Interstellar Love Hunting Guide

After saying a word, there was a strange silence in the living room.

It was Russell who broke the silence and said, "Mom, I'm sorry, I'm in another galaxy. I'm too far away to report to you in advance. The person in the evening video is my legal partner. His name is Sauter. It's a... man."

Luo Haihua stared at her son dumbfounded, and then she said in disbelief for a long time: "Why... Didn't your previous objects all be women? When did you change sex? Impossible. If you don't like this girl, you can't find anything else. That's it, why are you **** me off with this?"

Russell said sincerely: "Mom, I didn't get angry with you. I'm really gay, and I'm really married. Before I met him, I didn't expect that I would be with a man. Mom, many things happened. What happened? At first, he was just one of my clients, but afterwards, we went through a lot of things together, how many times our lives were hanging by a thread, so that I knew that men and women were not important, and their status was not important. Then a person is willing to do everything for you, and there is such a person that you are willing to die for him. Such feelings are the most important."

Luo Haihua said: "I just said, what are you doing with a ring, it turned out to be secretly married...Okay, okay, the second elementary school, my mother really underestimated you, when your sister followed Irina, At any rate, before receiving the certificate, you have to breathe with my mother who is carrying a stinky beating. It's okay for you to cut it first and then play it! Okay, you deserve to be Luo Haihua's son, so brave enough."

Russell was standing under the stairs, her legs trembling. In the past, the old lady finished saying this, slipper, rolling pin, fruit knife and chopping board, and just threw whatever she had on hand. If he didn’t knock him down, he would never give up, even though he is now Growing up, but the Queen Mother is still there, and she trembles now: "Mom, you, you, your old man calmed down, that... I'm too far away to ask you for advice. You've been sick again this time. , I don’t dare to irritate you. Actually, he and he always wanted to come and invite you. When I and we got married, I also burned incense and paper. Please which fairy is free to send you a letter. , It seems that the gods are busy, so I haven't had time to give you a dream..."

"I'm not dead yet. What kind of paper support is I burning? What dream!" Is it not clear how many flowers and intestines my son has, Luo Haihua? The old lady is ill because he won't come to see Mao, am I a wolf? Is it a tiger?"

"Wow~" Russell hugged his head, afraid of a tigress like you, "It is too far away from the earth, he was not there when the wormhole appeared, I am afraid that I will not be able to catch up and only come back alone, mother, don't worry, my wife He is virtuous and gentle. When I bring him next time, he must be filial to you. In fact, half of the gold on my boat belongs to him. The meeting ceremony."

Russell knew how terrible it was for his wife to know that his son had suffered it. He immediately explained and begged for mercy. Following the old lady's mind, Russell portrayed Sauter into a dignified and pleasant little daughter-in-law image. . No matter what, let's go through this level first. As for if Mercury does not have long eyes and hits Mars in the future, let Sauter practice the way of acting as a wife in advance. With his cleverness, it shouldn't be difficult. .

Besides... I'm not a lie, Sauter is very virtuous and gentle, but everyone's understanding may be different...

Mrs. Luo told him that, I felt a little more comfortable. Although the appearance of the "Sauter" on the video didn’t seem to have anything to do with Xianhui’s gentleness, but the grimacing appearance was also very cute, Xiong Shou. It's also a kind of weird cute thing... Besides, the marriage is closed. I heard my son mean that the two are still the kind of love between life and death. How can I really do a good job of beating mandarin ducks by cooking rice and cooking mature rice.

Although Luo Haihua's heart has softened, she still has an angry look on her face. He glanced at her son viciously, and Russell held the remote control and shivered, for fear that the old lady would say something like "Leave me away", and her mouth snorted. Just added: "Besides, we all have our kids."

"Huh?" Mrs. Luo was taken aback first, then looked up and down suspiciously, saying how this kid is getting fat now, wasn't he the most proud of his tendons before? Now the belly is up, "Could it be that you..."

"No, no, no!" Russell immediately denied it. If Luo Haihua knew that he was the one who was pregnant, God knows how terrible things would happen, even if she didn't clean up herself, it would be miserable for her to get sick. "Yes. He, Sauter, he is pregnant, and that man on their planet can be pregnant...I didn't bring him this time, because the due date is approaching, and he is about to give birth to... twins, two boys."

Speaking of which, since male deformed people can give birth, Sauter should be able to do it too, right? Russell's heart moved, can his body accept human sperm? However, human beings are born viviparous. Thinking about the situation of a manta ray dragon flying in the sky with a big belly, it is really not an ordinary ridiculous...

"Oh." Luo Haihua looked at her son again. Although he was fat, he was still quite normal compared to those men who had womb transplanted and became pregnant. Now he dispelled his doubts, the expression on his face was slightly calmer, and said, "Forget it. , I can’t take care of you if you are alone. Besides, if you have all your children, I don’t want to be that wicked mother-in-law."

Hearing what the old mother said, Russell immediately relaxed. In fact, he knows Luo Haihua better. Although the old woman is powerful, she is not unreasonable. The most important thing is that she has a true and selfless love for a pair of children, as long as The younger husband and wife are affectionate, and she will accept their other half no matter how unhappy, Irina is an example, which is why he dared to explain the situation directly before.

"Mom, aren't you angry?" Russell tentatively walked over and put the remote control back on the coffee table.

Luo Haihua glared at him, slapped him on the back of his head, and said, "Who said I'm not angry! The ugly thing is first, you can get the proof that it is your business. When you bring your wife in, the wedding will have to be different. Do, how many red envelopes my mother has given out over the years, I have to hold a wedding banquet and take it back!"

Russell knew that my grandmother’s biggest wish was to hold a pure Chinese wedding for herself, something like a cheongsam mandarin red candle wedding banquet, so I made up for Sauter’s appearance of wearing a cheongsam pantyhose, and all of his hair was erected... to He must have his legs shaved at that time.

At this shock, the hour hand was pointing at one and a half. Russell was already sleepy and tired, and tears were running down. The old lady completely missed the sleepy head. She dragged him hard and fast to let him report their adultery in detail. Russell could not help. I had to say it roughly, only passing through some thrilling scenes, and out of some subconscious worry, he also concealed Sauter's identity.

Luo Haihua held Russell’s memo and watched some of his life clips. Fortunately, they were all recorded when Soter was at home. In this case, Soter usually has no strong aura and is very at home. In order to tease Russell, she often acts as a baby. The cuteness moves closer to his wife's personality. Although Mrs. Luo thinks this daughter-in-law looks too mighty, she loves the house and Wu, and it is pleasing to the eye.

After tossing for a long time, Luo Haihua was content to let her son go to rest. Russell fell asleep as soon as he lay on the bed, but was woken up by a cramp in his leg at dawn, and stood with his heels squeezed for half an hour before he calmed down and lay down on the bed. Looking at the bright light outside the window, I missed Sauter in my heart, thinking that someone was always there to warm his bed, rub his legs, put the morning wipe on the bedside, and wash his face carefully. Brushing his teeth, now that his spirit is not as good as every day, but he can only face all the difficulties alone, even if he has a strong nerves and personality, he still feels uneasy in his heart.

Miss him very much, very wronged.

This is prenatal stress syndrome, right? Russell slowly closes his eyes, and he will be fine when he is finished, so he won't worry about a person so flusteredly, and won't want to cry as he thinks...

Russell slept for a whole day, if it weren't for opening his eyes when calling him, Luo Haihua even thought he had fainted. Russell woke up in the evening, feeling that his lower abdomen was falling sharply, walking uncomfortably, and always urinating, knowing that it was really about to give birth, the egg was already too big, it began to oppress the bladder.

Without further ado, he met Irina alone the next day and explained to her in detail. It was not that he couldn't believe in his sister. It was Luo Qiong who was too nervous. There was a big deal. Irina can stabilize the situation.

The money that should be kept was kept, and the smart nanny that should be bought was also bought. Russell worked hard to persuade the old lady Luo Haihua, and finally drove the small spacecraft to the Near Moon Space Station. The products prepared by the special imperial doctor include the nutrient solution for postpartum supplement, the thermostat for alpha eggs, and the artificial incubator for beta eggs that may be born prematurely. At that time, I didn’t know why it was because of convulsions. Soter even prepared him a backup intelligent delivery nurse, probably because he was afraid that his life would be too embarrassing and he would lay eggs inadvertently when he walked. use.

There is always uncertainty about giving birth to humans. It is true of humans, and so are alien eggs. Russell clearly felt that he was about to give birth, but when he returned to Chang'e, his body didn’t react at all, except for the feeling of falling and rising. I didn't feel any pain during labor. I scanned the scanner a few times, and it showed that the alpha eggs were fully mature, the placenta was aging, and might peel off at any time, and the beta eggs had reached a maturity level of seven and a half and could be incubated in vitro.

The more nervous he got when he was alive, Russell didn't have any personal discussion, and he stayed anxiously for a few days before finally sailing to the nearest Mars hospital and assigned an obstetrics number. The obstetrician is a professional, let’s do a lot of checkups first. Russell finished the whole baby and sat in the lounge waiting exhaustedly. All the people who came to do the checkups were one-to-one. He was the only one. Being alone and widowed, the more I look at it, the more desolate it becomes.

I don't know if it hit the baby boom or something. After waiting for two hours, Russell was almost asleep before being called to the diagnosis room. Unexpectedly, in addition to the obstetrician, there was the attending doctor who encouraged Russell to participate in some embryo project last time.

"Mr. Luo, I was really surprised to hear that you came for the check-up. Are you planning to give birth to this child?" The attending doctor graciously poured him a glass of water, and Russell became vigilant when he saw him. Thank you, I didn't touch the cup at all: "Yes, it's almost the due date, so I don't know what to expect, so come and have a look."

"Oh, understandable, understandable." The attending doctor smiled, his eyes flashed behind the lens, and said, "But why do you want to give birth to this child? You know, aliens and human genes are mixed, sometimes it is very dangerous Yes. Are you worried that abortion will be bad for your health? Or are there alien species coercing you?"

Russell frowned and said with a serious face: "According to the constitution of the Milky Way, I have the right to keep the fetus under the state of my own will. Unless he seriously threatens public safety after his birth, no one can covet his life. Doctor, maybe I didn’t make it clear before. The common choice of this child, my partner and I, is not an alien or accident in your imagination. As for your medical plan, I’m very sorry. But I really want to do scientific research for the country. Those who make contributions can sign a donation form with you."

The attending doctor coughed awkwardly, and said, "Oh...I misunderstood Mr. Luo. I'm sorry for the trouble." He stood up and said, "Then I will go first. I wish you good health."

The obstetrician explained his physical condition to Russell in detail. It was similar to the results of Russell’s own examination. Finally, he was suggested to be hospitalized for delivery today. But with the words of the previous attending doctor, Russell could no longer trust this hospital, and said politely. I had to think about it and left.

It's better to give birth by yourself, but someone must help. My sister and mother dare not think about it. Irina is a woman no matter how strong it is. It's inconvenient at this time, Zhang Yue? He was out for a boat trip, and he didn't know when he would be able to get back...If only Sauter was here, Russell thought frustratedly. He got out of the elevator and was about to go out of the gate, and suddenly he was shocked.

A tall man stood at the door, as if downloading the hospital form with a memo. He had dark red curly hair, piercing phoenix eyes, a black windbreaker wrapped around his long and strong body, and his whole body was spreading Sauter’s unique. Domineering!

"Sauter?!" Russell yelled, ran over two steps regardless of his body, and grabbed the man by the sleeve.