Interstellar Tattered Queen

1 second.

2 seconds.

3 seconds.

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The audience is full of anticipation——

Cheng Yu opened his mouth, always feeling that the last few words were still a bit difficult to utter.

"What are you going to do?"

"Are you going to tell me soon?"

"Ada, if you continue to grind, you will come out and die!"

Cheng Yu took a deep breath: "Masters of the audience, fellow patrons and fathers, hello everyone, I, Ada, have been live broadcasting for so long, and I have always been a person who keeps my word. Now that I have said something, of course I have to do it. Some promises, since I have made it, of course I have to keep it. So——today, in front of everyone, I, Ada, will live stream women’s clothing!”

hiss--

"Crafts!"

"Crafts!"

"Crafts!"

As soon as Cheng Yu's words came out, the screen was filled with animals!

Too hard.

It's too hard!

For the live broadcast, I really don't even need my face.

This is not livestock, what is it?

"Ada, for the sake of food, are you tearing off your face?"

"Ada, don't just eat, I'll take care of you."

"Ada, think twice!"

"Ada, please respect yourself!"

...

Regardless of the snowflake-like barrage in front of him, after Cheng Yu finished speaking, he opened a bag with a face of death-defying expression. This bag contained a set of women's clothes. Cheng Yu was a single dog, aristocratic single dog, of course There were no women's clothes, and because it was a sudden decision, Cheng Yu had no choice but to get a set of maid clothes from his nanny robot...

audience:"!!!"

Cheng Yu looked around and said, "Masters of the audience, fathers of the audience, I am going to go..."

Immediately—

The screen went black.

After a while, when the screen was slowly turned on, what caught my eyes was a handsome and tall man with a height of nearly two meters, a strong figure, wearing a set of maid clothes that seemed very narrow compared to his figure, with lace lace Dotted around his waist, there are a pair of black stockings on his long straight and slender legs, and the hair on his legs can be seen vaguely... This picture... the audience just feel that their eyes are about to be poked blind!

"Ada! Crazy!"

"Ada, don't harm me!"

"Ada, don't hurt me!"

"Ada, back away quickly!"

"Ah... my life is over..."

"Everyone, run! Dog's life is important..."

"High-energy warning ahead, run!"

"Help! Uncle policeman, help!"

"I'm selling quick-acting heart-rescuing pills, one for 100 credits, only 100, everything is 100..."

Cheng Yu: "..."

Heizi: "!!! It's over!"

At this moment, even the sunspots couldn't stand Cheng Yu's coquettish manipulation, and immediately took the opportunity to retreat...

The audience unanimously said: "Ada, hurry up and change your clothes, everyone will pretend that nothing happened."

A trace of hesitation flashed across Cheng Yu's face...

Cheng Yu actually had expected the audience's reaction, but if he retreated now, the sensational effect would definitely not be great. What if the mysterious master didn't see it, or was not satisfied?

The audience persuaded: "Ada! Don't be obsessed with it!"

Cheng Yu hesitated.

The audience persuaded again: "Ada, the sea of ​​suffering has no limit, turn around and be right—"

Cheng Yu gritted his teeth. Now that he's worn all over, he's still afraid of being a hammer? In order to attract the master's attention, in order to gain the master's favor, so what if he humiliated Cheng Yu?

The audience saw the expression on Cheng Yu's face from hesitation to firmness... Everyone thought of something, and suddenly panicked: "Ah Da! Please be human!"

Cheng Yu looked at the audience who lost their composure, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth:

Although I was ashamed and ashamed, I managed to bring the audience's fathers to suffer together with me.

value!

Besides——

This is to please the master, and everything makes sense.

value!

"Ahem..."

Cheng Yu cleared his voice, looked around, and said sternly: "I am Ada, whose online name is 'Ada Takes You to Taobao'. Today is the first man in the live broadcasting world who wears women's clothing. I am not ashamed, but think Ron! Because—"

The audience hissed: "The animals shut up!"

Cheng Yu watched the audience's reaction, and smiled slightly on his lips: "Because——I want to keep my promise."

Audience: "You keep your promise, why drag us to suffer?"

Nowadays, the live broadcast world is full of variety and chaos, but there is really no man who wears women's clothing on live broadcasts. This female clothing is a poisonous oath that Cheng Yu yelled casually during the live broadcast before, and he has been yelling since then and has never acted.

Today's show operation is simply——

The audience almost poked their eyes blind.

Cheng Yu looked around, and said with a serious face: "I, Ada, have eyes but no pearls. I mistook the pearl for fish eyes. It is an unforgivable crime. My mistake caused a great negative impact, which is unforgivable! Here, I want to disclose Apologize to Master Celadon: I'm sorry! I was blind."

audience:"???"

Celadon Master?

Where did this master come from?

What master?

Mecha master?

Horcrux master?

Agricultural guru?

...

When the audience was puzzled, Cheng Yu began to explain, saying: "I, Ada, at 8:00 pm on August 21, 1307 in the star calendar, accidentally entered the shop opened by Master Qingyu and found 9 pieces of grass. Ziguo Necklace. And I, blind and blind, mistook a pendant worth 1 million for 1,000 credits. I made such a serious mistake, I am simply not human! I am not worthy of being a human, so—I declare: from now on I am Master Qingyou's horse boy, and I will spare no expense for Master Qingyou!"

audience:"!!!"

What the hell?

This one, one set...

It just confuses the audience.

Especially the brawny man in maid clothes, with a lace apron around his waist, and a bow on his head, with a pitiful look of repentance, saying such shameless words——

The audience almost vomited blood!

As a result, everyone didn't quite understand what Cheng Yu said.

besides--

Grass seed fruit pendant?

It seems that there is such a thing.

Cheng Yu is still heartbroken and reflecting on himself: "After deep reflection, I decided to keep my eyes open in the future, and I will never blindly search for treasures or appraise treasures. My ability is not enough to match the name of Taoxiaobao..."

Audience: "What?"

The audience came back to their senses and left messages one after another: "Ada, you have said a lot, but you haven't explained clearly what is going on?"

Cheng Yu: "From now on, Ada will be Ada, and there will be no Taoxiaobao in the world."

audience:"???"

vomiting blood——

In fact, before Cheng Yu did not directly disclose the news that Caoziguo is a Horcrux, it was because no one would pay attention, and he hooked up with the master first, and strived to become the master's favorite, cutie... But now this small idea obviously doesn't work Besides, Cheng Yu previously thought that the mysterious master was a person who was indifferent to fame and wealth, and the purpose of opening such a small shop was to avoid attracting attention and revealing his identity...

but--

After some advice from Heizi, Cheng Yu is now on the edge of his horn. He deeply believes that he must have said that the 1 million Horcruxes were worth 1,000 yuan, which made the master angry...

Therefore, he must do something now to rectify the name of the master! Shout out to the masters...

Watching the number of people in the live broadcast room continue to rise, the scope of radiation is getting wider and wider——

1.5 million--

2 million——

3000000--

5000000--

7 million——

10 million——

The corner of Cheng Yu's mouth raised a happy smile:

[The master must be very happy to see it, right? ]