Insectoids: The Job of the Males

"What's wrong with your face?" Cheng Chaoci looked at Meng Yuele with wide eyes.

Meng Yuele came to give him something. When he came, his face was blue and purple, and his right cheek was still swollen.

feel bad.

After so many years of friendship, when he says he beats him, he beats him just because he is in a bad mood. Meng Yuele felt sad, even if Wei Zhuo invited him to a meal after beating up, it wouldn't be a big deal.

He lasted all night without any medication or therapeutic apparatus. Today, I deliberately found a reason to bring some snacks to Cheng Chaoci, and with such a face, I was greeted by many insects on the road.

But Meng Yuele didn't care, he just wanted Cheng Chaoci to see how cruel that **** Wei Zhuo was: "Yesterday, twenty or thirty military females were beaten by him on the ground, struggling Can't even struggle."

Meng Yuele looked at Cheng Chaoci silently, still sighing that the S-class military female was simply a bug, Cheng Chaoci finally realized something was wrong after she caught sight: "Cough, what, you Beaten up?"

Cheng Chaoci leaned back: "That's really, it's too much, how can this be!"

Seeing that Cheng Chaoci said these words in a weak tone, he did not have the same enthusiasm when talking about the combat power of S-class female soldiers. Meng Yuele's face sank.

Cheng Chaoci's face changed instantly, and he clenched his fist in indignation: "It's too much! How can he beat you?!" This time, he was full of emotion. letter.

Heh

Insects are not worth it.

"Then what, let me get you a healing device to heal the wound first." Cheng Chaoci simply changed the subject.

Meng Yuele was very moved, and Xiongzi was really gentle, very different, anyway, much better than that **** Wei Zhuo.

Cheng Chaoci: "By the way, do you know what Major Wei likes?" Ashamed to say, Wei Zhuo knew exactly what he liked to eat and what to use, but Cheng Chao Ci didn't know Wei Zhuo that well.

Wei Zhuo never seemed to have a preference for anything. You can eat almost anything, and it doesn't matter.

Meng Yuele: "..." What else can I say? He shouldn't have come here!

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"I said it was a mistake!" Jin Yue tutted impatiently, "If it weren't for the male worm shouting, it wouldn't have caused chaos at all, and it didn't happen. Is it?"

"It's too late! Don't you know that you are a kidnapper for Cheng Chaoci Xiongzi? Are you going to join up after all this?" Sun Wushe wanted to give Jin Yue this brain. The bug in question gave him a brain shake to wake him up a bit.

Speaking of this, Jin Yue became angry instead: "Fuck, it's okay if you don't **** say this, I ask you, since you know where the clowns are, you still go with the clowns. Recently, why didn't you reveal any news to me!"

No one in the star thief knew that he was looking for the clown and eight monsters, and the clown and eight monsters are also the author of serial comics. It's "hidden thunder in the crotch".

"I told you, then what? Let you kidnap him from the capital star?" Sun Wushe frowned, "I said, can you bring some brains occasionally?"

"Why the **** don't I have a brain!" Jin Yue slapped the table with a slap, a joke! Without a brain, he can become the leader of the Golden Lion Star Thief Group?

Fortunately, Sun Wushe came out to see that Jinyue specially made a private room in the tavern, otherwise Jinyue would be so troubled, it might have attracted the attention of many insects.

guy?"

"Then what?" Sun Wushe suppressed his anger, his tone was calm, and he sounded calm, "What do you want to take him for? To be your hero?"

What do you do after taking away the clowns?

This Jin Yue really never thought about it.

The male worm cannot carry it on his shoulders or carry it with his hands. The clowns and eight monsters are probably only able to draw, what is the use of this? Is it true that after the army of the Federation brought it up, they threatened the other party with worms not to act rashly?

Being a worm... In fact, it is not impossible, after all, what he will do in the future is not very friendly to the male worm group, but inexplicably does not want the clowns to be divided into eight monsters.

However: "What can he do? You can think about it later. Anyway, take the bug away first. Sun Wushe, don't be a **** coward. I'll take him away myself, so I won't bother you."

"Didn't you **** say before that you're not afraid of Wei Zhuo? Now it's such a mess?" Jinyue is a worm who really can't speak and has a cheap mouth. If it weren't for him The strength is excellent, and it is estimated that he has been beaten to death by his colleagues.

But Sun Wushe's temper is not that violent, or the endurance is much stronger than that of ordinary females, and he did not yell at Jin Yue because Jin Yue farted: "Take him away? Let him follow you. ? To accompany you on the starship when your Golden Lion Star Thief Group was besieged by the Federation?"

"He can live in peace and stability in the capital star, he can do whatever he wants, follow you? Don't talk about fighting with you, star thieves have everything, how can you guarantee him Safety?"

A male, a male out of federal protection! What good do you get in the hands of those bastards? !

Jin Yue's words sounded harsh: "What? Have been in the federal army for a long time? Was it turned against you?"

"I don't deny that there are some self-disciplined females in the Star Thief Group, but they are definitely not the majority." Sun Wushe looked at Jin Yue coldly, "If you threaten Cheng Chaoci Yuko's safety, I promise, you can't get out of the capital star."

This is quite harsh.

After the former boss of the Black Panther Star Thief Group was assassinated, things were temporarily handed over to Sun Wushe and another former second-in-command. Not surprisingly, the next boss will be chosen from among them.

Sun Wushe has a great chance of winning, and during this time, Sun Wushe and Jin Yue's Golden Lions have a good relationship, which is equivalent to giving him another security lock for his future boss position.

At this time, it is quite inconvenient to turn against the boss of the Golden Lions, and the pre-payment is there. Now it is simply unfortunate to have a bad relationship, the initial cost cannot be recovered, and there is a possibility of retaliation later.

However, Jin Yue calmed down a lot after hearing Sun Wushe's warning. Frowning, he looked up and down Sun Wushe.

Sun Wushe loves black clothes.

This guy is like a viper after stripping off his disguise. He is vicious and vicious, he shouldn't stop himself at this time, after all, no matter what Jin Yue does, Sun Wushe just needs to clear the relationship as much as possible: "You, wouldn't you be interested in the clown and eight monsters? I want him to do it. Your hero?"

"I don't want to." Sun Wushe directly denied, "This is not realistic."

It's early, but I really don't know the clowns and eight monsters as well as Sun Wushe.

Sun Wushe just looked like he was hit with an inverse scale, that's all? Who would believe it if you say you're boring about clowns?

Still staying in a place with weak lighting, this position made him more comfortable and familiar.

Like himself, he can't stand in the sun and express his feelings to a male.

Sun Wushe looked at the chandelier above his head: "I'm different from him, too different. I don't want to have too much intersection with him."

"I like him very much." Sometimes I even think about if I really are just an ordinary military female, then there is hope.

But that's impossible, just like what he thought when he heard Meng Yuele say that Cheng Chaoci and Wei Zhuo might have a situation.

He understands his character, so he won't blame Cheng Chaoci for favoring Wei Zhuo.

What's to blame? Cheng Chaoci didn't know his own thoughts at all, and he refused to reveal it. And who stipulated that if you like a bug, you will definitely be liked by the other party?

What's more, he is not as principled and responsible as Wei Zhuo. He's an undercover agent, and the worst part is that he's a 25-year-old. Which serious bug can accept a 25-year-old who is a star thief.

And Sun Wushe doesn't plan to give up her plan for what she likes.

He still has his own plans to do, because he likes a certain male and gives up? This is too nonsense. Wasn't he planning in vain all these years ago?

So they don't fit, neither emotionally nor rationally.

Giving up chasing a male will make him a lot easier, although sometimes he can't sleep well in the middle of the night, convulsing fantasies about what it would be like if they could really be together

"You are too miserable." Jin Yue shook his head again and again, "Come on, let me see, if I can kidnap it...cough, try not to kidnap."

What should I do if I want to catch it back, and I am also attracted by that clown? Jin Yue has never liked any bugs, but looking at the state of Sun Wushe, it doesn't feel like a good thing.

When I saw it, I felt that Sun Wushe's brain was not very bright, and he still wanted to cut off relations with Jinshi because of the clowns and eight monsters? This is simply incredible, is this the power of liking? I'm afraid I'm afraid.

However, the clowns and monsters are in the capital star, and it is unrealistic to ask Jin Yue to live completely without looking for him.

Jin Yue himself is crazy and doesn't care much about the rules. If he really cared about the rules, he wouldn't have sent a photo to Cheng Chaoci after he escaped.

Don't kidnap, it's always alright to look for it, right? It's just that the clowns may have to plug their mouths at that time to prevent the clowns from yelling.

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"Why do I feel that my back is cold?" Cheng Chaoci shuddered inexplicably and glanced out the window, um, the sun was shining on the earth, warm and peaceful.

The temperature is always the same, is it possible that a bug is playing his mind?

"Xiao Ci, read carefully." Teacher Liang smiled on the side.

The little male worm is very good, but it is especially easy to be attracted by some strange things. Especially when studying, old electronic documents, even advertisements can make Xiao Xiongzi stare at it for a long time.

"Teacher Liang, I have a question." Cheng Chaoci raised his eyes to see Teacher Liang, "Before we Zerg are 18 years old, it's nothing to fall in love, isn't it illegal?"

"Have a favorite bug?" Teacher Liang thought it was very interesting. He thought that Cheng Chaoci would only meet a favorite bug after resigning for a long time. It's hard to find the right mind.

But: "That's fine, it's probably not that painful when you wake up as an adult."

"What do you mean?"

"The pheromone awakens after the male becomes an adult. The higher the level, the more difficult it is for the male to awaken." Teacher Liang took a slow look at Cheng Chaoci's electronic screen, um, from just now to now , did not turn a page, "Sometimes the level is too high is not necessarily a good thing, especially for males whose physical fitness can't keep up."

"The lethality rate of A-class male awakening is three percent."

Cheng Chaoci was stunned: "Is there a fatality rate?! It's so cruel?" He didn't know this before, he only knew that awakening would overflow pheromone, and if it overflowed, it would give Bring yourself a lot of trouble.

"Yes, your female father may not understand this." After all, Cheng Jin left the capital star with the egg early, and he never thought that he was pregnant with a male worm.

And strictly speaking, this is not taught in the male course. After all, there are too few A-level males, accounting for only one-fifth of the male population.

But Teacher Liang thinks that Cheng Chaoci is very likely to be a Grade A male, and even two of Cheng Chaoci's friends are likely to be Grade A males.

The better you look, the higher your rank may be. But each bug has a different standard for what looks good.

The so-called good-looking, that is, Zhou Zheng, three courts and five eyes are straight, and there is no slanted mouth, and there is basically no big problem.

"And if you have a female beside you during your awakening, he can guide you, and the pain will probably be minimized." Teacher Liang watched Cheng Chaoci's face slowly turn red, and said to himself Before he said what happened to the guide, he felt that Yuko already understood.

Sometimes this male Cheng Chaoci really makes the insect feel very talented.

Are you gifted? No, Cheng Chaoci just watched a lot of Huang Man in his previous life. Don't say Xiao Huangman, he is a serious martial arts man. Isn't it necessary for a man and a woman to take off their clothes when they practice the Heart Sutra of the Jade Girl?

There is only one male and one female, which will inevitably lead to reverie.

"A-class male worms? Maybe more than that." In a research institute, a group of researchers in white coats were discussing a worm they often talked about recently in the cafeteria.

"I think it is possible for him to break through the level of S-class." A male with goggles swallowed the dish in his mouth, "But the death rate of S-class males is too high ."

The death rate of A-class males is only 3%, and the S-class directly soars to 80%. That pain has passed the tipping point that most males can bear.

"Hey, Bai Jun, what do you think?" A male with long hair pushed Bai Jun with his elbow.

"My male father has been paying close attention to the little male Cheng Chaoci recently." Bai Jun recalled, "He is very smart, and he almost got a word from me."

"Alas...my family from the female prince to the female servant has been chasing his cartoons recently. Oh, my children are also chasing." A male insect looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle, "Crying When I stared at the virtual screen one by one, I wished I could drown the house, that's not bad, I recently published a new comic, and the people in my family stared at the virtual screen and laughed so strangely, I got goosebumps all over."

"Hahahaha, don't talk about your female monarch and female servant. Didn't Bai Jun stroll to Star TV not long ago, wanting to find a reporter? The result? Did you find it?" Chang The male worm pushed Baijun again.

I didn't find it, I almost starved to death. However, these Bai Jun will not say: "Although I didn't find it, at least I have encountered Cheng Chaoci this bug."

"Bai Jun, you can't do it! You can only do research when you are so old? Isn't the president worried that you will not find a female in the future?"

You are advising me to hurry up and find someone."

Uncle is a title for one's male father and female monarch. The leader is not only a female monarch, he has many female servants, but their female lord and female servant get along quite well .

This can be seen from the fact that they pressed for marriage together: "I can't stand it anymore, just happened to see the comics, so..."

The researcher on the side patted him on the shoulder sympathetically. Those who are engaged in research spend all day in the laboratory, and it is really not easy to find a partner.

After all, the evolution of females focuses on the strength and agility of the body, while the evolution of males is more inclined to the development of the brain.

All the males sitting here now are almost unforgettable geniuses.

If there are still females in the officials, then their Zerg No. 1 Research Institute is really all male, and there is no shadow of females at all.

Even the protection and security measures are made by themselves. This research institute is definitely the safest place in the entire Capital Star.

If there is a day when the Zerg war breaks out and spreads to the capital star, the protective measures of the First Research Institute can seal the entire research institute.

The particle cannons couldn't get in, even if the capital star was gone, the protection that wrapped the First Research Institute into a ball would still be able to carry these male insects floating in the vast universe for twenty years.

According to the president's words, it is the hardest scumbag in the entire Zerg.

And the little genius research institutes who created this **** shell are quite happy and think this is a compliment.

It’s just that A+ rank males are already so powerful, so what kind of S rank is so powerful. The only worry now is whether the S-rank male will die because he can't find a female to accompany him through the awakening period.

"Isn't there an S-rank female in our Zerg? It's just right for him."

The long-haired male interrupted the colleague: "The possibility is not high, the male father of the female seems to be an ordinary male, and he is sadistic. Now the female is out of The family is gone, and there is still a scar on his face from the time he left."

"It's just another female worm who was made to be afraid of males by those waste males." A male who was chewing green vegetables couldn't help it, "Every time they make a bunch of them Forcing things, the male insect protection law is about to become a cover for criminals."

"What can you do? We don't have as many as those guys."

Most of them are incompetent, only know to eat and wait to die, and there may be males with special hobbies.

"Isn't that male very dangerous? No, from now on, our research institute will have one less capable person." Xiao Xiongzi didn't plan anything yet. After Chao Ci, it must be a bug of their research institute.

"But he likes to draw, are you sure he will be interested in doing research?" Bai Jun wondered.

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"I think painting is already messing with my brain cells." Cheng Chaoci stared at the mecha operation manual on the virtual screen, "Why do I always think that what male worms learn is strange Weird stuff."

There is no mech for males.

You can only play virtual battles, but what is the difference between virtual battles and games?

"Otherwise, I'll teach you mathematics?" Teacher Liang has a good personality, and seems to be indifferent to what Cheng Chaoci wants to learn, "From the basics, if you are interested in mecha manufacturing or light If you are interested in brains and the like, this is very useful."

"No, I suddenly think the mecha is pretty good." Math? Heh, just kidding, in his last life, his math has been at the level of repeatedly jumping on the pass line. The most complicated math problem he did when he grew up was to calculate how to use the Double Eleven discount coupons to be more cost-effective.

Just when Cheng Chaoci was going to plunge into the bitter sea of ​​study, he saw a familiar insect from the window.

Sun Wushe? Is he not working today? Why did it come back at this point?

It stands to reason that their military districts usually get off work later than Teacher Liang. Is it possible that they have to ask for leave?

Teacher Liang sighed helplessly, yes, and was attracted to his attention again: "Xiaoci, if you do this again, I will tell your female father."

"Ah! I'm sorry!" Cheng Chaoci hurriedly turned his head and stared at the virtual screen seriously. Although he didn't understand half a word, his attitude was there, at least he looked serious at first glance.

After Cheng Chaoci turned his head, Sun Wushe looked at the window. After watching silently for a while, I went home.