Investing in the Rebirth Empress, She Called Me Husband

Chapter 386: Husband and wife fraud

Li Mo is teaching Bingtuozi his mother's bargaining skills.

"Bingtuozi, what's the final factor in bargaining? It's momentum! Be fierce!"

"Is that so?"

Ying Bing's dark eyebrows were furrowed, and her snow-colored eyes had a faint light.

Classmate Xiao Li leaned back slightly:

"Well, there's no need to be so fierce. We are bargaining for prices, not for killing people."

"..."

Ying Bing felt that the expressions she and Li Mo made were obviously the same.

To be precise, Li Mo's icy face was learned from her...

"I see!"

Li Mo raised a finger, and the genius Xiao Li thought of a way!

He slapped the white cat plush hat he just bought on Bing Tuozi's head.

Ying Bing wears a plush hat, and his cold face is wrapped in white fluff. His expression is still cold and cold, but he no longer has the aggressiveness that looks like he is about to cut you with a sword.

After all, a cold cat can also be cute.

Bingtuozi·Cat Hat Limited Edition!

"It suits you quite well."

"..."

So, Li Mo took Ying Bing and walked all the way through the market.

Mom’s magic bargaining skills, the first style is Dragon Slaying Knife, the second style I know, the third style you make less, the fourth style I will leave if you don’t sell, already invincible in the world.

Now a new trick has been added!

Bingtuozi, a fierce one!

So the Tiger Pioneer and the White Cat King set out to fight, and the streets were filled with mourners.

A set of silky little combos made the vendors on this street remember that indescribable face.

There was even a rumor spread in Qinghe County later!

Mrs. Li from the Li family bargains harder!

Hengyun Sanying, who poked his head out from under a certain tree and saw this scene, fell into deep contemplation again. He was confused about the fruit on the tree and you and me under the tree.

Is the peerless genius usually... always so down-to-earth?

Where is the promised super-worldly magical power, hard training, and secret weapon?

They buy a candied haws at a bargain price!

After a while, the two of them had almost finished shopping at the New Year's Fair. They bought a lot of things, and some of them tried their best at bargaining but failed to win in the end.

Li Mo glanced at the sky, carrying large and small bags, planning to go home for New Year's Eve dinner.

"It's almost time, let's go back."

"Wait for me a moment."

"What else are you going to do?"

Li Mo was stunned. The figure wearing the white cat hat had turned around and returned to the market.

Maybe you have a few things you want to buy and are planning to turn around and go back to buy them?

"call....."

Looking at the market where it was getting late, Li Mo stood in the snow and exhaled a white breath.

After a while, Ying Bing came back, holding the big-headed doll in his hand, and hung it back on his waist.

"What did you go shopping for?"

"I won't tell you."

"Tsk, tsk, I don't really want to know..."

Li Mansion.

The family is preparing for the New Year's Eve dinner. Mom and dad are cooking in person and are busy in the kitchen.

Li's residence was decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, dispelling the darkness of the cold night, and fine snow fell in the courtyard.

Li Mo, wearing a tiger head hat, was arranging the newly purchased New Year's goods at the door. He took out firecrackers and lit them with a karma fire.

Ying Bing sat on the clean steps, tilting his white cat hat, his eyes were illuminated by the figure of the young man setting off firecrackers, and his eyes were full of snow but also looked gentle.

Li Dalong clicked his tongue and looked at the two of them, suddenly feeling relieved. He turned back to look at Gu Xueqin who was cooking and asked:

"Madam, does the method you think of work?"

"What if we are the two of them who have to push it. Besides, even if we can't settle the matter, we won't get involved too much."

"That's right. Are all the dishes ready? I'll bring them over."

As everyone knows.

Genius parents are more or less the kings of ideas.

Although they don't interfere in the younger generation's affairs, the Li family and his wife have their own methods.

"Son, Xiao Bing'er, it's time to eat!"

Comrade Lao Li shouted outside and saw that both of them had gone to the lobby, so he entered the lobby carrying a plate of freshly cooked dishes.

"Dad, you've never been in the kitchen before."

Li Mo took off his tiger head hat and felt a little strange.

Dad not only learned "fuck everyone" from the teacher, but he also learned the concept of "fuck everyone" from his mouth.

He didn't even wash the dishes after eating, but today he even went to the kitchen to serve food.

"Your mother cooked this dish herself, so can it be the same?"

"It looks good, what's your name?"

Li Mo gave Ying Bing a chopstick and tasted it himself.

"tasty."

Ying Bing's lips were covered with a layer of shiny oil.

"Husband and wife's lung slices."

"???"

Comrade Li Dalong did his homework very seriously this time. He pointed at the cold dish and said:

"This couple's lung slices means that husband and wife are of the same mind. Husband and wife should support each other and work together to create a better life..."

"..."

Intimacy?

Working together?

Listening to his father's eloquent words, several pictures could not help but appear in Xiao Li's mind.

When they were in southern Xinjiang, he was the Black Earth Immortal and she was the saint of the Wanxiang Sect...

When they were in Langkeshan, he was in charge of the outside and Bingtuozi was in charge. The two of them cooperated seamlessly and passed the chess game, leaving the demon-summoning cultists stunned for a moment.

If he has to learn this dish, can he still call it Husband and Wife Feipian...

This is not over yet.

"Hey, this is called sharing the same liver and suffering, and that is called a happy marriage."

"This wife cake tastes good, Xiao Mo, you should eat more."

"The husband soup is also very famous, your mother learned it specially."

Comrade Lao Li is good at talking, and he can name the dishes one by one.

Soon Gu Xueqin also joined the battlefield, and kept picking dishes for the two.

Soon, the two bowls were full of dishes, either husband and wife or wife.

"Dad, Mom, what do you mean, I'm still young."

Li Mo said helplessly.

"We made it for ourselves to celebrate our concerted efforts as husband and wife this year, what does it have to do with you?" Comrade Li Dalong took a sip of wine.

Li Mo glanced at Ying Bing, whose cheeks moved slightly, and then imitated her and ate as if nothing had happened, turning a deaf ear to the names of the dishes on the table.

In fact, the couple also wanted to ask the two directly what they thought.

But the two also thought about it, and they were afraid that if the elders got involved too much, they would make things worse.

Anyway, seeing Bing'er and Xiao Mo like this, let it go, it won't be long.

So at the dinner table, the couple felt itchy, but didn't ask or say anything more.

The meal took half an hour, and Li Mo finished first and got up and went back to his room.

"I'll go back to my room first."

"Wait."

"What's the matter?"

Li Mo turned around.

"It's better to come out of your room tomorrow morning."

After running around and not seeing what he wanted to see, Comrade Lao Li said unhappily.

"Hey!"