Inventory of the contrasting scenes of the original god, the beginning of the Yanshen Zhongli

Chapter 056

【Ding! Erchuang video “Tinaly: Don’t tell cold jokes!” ” finished playing. 】

【Ding! Compensation rewards for the second creation are being distributed to VIP viewer Xino…].

【Ding! Congratulations to VIP viewer Saino for getting the Cold Joke Inspiration Aura! 】

[Cold joke inspiration aura: After wearing, a steady stream of cold joke ideas will be generated. ] 】

……

Meru.

Field.

“No!!!!”

After seeing Xino’s compensation reward, Tinari suddenly let out a wail.

His wailing was so loud that it contained unprecedented despair.

Despair.

Can Tinari not despair?

Originally, listening to Saino tell cold jokes was already a very painful thing, and he was already about to freeze to death.

And!

Saino’s efficiency in creating cold jokes was already fast.

Right now!

Saino has gained such an aura of cold joke inspiration again.

Tinari couldn’t imagine the next picture.

Right now.

Saino’s joyful voice suddenly came from the side: “Tinaly, I suddenly thought of several cold jokes…”

Tinari directly covered his ears with both hands, and his face was full of pain: “Non-stop, Xenuo chanting!” ”

……

Inside the live broadcast room.

[Ying: It’s broken! Unexpectedly, Xino gained the aura of cold joke inspiration! 】

[Kaia: I have a sense of foreboding. 】

[Ayato Kamisato: The cold wave is about to sweep the entire live broadcast room!! 】

[Kazuto Arataki: Hahahaha! That’s great! It’s so good! Congratulations, Brother Xeno! 】

[Tinari: Aaaaa 】

[Tinari: O heaven, O earth, if I am guilty, please punish me directly, instead of torturing me in this way! 】

[Collet: Master, you… Mourning! 】

[Tinari: Aaaaaa 】

[Xino: Everyone, I thought of several funny cold jokes, while the next inventory has not yet come, I will tell you one by one! ] 】

【……】

Time, in the cold joke of Sino, passes quickly!

Because the aura obtained by Saino is not a joke inspiration aura, but a cold joke inspiration aura.

Nature!

The inspiration this aura brought to him is also all related to cold jokes.

It is well known how cold Xino’s cold jokes are!

With Saino telling one cold joke after another, most of the people in the live broadcast room were frozen into ice sculptures!

[Xeno: When making a wish, you must float like Paimon! ] Because: Floating Spirit! 】

[Saino: Kazuto Arataki and Kira stand together, both of them – barefoot (horn)].

[Xino: Don’t be happy too early if you drink Mr. Bai’s medicine, after all, he also often says – bitterness just came! ] 】

[Saino: In the Meru Desert, the weasel will take the date palm into the soil, and this phenomenon is called “Itachi Ya into the Earth (Pure Land of the Night)”

[Xeno: Why is Dixia famous in the mercenary sister? Because every time a mercenary encounters an enemy, he will shout “Enemy attack!” Enemy attack! “】

[Xeno: There is a completely dead mushroom growing in the ruins, some people think it is caused by the dead domain, but I think this is very normal, mushrooms just can’t grow next to illegal buildings, because “fungi do not stand under dangerous walls!”] “】

[Xino: Why did Amber take down the photo of Collet on the wall before the flight test? Because hang Kole hang Ko Ke come. 】

[Xino: Why is Meru good at playing football? Because they all know where to kick (Tinari)].

【……】

Of course!

Not everyone Saino froze into ice sculptures with one cold joke after another!

There are also some people with extremely low laughing points, such as Kazuto Arataki, every time Saino tells a cold joke, he will laugh, and even laugh and laugh, and the whole person ends up rolling back and forth directly on the ground.

Jiuqi Shinobu, who was watching on the side, kept shaking his head and sighing.

Fortunately.

Time flies quickly.

With the arrival of the sixth phase of the contrast inventory, Xino’s cold joke special session is finally over.

[Contrast scene inventory Mona – exhaustive chapter, officially begins. ] 】

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【Screen:1111111!!!! 】

[Tinaly: God, you can be regarded as an eye-opener, the sixth inventory is finally here! ] 】

[Amber: Great! (Moving)].

[Xino: Alas, how can time pass so quickly! I haven’t done it all! I still have dozens of cold jokes I haven’t told! 】

[Walnut: How many, dozen!?] (panic)].

[Kamisato Ayato: Speaking of which, Miss Mona’s ‘poor’ chapter, is this serious? 】

[Xiangling: Hahahahaha! Exhaustive? This…… This is truly amazing! 】

[Mona: Poor? How can it be! I am a great astrologer, how can I be poor! I’m not poor, I just like to live poorly! 】

[Kavi: I’m not poor, I just like the poor life, look at this, it’s so nice to say~! ] 】

[Qiliangliang: It’s worthy of being an astrologer, what he said is so artistic! ] 】

【……】

In the barrage.

Above the light curtain.

The text introduction of Mona’s exhaustive article quickly emerged.

[Astologis Mona Megistus. 】

[Mona is a peculiar astrologer. 】

[The sentient beings on the continent of Tivat are busy, merchants and goods, knights patrol the streets, and farmers cultivate. 】

[But if you ask Mona, the mysterious and haughty astrologer, what she is up to, the answer would probably be to be busy calculating an account called “life.] 】

[Although she herself would deny the term “poor” and make the following defense:]

“Too beautiful a sight hides the simplest truth. Food that is too delicious will make people forget how nutritious this thing is.” 】

[“To live a simple life is to see through the reality of the world.”) 】

[A poor life is only a path to true practice… This is a rhetoric that Mona herself has always insisted on. 】

[All beings on the continent of Tivat are busy, even mysterious astrologers. 】

[Oh, but the bard really doesn’t seem to do anything. 】

……

Liyue.

Tianheng Mountain.

Wendy, who was drinking with Zhongli, suddenly stunned.

Next moment!!

Inside the live broadcast room.

[Wendy: ????? 】

[Ying: Hahahaha! In Mona’s contrast inventory, there is even Wendy’s scene! 】

[Kamisato Ayato: This shows how unserious Wendy, the incarnation of the god of Mond Wind, is doing business! ] 】

[Elheisen: This is not normal! After all, even his own dependents let him do something serious! 】

[Paimon: Hahahahaha! 】

【……】

……

The inventory continues.

[Unlike other astrologers who can rely on money in order to reward money, Mona’s divination for others has always been nothing, but she will not modify the results of divination. 】

[Even if it is an unpleasant outcome, she will tell the other party bluntly: “Even if you join the Adventurers Guild, you will not get ahead”, “You and he have no chance, he will leave soon after” and so on. 】

[Her outspoken personality has caused the number of people who come to her for divination to plummet, and Mona is not dissatisfied with this, which allows her to spend more time on her research. 】

[Mona, an astrologer without research funding, is always hovering on the edge of the subsistence line. 】

[In order to save food expenses, she once ate wild mushrooms for a month, and occasionally received relief halfway through, so she barely survived.] 】

[“It doesn’t matter, limiting material desires is part of the practice of astrologers, and only by living simply can we peek into the reality of the world.”) Mona often spoke while covering her stomach with a cough from hunger. 】

[Occasionally, Mona would get together with Kelly and Albedo, mainly for the purpose of eating and drinking. 】

[The second is to have academic exchanges with Albedo. 】

[Hmm…].

[Today’s Mona is also worried about Mora. 】

【……】

……

Inside the live broadcast room.

[Mona: slander! This is complete slander! Take stock of the live broadcast room, I tell you, don’t talk nonsense! 】

【Mona:!!!! 】

[Mona: My main purpose in finding Albedo to get together is not to eat and drink! ] My main purpose is clearly to find him for academic exchanges, and eating and drinking is secondary! 】

[Ying: Ah, yes, yes! 】

[Paimon: Ah, yes, yes! 】

[Albedo: Ah, yes, yes! 】

[Walnut: Ah, yes, yes! 】

[Kamisato Ayaka: Ah, yes, yes! 】

[Nilu: Ah, yes, yes! 】

[Mona (maddening)].

[Mona: My image, woo-woo, inventory of the live broadcast room, you return my image, my original perfect image in the eyes of the world, just destroyed by you! ] (crying)].

[Kamisato Ayato: It doesn’t matter, limiting material desires is part of the practice of astrologers, and only by living simply can you get a glimpse of the truth of the world. To be honest, this sentence does have a deep meaning, but… Covering up your stomach with a cough will destroy the deep meaning of this sentence at once! 】

[Mona: slander! That’s slander! I didn’t hide my stomach with a cough! 】

[Kaia: Oh? 】

[Amber: Oh? 】

[Diluc: Oh? 】

[Mona 】

[Keli: @莫娜, sister Mona, the next time Krie goes to fry fish, she will help you bring the grilled fish back by the way! ] Fragrant grilled fish, fat sausage delicious! 】

[Mona: Grilled fish… (drooling)].

[Mona: Thank you, thank you Little Kelly! ] 】

[Diluc: @莫娜, if you really don’t have Mora to eat, you can come to my tavern, and I can provide you with free meals. 】

[Mona: Really? 】

[Diluc: Well, that’s true! 】

[Mona: That’s great, good people have a safe life! ] 】

[Diluc: Just raise your hand. 】

[Mona: No! Thanks or thanks! 】

[Alice: Listen to me thank you, because of you, warm four seasons~].

[Alice: Grateful heart ~ thank you for having you~].

[Mona: ????? 】

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