Into Unscientific

As a modern person with normal XP, Xu Yun definitely doesn't have any wrong thoughts about a five or six-year-old girl.

After all, he's not that kind of control-he's a staunch supporter of Tifa.

But in the same way, it is naturally impossible to have too many precautions, especially when the other party appears at Uncle Maverick's house and is obviously a family member.

The result was unexpected.

This young man launched a sneak attack when he met, throwing a ball of cow dung in the face?

So caught off guard, Xu Yun was caught off guard, and the cow dung fell on his head.

Seeing this situation, William Escue beside Xu Yun suddenly changed face.

He quickly helped Xu Yun dust the cow dung with one hand, and shouted angrily in a G-level high-pitched voice:

"Li-la-ni-!!!"

As Newton's closest elder—or none of them, how could William not know how closed his nephew was in the social circle?

If fighting can be regarded as close contact, Mavericks must be the king of the sea, or the kind of scumbag invincible in Lincolnshire.

But aside from fighting and talking about serious friendships, the Mavericks really don't even have a friend who can say hello.

Therefore, when he first saw Xu Yun—especially the bandage on Xu Yun's head covering the wound, William's first reaction was that Maverick had offended some powerful son and brought him to borrow medical expenses.

As a result, such a guest of the 'VIP' level was covered in cow dung by his little daughter as soon as he came to the door?

At this moment, there was only one thought in William's mind:

Yay, pills!

But in the face of her aggressive father, the little girl named Lilani has no fear at all.

I saw her sticking out her tongue mischievously, bouncing and running towards the end of the living room:

"Mama, sister, the monster has caught brother Isaac!!!"

Xu Yun, William and Mavericks:

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Then William came back to his senses, quickly brushed off the cow dung on Xu Yun's body, and kept apologizing:

"I'm sorry, Mr. Fat Fish, I solemnly apologize to you!

That's my youngest daughter, Lilani Escu. I haven't had time to discipline her all these years, so now

Hey, don't worry, I will definitely teach her a lesson! "

While lowering his head and shaking the cow dung desperately, Xu Yun raised a wry smile in a speechless voice:

I wondered who it was, it turned out to be this brat

Lilani Esco, the youngest daughter of William Esco.

In a letter written by Newton to Stukeley in 1703, Lao Niu once mentioned a show operation by this brat:

At that time, William Ascu entertained a guest from Sweden. Since the guest was distinguished, William began to prepare for the reception in advance.

After Lilani Escu learned about this, he got a large bucket of cow dung out of nowhere, and when the guests arrived, a wave of justice came directly from heaven.

Lao Niu didn't say much about the following things, but the scene must have been very embarrassing, and Lilani probably wouldn't be able to escape a round of mixed doubles.

In the end, I didn't expect that after I traveled through time, this incident that should have happened at the end of 1667 unexpectedly happened to me?

Careless

On the other side, with the sound coming from the door, several people who were originally staying in the house were also startled out one after another:

The first thing that appeared was Lisa Escue whom I had seen before.

At this time, the girl was carrying the escaped Lilani Escu in her hand, and Lilani was holding a white flag made in Gaul high in her hand, waving her teeth and claws to surrender.

Lisa Escu was as relaxed as she was carrying a chicken when she was carrying the brat, but when she saw the calf beside her, her expression froze, she quickly let go of her hand, and put on a reserved look.

Behind her was a pair of twins aged twelve or thirteen, with thin skeletons and looked a little malnourished.

The four sisters appeared from the aisle on the left, chattering a few words, and finally saw Lisa Escu saying something in the narrow room that seemed to be the kitchen.

Soon, a middle-aged woman with a bloated figure came out of it:

The woman was wearing an apron, holding a handful of wild vegetables soaked in water in her hand, and a kitchen knife of the same size as Xiyuanji World in the other:

Obviously, this is the wife of William Escue. Since her name could not be found, she was called Mrs. William.

Seeing this scene at the entrance, Mrs. William blinked and walked up quickly:

"Honey, what's going on?"

Without hesitation, William took a piece of cow dung from behind Xu Yun's ear, and pointed to Lilani who was opposite him:

"She, guest, cow dung."

The three concise words made Mrs. William immediately understand what happened.

Ever since, the housewife didn't bother to say hello to Mavericks, and joined in the feces sweeping battle.

As for the calf.

He just patted a few times out of affection, and then stood aside and flirted with Lisa Escu, wanting to squeeze out his eyeballs

Fortunately, Lilani threw relatively dry cow dung this time, and the area hit was not Xu Yun's face.

So after a lot of tossing, Mrs. William brought two buckets of freshly boiled hot water, took Xu Yun outside the door and simply washed his head with blueberry juice.

After everything was cleaned up, Xu Yun followed Mrs. William back to the house.

At this time, William's family, including Maverick, had gathered by the fireplace. William sat in the center with a sullen expression, the twin sisters stayed quietly, Maverick and Lisa Escu were still at the bar. Click.

As for Lilani

The little girl was standing alone beside William, her red eyes indicated that this brat must have eaten a meal of fried pork on a bamboo board.

Seeing Xu Yun enter, William quickly stood up and led Lilani to his side:

"Lilani, hurry up and apologize!"

Lilani pouted, rubbed his left arm, and said sullenly:

"I'm sorry, Mr. Fat Fish."

William on the side took out a stick of sea buckthorn tree—the kind with many thorns on the branches, and many people would be scratched if they were not careful:

"Mr Fat Fish, under the Commis Act, you can now give Lilani no more than 20 lashes."

Xu Yun had already prepared a few polite words, but he was taken aback when he heard this, and immediately thought of something:

That's right, this is England, Great Britain with its plethora of exotic laws!

As the birthplace of common law, Britain's legal system has had a profound impact on countries all over the world.

British law is also one of the most continuous and oldest laws in the world.

Some of the current laws are extremely bizarre, enacted hundreds of years ago, and are still in force today.

For example, the "Treason Act" of 1848, according to the bill, if the postage stamp with the head of the Queen of England is pasted upside down on the envelope, it will be considered treason.

There is also the Prohibition and Inspection Act of 1998, which stipulates that any British citizen who detonates a nuclear device and dies with others, whether at home or abroad, will be sentenced to life imprisonment.

Another example is that if a whale dies on the beach, the head of the whale is automatically owned by the queen, and the queen of the tail of the whale has the priority of possession. (Recommend a book, "The strange laws of old England", it is really interesting)

Therefore, in the seventeenth century, it is not uncommon for the British to come up with a disciplinary law for bear children.

However, what is allowed by the law is what is allowed by the law, but Xu Yun still has some modern values, so it is not a good thing for her to punish the bear child

So Xu Yun thought about it and made a decision in his heart.

He clenched his right hand and straightened his fist, and pulled the bear's left hand with his left hand, making it parallel to his right hand.

Then he picked up the bamboo pole and pumped it three times with medium strength.

After three blows.

On the arm, one big and one small, one yellow and one white, there were three scars that were not deep but had broken skin at the same time.

Then Xu Yun pointed to Lilani's arm and said to her:

"This is the punishment you deserve. For your young age, I only hit you three times."

Then he pointed to his right hand that was bleeding, and said seriously:

"This is my self-punishment for punishing a little girl. It has nothing to do with law, but has something to do with morality."

Opposite him, Lilani, who was used to being fearless, suddenly froze, looked at the arm in front of him in confusion, opened his mouth, but didn't speak.