Is The Nurse’s Girlfriend Cute? She Stabs People And Avoids Vital Points

"My dear, did you lie about your weight?"

Lu Ming glanced at Chen Liyao with a smile.

"How did you know?"

Chen Liyao's complexion changed slightly and she blurted out subconsciously.

"Did you lie about your weight?"

The anesthesiologist's expression changed drastically, but he quickly regained his composure.

"That's not right. Even if you lie about your weight, the impact on the anesthesia effect will be minimal."

"Should there be any problems?"

Regarding the amount of anesthetic injected into the surgical patient during the operation, it must be considered based on many factors.

Mainly based on weight, height and intraoperative vital sign monitoring, etc.

Weight is only one aspect, and it is an insignificant aspect.

For example, if your weight is 50 kilograms and you say it is 45 kilograms, the difference of 5 kilograms will not be a big problem.

Therefore, it should not cause Chen Liyao to regain consciousness.

During the operation, the situation of regaining consciousness or consciousness occurs, which is also called "intraoperative awareness".

The probability of occurrence is extremely low, less than 0.1%.

And it does not mean that patients will be in danger if it occurs. More than 99% of patients who are aware of intraoperative pain feel negligible pain.

There are many reasons for intraoperative awareness.

The reason for the surgical operation, the squeezing and pulling process, causes pain, but the pain is not at the surgical site, but at other non-anesthetized parts, and it is almost painless, just like the pain of a mosquito bite.

There may also be environmental reasons. Changes in temperature are transmitted to the central nervous system, causing "400" patients to become conscious. This may be due to too shallow anesthesia.

In addition, stimulation by catheterization and uncomfortable posture may also lead to intraoperative awareness.

But it is also caused by the patient's own reasons. For example, the patient has low sensitivity to anesthetics, that is, strong drug resistance.

Once intraoperative awareness occurs, it is necessary to consider whether to provide supplementary anesthesia based on the specific circumstances.

"It's probably due to strong drug resistance, so there's no need for additional anesthesia for the time being."

Lu Ming used her rich professional knowledge to make a decision.

The anesthesiologist is originally the "boss" in the operating room. It can be said that at least 50% of the patient's life is in the hands of the anesthesiologist.

However, when facing Lu Ming, the anesthesiologist gave up.

He decided to listen to Lu Ming.

Listen to Lu Ming and you won’t go wrong!

Just kidding, Lu Ming has the supreme status in their Akihito Hospital!

And the super high medical skills recognized by everyone!

then.

The anesthesiologist sat back again.

"ah?"

"Something else! Give me another injection!"

"Please!"

"Ooooooo, I'm afraid of pain!"

Seeing that Lu Ming wouldn't let the anesthesiologist give her another injection, Chen Liyao suddenly panicked.

She is usually really afraid of pain.

She was afraid that she would die of pain on the operating table!

"Be obedient, it'll be okay."

"Now I'm going to cut your appendix."

The corners of Lu Ming's mouth raised slightly.

Chen Liyao almost fainted from fright!

You are the devil!

You said that on purpose!

"I won't listen, I won't listen! Stop telling me the steps!"

Chen Liyao closed her eyes forcefully, trying to divert her attention elsewhere.

However.

Her attention could not be diverted at all, and all her thoughts were on the operation.

How long will this surgery last?

Don't let me feel the pain!

Another half hour passed.

Surgery completed.

Lu Ming asked with a smile:

"Want to take a look at your appendix?"

Chen Liyao's cheeks were as bulging as buns, and she groaned angrily: "Bah! I don't want that!"

Lu Ming left with a smile, and Chen Liyao was also pushed to the surgical recovery area. After a while, someone will send her back to the ward.

Lu Ming after the operation.

I plan to change clothes and then go home.

But sometimes, once an accident happens, it always happens one after another.

Lu Ming just returned to the emergency room.

Then the nurse pulled me in for support again.

"What's going on?"

Lu Ming sighed, but didn't complain too much.

Since you have a job as a doctor, you must be prepared to work overtime at any time.

And don't tell me, Lu Ming enjoys her job as a doctor.

Even if I work overtime, I have no complaints.

Doctors can save people!

Think about it, a person is about to die.

Lu Ming is here.

With just one click, he was saved.

How cool!

How awesome!

"The ambulance has pulled back a patient and is in the treatment room."

"Dr. Liu, an intern, has little experience. It was his first time encountering this situation and he didn't know how to deal with it.

"The other doctors on duty were unable to help because they had patients on hand.

The little nurse explained.

"Then what is the condition of this patient?"

"Car accident? Fall injury?"

Lu Ming couldn't think of any situation and didn't know how to deal with it.

I probably learned a lot about first aid treatment when I was in school.

"At once...……"

“It’s really hard to comment, I’ll just have to look at it myself.

The little nurse didn't know what to say.

Because this is really outrageous.

With doubts, Lu Ming quickly came to the disposal room.

"teacher."

Seeing Lu Ming coming, intern Liu Maoxuan was overjoyed.

I was relieved in my heart.

As long as Lu Ming is around, he feels like it won't be a big deal if the sky falls.

Lu Ming will definitely handle it!

"Xiao Liu, what's going on?"

Lu Ming pointed to the patient.

At this time, the patient was lying on the bed, motionless.

"This patient, he..."

Liu Maoxuan hesitated for a long time.

"What the hell is he? What's wrong with him?"

Lu Ming didn't understand what was so unspeakable about this.

"He inserted the ring into his anus and couldn't take it out..."

Liu Maoxuan said, unzipping the patient's pants.

At this time, you can see that the patient's butt area near the anus is red and swollen.

Lu Ming's eyes were blank for a few seconds.

...

This is indeed a bit unspeakable...

I'll be a good boy.

Where does the talent come from?

Insert a ring into the anus?

What do you think?

"Why did you insert the ring into your anus?"

"take things too hard?"

Lu Ming knew that she should find a way to take out the ring now.

But he was really curious, why did this patient do this?

What's the motivation?

What's the purpose?

"Doctor, I feel like I'm going to have a fever down there. You'd better find a way to help me take out the ring first."

Feng Kangyu may also feel ashamed and is too embarrassed to tell the reason.

"Go get the lube."

"Bring gloves, pliers and other tools as well.

Lu Ming asked the little nurse to get the tools.

The little nurse nodded and ran to get the tools.

After a while, she came back pushing a tool cart filled with various tools.

But no matter how you look at it, it looks like a "torture instrument."

"Do you have hemorrhoids?"

Lu Ming felt that Feng Kangyu seemed to have hemorrhoids.

"Yes, internal hemorrhoids."

Hemorrhoids are divided into internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids and mixed hemorrhoids.

Asymptomatic hemorrhoids generally do not require treatment.

But if hemorrhoids recur, medication or even surgery is needed.

"Then let me tell you first, it may not be able to be taken out smoothly."

"It's possible that surgery is needed."

Lu Ming is worried that forcibly removing the ring stuck in the anus may cause internal hemorrhoids to prolapse or even rupture.

"ah︰

"Still need surgery?"

When Feng Kangyu heard that he might need surgery, he almost fainted.

"I'm coming, just scream if it hurts."

Lu Ming was ready to start. He had already picked up the lubricant and was preparing to lubricate the opening.

"Then if I cry out it hurts, will you stop?"

Feng Kangyu asked pitifully.

"What are you thinking? Of course this kind of thing will never stop!"

"This is treatment, you have to be patient."

Feng Kangyu's face suddenly twitched, then what's the point of letting me scream in pain?

You won't stop...

Pooh!

Scumbag doctor!

soon.

The sound of howling ghosts and wolves was heard in the disposal room.

Almost the entire ER heard it.

"Who has kidney stones?"

"It should be, don't tell me, I have experienced it before, the pain of kidney stones is really fatal!"

"Alas! Men must protect their kidneys!"

Some people also discussed the reasons for the ghost crying and wolf howling.

But they probably would never have thought that the reason someone was crying and howling was because the ring was stuck in the bag and couldn't be taken out.

Disposal indoors.

"No, no, no, I really can't stand it anymore.

"Operate on me and give me anesthesia."

At this time, Feng Kangyu was sweating profusely and his face turned pale.

Half of it hurts and half of it scares me.

Oh my god.

If Lu Ming continues to pay like this, he may not be able to save his skin!

"Arrange the surgery."

Lu Ming was also tired of taking it out and couldn't get it out.

He suspected that the ring might be stuck on the internal hemorrhoids and could not be removed.

If you need surgery, it must be done now.

Because if you wait until tomorrow, the skin swallow may become inflamed.

If there is inflammation, surgery is not suitable.

soon.

An emergency operation began.

After Lu Ming's efforts, the ring was successfully taken out.

Moreover, Feng Kangyu's internal hemorrhoids were also removed.

This surgery is equivalent to a hemorrhoid surgery.

"ring.....…"

"My ring..."

Feng Kangyu, who was a little weak, was still concerned about his ring.

"Don't worry, they will be disinfected and stored for you."

"You can take it anytime."

Lu Ming told Feng Kangyu not to worry about the ring, but to care about himself first.

"I'm curious as to why you put the ring on yourself..."

"Well...inside that..."

"Can you elaborate?"

Lu Ming has also seen many strange patients.

For example, a light bulb is stuck in the mouth and cannot be taken out.

Because of constipation, I stuffed the eel into the swallow to relieve constipation, but the eel slipped in.

But stuffing a ring into a leather swallow is really the first time I have seen this operation.

"Um....…

Feng Kangyu pondered for a while and then said:

"Because I want to give my girlfriend a unique and memorable proposal ceremony." 1.2

Lu Ming scratched his head, what does that have to do with stuffing the ring into the swallow?

If the ring is in the swallow, is it considered unique?

My girlfriend is an anorectal doctor.

When Feng Kangyu mentioned his girlfriend, his face was filled with happiness.

It seems that the relationship between the two is not bad.

Immediately, Feng Kangyu began to tell the story of how the two met and fell in love.

Lu Ming doesn't care much about these. He just wants to know the reason behind the ring Sepi Swallow.

Why is this called originality?

After a while, Feng Kangyu finally got to the point.

Because my girlfriend is a doctor in the anorectal department.

So Feng Kangyu wanted to pick a good time to call his girlfriend.

Then ask his girlfriend to check himself.

Of course, inspection is not the point!

The point is to propose!

He will stuff the ring prepared in advance into his leather swallow.

So, when my girlfriend does a digital examination on herself.

Put your fingers in.

Eh!

Just fits into the ring!

How perfect!

He couldn't even imagine his girlfriend's face full of surprise!

After hearing Feng Kangyu's proposal plan, Lu Ming was stunned.

What's wrong with this world?

Could it be now.

Are such “exciting” ways of proposing popular?

You boy!

You know how to propose!

Is this the fucking way a carbon-based creature can come up with to propose?!