Inventory of the strange things in the asylum, I am driving the whole world crazy

“Lying groove, this dog thing is not a person, just gained the trust of others, and then…”

“Grass, this dog thing, you took out a gun is outrageous enough, why did you take out a rocket launcher?” Outrageous, outrageous! ”

“I never expected that this guy, unexpectedly, turned out…”

“Silly, I’m really stupid, how much hatred does ukulele have for this witch girl?”

“What about the Child Protection Society? Hurry up and come out and collect this dog thing! ”

“I can’t stand it, I really can’t stand it, wasn’t it normal for me to watch ukulele before?” Now, people are showing me stupid! ”

“Normal? Hehe, it was indeed quite normal before, but that was because it was his daughter, but this witch girl in front of him… Huh…”

“Doesn’t he have a little mercy? Such a heavy hand on a little girl? ”

“Compassion and mercy? Sorry, compassion and compassion will only be placed on normal humans, and such containment organizations, whether they are shelter societies or global supernatural alliances, I’m afraid, their concept is to eliminate containment objects and execute all reality distortions above level 4! In order to make the world peaceful! ”

“For a while, I didn’t know how to face the ukulele…”

“In the face of a fart, he even started with the little girl, I don’t agree with this!”

“Indeed, after deceiving the other party’s trust, they directly fired rockets to kill people… This kind of person must not be friends with him, otherwise, you don’t know how to die! ”

“It is undeniable that his style of acting is very much in line with the shelter and also in line with an inmate, but it is still too cruel…”

“Cruel? Oh, you go and talk cruel to those who are contained and killed by reality twisters? ”

At this moment, in the live broadcast room, countless barrages flew over, and everyone was discussing.

As spectators, they can say cool things.

Of course, it is also because they are so ignorant of the worldview of containment.

The threat of containment and reality warkers is devastating, the same embodiment of bugs, even if you are superpowered, even if you are a superpower, you should also burp and burp!

And at this time, in the live broadcast room…

“Boom!”

With the missile exploding, the flames erupted, and Rao was the ukulele, which was also quickly blasted away under this violent Yu wave.

He didn’t care if he was injured or not.

At this moment, he looked at the smoke and dust in the field with an excited face…

He hoped that the little girl would disappear completely from now on and die completely.

But apparently, as a result, silenced him…

The little girl stood in place, not injured at all.

On the contrary, the photo album in her hand was completely destroyed under the vibration of this missile!

“You…” The little girl’s face was very ugly.

How could she not have imagined that this guy, who claimed to be her friend, would destroy her photo album?

Yes, in her mind, there is no concept of being attacked herself!

After all, she didn’t suffer any damage herself, and it was just that the photo album was destroyed.

The ukulele, the master of weapons, was directly deflated in this operation!

No matter how good the weapon master is, he must also play the role of the weapon…

Even rocket launchers don’t work, let alone other thermal weapons.

He can even single out Keter-level with his bare hands, but in the face of this kind of reality distortion that is currently unsolvable, he can only sigh!

“It’s really embarrassing, is that how you agents of the Global Supernatural Alliance deal with reality twisters?” Suddenly, a voice sounded faintly from the stairs on the second floor of the castle.

But what I saw was a handsome man, wearing a trench coat, Martin boots, and a tall figure.

Behind the man, there were two little girls.

This person is no one else, it is really Chu Yuan and the succubus girl, the girl Gaia!

The girl Gaia was very quiet, with a shy smile on her face.

The succubus girl is very active, looking east, looking west, very agile.

The ukulele looked at Chu Yuan, his eyes changed instantly, he narrowed his eyes, and there was some hostility in his eyes…

It was this guy who abducted his two daughters!

Of course, among them, it is inevitable that two girls will voluntarily follow Chu Yuan.

After all, in the hearts of the two girls, Chu Yuan and Ukulele were strangers.

It doesn’t really matter who you go with.

As for whether Chu Yuan will harm them?

For now, it doesn’t seem to be.

Instead, they had seen what their so-called father had done.

For a little girl, she even coaxed and deceived, and in the end, she took out a heavy weapon…

“Why are you here?” The ukulele looked at Chu Yuan, her three eyes narrowed, very unhappy.

It’s not enough that this guy kidnapped his girlfriend, and now he wants to rob his target?

“Can’t I come? Just let you kill this little girl? Chu Yuan chuckled.

“Kill? Hehe, a level 4 reality twister! If you are really the president of the Abnormal Things Containment Society, then you should know better than me the dangers of a Level 4 reality twister, could it be that you still want to save her? The ukulele spoke indifferently,

“A Level 4 reality warker does cause great harm, but she won’t!” Chu Yuan spoke, and at the same time, looked at the little loli!

At this time, the little loli was still in a state of hoodwink.

The anger that was previously because the album was destroyed turned into the weirdness of Chu Yuan’s sudden appearance…

She didn’t know how Chu Yuan and the other two young ladies appeared in their house.

She didn’t understand that.

At this time, she heard Chu Yuan say that she would not cause great harm, and she involuntarily showed a little smile on her face.

“What do you mean?” At this time, listening to Chu Yuan’s words, the ukulele frowned.

No harm?

Hehe?

What does it mean to be harmless?

Build a castle on top of a building, this is no harm?

No matter what intersection, she is a green light wherever she goes, this is no harm?

If she is in a bad mood and can destroy everything around her in an instant, this is no harm?

Before he could question, at this time, he saw Chu Yuan smile and say to the little loli: “Because, you are our magical girl!” ”

“Magic, maiden?” Little Lori was stunned.

Even the ukulele looked at Chu Yuan a little confused.

What the hell is this?

What the hell is a magical girl?

What kind of containment feature is this?

He frowned, a little incomprehensible, and a little dazed.

Then, I saw Chu Yuan walking to the little girl’s side, flipping his wrist, and there was something similar to the school’s admission notice in his hand!

“According to the test, you have a very powerful magic power in your body, so the school has now officially invited you to become a first-year student of the Academy of Magic!” Chu Yuan said, and handed the so-called admission notice in his hand to the little girl with a smile.

“Acceptance letter? School of Magic? ”

Little Loli was still a little ignorant, and subconsciously took the admission notice.

Obviously, many words she can’t understand at all, but, under the influence of her reality distortion ability, even if she can’t understand something, it automatically becomes something she can understand!

On that title, it was written in eye-catching red letters [Hogwarts Acceptance Letter]!

“Hogwarts turned out to be real?” The little girl’s eyes widened, and her little face was full of excitement.

Hogwarts?

The corner of Chu Yuan’s mouth twitched, this little girl really knows how to make up his brain, he obviously didn’t write any Hogwarts, just casually wrote words like the School of Magic…

As a result, when you get to the little girl, it automatically becomes Hogwarts.

It seems that this little girl has not been poisoned by those magic movies…

The reason why he didn’t write about Hogwarts was because he was afraid that the little girl would think that Hogwarts really existed in this world, and then, out of thin air, he created a Hogwarts!

That’s troublesome!

A group of magical containment derivatives?

He wanted to deny it, but he quickly nodded again: “Yes, it is Hogwarts, but it is not what you think, there is no Headmaster Dumbledore, only me, I am the headmaster, and you are my student!” ”

“Is that so?”

Little Lori was a little regretful, and then, she was apprehensive again and asked, “Headmaster, can I really be a student at Hogwarts?” Can I really learn magic? You’re not going to lie to me, are you? ”

“Of course not!”

Chu Yuan shook his head with a smile, and at the same time, a short, wand-like thing appeared in his hand, and then, he waved it lightly, recited a long series of spells, and finally, said softly: “The breeze is slow!” ”

“Buzz!”

At this moment, in his hand, a whirlwind of careful air instantly appeared.

At the same time, in the room where there was no wind, there was also a fresh breeze.

“Wow, so magical, so magical!” The little girl’s eyes widened instantly, and she shouted terribly.

“You can try it, highly talented magic apprentices can easily master this magic!” Chu Yuan encouraged with a smile.

Then, little loli learned Chu Yuan’s previous tone, learned Chu Yuan’s previous spell, and then, before she could shout, she was interrupted by Chu Yuan!

“If you want to cast magic, you have to use a wand, without a wand, you can’t cast magic!” Chu Yuan’s wrist flipped, and a new wand appeared in his hand, and then, with a warm smile, he handed the wand to the little girl!

“Good!”

The little girl took the wand, waved it novelly, and then, repeating the previous steps, and after reciting a series of inexplicable spells, she gently called: “Breeze slowly!” ”

“Buzz!”

At the same time, a cloud of careful air flow visible to the naked eye also appeared on her hand, exactly the same as Chu Yuan’s.

She was completely imitating Chu Yuan!

The little girl’s little face was excited, cheering that she was able to learn magic.

“Headmaster, is there any magic? I want to learn, I want to learn! The little girl looked at Chu Yuan with a hopeful expression.

“This, I won’t teach you until you enroll!” Chu Yuan smiled and soothed.

Although the little girl regretted it, she still agreed!

And at this time, the ukulele on the side looked stupid …

Don’t say that the ukulele is stupid, in the live broadcast room, countless netizens are also stupid…

“Groove, is this okay?”

“Good fellow, I’m stupid, flickering, flickering!”

“Gee, let the little girl think that she is a magical girl, and needs to chant spells to cast magic, this operation, absolutely nothing!”

“In other words, this Hogwarts is real?”

“Fake, special… Where did you get what Hogwarts? It’s all made up by the president, and even this magic, I guess it’s all made up by the president! ”

“Then how do you explain the fact that the president can do magic?”

“Hey, that’s not magic at all, that thing is definitely the property of containment, believe it or not, I’m afraid that the little girl will run to an unknown place, otherwise, the president can perform a shape-shifting phantom on the spot!”

“This time, I really fooled the little girl into a lame way, which is much better than a certain agent using the pretense of a friend as an excuse!”

“From now on, the magical girl is the debut!”

“Gee, a level 4 reality distortion has turned into a magical girl, and the epic level is weakened!”

“This is the right way to contain it, the ukulele is only suitable for other containments, and this level 4 reality distortion can only dry stare!”

“Look at the shocked little eyes of the ukulele, I’m afraid he didn’t expect it to become like this!”

It is also under the countless barrages of netizens…

At this moment, the ukulele was indeed shocked, and indeed did not expect things to turn out like this.

Magic?

Hogwarts?

His face darkened, stared at Chu Yuan, and gritted his teeth: “Do you know what the consequences of your doing this are? ”

“I know exactly what I’m doing, this child’s magical talent is the best I’ve ever seen, so we at Hogwarts deserve her!” Chu Yuan nodded lightly.

Load, still here!

The ukulele gritted her teeth hatefully: “Because of you, this world is likely to have a large number of magical containment derivatives, this is what you want to see?” ”

“Nope!”

Chu Yuan shook his head, and said confidently and firmly: “Because of this world, only the Hogwarts I started, no Gryffindor, no Hufflepuff, no Ravenclaw, no Slytherin, no Voldemort, no Potter Harry, the entire Hogwarts, only me the headmaster, only me, the third student, I am both the headmaster and the teacher, the talent of magic is not one in a million, only a few people have magical talent, in the movie, after all, it is exaggerated!” ”

Chu Yuan’s words came out, and the little girls on the side were listening carefully.

This was her first contact with the magic school, so she needed to find the answer as much as possible in Chu Yuan, the principal…

When she heard that there were no people she was familiar with, she couldn’t help but feel a little regretful.

But also countless times, she began to practice the magic of breeze with great interest, which felt very interesting!

And the ukulele, listening to Chu Yuan’s words, was completely silent.

Subconsciously observed the state of the little loli, the corners of his mouth twitched…

He never expected that the level 4 reality distortion person would be completely fooled and lame by Chu Yuan.

And in the live broadcast room, countless people laughed crazy…

As soon as this definition came out, the little girl could be said to have completely become a magical girl.

Moreover, the world will not be harmed by more magicians.

Absolute, simply amazing!

“If nothing happens, I’m going to take my students back to check in!” Chu Yuan smiled and spoke, and without waiting for the ukulele to have any reaction, he disappeared directly with the three daughters!