Is The Nurse’s Girlfriend Cute? She Stabs People And Avoids Vital Points

Ma Feiwen and Fan Tingting met in college.

Unlike many college students who broke up after graduation, they got married right after graduation and successfully entered the marriage hall.

After two years of marriage, the couple's relationship has always been very good.

And this mainly depends on both people playing "perverted enough".

There are always some weird and special hobbies between couples, and the more perverted the two people are, the better their relationship will be.

This evening.

As usual, the two of them took a shower and lay on the bed.

Everyone was playing with their mobile phones and watching their favorite short videos, but no one was affected.

But not long after, Fan Tingting suddenly put down her phone and turned to look at Ma Feiwen.

When Ma Feiwen realized that something was wrong, it was already too late.

Fan Tingting pulled the quilt away and "swallowed" Ma Feiwen inside.

Immediately, a huge smelly fart was released under the quilt!

"Fan! Ting! Ting!"

Ma Feiwen roared and struggled.

But looking at Ma Feiwen who was twisting and struggling wildly in the quilt, Fan Tingting burst out laughing.

I thought it was just an ordinary "playful play", after all, they had played like this many times.

But who would have thought that Ma Feiwen in the quilt gradually stopped struggling.

Fan Tingting thought that Ma Feiwen gave up resistance, so she "won".

However, when she lifted the quilt.

First, a stench rushed out, and then she saw Ma Feiwen lying motionless on the bed.

"Hello?"

"Are you pretending to be faint again and want to attack me secretly?"

Fan Tingting grinned, thinking that Ma Feiwen was joking with her.

"Hello?"

"Wake up, stop pretending."

But when she pushed Ma Feiwen several times and he didn't move, Fan Tingting gradually panicked.

"This joke is not funny at all. Don't scare me."

"If you keep doing this, I'll be really angry."

Even if Fan Tingting used the "angry warning", Ma Feiwen had no intention of waking up.

Fan Tingting realized the seriousness of the problem.

"If you don't wake up, I'll call 120?"

"When the ambulance comes and they find out you were faking it, you'll be dead."

Fan Tingting picked up her phone again and pretended to call the emergency number to test.

"real……"

"Really dizzy?"

Seeing that Ma Feiwen still had no intention of waking up, Fan Tingting panicked and dialed 120 immediately.

Immediately, she and Ma Feiwen were taken to the hospital by ambulance.

…

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Honey, don't worry, I will never bully you again."

Fan Tingting followed Ma Feiwen's gurney and kept crying.

Lu Ming heard the commotion here and immediately became interested.

Bullshit?

Made someone faint?

This young couple is having so much fun!

Let me see what's going on.

"Director Lu."

The doctor on duty was also a little surprised to see Lu Ming.

Fan Tingting, who was crying next to her, heard that Lu Ming was called director?

He immediately ran over and grabbed Lu Ming's arm, "Director, please save my husband."

"Don't cry yet, tell me what happened."

Lu Ming comforted.

So Fan Tingting told what happened.

The medical staff on the side suddenly bit their lips desperately, and their faces turned red from suppressing it.

Because they really couldn't help laughing.

This is so fun.

Tuck your husband into the quilt, and then fart in the quilt...

What kind of bad taste is this?

After listening to this, Lu Ming was a little bit dumbfounded.

Then he started to check Ma Feiwen's condition.

"In this situation, it's really poisoning."

After some inspection, Lu Ming figured out the situation.

"Poisoned?"

"My husband is fine, how could he be poisoned?"

"Could it be..."

Fan Tingting was a little surprised and thought of an unlikely possibility.

"You may not understand it, but it's actually fart poisoning."

"It means that your husband smelled your farts and was poisoned."

"However, it's not entirely poisoning."

"Because the poisonous gas in farts is not enough to make people unconscious."

"Another reason for your husband's coma is the lack of oxygen to his brain."

Lu Ming explained.

"Fart poisoning?"

This was the first time Fan Tingting heard such a statement.

Lu Ming nodded.

You know, the so-called farts are waste gases emitted by the human body.

The main components are carbon dioxide, hydrogen sulfide and methane.

There are also substances such as indole, hydrogen and odoriferous fecal matter.

Indole and fecalin are also the main culprits that make farts smell bad.

And because hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic gas, farts are also classified as "toxic gases".

But because the content of hydrogen sulfide in farts is very low, this "poisonous gas" is not fatal.

Generally speaking, it may take hundreds of people's farts to be inhaled at the same time to be fatal.

But this situation is basically unrealistic.

therefore.

The reason why Ma Feiwen fainted was just like Lu Ming explained.

On the one hand, it was because she inhaled Fan Tingting's stinky farts and was stinky.

On the other hand, it is because it is difficult to breathe due to being suffocated in the quilt, which leads to lack of oxygen in the brain.

Under these two conditions, Ma Feiwen fainted.

So strictly speaking, Ma Feiwen suffered from syncope caused by cerebral hypoxia, and inhaling smelly farts was only one of the factors.

in addition.

In some public toilets with poor sanitary conditions, it may also cause dizziness and nausea.

This is because the space in public toilets is too closed, and the toxic gases released when people use the toilet cannot flow out.

The public toilet became a "gas chamber".

Lu Ming has also encountered people who were "stunned" by the smell when using the toilet in public restrooms.

…

"What should we do?"

"My husband won't become a fool, will he?"

Fan Tingting held her little hand, very nervous.

The corners of Lu Ming's mouth twitched slightly.

What are you thinking about?

How could you become a fool?

"It's nothing, just take some oxygen and calm down."

Hearing this, Fan Tingting breathed a sigh of relief.

"Besides, don't play like that in the future..."

Lu Ming gave Fan Tingting a look.

Fan Tingting's face turned red, obviously realizing what Lu Ming meant.

Lu Ming told the young couple to stop being so perverted in the future.

"I...I know..."

Fan Tingting responded with a blushing face.

…

Leave the disposal room.

Several medical staff who were following Lu Ming couldn't bear it anymore and burst into laughter.

"I'm laughing so hard, my fart is poisoned!"

"Today's young people are really good at playing! They can really think of any way to play."

"It's okay to keep the fun between husband and wife, but you can't play too perverted, it's all the way to the hospital!"

Lu Ming also shook his head and walked to the ward with a smile.

After observing Shen Ruicong's condition, he planned to go back to the dormitory to sleep.

…

"Is the child asleep?"

Lu Ming gently opened the door and found that Luo Sanmei was not asleep yet, but Shen Ruicong was already asleep on the bed.

"Doctor Lu."

"Congcong has been sleeping for a while."

When Luo Sanmei saw Lu Ming coming, she quickly stood up to greet him.

Even though Lu Ming told her many times not to be polite, she just couldn't change this habit.

It is also possible that she regarded Lu Ming as a "life-saving straw" and benefactor, so she could not let go of this courtesy.

Lu Ming nodded slightly and came to the hospital bed.

Looking at Shen Ruicong who was sleeping soundly, Lu Ming suddenly frowned slightly.

this……

It doesn't look like he's asleep.

On the contrary, it's like...

Fainted?

Lu Ming gently pushed Shen Ruicong, "Congcong?"

Luo Sanmei on the side looked a little confused, "Doctor Lu, what are you doing?"

Lu Ming didn't explain immediately. When he saw that Shen Ruicong didn't respond, he increased the strength on his hand and pushed hard.

At this time, Luo Sanmei also realized that something was wrong and shouted loudly.

"Congcong?"

"Congcong, wake up, Congcong!"

"Doctor Lu, what's wrong with my son?"

Seeing that she couldn't wake up her son, Luo Sanmei suddenly became anxious.

Lu Ming quickly checked Shen Ruicong's pulse, heartbeat, pupils and other conditions.

"Acute shock!"

After the inspection, Lu Ming's face suddenly sank, and she had a premonition that something was wrong!

Luo Sanmei also widened her eyes.

My son is in shock? !

Lu Ming didn't dare to delay, so he immediately went to shake people off and started organizing rescue operations!

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