Interstellar Love Hunting Guide

Before Russell thought he was going to be split into two pieces, Sauter finally let go of his tongue, straightened up and half kneeling on the mattress, then reached out under the bed and took out a box of ointment, and began to apply it to his fingers. This is what he just went to school in the Newlyweds Guide. Fortunately, the drawer under the bed is always equipped with good frostbite cream.

Russell thought about it when he was about to poke the thing in. He trembled, flustered and short of breath. He licked his lips and begged: "Um, let's talk about it, can we not, no, today I..." Am I uncomfortable? I'm diarrhea? Am I here, my uncle?

Before thinking of an excuse, Sauter pressed it up again, and then his thick fingers began to push his body slowly and gently.

Beasts, Russell is a cow again, but I can understand it after thinking about it. They are all men. At this time, he can hear things like "delivery tomorrow, dear." Ah...If it’s a woman, it’s all right. Women are soft-hearted animals...Wait, it’s not my turn to be exploded, right? Oh~NO! Logical thinking, please come back to me.

Sauter is actually more nervous than Russell’s nervousness. If all Russell needs to overcome is the autonomous reaction, he has to overcome the natural reaction—his hair has never fallen from the beginning of the kiss, and the goose bumps have risen one after another. The nosebleeds came up again and again, but fortunately, the light was not turned on in the room, otherwise Russell would be lucky enough to see the legendary "blood on the face".

Mating or something, it really makes people love and hate, Soter thought bitterly, and then felt that the finger was pinched, so it hurts, and then I imagined that if my JJ could be as small as Russell, it would be fine. This way everything can be easier.

(Really a desire to be struck by lightning, a full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry! Don't you know that the fastest selling in the pharmacy is to increase the growth of XX God oil?)

"You, you, are you enough?" Russell was tortured and itchy with his fingers, and urged unbearably, "Okay, come on, I'm ready." Stretching his head and shrinking his head is also a knife. At this moment, he was possessed by the martyrs, and he calmly took up justice.

Sauter's blood was flared by his enthusiastic invitation, and he felt his whole body burned. Waves of white light flashed in front of him, holding his slender ankle and pushing up, and the whole person was pressed up like this.

With a loud bang, Russell felt his body lighten. Before he had time to enjoy his hard first night, he completely lost consciousness. Before fainting, he couldn't help sighing that it was magical. Why was the pain in the chest not the chrysanthemum, but the chest...

The bed is now.

In order to have a sturdy big bed, Sote chose the most solid logs, and all the joints were not fixed with iron nails, but directly fixed by the method of fitting glue, which is called an indestructible. However, the wise man must have made a mistake. He was still wrong, because he didn't count the transformation into a manta ray dragon. After becoming a manta ray dragon, his body increased tenfold.

No matter how strong the bed is, it is only a bed after all, not an armored vehicle.

At the moment before the insertion, his restraint has reached its limit. Just touching Russell’s soft place, he felt a sudden burst of electric current across his body, and his brain turned into a dragon with a fever and decisiveness, and his poor wife was brutally embarrassed. After squashing, Huali Lidi passed out in a pile of wood chips.

how so!

Sauter was stunned, watching Russell lying unconscious in the broken pieces of wood, a chill came out of his heart, and instantly swept through his fragile heart.

"Russell!" Sauter whispered, and without moving, he immediately transformed back into a human form, turned on the light, and picked up the naked Russell from the ground, laying it flat on the animal skin mat on one side.

Fortunately, he reacted quickly. He flew up at the moment he was transformed. Although a big bag was knocked out on the roof at the back of his head, he did not break Russell's ribs at all, but only caused a slight coma.

After shaking Russell twice, he woke up, his eyes circled for a while, and calmly asked: "Did you shoot?"

"..." Sauter was a little uncertain whether he was too dedicated or mocking himself.

Russell propped up his upper body with his arms, looked around, and asked in surprise: "Where is the bed?"

"I will fix it tomorrow." Sauter pretended to be calm. ==

Russell was a little regained, and touched his ass. Oh, everything is still alive. In an instant, there was a feeling of death. He said happily: "We should do better on the bed. I am a traditional person."

"Okay." In fact, Russell is okay. Soter is thankful that he is really not that beast if he continues to do it. Both of them need a little emotional buffer.

So on this beautiful night in Sagena, the bridegroom and bridegroom slept **** the floor. Russell fell asleep after being stressed, and soon fell asleep alone. Sauter was sleeping with him and hugging him. He tangled for a while while sleeping, turned off the thermostat wickedly, then put his wife in his arms logically, and suffered from insomnia like a self-abuse in the blows and electric shocks.

Nevertheless, he still felt full of power when he got up the next day! The power of love!

In order to satisfy his wife's wish to "do it in bed", Soter flew to the virgin forest under the snow-capped mountains to cut logs the next morning, and brought back three sturdy coniferous trees that day. Although for him to make furniture is just a matter of instruction, but the bed is so important and so intimate **** toys must be made by himself.

What's more, the last one was crushed by himself, and he was asked what he could say.

It is maddening for a strong man to be paranoid. Russell wanted to ask him why he suddenly transformed that day, so that such a solid bed was completely reimbursed, but just look at Sauter’s face and forget it, this guy. He seemed to be struggling with himself, working day and night to make a big bed, and he would never allow him to change a wooden board or anything. He stubbornly said that he would not take the masses one by one, and must complete the task independently.

Speaking of it, his generally awkward and stronger 2B appearance is quite painful. Russell smirked and squatted on the big bed that had already been formed and touched his chin, which drew Sauter's very resentful ashamed and gentle stare.

"I'm hungry." Sauter was stunned by his smile, stopped his hand, and exclaimed angrily, "I want four dishes and one soup plus dessert for lunch, and red berries for fruit."

The coquettish tone of this strong and middle-fashioned voice made Russell smile with facial lines. He jumped off the plank and patted his shoulder with a serious smile: "Do it well! The reward is huge."

Seeing Russell’s leaving back, Sauter smiled crookedly, his wife’s reward was the most evil...

As soon as he was about to continue his work, Sauter heard a gust of wind. He turned his head and saw that the big-tailed wolf of Caton flew over leisurely and fluttered down on the terrace. He squatted down, tilted his head and looked at him with a smile. :"are you OK?"

(Actually, it is really difficult for a wolf to make a "smile but not a smile" expression.)

Sauter looked at the uninvited guest with a blank expression on his face, without saying a word, but the bitter face stretched to the limit of desire and dissatisfaction has explained everything.

"I'm not here to be a light bulb." Caton removed a small bag from his back and said, "Elder Jialima said that this is specially prepared for you. I forgot to give it to you when it was notarized. You know his elders. Now I’m a bit amnesia. Although I wrote a memo, I often forget to read it, so you must forgive him."

Sauter wiped his hands on the overalls, took the bag and opened it. There was a small pill box and an intravenous syringe inside. He frowned and asked, "What is this?"

Caton shook the wolf's hair, squinting his eyes and said: "The hormone disruptor specially prepared for you, Elder Jialima said, the dragon will get out of control in the first night. All kinds of transformations and impulses can easily hurt your partner. "I took a look at the big wooden bed that Sauter was working on, and smiled wryly, "The bed has collapsed? It seems that Elder Calima is a bit late to think of it. How is the little hunter's chrysanthemum?"

Sauter sprayed blood on the floor. He really had an urge to burn the Senate Hall. You have to forget about such an important thing. Have you made a mistake? If it's time to retire, you should retire as soon as possible, okay grandpa!

Caton looked at Sauter, who was like the bottom of a pot, gleefully licked his paws, and said, "You should fast for twelve hours on the day of the first night, and then give an intravenous injection half an hour beforehand. You can drink some water after the injection, but you can't drink alcohol. ."

"Why can't you eat?" Soter was so depressed, he had already asked Russell to cook so many delicious foods. Wouldn't it be possible to start on an empty stomach tomorrow? Isn't that another whole day to wait? (==#)

Caton chuckled and said, "Eating too much will cause excess energy, which is difficult to control. Oh, I forgot to tell you that the instructions in these boxes are all written in the manual. You can read it for yourself. Haven't your dyslexia overcome? ?"

"Then what do you say!" Sauter frantically picked up the chainsaw beside him and threw it over his head. There was a flash, but after all, he was still a step too late. He was cut in his right foot and screamed, "You Too ruthless, too cruel, too unreasonable to make trouble, but I am kind..."

Sauter lifted the entire polishing machine directly, and Caton flew into the air hurriedly, holding his head and saying, "Don't fight, don't fight, I'll go now."

"Hey, Mr. Big Wolf!" Russell vaguely heard someone calling outside, ran out of the kitchen, and saw Caton at a glance.

Ouch, he is so cute in a lace apron! ~(≧▽≦)/~Carton looked at Russell ripplingly, but why did he call me Big Gray Wolf?

"Next." Sauter pretended to remind him, but before that he had decisively smashed the machine tool. The machine stuck in the middle, and the drooling Gray Wolf screamed and hugged the machine tool and fell into the sea, grunting and sinking.

"What you saw just now was an illusion." Soter took Russell calmly back to the room, "There is no Big Gray Wolf, no machine tools, no one falling into the water."

"Uh…"

"By the way, you can just be alone for lunch, I suddenly feel so full." Sauter grinned and touched his shriveled belly, full of confidence in the coming night.