Interdimensional science and technology starting from cyberpunk
Chapter 363: Party afterward (2)
"Have you made an appointment to go to some beautiful paradise to enjoy the time together without anyone else?"
"puff!"
Lucy at the other table squirted her drink!
Lille, who revealed the truth in one sentence, calmly dismissed the stupid monkey and continued: "All the young people nowadays are like this.
Where do you want to go? Europe? Moon? Or Africa? It should be the moon, it is the moon. "
Leal pretended to analyze their micro-expressions and acted out the answers. David scratched his head in embarrassment, and Lucy buried her head in her chest.
Only Jack and V still cast doubtful glances.
So Lear continued: "Most people have had times when they were young and wanted to find a place to hide, such as being beaten."
V responded immediately:
"I will find a way to get a disposable pistol. It's not expensive. If it doesn't work, I can find a master to hack the vending machine and give him the money after killing the person."
".Like being nagged by my mother."
"Pretend to listen, and then think of ways to make things bigger." Jack said matter-of-factly, "Once you make money, there won't be so many problems."
Lear looked at V and then at Jack: "For example, you are all thinking about sports cars and motorcycles."
"This is indeed good." Jack and V said in unison: "But now we have both."
"Yes!" Lear nodded, "Yes, you have it. Next time you have work, just stay at home and don't come out. Anyway, you have no dreams anymore!"
"That's still possible." V thought for a moment and looked at David, "So you two are planning to go to the moon for your honeymoon?
What's the point of keeping this secret? It sounds quite romantic. Unlike me, I've always wanted to buy a sports car and live in a big house. It's very vulgar. "
Jack said nothing more, but it was obvious that he was very interested in this topic and listened with his ears pricked up.
At this time, Lucy at the other table finally overcame the shame of having her little dream exposed and raised her head.
He kept shaking the can in his hand, staring at the drink inside, as if there were tickets to the moon in it.
While maintaining this posture, she asked in a low voice: "Have any of you been to the moon?"
Lucy's question is very pointed.
Everyone also looked at Lille - everyone considered themselves mercenaries. They had never been there, and of course no one else had been either.
They are all street gangsters, and no one knows how much they weigh.
But Lille is different. It always feels like he might have been there.
Coincidentally, Lille has actually been there, although it is not in this world, and the final result is hard to say.
So, he thought about the above situation, combined with some understanding of the world, and said:
"The Moon. There is no atmosphere, and the sun is glaring; there is no sound, and the only thing you can hear is what is in your headphones; there is no gravity, and every jump makes you feel like you are escaping from a bondage.
It is not nonsense that humans like to imagine the scenery there. I can tell you that the starry sky above is clearer and shining than the starry sky anywhere in the world. Many stars that cannot be seen on the earth will appear.
The Milky Way stretches across the night sky like a bright river - something even Night City cannot see.
However, the night is different. "
Night?
David and Lucy were both stunned.
They have already seen Mewtwo about the moon, but the Mewtwo they watched only happened during the day.
The lunar night is cold, scary and boring. Of course, no one would record this kind of super dream for commercial purposes, and it would be difficult to achieve a publicity effect.
Leal continued: "At night, the temperature will drop to minus 170 degrees Celsius or even lower, and few space suits can withstand such temperatures.
There is no air, so it is not only dark, but also quiet, so quiet that it makes people panic, so quiet that it is unbearable.
This ice hell will last for 14 Earth days - the length of a moonlit night. "
Leer's tone made everyone quiet down.
If he said that kind of night was unbearable, how terrifying was it?
How do moon people stay overnight?
Lucy immediately said: "But I know the company has a colony up there."
"Yes, there are colonies, but as you said, they are company property, and secondly, the colonies are all located under the moon's surface.
Imagine you have to work in the building for 14 days. "
Company property means that life above will not be so dreamy. On the contrary, in a closed space with limited resources, the situation may be worse than on the ground.
Lille shrugged, that's enough. It's a very wicked thing to tear apart the fantasy.
Thinking of this, Lille felt that he seemed very callous for destroying the dreams of boys and girls like this.
So he added: "But no matter what, I also want to go to the moon."
"Tch~" V put his elbow on Lear's shoulder with a look of disdain, "I thought you had really been there, have you been there?"
"Haha, just pretend I haven't been there."
Lucy became even more silent, and David started to sweat when he saw this. He hurriedly said: "Well, it must be a good place."
"Of course it's a good place." Lear said, "Do you think I'm just adding this to take care of your mood? I really want to go."
Of course, there were other reasons why he wanted to go up, but it's not appropriate to go into details here.
He was afraid that Lucy would be even more crazy after talking about it.
Lucy seemed to be grasping a life-saving straw and asked, "Even if it's just a company colony?"
"The moon is very big." Lear said slowly, "It's very, very big. If we use metaphors and analogies -
Night City looks like a big cesspit at first glance, but in fact this cesspit can accommodate all types of excrement, and there is always a pit prepared for you.
The moon is much better. It is just an ordinary big crater, except that a few piles of shit were thrown into it by unqualified people. "
"What a fucking vulgar metaphor." V blurted out.
"Puch."
Lucy laughed instead. The metaphor of the cesspool somehow made her feel better.
"Free cesspool? It's really a metaphor you can think of. So, then, we are also turds?"
But it's really vivid.
The more Lucy thought about it, the more funny she felt. Then she picked up the can and drank wildly, not knowing which string she hit.
It seems that just because she hit this chord, she became more gregarious, picked up the wine, laughed and drank, and joined the drinking army.
When David saw her like this, he became a little anxious and was about to follow her.
Lear held him down: "One last thing, congratulations on passing the interview, I plan to give you an outsourcing position at Burger King.
I'll send you a few pieces of equipment later, so be sure to check them out - and then continue pursuing your dreams. "
After saying that, Lear patted David on the shoulder and gently pushed him towards Lucy.
This kid was very light-headed when he was pushed away, and he soon joined the drinking crowd.
The drinking crowd gathered together, someone brought in a speaker, and the atmosphere quickly heated up.
Lille also finished the drink in his hand and jumped off the chair.
"Okay, that's it. If you want to continue, just continue. I have to go back and make a summary of what happened this time."
As he said that, he saw Jack lowering his head and writing something, and Lear leaned over to take a look.
In Jack's hand was an electronic miniature notebook, with this title written in large letters on it:
"Mercenary Operations Manual".
"Before you decide to become a mercenary, I need you to think carefully about why you become a mercenary."
"And once you get into thinking, you will always encounter various problems, which may make you pull the trigger a little slower, and then"
"Separation of heads."
"Here, the big man summarizes a simple and easy-to-remember rule for you, which is also the first rule of this book:"
"Remember, this world is just a big cesspool. Don't worry about which one is the smelliest or smellier. Just be yourself and be the one with the most pursuits."
What a crude manual.
Lear was in awe.
On the street, a fat man laughed when he heard this metaphor.
Although vulgar, he also agreed with this statement.
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