wushe again did not understand Cheng Chaoci's brain circuit: "Didn't it come out already?"

"Ah? Where?" Cheng Chaoci recalled it for a long time, but couldn't remember.

Fuck! Cheng Chaoci remembered! He remembered the male, not because the other party had any special behavior, but because the males were always among the passers-by, and inexplicably gave a six-second shot. Cheng Chaoci thought it was some new actor who wanted to come over and show his face. , plug money and blush.

The result is another male lead? ! Cheng Chaoci's pupils trembled: "Then how did they fall in love?"

Sun Wushe was once again confused: "How does love happen? Isn't this kind of thing going to happen when we are together?"

"Huh?"

Huh? is that so? ah?

"You mean they get along slowly after getting married, and then fall in love?"

Sun Wushe frowned: "Isn't love after marriage and childbirth?"

No! its not right!

There is absolutely something wrong with this logic!

"Shouldn't fall in love first and then get married, and then children should be the crystallization of love?"

The crystallization of love? This statement is quite strange. However, Sun Wushe didn't think so. The marriage of worms and worms is a demand, and the purpose of breeding worms is to reproduce. To be honest, it is a bit nondescript to put on a fake shell of so-called love.

The two worms found their own and each other's ideas different, but they did not argue. I just finished watching the movie quietly.

A boring movie will make the worm drowsy, but obviously this movie is not boring, and it refreshes Cheng Chaoci's three views all the time. In a love movie, is the protagonist actually trying to become that male's female servant? Then it ends with having a baby.

Finally, this female is very happy.

What nonsense?

On the way back, Cheng Chaoci was still talking: "I should watch a war movie." Although the Zerg war movie has a documentary feel, and various strategies are particularly hard-core, but it is handsome. , How great is it to fight with blood in the universe galaxy? !

"You don't like this?" Sun Wushe wondered.

"How can I say, I can't say that the female is not happy, just..."

Cheng Chaoci thought for a while, and continued: "It's just that it's not love."

"Of course this may be because I'm too idealistic." Cheng Chaoci didn't want to easily deny anyone's values, even though that movie was a **** in his heart, and he couldn't wash it.

"It's just what I thought of love, when you fall in love, when you look at him, nothing around you is so important. The heart will beat for the other party, even if the other party has ordinary features, It's also like the swarm of insects will shine, and the eyes will follow involuntarily."

"I want to add another worm to my short, pale life. At the end of my life, the tombstone can be engraved with each other's name, proving to all the worms passing by this ordinary and tangled life. ."

Cheng Chaoci's voice was cold and cold, "Not just because the other party is a male."

Sun Wushe walked beside him and looked down at him.

For a very short moment, Sun Wushe almost asked: "Like me now?" But he held back, he knew it was impossible.

Cheng Chaoci is right, this idea is too ideal.

And Sun Wushe doesn't love this little male, everything is just a chain reaction based on novelty, and everything will be fine when you get used to it.