Interstellar Tattered Queen

Ji You didn't care about these scumbag men's spirits. Under the instructions of the farm's robot assistant, she walked into the rabbit house. The space in the rabbit house is very large, and the smell inside is very smoky. back off. Fortunately, Jiyou was fined to clean the rabbit house for such a long time last semester, can she still have this little resistance?

Speaking of which, the stench from the rabbit house gave Jiyou some inspiration to make his own stinky bomb.

The stinky bomb she made by herself now uses the juice of the stinky grass as the main raw material, and also mixes several stinky raw materials in the interstellar world that are comparable to the stinky grass. Among them, the extract of pomelo and rabbit dung.

This newly developed stinky bomb has a straight up stench. Besides the classic smell of stinky grass, it also has several other smells. The layers of these smells are distinct. Once fired, It is an all-round and no-dead smell attack...

Like bathing in the smelly ocean...

Don't mention the taste.

After Jiyou used it once, she said that she didn't want to smell it a second time in her life.

Speaking of stinky bombs, Ji You's contact number suddenly rang at this time. She couldn't help laughing when she saw the call notification, and then Ji You picked it up, and the holographic screen was connected. Seeing the person opposite, I heard Lao Chen's angry voice: "Little bastard, I'll kill you! You are the one who dares to play tricks on Lao Chen? Get your head closer, and I promise I won't kill you."

Ji You took a few steps back and said vigilantly: "Senior, you... what are you doing? Don't scare the children!"

Old Chen, one of the old fighters stationed at the Eagle Space Station, Chen Ke blew his beard and stared, and cursed: "Be conscious, wash your neck, and stick your head over, I will never beat you."

Ji You looked at Lao Chen's face that was still weather-beaten and full of vicissitudes, and hummed: "Senior...don't scare me, I didn't scare you too much. By the way, are you asking me to pay back the money? 1 million Credit, thanks."

Old Chen's eyelids twitched: "You girl, don't open your mouth like a lion, when did I owe you money, Old Chen? If there is nothing, even if there is, I don't remember it. If I don't remember something, then there is nothing. thing."

It is clear that he has reneged on his debts, but he is also confident in his refusal.

It really deserves to be a senior old Lai.

Ji You snorted and said, "Except for paying back the money, I don't think I have anything to talk to you about. Hang up, hang up..."

Old Chen: "..."

Old Chen felt itchy,

Just when Ji You was about to hang up the communication, the baby-faced soldier who had been silent in the corner couldn't help coughing and said, "Sorry, Ji You, please excuse me."

"Huh?" Ji You was startled, and followed the voice to look over, and couldn't help being startled: "Senior Tang Qi, why are you here?"

"Ahem... I've been here all the time." Tang Qi was a little embarrassed. Immediately, he put on his baby face, but... obviously his expression and expression were so serious, but because his face was so immature , as if a child is deliberately pretending to be an adult...

So, this scene was a bit embarrassing, but Ji You didn't show any abnormalities, she got serious and said, "Senior Tang Qi, what do you want from me?"

"This..." Tang Qi suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed a black box that had been unpacked, put it in front of Jiyou, and said, "I want to ask how much of this you have, or, this recipe can Sell ​​it to us?"

"Scared—" When Tang Qi pushed the box in, Ji You retreated a few steps reflexively, and didn't stop until she reached the gate of the rabbit house, but she and the two seniors were playing a holographic video, It doesn't really work at all...

Tang Qi waved the box and said with a smile: "It's an empty box, don't be afraid, the stink bomb has been thrown away."

Ji You pinched her nose and wondered, "Senior, why do you still keep the box? Doesn't it stink? I can smell that suffocating smell even following the screen..."

When Old Chen heard this, he said angrily: "You stinky bastard, you know that this stuff is so stinky, why didn't you remind me? You still wrote something on the express box as a surprise for my dear old Grandpa Chen..."

"It's really unreasonable!" Lao Chen shook his hands: "I'm so angry!"

The baby-faced Tang Qi also showed a little bit of unnaturalness on his face. He was obviously speechless about Ji You's prank, but he had a good demeanor and didn't make any out-of-control remarks.

Ji You grinned at the two of them, and smiled: "This is my surprise for you! Isn't it?"

Old Chen was so angry that his beard kept shaking, Tang Qi kept a straight face, and after all he told the truth, he said: "There are surprises, but there are also a lot of shocks. Classmate Ji You, I think you can write it down in advance next time." Put on the stink bomb."

Ji You said with a smile: "That's not okay! I just want to give you a shock and a surprise at the same time."

Tang Qi didn't bother with this question anymore, and said directly: "Can this formula be sold to the military department? I have already asked the higher-ups for instructions, and they are very interested in this formula."

Old Chen snorted at the side: "Good guy! Are you interested? We are fighting a small-scale group of star beasts this time. Once you throw that stinky bomb, the group of star beasts will be stunned by the smell." We fought this battle with ease, but it was a little tiring to move the corpse of the star beast."

After hearing this, Ji You's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Old Chen rolled his eyes: "I lied to you."

Ji You: "..."

Tang Qi added on the side, explaining: "It's not that exaggerated. In fact, the large team that went out to fight had just returned to the base of the space station. Lao Chen opened the gift in front of everyone and said that it was given by his good granddaughter. Everyone He even dared to come over with interest, but as soon as the packing box was opened, a stench came over his face, and all the soldiers who surrounded him were fainted."

Jiyou: "!!!"

Old Chen Chu was on the side, and added: "Captain Tang Qi is also included, and he is a member who was fainted by the smoke."

Tang Qi's face turned red instantly.

Then--

Tang Qi tried his best to keep a straight face, and said seriously: "I was not the only one at the time, and there were also two fighters with S-level talents."

——So, I am definitely not a special case.

——Not the most delicious one either.

Ji You opened her mouth, but didn't close it for a while. She looked at Tang Qi, then at Lao Chen, and then—asked a very heart-wrenching question: "Senior Chen, what about you? Are you dizzy?" ?”

"Cough..." Old Chen blew his beard and stared: "Little bastard, you can't be so curious! Be careful, I'll beat you up."

"Oh..." Ji You said with a clear expression, "I understand. You are dizzy. Hahaha..."

Old Chen: "..."

Tang Qi stood aside, making up the knife seriously: "He fainted twice, once unpacking the box, and once throwing the box... Now the box in front of me has been deodorized."

Old Chen: "..."